He might be Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
But he isn't


 Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.


 Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.


 
Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.


 
Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now."


 
Light road flares on a birthday cake.


 
Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.


 
Leave tips in Bolivian currency.


 
Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador."


 
At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.


 
When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained.


 
Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.


 
Chew on pens that you've borrowed.


 
Wear a LOT of cologne.


 
Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed
is necessary because of your "superior mental processing."


 
Sing along at the opera.


 
Mow your lawn with scissors.


 
At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"


 
Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."


 
Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.


 
Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something

about "psychological profiles."


 
Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture."


 
Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.


 
Never make eye contact.


 
Never break eye contact.


 
Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.


 
Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, announcing the results.


 
Make appointments for the 31st of September.


 
Invite lots of people to other people's parties.

Since the previous poster didn't say bad that happened to them, I will resume.

My save filed got wiped clean from my pokemon blue cartridge! I had 9 hours, 2 badges, and nearly 20 pokemon in my pokédex.

Look at the bright side: at least you had some fun while playing it.

Oh gawd. I am being pressed for time for this review, and I still have over 500 words to go to get the red jersey, and I barely have an hour left to do it.

Invictis : Look on the bright side: you have a computer!

My Great Grandma passed away the other night (RIP)

Look On the Bright side, and think about all the good times you guys had together.

WOO HOO!!!Since I got all four jerseys today, that makes me more epic than legacyme3 and septembern. EAT IT!!! 

Look on the bright side: your car was really just a little farther down the road.

I had to do a total of thirteen different job applications, and now a spree since pacman is getting ideas. My fingers and wrists hurt...

Look at the bright side your hands and wrist are getting exercise....
I have a massive migraine that won't go away. (good luck looking bright at that LOL.)

Look at the bright side... You also have a backup plane to help.

My super Mario bros 3 cartridge on the NES glitches up the game when I put my game in ALL the way!

Look at the bright side... after you write it, there won't be another essay for a few days?

I'm bored as all hell and I'm starting to ignore people :/

Look at the bright side... you get lots of space and you can not get crowded

I'm so pissed because I jizzed in my pants

Look at the bright side, you don't have to listen to their screams as I kill them (jk).

Man this really sucks, only 1 and 1 half hrs to post before Tour De Vizzed results.

Klutch : Look at the bright side, Klutch. You may start fresh when the results are entered. Good luck.

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Dammit! My mother is forcing me to shut down my laptop.

Look at the bright side...At least you can play video games and that way your mom won't tell you to turn off your game system

I can't be Marik on Yugioh Dark Duel Stories!He pisses me off!

Eddy88 : Well, take a gander at the bright area. Your eyes won't have to feel strained after watching a mother load of television.

Dammit! I must sleep early today because I have school tomorrow. Klutch is most likely to steal the yellow jersey from me. I cannot skip school tomorrow because I have the NJASK for four days. What shall I currently do? I have a few topics in mind.

Can't answer that question, but look on the bright side, after tomorrow you have another day to post more. Even if you can't do it then, there is another VCS in July... during the summer.

My hand is wedged between the door and the wall.