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11-18-10 04:56 PM
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Here is my funny thing. A few days ago we went to a junior peace keeping field trip and juring the First-Aid class I got a bloody nose and our instructor said I was keeping the realism in the class and I though that was pretty funny.
Here is my funny thing. A few days ago we went to a junior peace keeping field trip and juring the First-Aid class I got a bloody nose and our instructor said I was keeping the realism in the class and I though that was pretty funny.
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11-19-10 01:49 PM
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It happened a few months ago. I was walking in the streets when an unknown guy starts walking by my side saying a bunch of crap. He stared at me so I stared back at him and I kept walking. Try to pick up the scene: he was walking at the street staring at me (so he was not looking ahead) saying nonsense when suddenly...he hits a stobie pole while I just keet walking! His glasses flown away and he felt on the floor on his back with a "what in heaven just happened?" face. I don't know if you think this is funny, I do. Besides, it taught him not to harass walking girls

PS : I saw the stobie coming closer and closer...but I surely did not warned him
It happened a few months ago. I was walking in the streets when an unknown guy starts walking by my side saying a bunch of crap. He stared at me so I stared back at him and I kept walking. Try to pick up the scene: he was walking at the street staring at me (so he was not looking ahead) saying nonsense when suddenly...he hits a stobie pole while I just keet walking! His glasses flown away and he felt on the floor on his back with a "what in heaven just happened?" face. I don't know if you think this is funny, I do. Besides, it taught him not to harass walking girls

PS : I saw the stobie coming closer and closer...but I surely did not warned him
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11-19-10 05:26 PM
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flambeau : He was like a kid napper and you where saved by a pole. I think it is funny!
flambeau : He was like a kid napper and you where saved by a pole. I think it is funny!
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11-20-10 03:20 PM
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Yup. Once in my math class (about a week ago actually) my friend just started randomly singing during the lesson. It doesn't sound that funny but if you were there trust me it would be.
Yup. Once in my math class (about a week ago actually) my friend just started randomly singing during the lesson. It doesn't sound that funny but if you were there trust me it would be.
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11-20-10 05:20 PM
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jmc1097 : How loud was it?
jmc1097 : How loud was it?
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You want comedy, try being stationed at a military base in a hostile area with a horrible stench that comes from pond full of human poop and jets flying around that sound like incoming mortars. I could have laughed when I first got here.¬_¬
You want comedy, try being stationed at a military base in a hostile area with a horrible stench that comes from pond full of human poop and jets flying around that sound like incoming mortars. I could have laughed when I first got here.¬_¬
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This happened to me a few years back during sophomore year.
I was sitting in the front of Geometry class because I couldn't stop talking to my friends in the back.
So she started to walk around teaching and I got bored and was, for some reason, staring at her old lady out-dated shoes. (they were REALLY ugly brown Mary Jane's, btw)
I wondered, "Why is she wearing these shoes when she is so young?"
And as she went on blabbering about things in her form of "English" (She had just moved from Taiwan that year so nobody really understood her)
I kept following her feet...Then all of a sudden, right out of her pant leg and onto my shoe crawls a 7" centipede.
I quickly scream, shake my foot and jump on the desk. My friend, David, that was right next to me pointed at it and yelled even louder.
Everyone got up to look at it, and Ms. Wu (that was the Teacher) for some reason wasn't freaked out at all. She just picked it up with her hand and threw it in the trash.
The thing was REAL AND ALIVE.
This happened to me a few years back during sophomore year.
I was sitting in the front of Geometry class because I couldn't stop talking to my friends in the back.
So she started to walk around teaching and I got bored and was, for some reason, staring at her old lady out-dated shoes. (they were REALLY ugly brown Mary Jane's, btw)
I wondered, "Why is she wearing these shoes when she is so young?"
And as she went on blabbering about things in her form of "English" (She had just moved from Taiwan that year so nobody really understood her)
I kept following her feet...Then all of a sudden, right out of her pant leg and onto my shoe crawls a 7" centipede.
I quickly scream, shake my foot and jump on the desk. My friend, David, that was right next to me pointed at it and yelled even louder.
Everyone got up to look at it, and Ms. Wu (that was the Teacher) for some reason wasn't freaked out at all. She just picked it up with her hand and threw it in the trash.
The thing was REAL AND ALIVE.
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11-21-10 10:45 AM
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sophielove23 : I wonder if she knew it was up there.
sophielove23 : I wonder if she knew it was up there.
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Well, yeah, here goes:

I was at this "end of the year party" with my class last year. Thing is, there was a sub. So... she didn't know the rules, and basically we got to do whatever we wanted to. I got on one of the computers in the back and was watching South Park, my girly-friend brought a Metallica CD to play, and everybody screwed around. When it was time to leave, however, there was a mess. Somebody had thrown paper cups everywhere. When the sub asked who had the cups, my girly-friend, of course, tells her that they were MY CUPS, of which they weren't, I brought the chips, and I had to pick them up myself. I tried to defend myself, but nothing came out, just squeaks. While I was doing it, everybody in Class was staring at me...creepily. It was kinda just an awkward moment, but I still remember that day.
Well, yeah, here goes:

I was at this "end of the year party" with my class last year. Thing is, there was a sub. So... she didn't know the rules, and basically we got to do whatever we wanted to. I got on one of the computers in the back and was watching South Park, my girly-friend brought a Metallica CD to play, and everybody screwed around. When it was time to leave, however, there was a mess. Somebody had thrown paper cups everywhere. When the sub asked who had the cups, my girly-friend, of course, tells her that they were MY CUPS, of which they weren't, I brought the chips, and I had to pick them up myself. I tried to defend myself, but nothing came out, just squeaks. While I was doing it, everybody in Class was staring at me...creepily. It was kinda just an awkward moment, but I still remember that day.
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