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I'm creating a religion... a limited edition



1. Thou shall not tape thee Weather Channel so that thy can watch it later

2. Thou shall not deep throat a whole Nutty Buddy

3. Thou shall not make a Spam and Colgate sandwich and eat it

4. Thou shall not go through thy "National Geographic" and draw panties on the natives

5. Thou shall not dance naked in front of thy pets

6. Thou shall not eat pickles for breakfast.

7. Thou shall not recycle by sniffing thy own farts

8. Thou shall not make whoopie to a batch of Silly Putty

9. Thou shall not get stuck in traffic just to pass the time

10. Thou shall not dial the wrong number and hope a conversation starts

These are my commandments
And there is one general rule... YOU MUST OBAY MY WILL
And pay hommage once a month to me.





Like my scrotum here it is in a nutshell


I'm creating a religion... a limited edition



1. Thou shall not tape thee Weather Channel so that thy can watch it later

2. Thou shall not deep throat a whole Nutty Buddy

3. Thou shall not make a Spam and Colgate sandwich and eat it

4. Thou shall not go through thy "National Geographic" and draw panties on the natives

5. Thou shall not dance naked in front of thy pets

6. Thou shall not eat pickles for breakfast.

7. Thou shall not recycle by sniffing thy own farts

8. Thou shall not make whoopie to a batch of Silly Putty

9. Thou shall not get stuck in traffic just to pass the time

10. Thou shall not dial the wrong number and hope a conversation starts

These are my commandments
And there is one general rule... YOU MUST OBAY MY WILL
And pay hommage once a month to me.

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Dictator in the making?

Where have all the puppies gone to?


Dictator in the making?

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This religion is about love and peace. It also stops people from doing stupid crap.





Like my scrotum here it is in a nutshell


This religion is about love and peace. It also stops people from doing stupid crap.

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what the hell, I'm in.. but our symbol has to be a peace sign..




what the hell, I'm in.. but our symbol has to be a peace sign..

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I'll join if we promote communism in america.
I'll join if we promote communism in america.

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Here is our logo



That logo fit your needs Jin?





Like my scrotum here it is in a nutshell


Here is our logo



That logo fit your needs Jin?

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I like...




I like...

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Actually that's pretty awesome.

Peace and Communism - One in the same. =)
Actually that's pretty awesome.

Peace and Communism - One in the same. =)

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Please tell me why you do or do not want to join.




Please tell me why you do or do not want to join.

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1. Thou shall not tape thee Weather Channel so that thy can watch it later
I like the Weather Channel. Weather fascinates me-- it is the only thing normal humans can't control.

2. Thou shall not deep throat a whole Nutty Buddy
I agree, but who in their correct mind would do that anyway?

3. Thou shall not make a Spam and Colgate sandwich and eat it
Umm... once again, that's stupid to begin with.

4. Thou shall not go through thy "National Geographic" and draw panties on the natives
I wouldn't do that anyway, because it's stupid.

5. Thou shall not dance naked in front of thy pets
*shrugs* I would dance naked in front of them.

6. Thou shall not eat pickles for breakfast.
I like pickles...

7. Thou shall not recycle by sniffing thy own farts
That's just gross...

8. Thou shall not make whoopie to a batch of Silly Putty
I don't even know what you're talking about.

9. Thou shall not get stuck in traffic just to pass the time
It passes time, doesn't it?

10. Thou shall not dial the wrong number and hope a conversation starts
But that's great fun... =/

yeah, I wouldn't join because it's stupid, pointless, and carries no sense of faith whatsoever.
1. Thou shall not tape thee Weather Channel so that thy can watch it later
I like the Weather Channel. Weather fascinates me-- it is the only thing normal humans can't control.

2. Thou shall not deep throat a whole Nutty Buddy
I agree, but who in their correct mind would do that anyway?

3. Thou shall not make a Spam and Colgate sandwich and eat it
Umm... once again, that's stupid to begin with.

4. Thou shall not go through thy "National Geographic" and draw panties on the natives
I wouldn't do that anyway, because it's stupid.

5. Thou shall not dance naked in front of thy pets
*shrugs* I would dance naked in front of them.

6. Thou shall not eat pickles for breakfast.
I like pickles...

7. Thou shall not recycle by sniffing thy own farts
That's just gross...

8. Thou shall not make whoopie to a batch of Silly Putty
I don't even know what you're talking about.

9. Thou shall not get stuck in traffic just to pass the time
It passes time, doesn't it?

10. Thou shall not dial the wrong number and hope a conversation starts
But that's great fun... =/

yeah, I wouldn't join because it's stupid, pointless, and carries no sense of faith whatsoever.

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Fine... i will start making a bible

The book of Apoptosis

In the begining god said let their be be lesbians. And there were lesbians.

On the second day god said let their be dildos. And there was dildos.

On the third day god said let their be pleasure. And god blew his load, thus creating our fine oceans, seas, lakes, and rivers.

On the forth day god said let their be the after sex cigarette. And god smoked. Thus creating our wonderfull clouds and thick smog.

On the fith day god took a crap. And their was poop. Thus creating our soil and land.

On the sixth day god said let their be little things that run around. And god took a sculpting class. Thus he created little things that ran around and tried to kill each other

On the 7th day god rested (more like got drunk and passed out)


There is my first book. It was how this world was created. Embrace it.




Fine... i will start making a bible

The book of Apoptosis

In the begining god said let their be be lesbians. And there were lesbians.

On the second day god said let their be dildos. And there was dildos.

On the third day god said let their be pleasure. And god blew his load, thus creating our fine oceans, seas, lakes, and rivers.

On the forth day god said let their be the after sex cigarette. And god smoked. Thus creating our wonderfull clouds and thick smog.

On the fith day god took a crap. And their was poop. Thus creating our soil and land.

On the sixth day god said let their be little things that run around. And god took a sculpting class. Thus he created little things that ran around and tried to kill each other

On the 7th day god rested (more like got drunk and passed out)


There is my first book. It was how this world was created. Embrace it.

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lol, this is just like God being the same person. You really need to study religion. O and Thou shall not have any other gods before me! Sound familiar? I will never join your 'religion'.
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lol, this is just like God being the same person. You really need to study religion. O and Thou shall not have any other gods before me! Sound familiar? I will never join your 'religion'.

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THEN YOU SHALL FALL TO ITS WRATH!




THEN YOU SHALL FALL TO ITS WRATH!

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Originally posted by John
Fine... i will start making a bible

The book of Apoptosis

In the begining god said let their be be lesbians. And there were lesbians.

On the second day god said let their be dildos. And there was dildos.

On the third day god said let their be pleasure. And god blew his load, thus creating our fine oceans, seas, lakes, and rivers.

On the forth day god said let their be the after sex cigarette. And god smoked. Thus creating our wonderfull clouds and thick smog.

On the fith day god took a crap. And their was poop. Thus creating our soil and land.

On the sixth day god said let their be little things that run around. And god took a sculpting class. Thus he created little things that ran around and tried to kill each other

On the 7th day god rested (more like got drunk and passed out)


There is my first book. It was how this world was created. Embrace it.




With a bible like this, How can I -NOT- join?
Originally posted by John
Fine... i will start making a bible

The book of Apoptosis

In the begining god said let their be be lesbians. And there were lesbians.

On the second day god said let their be dildos. And there was dildos.

On the third day god said let their be pleasure. And god blew his load, thus creating our fine oceans, seas, lakes, and rivers.

On the forth day god said let their be the after sex cigarette. And god smoked. Thus creating our wonderfull clouds and thick smog.

On the fith day god took a crap. And their was poop. Thus creating our soil and land.

On the sixth day god said let their be little things that run around. And god took a sculpting class. Thus he created little things that ran around and tried to kill each other

On the 7th day god rested (more like got drunk and passed out)


There is my first book. It was how this world was created. Embrace it.




With a bible like this, How can I -NOT- join?

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Well may I suffer NO WRATH then. I am surprised David is keeping this open.
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Well may I suffer NO WRATH then. I am surprised David is keeping this open.

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David hasn't been around all night... well the rents are away john will play
*does a little evil laugh*
muh HAHAHAHAHAAHHA




David hasn't been around all night... well the rents are away john will play
*does a little evil laugh*
muh HAHAHAHAHAAHHA

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I think this belongs in Crazy more than here. I mean, it's a joke... it should be there.

Heh heh, as tempting as it is, I'm afraid I will not join. I like pickles for breakfast sometimes.
I think this belongs in Crazy more than here. I mean, it's a joke... it should be there.

Heh heh, as tempting as it is, I'm afraid I will not join. I like pickles for breakfast sometimes.

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What a s***ty Religion.

*Votes No*

Your logo sucks too.



What a s***ty Religion.

*Votes No*

Your logo sucks too.


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That was pretty rude David..
That was pretty rude David..

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Originally posted by Jin
That was pretty rude David..



Nah, don't worry about it, I give John a hard time like that sometimes, we're friends in real life, nothin personal



Originally posted by Jin
That was pretty rude David..



Nah, don't worry about it, I give John a hard time like that sometimes, we're friends in real life, nothin personal


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