Ok I'm going to give a good crack at an original series instead of what my ramblings series is about. Of course this will be a fictional work located in the real world with little dashes of fantasy in it and as I said in my rambling series this too will be 500 to 1000 words. So ends this lets get to the story.


   Everyone has their idea of a perfect world. A world where no one dies and death doesn't exist and by way of that most problems in the world have been solved. World hunger, pestilence, and disease all obliterated because we may feel like s**t but you can't die so why worry. But that world is utopian it doesn't exist and never will. But a similar world could. 
   My name is Danny and I live in that similar world. Most major diseases have been cured, people die at the ripe old age of 90, and all needless deaths just don't occur anymore due to some laws that were passed before I was even born to protect American citizens. I should probably go to the library and look up what they are. 
   A guy bumps into me as I space out on thinking about what has happened to this world I keep walking not seeing how large the man is and yell "hey watch where your going bloody idiot" I feel an extremely large hand creep onto my shoulder and squeeze so tight I could feel my shoulder beginning to pop out of socket. I stop and time freezes for me as I realize how large this man is compared to me now I am not a small man just slender and non muscular with long black hair down past my neck. The only thing menacing about me is my cold blue eyes and unfortunate for me this guy didn't see them. The man who I assume is named Kelly pulls me down an alley pushes me against a wall, hum reminds me of high school. Kelly as I have now decided to call him has me pinned no where to go no room to even think. He looks me dead in the eye and asks in a growl that shook me to my core "Why were you calling me an idiot" I quickly respond "I didn't' to which he retorts back "who then". This is a bad idea but I don't like being bullied or pushed around so I just couldn't help myself. "I was talking to your mother" I giggled "She was so upset she thinks she's pregnant because I fuughh" My sentence was cut short by the fist firmly lodged in my abdomen. Drool and bitter bile spewed from my mouth as I struggle to breathe after that punch all I remember is me saying stop and hearing my ribs breaking. I got my ass kicked what more can I say. 
   I eventually got up and went to work I lank into the back of the kitchen when my female boss Melina takes one look at me and says "in my office now." I ask "can you bring a bottle of bad Irish whiskey" See doesn't respond just says "in my office now." I lank into her office slide into a chair and try to just die because she won't ring the whiskey just vodka it will do the job but the taste is just awful. See Melina Isn't your typical back of the house chef she is about 5 foot tall cute as a button with short blonde hair and a tattoo of a piece of pie on her forearm. She has always been good to me so I can't say anything except she is a hard ass but her ass is so nice I let it slide. I pass out for a few minutes and she walks back in looks at me and says " What the bloody fu** did you do this time. What did you call this cop." I in the most jovial voice I could muster replied " He wasn't a cop. All I said was his mother was upset that I fuuuuh then he tried to punch my kidneys out like I was a piece of paper and he was a damn hole punch." She groaned asking" why did you do that?" I took a sip of vodka that she had set on the table leaned up grabbed a roll of rib wrap and started rapping my ribs when I said " Well I am glad you asked Melina. Well the mongoloid tried to rip my arm off. How else was I supposed to respond? Want to know what I called this one?" She looked at me blank and said " you act like a normal human being the fu**ing world is almost perfect now you don't start problems" she looks down groans because she knows if she doesn't respond to me I will just pester her until she does. " What did you call this one" I quickly said "Kelly" As I tied off the end of the rib wrap. Melina knowing again she had to ask "why Kelly? Hell Dan why do you even name them in the first place." I know one day my shenanigans will get me fired from being a cook here but I couldn't resist what I said next. " Well since you have to know I think he looked like a guy that would have sex with a donkey hence the name Kelly. See never name your daughters Kelly they will all have sex with donkeys." 
   We both explode with laughter as we catch our breath she grabs a cotton swab puts vodka on it and starts to was the blood out from under my eye "If this happens again I will fire your ass." She knows she can't do that I'm too good so I keep my mouth shut don't want her actually to consider it. I just sit there quietly as me and her talk. To be honest it was so boring every response from me was a variation of yes or no. Until she tells me I can take the night off. I agree reluctantly and leave for the night bars surrounding me I think to myself I want a drink lets get a drink. I walk down the street and see a bar I have never seen before It wasn't spectacular or so small it would stick out it was just there very uninteresting. With a small wooden door a few tables out front just your normal bar. The sign on top of it read The needs of Us Pub. I thought wow weird capitalization but I can ignore it.