Just a random thread to tell a joke, now lets have it!!!!!

Okay, theres this guy who just got a job at wal-mart. Now the manager is showing him around and introducing him to the job. So the manager looks at the new guy and says"Im gonna show you how to sell something when a customer is asking about a product". When then a customer comes up and asks where they keep the grass feeder. The manager points to aisle 5 and says" would you like to buy a lawnmower with that". The customer replies "well actaully yes if Im gonna grow grass Im gonna need a lawnmower, thanks man". He runs off and buys a lawnmower. So the manager asks the kid if he understands how it works and asks him to give it a try. The new guy says yeah and a customer comes to him asking where they keep there tampons at? So the new guy replies with "over there, would you like to buy a lawnmower with that?" The customer asks why would I want to buy a lawnmower? So the new guy says "well your weekends screwed so you might as well buy a lawnmower!!!!"

My Joke was a little long but thats what the thread is for, whether your jokes big or small, let it loose and let the funnies begin, now have at it!!!!!!

I got one:

So a kid goes up and says to his Dad "Daddy, is God a boy or a girl?"
The father replies "a little bit of both."
So the kid leaves. In a minute, he comes back and asks "Daddy, is God black or white?"
"A little bit of both," is again the reply.
So the kid thinks for a minute, and asks "Daddy, is God Michael Jackson?"

NIIIIICCCCCCEEEEE!!!!! LMAO!!!! Good one!

I got some Yo Mama Jokes:

Yo mamma's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

Your Mama is so stupid, she sits on the Television and watches the sofa.

Yo mamma's cross-eyed, she threw a rock at the ground and missed!

There we go, thats what the thread was for, doesnt matter what kinda joke just tell it, thats what its here for.....Keep'em coming!!!!!

i have one

what do you call a dancing mushroom.........a funguy

Good one, Ite I got one....

What do you get when you cross raggedy ann with the pilsbury dough boy?

A YEAST INFECTION!!!!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! lol.....

A monkey walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Do you have any bananas?", and the bartender says,"No, we don't have any bananas." A little while later the monkey asks the bartender, "Do you have any bananas?", and the bartender says,"No, I already told that we didnt have any bananas. A little while later the monkey again asks,"Do you have any bananas?", and the bartender replies,"If you ask me one more time if I have any bananas I am going to nail your tongue to the counter!" A little while later the monkey asks,"Do you have any nails?", and the bartender replies,"No", then the monkey says,"Well in that case, do you have any bananas?"

Stupid funny joke, I liked it, but it was stupiddd, LOL!!!!!

Why did Kermits finger smell like pork?

Well do you need an answer, should be able to figure that one on your own......