So I'm on my laptop in my room and for the past half hour I've been hearing crazy chirping outside my apartment window but didn't take notice of it until now. Pigeons live by our AC units and such (which pissed me off, but that's a different story) and they're located right by the windows. I get up to see what the hell is going on and open my blinds to see 2 pigeons running around. Pigeon 1 is chasing pigeon 2 around and on top of my AC unit trying to mount it. I'm like WTF??

All that commotion I ignored was about this thing trying to bang pigeon 2 for the last 30 minutes. Pigeon 2 is desperately trying to get the hell away, but to no avail, as pigeon 1 is desperately trying to get a piece of pigeon ass and continued to climb on top of her to mount or grab her with his wing and pull her in. These stupid birds couldn't do that crap somewhere else? I hate pigeons enough as it is, but now I have to listen to constant crying because one of them is about to get raped and does not want. Why the hell couldn't pigeon 2 simply fly away? If that happens again I'm gonna shoot the damn things. Or so I want to. Too bad you get arrested for shooting things around here (so I hear).

I got a short video of it, but I should have taken some pictures too. Oh well.

Hahah, that's classic
I've never seen birds try and 'mount' each other. I see them chasing each other but not mounting.
And, I feel for you. I would have to have pigeons living near me, they are my least favourite birds.

I get the same sort of thing in my neighborhood at night when I'm trying to sleep. The cats will either do their high pitched meow or when they're gettin it on they sound like babies crying, real annoying. Or the mocking bird will sit out my window and make its different mating calls all night. I read if you squirt the bird with a hose it won't come back, so I tried it and it chirps down the street now.

Heh, that happened with squirrels at our school once. A retarded kid (literally, he has mental issues) is like, "What are they doing?" and I said, "We'll tell you when you're older."

LOL that is hilarious. It is funny how the other pigeon didn't just fly away, she was probably playing hard to get or something.

I have loud cats in my neiborhood too.,but i love cats so i feed them alot. im probly the reason they all hang around here.
Anyway i saw a video on youtube or something of a monkey raping a frog.(yes a monkey raping a frog!)If you havnt already youve got to see it. its really funny.It makes you feel so bad for the poor frog.It sucks being on the bottom of the food chain i guess.LOL!!

lol sounds like a pwnage story i always love pwanage storys

Stupidguy525 : Pwnage indeed. However, in this case I'm not sure if it's the female who getting pwnd because she was being attacked or if it was the male because he didn't get any.

This is a time where the phrases, "Creepy," and something else that I will not mention come to mind.
You better believe it.
Tido

Cyro Xero : LOL at least you saw that happen it isnt something you see every day

When a lot of pigeons live around you stuff like that is bound to happen. I'm sure it sometimes happens when I'm not at home.

I know someone from college who thought he saw 2 squirrels playing. I heard all of this from him. I wasn't there.

After a minute or so they started wrestling. It took a while for it to dawn on him. After that he was a bit horrified.