Above FAIL. You really need to learn something. I am talking MORE THEN 10 FULLY GROWN FRIGGEN DRAGONS.
Above story doesn't count because it contains fail, so I will continue.

You attempt to reach the MP5, but you fail.
You then..

A. Plead with RMC to let me go.
B. Just, die.
C. Try to escape grasp.

aaaaw you're just being a spoilsport! XD

Its Crazy House, don't let your zealous ambitions get in the way of funny and random!!

Just let the other person go.

I don't really count it because he thinks more then 10 fully grown dragons are weak.
:|
Adult dragons would tear you to shreds before you can fire 1 bullet.

RedMageCole : So you're saying he fails even though he's more respected here . Logic need not allow it here.

I'll go with C. You try to grasp escape, but RMC's irony attacks you so hard, that he nearly paralyzes you.

A. You do nothing
B. You choice that failure is the only option
C. Try to attack back

B.
He somehow just lets you go. He tells you "Never return here,"

Surprisingly, he gives you his loyal Bright Breasted Wyvern: Greenshine!

He lets you off with the companion.

You now wonder what you should do.

A. Go to a random place.
B. Ask Greenshine to take you to (...)
C. Have a cup of coffee.

C. I need my caffeine

As you walk over to Starbucks, your overpriced Coffee vendor of choice, you notice a dinosaur trampling a house. You
A. Ignore it and buy a latte
B. Buy a latte and shove it down its throat. Its a lactose intolerant dragon.
C. Attempt to attack if with your new Greenshine friend
D. Run away, screaming, until you find someone who is actually brave enough to help

~sakura~ : B. If the DINOSAUR is lactose intolerant, then that DINOSAUR FAILS.

You are driving down a road with your latte. You see a man struggling along the sidewalk. You....

A. Keep driving
B. Give him your latte
C. Take him in and drive him somewhere
D. Toss the latte on his face.

A.
You wonder why the *BEEP* you are driving when you have a dragon.
You crash the car into the man, jump on Greenshine, and then go to..

A. Pizza Hut
B. SCARY CAVE OF DOOM
C. Concert
D. McDonalds
E. Random place.

RedMageCole : ou wonder why the *BEEP* you are driving when you have a dragon.
You crash the car into the man, jump on Greenshine, and then go to..
D.McDonalds
but you forgot your wallet.. u then see a wallet on the ground...do u...
A. Take allthe money out of it
B. Take it and RUN
C. Take it and ask sum1 if it's there.
D. Throw it to someone
E. Eat it

B. You take the wallet and run back to Greenshine. When you get to McDonalds, You walk inside, and order:
A. A Big Mac
B. A salad.
C. You Demand a Breakfast Platter
D. Chicken Nuggets.

When you get to McDonalds, You walk inside, and order:
A. A Big Mac

when you order Big Mac, and wait for 10 minutes, suddenly a chef just get out of the McDonalds restaurant and turn into a zombie, then you:
A.trying to cure him
B.Challenge the zombiefied chef to fight 1 on 1 with bare hands
C.lock the door
D.Run!
E.say LOL very loud

When you get to McDonalds, You walk inside, and order a Big Mac. When you order Big Mac, and wait for 10 minutes, suddenly a chef just get out of the McDonalds restaurant and turn into a zombie, then you
E. say LOL very loud

Unfortunately, screaming LOL that loud turns everybody else in MacDonald's into a zombie. You:
A. scream LOL louder than before
B. remember Dead Rising and combine your Big Mac w/ something else to create a deadly powerful fully eatable weapon
C. run like hell
D. run like hell screaming like a chick
E. sit on the floor crying for your Mom




Well-behaved women rarely make history
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PS2: Fine.
Mega Driver with 71 games: Nice.
Super Nintendo bought at the fair for US$ 25,00: Double Nice.
Turbo Game VG9000T bought at the same fair for US$ 5,00: Just Great.
Black Mega Driver 3 found in a trash can with 4 cartridges: works like a charm.
Long in the tooth Atari: running smoothly
Xbox360 Falcon bought for US$ 700,00, used for 6 months: May devil be with it and guard it.