ladies and gentlemen, children of all ages, the freaks the geeks, the trolls and derps are like.... welcome. i am the protoman, and today i am going to talk about sonic.exe's sequel? (or prequel). now don't get foolled by the title, this is not your ordinary sonic hack.... have you ever played, or atleast read about, sonic.exe? then thisis the right place! be sure to add me to our friends list, a shoutout to NOBODY, since no one requested this review/ episode, and let us start with this! now as mulletmike would say it:

TURN THE LIGHTS DOWN AND READ WELL, AS WE JOURNEY INTO A CREEPY REVIEW....!


now before i start this out, i want you to know what sonic.exe is.... sonic.exe was a sonic game made by someone ( or something) who was not sega. now i am sure you know the story, but in case you don't, there is a powerful monster version of sonic who kills sonic's friends..... but he didn't have to stop with his friends, NO! he had to take robotnik too! after doing so he turned them into his minions, tom was the one who played the game, and later died trying to complete it. i guess sonic would find this way of giving pain not GOOD enough! if your favorite character died then this is your first reaction:

"oh god, no! what could i have done as a fan, to prevent this?!???!?!?"

your second reaction would be:

"what in the hell is wrong with sonic?!??!?!?'

but enough of that! let's see what i think is the story of this!

my theory (if it was a sequel)! after the events of sonic.exe, sonic.exe sets out to kill sonic. sonic is the only on capable of making it through long enough and... beats sonic.exe? i don't know! it is a hard game, and i don't know the ending!

my theory (if it was a prequel)! sonic.exe wants the world, but in order to get mobius, he must kill spongebob, i mean, sonic! sonic is the only thing standing in his way! so he defeats sonic and then the events of sonic.exe happen.

graphics: are awesome, i mean, besides the normal graphics. when it changes to the dark version, the graphics still have a sonic the hedgehog feeling to me, only 20000 TIMES CREEPIER! sonic.exe's floating animation is pretty cool, considering it is metal sonic's floating animation.... but the way it is recollored is nice! he looks like sonic! it also shows a pretty well sprited screen of the final screen in the original game. beware for messages like "hello" "found you" "you're to slow" etc.

hehehehe.....

sound: you mean besides the normal sonic music.... well it is still great! they have a nice remix of the hill zone music, which i know you guys are used to, and i like the drowning music when the blue blur.... if it is the blue blur, is after you. my first reaction when he came was "oh my god, what the hell, aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh !!!!! he is coming, he is closer! NOOOOO!!!!!"..... i know that was your reaction too! it also has alot of screams, and i mean "HYPER REALISTIC!" screams, lol.

He Is CoMiNg

adictivness: well, it is not a game in which you want to keep playing, but you're not like "man, this is so bad, i could put in my blender, and drink it LIKE THE CHOCO SHAKE IT IS, HAHHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!!". it is pretty addicting....and maybe it is pretty addicting because sonic may not be evil, i mean, look at his smile, he is happy to see you! *dies* yeah he is a creeper....

stop reading the review now!