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I haven't seen a review on this Train Wreck yet, so I decided to Make one Myself

In the Gaming world There is a Phantom that True Gamers know and hate called?Data Design Interactive. In 2005, they Made?a game Called NinjaBread Man on Both the PC and Ps2, but I have yet to get my hands on those. In 2007, DDI decided to Port the Ps2 Game to the new? Generation of Consoles, but Sony?Most likely didn't want their Asses on their Consoles, (A good Decision)? and Bill Gates probably didn't give a Sh*t about games like those anymore, and Nintendo was the Only one that was Brave/Stupid Enough to allow the game onto their Consoles.
And That's how NinjaBread Man is on the Wii.

If you seriously want to play this, get It at a used game shop and keep the receipt so you can see how much of a Train wreck it is for free.

Anyways, The Graphics Are TERRIBLE in this Game. The Main Hero character model looks fine, but everything else looks like Someone Spewed out their Food from a Christmas Party, Nuff Said.

The Audio Is the only thing that DDI did on this Wreck Right, and that is actually a surprise, because DDI did something good for once.

This game is definitely not Addictive in any way. You have 2 weapons, a Sword, and a Gun. SCREW THE SWORD, DDI SCREWED UP ON SOMETHING THAT MADE NINJABREAD MAN A NINJA. The gun works ok, but that is giving DDI too much credit.

There is no story explained except for the box, Basically saying Candyland Is under attack. Yipee.

This Broken-Ass Game has nothing to offer,? and The only thing that the disc otherwise has to offer is playing a fun game of Frisbee, or using it to light a Fire, which are both more entertaining than playing the game.

Now, This game has THE WORST CONTROLS EVER!? The Waggle of the Nunchuck Is jump, which barely ever reads, B shoots your Gun, The Swing of the Wii Controller is Operating the (useless) Sword, and Unexplained ever in the game, the Z button also jumps, but it is still complicated.

If you are wondering what the "Heartwarming" Ending to this game is, THERE IS NONE. Once you finish the Final (3rd) Level, you just go back to the title screen, and your profile says you have 100% completed the game.

This Half-Assed game gets a Overall score of a 3.0
I haven't seen a review on this Train Wreck yet, so I decided to Make one Myself

In the Gaming world There is a Phantom that True Gamers know and hate called?Data Design Interactive. In 2005, they Made?a game Called NinjaBread Man on Both the PC and Ps2, but I have yet to get my hands on those. In 2007, DDI decided to Port the Ps2 Game to the new? Generation of Consoles, but Sony?Most likely didn't want their Asses on their Consoles, (A good Decision)? and Bill Gates probably didn't give a Sh*t about games like those anymore, and Nintendo was the Only one that was Brave/Stupid Enough to allow the game onto their Consoles.
And That's how NinjaBread Man is on the Wii.

If you seriously want to play this, get It at a used game shop and keep the receipt so you can see how much of a Train wreck it is for free.

Anyways, The Graphics Are TERRIBLE in this Game. The Main Hero character model looks fine, but everything else looks like Someone Spewed out their Food from a Christmas Party, Nuff Said.

The Audio Is the only thing that DDI did on this Wreck Right, and that is actually a surprise, because DDI did something good for once.

This game is definitely not Addictive in any way. You have 2 weapons, a Sword, and a Gun. SCREW THE SWORD, DDI SCREWED UP ON SOMETHING THAT MADE NINJABREAD MAN A NINJA. The gun works ok, but that is giving DDI too much credit.

There is no story explained except for the box, Basically saying Candyland Is under attack. Yipee.

This Broken-Ass Game has nothing to offer,? and The only thing that the disc otherwise has to offer is playing a fun game of Frisbee, or using it to light a Fire, which are both more entertaining than playing the game.

Now, This game has THE WORST CONTROLS EVER!? The Waggle of the Nunchuck Is jump, which barely ever reads, B shoots your Gun, The Swing of the Wii Controller is Operating the (useless) Sword, and Unexplained ever in the game, the Z button also jumps, but it is still complicated.

If you are wondering what the "Heartwarming" Ending to this game is, THERE IS NONE. Once you finish the Final (3rd) Level, you just go back to the title screen, and your profile says you have 100% completed the game.

This Half-Assed game gets a Overall score of a 3.0
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This is a terrible review, no offense to you. first of all 100 words is much too short, we should really raise the minimum. Anyways about your review, you don't properly group your points, you spend more time insulting the company than the actual game and it's such a short review even with all the filler you added. Please elaborate, why do the graphics look like "Someone Spewed out their Food from a Christmas Party". The audio, name some good tracks and tell us if the sound effects were worth a damn (another thing, don't censor dodge.) You make no mention of the levels until you spoil the ending, and you fail to elaborate on the controls. The only thing i liked about this review was your joke about the disc, but that's giving the review too much credit. I hope you take my words to heart and try again. And personally I've never played this game nor have I heard of it, and seeing as how much you hate it, I won't touch it with a ten foot pole.
This is a terrible review, no offense to you. first of all 100 words is much too short, we should really raise the minimum. Anyways about your review, you don't properly group your points, you spend more time insulting the company than the actual game and it's such a short review even with all the filler you added. Please elaborate, why do the graphics look like "Someone Spewed out their Food from a Christmas Party". The audio, name some good tracks and tell us if the sound effects were worth a damn (another thing, don't censor dodge.) You make no mention of the levels until you spoil the ending, and you fail to elaborate on the controls. The only thing i liked about this review was your joke about the disc, but that's giving the review too much credit. I hope you take my words to heart and try again. And personally I've never played this game nor have I heard of it, and seeing as how much you hate it, I won't touch it with a ten foot pole.
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Cradily is love : You are wrong in multiple ways
1:It's a Wii game, so I can't tell you the Tracks, even If I wanted to, because you are now just being a Ass to me in Other Threads, and to Others in Chat.
2: I'm saying how DDI Screwed up the game so badly, So, my main focus IS the damn game, and DDI is my second, smaller focus.
3: Sh*t is what others wrote at the tune, look at Barathemos' Poem about Misery.
4: Remember, This game basically has no Ending, and If it did, I wouldn't give it away saying "Yay. Candyland is saved", because THAT is spoiling the ending, not saying you return to the title screen once you finish the last level.
5: You did remind me that I forgot sound effects, but That's giving a a**h*** too much Credit.
The only Sound Effects in the game are Jumping, which sounds like he's Jerking off, and Swinging the sword, which is nothing special at all.
Cradily is love : You are wrong in multiple ways
1:It's a Wii game, so I can't tell you the Tracks, even If I wanted to, because you are now just being a Ass to me in Other Threads, and to Others in Chat.
2: I'm saying how DDI Screwed up the game so badly, So, my main focus IS the damn game, and DDI is my second, smaller focus.
3: Sh*t is what others wrote at the tune, look at Barathemos' Poem about Misery.
4: Remember, This game basically has no Ending, and If it did, I wouldn't give it away saying "Yay. Candyland is saved", because THAT is spoiling the ending, not saying you return to the title screen once you finish the last level.
5: You did remind me that I forgot sound effects, but That's giving a a**h*** too much Credit.
The only Sound Effects in the game are Jumping, which sounds like he's Jerking off, and Swinging the sword, which is nothing special at all.
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Giving Ninja bread man a solid 3 is to high for it, if you ask me.
Giving Ninja bread man a solid 3 is to high for it, if you ask me.
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Yeah, you're right. I'm changing it to 1.7, thinking about it now.
Yeah, you're right. I'm changing it to 1.7, thinking about it now.
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bostonblokhed1 : This was completely uncalled for, I give you a constructive response and you blow it out of proportion and accuse me of hating you. You're review was terrible and your layout makes all your little raging posts unreadable, SMH little boy.
bostonblokhed1 : This was completely uncalled for, I give you a constructive response and you blow it out of proportion and accuse me of hating you. You're review was terrible and your layout makes all your little raging posts unreadable, SMH little boy.
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Alright, that first part could have been stated in a more mature way. 
Saying stuff like s*** and ass every sentence can get the readers a negative impression of you.

"but everything else looks like Someone Spewed out their Food from a Christmas Party, Nuff Said."
Not enough said. Explain in a way everyone understands. Too much pixels? Bad coloring? etc.

If the only audio is jumping, you could have just not included that and not just type random rants about DDI.

Once again, DDI is all over the place. Why is only the gun okay? What exactly is wrong with the sword?

Once again, if there is no real story, exclude it from the review. It's much better to not say anything than 'there is no story'.


On a side note, cradily, while maybe coming of a bit rude, gave a good response. He took his time to give you tips on improving your review. While you might find some of them uncalled for, that's no reason to call him an a**h***.
Alright, that first part could have been stated in a more mature way. 
Saying stuff like s*** and ass every sentence can get the readers a negative impression of you.

"but everything else looks like Someone Spewed out their Food from a Christmas Party, Nuff Said."
Not enough said. Explain in a way everyone understands. Too much pixels? Bad coloring? etc.

If the only audio is jumping, you could have just not included that and not just type random rants about DDI.

Once again, DDI is all over the place. Why is only the gun okay? What exactly is wrong with the sword?

Once again, if there is no real story, exclude it from the review. It's much better to not say anything than 'there is no story'.


On a side note, cradily, while maybe coming of a bit rude, gave a good response. He took his time to give you tips on improving your review. While you might find some of them uncalled for, that's no reason to call him an a**h***.
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Cradily is love : Don't act like you haven't been a total asshat to others in chat. In fact, out of all of the ones you hate in chat, you hate me the most.
Cradily is love : Don't act like you haven't been a total asshat to others in chat. In fact, out of all of the ones you hate in chat, you hate me the most.
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bostonblokhed1 : If you honestly think this is something personal, then you deserve to be treated the way you think I'm treating you, I might have came out a bit rude, I told you there was nothing personal, and gave you tips on how to improve. This is the last stick I'm throwing in the campfire little boy, if you wanna argue some more take it to the pms with me.
bostonblokhed1 : If you honestly think this is something personal, then you deserve to be treated the way you think I'm treating you, I might have came out a bit rude, I told you there was nothing personal, and gave you tips on how to improve. This is the last stick I'm throwing in the campfire little boy, if you wanna argue some more take it to the pms with me.
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yeah......too late dude. we already have 3 others roaming around. and they were also realeased for the ps2.........they're gonna be the death of us.
yeah......too late dude. we already have 3 others roaming around. and they were also realeased for the ps2.........they're gonna be the death of us.
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