well since christmas has not happned this year heres one of the past years
it was the winter festival in our school and our drama club was preforming so while he was preforming the guy was like oh no with all this ice how ar-then he slips not on ice it's fake but n the other guys then everyone fell ontop of him thats the only funny thing on christmas i can remember

spectergaj : Ack, darn. I was planning on doing something similar to this as soon as finals week was through. Curses.

Jayyedx : You can do the this too just change the rules a bit. I don't see the problem with kindness and charity.

I can talk about last Christmas. It wasn't just one thing, but a couple of things that happened that day. It kind of started when my brother and I had to shovel the drive way of our parent's house. He was actually out first. It was snowing pretty good (we had a white Christmas ) My mom shoveled the night before, and it all cam back the next morning. Our neighbors across the culdesac were shoveling, too- the dad and his son. My brother was on top of the big snow mound (created from the plows) and was throwing snowballs to our dogs, and my mom. I came out to get in on the action. We started throwing them soley at my brother. The neighbors got in on it too. Everyone was throwing snowballs at my brother. After a little bit I started throwing them at the neighbors. They were a good 100 ft away. I packed one up tight, wound back my arm and threw it hard. It flew across the culdesac and to their driveway. The son had just bent down to pick up more snow when-

BOOOOM! HEAD SHOT!!

It got right on the side of his head. I was a one in a thousand shot. He couldn't have timed it any better to get hit in the head like that. I jumped up hollering and laughing, hoping somebody saw it. My brother did, and so I was satisfied.

Later, as we both were shoveling the driveway, we somehow got into making snowballs and rolling them down to make it a quicker job. My brother ended up beginning to make a snowman. But not just any snowman. He is a bodybuilder, so he wanted the snowman to reflect that. The thing was give pecks, chiseled by my bro (Ryan), I worked on his stomach and helped with the shoulders. Finally, Ryan did its face. To top it off, my brother did the unexpected-

He gave it a "penor".

Right at the bottom middle. We spent a couple minutes on it, getting it perfected (yes, that sounds very wrong) and it was done. To make it even better, I ran back to the house to grab a couple wire hangers and then my gloves from the garage. Back at the snowman, who we named "Steven", I undid the hangers, stuck them where it's shoulders were and put my gloves on the other ends. I then bent one "arm" down and positioned the glove so that it was grabbing the "penor" and bent the other "arm" up so that the other glove was behind the snowman's head. Steven the snowman was complete.





My brother


The penor...










Me

Cyro Xero : I literally am gasping for air at the sight of that snowman. You may just win this year. XD

Funniest, most memorable Christmas was when I was about 8. Looking back at it now, my oldest brother got drunk, and did the most hilarious things ever. He started dancing and trying to rap (he failed) on the pool table (we were at my aunt's house). Not to mention that he literally filled the jacouzzie (who cares, I don't know how to spell it! Not to mention that it isn't that big) with all the beer he could find, and started smoking in it.

Wow

Here are all of the winners:
Cyro Xero : 1st Place
vizwiz123 : 2nd place
hackerman : 3rd place

Nice. Nobody else had any funny stories to tell? hundreds of people post so there should have been more entries.

Congratulations guys

Since the competition is over, I think it's time to close this thread, in order to avoid spam
But if you need it open, just PM me