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Worst game I have ever played.

 
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06-23-13 09:55 PM
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So... Today we have a movie game based on the movie Austin Powers... So I should start by saying I should eat my words. I had my expectations high for this game because it was made by Rockstar Games. Y'know, the folks who made GTA? So, I booted it up and was greeted with the WORST unskippable intro I have ever seen. It pretended to be a DOS computer. I am dead serious. It just pretended to load the game as if it was a windows 95 after having coffee poured all over it for like 5 minutes. There is even a logo in the corner that says "FAB DOS". Wow. Anyway it ends and it displays a fake windows classic logo and has "Austin Powers 2000" written on it. Ha. ha. ha. He. he. he. Guys its so funny I can barely take it. Ha. ha. ha. Ho. ho. ho. I hate my life. Anyway, After the 5 minute long waste of ti- I mean intro I was than greeted with a pop up box saying "The following is a fab install program!" Or something. I hit a and it asked for my name etc. But what was really odd was when it asked me what my hobby was. Here is what the choices were: Swinging, Photography, and Thrwating Dr. Evil. Whatever the hell "Thrwat" means I will never know. Anyway it then pretended to install an operating system which took about a minute. And I finally got to play the "game". It opened up into a fake computer and displayed a fake task bar with a button that takes you to the options and three folders. The first one was labeled "Games" and featured the only three things that make it all sort of qualify as a game. But the games are just cheap clones and rip-offs. One is Rock, Paper, Scissors (Seriously?), Another is just othello or reversi, and another is a cheap
Pac-Man clone where every level lasts 20 minutes. Another folder labeled "Groovy Stuff" is just a bunch of options that can already be found in the options menu in the fake task bar. And yet another folder labeled "Setting" which has a cheat screen which again pretends to be MS-DOS, Yet ANOTHER options menu and a button to delete all data. Another folder called "Programs" literally includes a notepad program that allows you to print memos written on it or transfer them to another game boy. Along with a fake virus scanner (I am serious.) and a fake internet browser which just sends you to what is basically a bunch of stuff that tells you about austin powers. My god, I almost forgot this is based off Austin Powers. And that's pretty much it. Lets just overview this and get it over with.

GRAPHICS
Aside from the occasional good animation its pretty much garbage. How ever you can watch clips of the movie in glorious 8-bit. But its just 5 second clips looped over and over again. Complete garbage.

SOUND
Mostly annoying beepy music and sound effects mostly comprised of horrible buzzing. Needs a mute button.

STORY
It doesn't exist.

DEPTH
Now, there is not a lot of stuff to do in the game. The "Operating System" is very personalize-able. But that's about it.

DIFFICULTY
Not existent.

CONCLUSION
So there you have it. The WORST Game Boy Color game of all time. Stay away from this horrible abomination. It isn't a game. It is a crappy toy loosely based on a movie. Worst game I have ever played.
So... Today we have a movie game based on the movie Austin Powers... So I should start by saying I should eat my words. I had my expectations high for this game because it was made by Rockstar Games. Y'know, the folks who made GTA? So, I booted it up and was greeted with the WORST unskippable intro I have ever seen. It pretended to be a DOS computer. I am dead serious. It just pretended to load the game as if it was a windows 95 after having coffee poured all over it for like 5 minutes. There is even a logo in the corner that says "FAB DOS". Wow. Anyway it ends and it displays a fake windows classic logo and has "Austin Powers 2000" written on it. Ha. ha. ha. He. he. he. Guys its so funny I can barely take it. Ha. ha. ha. Ho. ho. ho. I hate my life. Anyway, After the 5 minute long waste of ti- I mean intro I was than greeted with a pop up box saying "The following is a fab install program!" Or something. I hit a and it asked for my name etc. But what was really odd was when it asked me what my hobby was. Here is what the choices were: Swinging, Photography, and Thrwating Dr. Evil. Whatever the hell "Thrwat" means I will never know. Anyway it then pretended to install an operating system which took about a minute. And I finally got to play the "game". It opened up into a fake computer and displayed a fake task bar with a button that takes you to the options and three folders. The first one was labeled "Games" and featured the only three things that make it all sort of qualify as a game. But the games are just cheap clones and rip-offs. One is Rock, Paper, Scissors (Seriously?), Another is just othello or reversi, and another is a cheap
Pac-Man clone where every level lasts 20 minutes. Another folder labeled "Groovy Stuff" is just a bunch of options that can already be found in the options menu in the fake task bar. And yet another folder labeled "Setting" which has a cheat screen which again pretends to be MS-DOS, Yet ANOTHER options menu and a button to delete all data. Another folder called "Programs" literally includes a notepad program that allows you to print memos written on it or transfer them to another game boy. Along with a fake virus scanner (I am serious.) and a fake internet browser which just sends you to what is basically a bunch of stuff that tells you about austin powers. My god, I almost forgot this is based off Austin Powers. And that's pretty much it. Lets just overview this and get it over with.

GRAPHICS
Aside from the occasional good animation its pretty much garbage. How ever you can watch clips of the movie in glorious 8-bit. But its just 5 second clips looped over and over again. Complete garbage.

SOUND
Mostly annoying beepy music and sound effects mostly comprised of horrible buzzing. Needs a mute button.

STORY
It doesn't exist.

DEPTH
Now, there is not a lot of stuff to do in the game. The "Operating System" is very personalize-able. But that's about it.

DIFFICULTY
Not existent.

CONCLUSION
So there you have it. The WORST Game Boy Color game of all time. Stay away from this horrible abomination. It isn't a game. It is a crappy toy loosely based on a movie. Worst game I have ever played.
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06-24-13 03:55 AM
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This was made by Take-Two/Rockstar? In the game's description it says they only published this... Or I'm just saying something stupid. Probably the latter.

Anyways, this is a nice review. Even though you didn't say much in the actual review (Graphics, sound, etc.), I'm pretty sure there isn't a lot to tell about a Game Boy game. The upper part could've used some paragraphs, but it's nothing serious.
This was made by Take-Two/Rockstar? In the game's description it says they only published this... Or I'm just saying something stupid. Probably the latter.

Anyways, this is a nice review. Even though you didn't say much in the actual review (Graphics, sound, etc.), I'm pretty sure there isn't a lot to tell about a Game Boy game. The upper part could've used some paragraphs, but it's nothing serious.
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(edited by OrdannonsX on 06-24-13 03:56 AM)    

06-24-13 12:45 PM
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OrdannonsX : There wasn't enough too say about the game. Its just so small.
OrdannonsX : There wasn't enough too say about the game. Its just so small.
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