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The game opens with a question there is no right or wrong because whatever you select is the episode you will play with, once selected you will be met with a text of smart alecky remarks pertaining to the episode selected. The following few statements explain which episode theme is behind the number

NOTE: These are not the answers to the trivia questions

1: No matter what you select the episode theme will be Censorship

2: Selecting answer 1 will result in the Language episode Selecting Answer 2 will result in the Circus episode

3: Selecting answer 1 will result in the Dairy Episode Selecting Answer 2 will result in the Food episode

4: Selecting Answer 1 will result in the American Politics episode Selecting Answer 2 will result in the Crime episode

5: Selecting Answer 1 will result in the Space episodoe Selecting Answer 2 will result in the First Things episode

6: Selecting answer 1 will result in the ATF episode Typing the 2 key will result in War

7: No matter what is selected the episode theme will be Parents

8: Selecting Answer 1 will result in the Pharmacy episode Selecting Answer 2 will result in The Death episode

9: Selecting Answer 1 will result in the Gym Class episode Selecting Answer 2 will result in the Fetishes episode

10: The episode will be a holdover for the answer not selected in episode 2

11: The episode will be a holdover for the answer not selected in episode 3

12: The episode will be a holdover for the answer not selected in episode 4

13: The episode will be a holdover for the answer not selected in episode 5

14. The Episode will be a holdover for the answer not selected in episode 6

15. The episode will be a holdover for the answer not selected in episode 9 (yeah it's out of order here for some reason)

16. The episode will be a holdover for the answer not selected in episode 8

----------------------HOST CHANGE------------------------
17: Guy Towers takes over: Selecting Answer 1 will result in the Office Supplies episode Selecting answer 2 will result in the Shakespeare episode

18: Selecting Answer 1 will result in the Urban life episode, Selecting answer 2 will result in the Rural America episode

19: Selecting answer 1 will result in the Capitalism episode, Selecting Answer 2 will result in the Deprivation

20: Selecting Answer 1 will result in the Sex episode Selecting Answer 2 will result in the Crusty Things episode

21: Selecting Answer 1 will result in the Skin episode Selecting Answer 2 will result in the predators episode

22: Selecting Answer 1 will result in Hair Selecting Answer 2 will result in Lawyers

23: Selecting Answer 1 will result in the Wood episode Selecting Answer 2 will result in the Hollywood episode

24: Selecting Answer 1 will result in Plagues Selecting Answer 2 will result in Journalism

26: The episode will be a holdover for the answer not selected in episode 18

27: The Episode Will be a holdover for the answer not selected in episode 19

28: The episode will be a holdover for the answer not selected in episode 20

29: The episode will result in the answer not selected in episode 21

30: The episode will be a holdover for the answer not selected in episode 22

31: The episode will be a holdover for the answer not selected in episode 23

32. The episode will be a holdover for the answer not selected in episode 24

----------------------Host Change--------------------
33: Schmitty Takes over: Selecting Answer 1 will result in Literature, Selecting Answer 2 will result in Plastic

34: Selecting Answer 1 will result in Health and Fitness Selecting answer 2 will result in Old People

35: Selecting Answer 1 Will result in the Marriage, selecting answer 2 will result in Cold War

36: Selecting Answer 1 will result in Mother Nature, selecting answer 2 will result in Great Hoaxes

37: Selecting answer 1 will result in Suburbia/Mall Selecting Answer 2 will result in Things You Can't See

38: Selecting Answer 1 will result in Religion, Selecting answer 2 will result in Technology

39: Selecting Answer 1 will result in Branson, MO, Selecting answer 2 will result in Switzerland

40: Selecting answer 1 will result in Teen Angst Selecting answer 2 will result in Aliens

41: The Episode will be a holdover for the answer not selected in episode 33

42: The episode will be a holdover for the answer not selected in episode 34

43: The episode will be a holdover for the answer not selected in episode 35

44: The episode will be a holdover for the answer not selected in episode 36

45: The episode will be a holdover for the answer not selected in episode 37

46: The Episode will be a holdover for the answer not selected in episode 38

47: The episode will be a holdover for the answer not selected in episode 39

48: The episode will be a holdover for the answer not selected in episode 40
---------------------Host Change-------------------------
49: Nate Takes over: Selecting Answer 1 Will result in Fashion Selecting answer 2 will result in Torture

50: Selecting Answer 1 will result in Music Selecting answer 2 will result in meat

51: Selecting answer 1 will result in Games Selecting answer 2 will result in Bad Habits

52: Selecting answer 1 will result in BC Selecting answer 2 will result in Beauty

53: The episode will be a holdover for the answer not selected in Episode 49

54: No matter what number you select the episode you play is Water

55: The episode will be a holdover for the answer not selected in Episode 50

56: The Episode will be a holdover for the answer not selected in episode 51

57: The episode will be a holdover for the answer not selected in episode 52

58: **Final episode** regardless of what you select the game will be Hot Stuff


then you'll be met with a text of The Ride, then all of a sudden a pair of doors will close on you like an elevator and it segues into a moving room that moves like an elevator with a muzak version of the theme to You Don't Know Jack or an instrumental version of The Boy From Chichen Itza, the unseen elevator attendant will ask you for some information like how many players there are how many questions (but this only happens if this is your first time on the ride and no matter what you select it's always a thirteen question game) and they ask for your name (the first few episodes they will sabotage the keyboard and after the Cookie questions are done, once in awhile you'll get something random that would be related to the episode) then the elevator opens you see the You Don't Know Jack Text and then a graphic of an episode Sponsor, some of which have ads you'll hear during the end credits of every episode, the announcer introduces the host and then the game begins (oh by the way the hosts switch up once in awhile mostly because the original plan was a host rotation but Cookie wouldn't have it so Buzz spends a majority of the game at the bottom he doesn't host a game but he does a guest host question) basically the mission here is to get to the bottom

there is always a bonus game in every episode you are either met with a Dis or Dat which is a one or the other game, the always classic Gibberish question where you have to guess what a gibberish saying rhymes with, Roadkill which is where you have to figure out two things in common and you have to really use your memory or jot down notes for this one because in order to win the bonus you have to figure out what all those things have in common, and finally there's BINGO (but not the traditional format of covering squares) you have to answer with something that starts with a certain letter of the alphabet.

After you do 12 questions you will do the Jack attack where you have to answer stuff that has to do something with the Clue. When you're done with that you'll be shown your high score and the credits sequence will have you back in the elevator you started off in. If you choose to sit through the credits you'll be treated to advertisements for fake products or fake tv shows (one of them being a parody of Ally McBeal because that was a hot show at the time) or music you would probably hear in an elevator

As you noticed from the list of questions there are 58 episodes so as soon as you finish with Hot Stuff the producer cuts in and tells Nate they are out of questions, so once that is done Nate joins us in the elevator heading to our teased destination of the bottom floor of this abandoned high rise department store (that I am assuming we are in they never say where we are exactly but what we hear from the bottom) except this time it goes horribly fast, holy crap I think it's the end, we're going to die, the elevator lands on the bottom and shatters, good news we survive, the bad news is we may be stuck on the bottom, but we can actually see the hosts....mouths but we can tell everyone apart, Schmitty wears glasses and smokes a cigar, Cookie is eating, Buzz chews gum, Guy is upside down with glasses on his chin. The hosts complain about their situation and eventually the conversation shifts to what do we do now to end this thing, and we are given the following options

BONUS CONTENT

Selecting 1 will result in some last words from some hosts (I can't really describe it it just ends with them getting to the big screen tv while Nate takes a shower)

Selecting 2: The hosts will moon you (not kidding) with The Bottom written on their butts

Selecting 3: Old Man's identity which is just a pipe cleaner man

Selecting 4: one long fart


The game opens with a question there is no right or wrong because whatever you select is the episode you will play with, once selected you will be met with a text of smart alecky remarks pertaining to the episode selected. The following few statements explain which episode theme is behind the number

NOTE: These are not the answers to the trivia questions

1: No matter what you select the episode theme will be Censorship

2: Selecting answer 1 will result in the Language episode Selecting Answer 2 will result in the Circus episode

3: Selecting answer 1 will result in the Dairy Episode Selecting Answer 2 will result in the Food episode

4: Selecting Answer 1 will result in the American Politics episode Selecting Answer 2 will result in the Crime episode

5: Selecting Answer 1 will result in the Space episodoe Selecting Answer 2 will result in the First Things episode

6: Selecting answer 1 will result in the ATF episode Typing the 2 key will result in War

7: No matter what is selected the episode theme will be Parents

8: Selecting Answer 1 will result in the Pharmacy episode Selecting Answer 2 will result in The Death episode

9: Selecting Answer 1 will result in the Gym Class episode Selecting Answer 2 will result in the Fetishes episode

10: The episode will be a holdover for the answer not selected in episode 2

11: The episode will be a holdover for the answer not selected in episode 3

12: The episode will be a holdover for the answer not selected in episode 4

13: The episode will be a holdover for the answer not selected in episode 5

14. The Episode will be a holdover for the answer not selected in episode 6

15. The episode will be a holdover for the answer not selected in episode 9 (yeah it's out of order here for some reason)

16. The episode will be a holdover for the answer not selected in episode 8

----------------------HOST CHANGE------------------------
17: Guy Towers takes over: Selecting Answer 1 will result in the Office Supplies episode Selecting answer 2 will result in the Shakespeare episode

18: Selecting Answer 1 will result in the Urban life episode, Selecting answer 2 will result in the Rural America episode

19: Selecting answer 1 will result in the Capitalism episode, Selecting Answer 2 will result in the Deprivation

20: Selecting Answer 1 will result in the Sex episode Selecting Answer 2 will result in the Crusty Things episode

21: Selecting Answer 1 will result in the Skin episode Selecting Answer 2 will result in the predators episode

22: Selecting Answer 1 will result in Hair Selecting Answer 2 will result in Lawyers

23: Selecting Answer 1 will result in the Wood episode Selecting Answer 2 will result in the Hollywood episode

24: Selecting Answer 1 will result in Plagues Selecting Answer 2 will result in Journalism

26: The episode will be a holdover for the answer not selected in episode 18

27: The Episode Will be a holdover for the answer not selected in episode 19

28: The episode will be a holdover for the answer not selected in episode 20

29: The episode will result in the answer not selected in episode 21

30: The episode will be a holdover for the answer not selected in episode 22

31: The episode will be a holdover for the answer not selected in episode 23

32. The episode will be a holdover for the answer not selected in episode 24

----------------------Host Change--------------------
33: Schmitty Takes over: Selecting Answer 1 will result in Literature, Selecting Answer 2 will result in Plastic

34: Selecting Answer 1 will result in Health and Fitness Selecting answer 2 will result in Old People

35: Selecting Answer 1 Will result in the Marriage, selecting answer 2 will result in Cold War

36: Selecting Answer 1 will result in Mother Nature, selecting answer 2 will result in Great Hoaxes

37: Selecting answer 1 will result in Suburbia/Mall Selecting Answer 2 will result in Things You Can't See

38: Selecting Answer 1 will result in Religion, Selecting answer 2 will result in Technology

39: Selecting Answer 1 will result in Branson, MO, Selecting answer 2 will result in Switzerland

40: Selecting answer 1 will result in Teen Angst Selecting answer 2 will result in Aliens

41: The Episode will be a holdover for the answer not selected in episode 33

42: The episode will be a holdover for the answer not selected in episode 34

43: The episode will be a holdover for the answer not selected in episode 35

44: The episode will be a holdover for the answer not selected in episode 36

45: The episode will be a holdover for the answer not selected in episode 37

46: The Episode will be a holdover for the answer not selected in episode 38

47: The episode will be a holdover for the answer not selected in episode 39

48: The episode will be a holdover for the answer not selected in episode 40
---------------------Host Change-------------------------
49: Nate Takes over: Selecting Answer 1 Will result in Fashion Selecting answer 2 will result in Torture

50: Selecting Answer 1 will result in Music Selecting answer 2 will result in meat

51: Selecting answer 1 will result in Games Selecting answer 2 will result in Bad Habits

52: Selecting answer 1 will result in BC Selecting answer 2 will result in Beauty

53: The episode will be a holdover for the answer not selected in Episode 49

54: No matter what number you select the episode you play is Water

55: The episode will be a holdover for the answer not selected in Episode 50

56: The Episode will be a holdover for the answer not selected in episode 51

57: The episode will be a holdover for the answer not selected in episode 52

58: **Final episode** regardless of what you select the game will be Hot Stuff


then you'll be met with a text of The Ride, then all of a sudden a pair of doors will close on you like an elevator and it segues into a moving room that moves like an elevator with a muzak version of the theme to You Don't Know Jack or an instrumental version of The Boy From Chichen Itza, the unseen elevator attendant will ask you for some information like how many players there are how many questions (but this only happens if this is your first time on the ride and no matter what you select it's always a thirteen question game) and they ask for your name (the first few episodes they will sabotage the keyboard and after the Cookie questions are done, once in awhile you'll get something random that would be related to the episode) then the elevator opens you see the You Don't Know Jack Text and then a graphic of an episode Sponsor, some of which have ads you'll hear during the end credits of every episode, the announcer introduces the host and then the game begins (oh by the way the hosts switch up once in awhile mostly because the original plan was a host rotation but Cookie wouldn't have it so Buzz spends a majority of the game at the bottom he doesn't host a game but he does a guest host question) basically the mission here is to get to the bottom

there is always a bonus game in every episode you are either met with a Dis or Dat which is a one or the other game, the always classic Gibberish question where you have to guess what a gibberish saying rhymes with, Roadkill which is where you have to figure out two things in common and you have to really use your memory or jot down notes for this one because in order to win the bonus you have to figure out what all those things have in common, and finally there's BINGO (but not the traditional format of covering squares) you have to answer with something that starts with a certain letter of the alphabet.

After you do 12 questions you will do the Jack attack where you have to answer stuff that has to do something with the Clue. When you're done with that you'll be shown your high score and the credits sequence will have you back in the elevator you started off in. If you choose to sit through the credits you'll be treated to advertisements for fake products or fake tv shows (one of them being a parody of Ally McBeal because that was a hot show at the time) or music you would probably hear in an elevator

As you noticed from the list of questions there are 58 episodes so as soon as you finish with Hot Stuff the producer cuts in and tells Nate they are out of questions, so once that is done Nate joins us in the elevator heading to our teased destination of the bottom floor of this abandoned high rise department store (that I am assuming we are in they never say where we are exactly but what we hear from the bottom) except this time it goes horribly fast, holy crap I think it's the end, we're going to die, the elevator lands on the bottom and shatters, good news we survive, the bad news is we may be stuck on the bottom, but we can actually see the hosts....mouths but we can tell everyone apart, Schmitty wears glasses and smokes a cigar, Cookie is eating, Buzz chews gum, Guy is upside down with glasses on his chin. The hosts complain about their situation and eventually the conversation shifts to what do we do now to end this thing, and we are given the following options

BONUS CONTENT

Selecting 1 will result in some last words from some hosts (I can't really describe it it just ends with them getting to the big screen tv while Nate takes a shower)

Selecting 2: The hosts will moon you (not kidding) with The Bottom written on their butts

Selecting 3: Old Man's identity which is just a pipe cleaner man

Selecting 4: one long fart


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I remember seeing you do not know Jack games advertised on TV. How many games are you do not know Jack are they? Seems like there are a lot of them just like how there is a lot of Mario and Mega Man games.
I remember seeing you do not know Jack games advertised on TV. How many games are you do not know Jack are they? Seems like there are a lot of them just like how there is a lot of Mario and Mega Man games.
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Hey! You finally made it! (I'll read it all later, it's pretty long.) I see a lot of The Episode will be a holdover for the answer not selected in episode, what does that mean?
Hey! You finally made it! (I'll read it all later, it's pretty long.) I see a lot of The Episode will be a holdover for the answer not selected in episode, what does that mean?
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Dauntez: well like I explained when I reviewed this, when you select one of the answers at the start of a game, the episode that wasn't selected at the beginning will be held over for a future episode, and when I did play it I saw to it that I would select the other one that wasn't selected for the same episode, and regardless either one of those that aren't selected would be held over til later

like for example if I selected Circus in episode 2, the language episode would be held over for episode ten

tornadocam : There are 6 volumes (1 got an XL edition) plus there are the standalones of Sports, Movies, Television, Offline, and Louder Faster Funnier I haven't played any of the games that were released after The Lost Gold except for the DS edition
Dauntez: well like I explained when I reviewed this, when you select one of the answers at the start of a game, the episode that wasn't selected at the beginning will be held over for a future episode, and when I did play it I saw to it that I would select the other one that wasn't selected for the same episode, and regardless either one of those that aren't selected would be held over til later

like for example if I selected Circus in episode 2, the language episode would be held over for episode ten

tornadocam : There are 6 volumes (1 got an XL edition) plus there are the standalones of Sports, Movies, Television, Offline, and Louder Faster Funnier I haven't played any of the games that were released after The Lost Gold except for the DS edition
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