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05-25-17 12:11 AM
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You slip, and the chocolate cake falls on your face as you fall head first on the floor. You are dead.

I ate a Bacon 'n Cheese Triple Xtreme Steakburger from Steak 'n Shake.
You slip, and the chocolate cake falls on your face as you fall head first on the floor. You are dead.

I ate a Bacon 'n Cheese Triple Xtreme Steakburger from Steak 'n Shake.
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Do I even have to be creative here? I think you have a heart attack before the following can happen (lol) but you also stop the car and lean out of the window to barf because the meal doesn't sit right on your stomach, and a truck drives by too closely...and you can imagine the rest.
Hope you don't lose your head over my answer.


I decide to cave in and see what all the fuss over VR is about (and I'll die disappointed) and put a VR headset on...
Do I even have to be creative here? I think you have a heart attack before the following can happen (lol) but you also stop the car and lean out of the window to barf because the meal doesn't sit right on your stomach, and a truck drives by too closely...and you can imagine the rest.
Hope you don't lose your head over my answer.


I decide to cave in and see what all the fuss over VR is about (and I'll die disappointed) and put a VR headset on...
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Had Furret reopen this because, hey, it’s a fun thread.

You play some pretty intense games in VR-particurally battlefield V. You win a lot, and feel very confident about yoyr abilities. You enlist in the army to go fight overseas. Turns out, Battlefield V doesn’t prepare you much for the real thing.

I decided to finally live out my dream of open wheel racing.
Had Furret reopen this because, hey, it’s a fun thread.

You play some pretty intense games in VR-particurally battlefield V. You win a lot, and feel very confident about yoyr abilities. You enlist in the army to go fight overseas. Turns out, Battlefield V doesn’t prepare you much for the real thing.

I decided to finally live out my dream of open wheel racing.
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You compete in your first race, and do very well. You're just about to cross the finish line when you lose control and crash, and your car explodes. You're fine though, you get up and walk away without a scratch. You end of losing the race, and decide to go to McDonald's for lunch after. You choke on a chicken nugget and no one around you knows the Heimlich maneuver. You are dead.

I turn on my Nintendo Switch and play Super Smash Bros Ultimate.
You compete in your first race, and do very well. You're just about to cross the finish line when you lose control and crash, and your car explodes. You're fine though, you get up and walk away without a scratch. You end of losing the race, and decide to go to McDonald's for lunch after. You choke on a chicken nugget and no one around you knows the Heimlich maneuver. You are dead.

I turn on my Nintendo Switch and play Super Smash Bros Ultimate.
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You start playing and are having a pretty good time. Unfortunately, you realize that your Switch is low on battery, so you place your Switch in the dock and notice that it isn't charging. You see that the AC adapter isn't plugged in and plug it into an empty outlet. Nothing happens. You try a different outlet. Nothing happens. By this point, you've become incredibly frustrated, and on the third outlet, you ram your Switch AC adapter in with the might of Zeus and end up violently electrocuting yourself. I'm sure you know how this ends. RIP.

I turn off all the lights in my room and begin to meditate before going to bed for the night.
You start playing and are having a pretty good time. Unfortunately, you realize that your Switch is low on battery, so you place your Switch in the dock and notice that it isn't charging. You see that the AC adapter isn't plugged in and plug it into an empty outlet. Nothing happens. You try a different outlet. Nothing happens. By this point, you've become incredibly frustrated, and on the third outlet, you ram your Switch AC adapter in with the might of Zeus and end up violently electrocuting yourself. I'm sure you know how this ends. RIP.

I turn off all the lights in my room and begin to meditate before going to bed for the night.
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You sit silent in your room, quietly meditating. You can faintly make out noises through your home, but you ignore them and focus even more on your meditation. You successfully block out any and all noise, but this means you fail to hear the footstep noises getting closer and closer. You're startled out of your meditation by the creak of your door opening, and then nothing. It was dark, and you were eaten by a grue.

I take a camcorder and go out to do some extreme sports. What could go wrong?
You sit silent in your room, quietly meditating. You can faintly make out noises through your home, but you ignore them and focus even more on your meditation. You successfully block out any and all noise, but this means you fail to hear the footstep noises getting closer and closer. You're startled out of your meditation by the creak of your door opening, and then nothing. It was dark, and you were eaten by a grue.

I take a camcorder and go out to do some extreme sports. What could go wrong?
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You fall off a cliff and land on your head so hard that the camcorder goes inside your head. You are dead.

I bring my Nintendo Switch to work...
You fall off a cliff and land on your head so hard that the camcorder goes inside your head. You are dead.

I bring my Nintendo Switch to work...
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You play it during work and your bosses catches you. He fires you, so you leave earlier than your normally would have. Because you are leaving at an earlier time, you encounter traffic that you weren't expecting. The traffic is just starting to clear up as you approach a railroad crossing. You see the lights flashing and should probably stop and wait for the train, but because you're so frustrated you try to make it through before the train comes. You don't make it in time. The train hits you. You are dead.

I am eating a chicken burrito from Chipotle...
You play it during work and your bosses catches you. He fires you, so you leave earlier than your normally would have. Because you are leaving at an earlier time, you encounter traffic that you weren't expecting. The traffic is just starting to clear up as you approach a railroad crossing. You see the lights flashing and should probably stop and wait for the train, but because you're so frustrated you try to make it through before the train comes. You don't make it in time. The train hits you. You are dead.

I am eating a chicken burrito from Chipotle...
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It's chipotle. You are dead.

I'm leaving school.
It's chipotle. You are dead.

I'm leaving school.
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I don't know what you mean by leaving school, like for the day? If it's that, you fall onto the train tracks. If its you're dropping out, then you have no income, live on the streets, and get pneumonia. 

I went on a cruise in which they told me the ship couldn't sink. 
I don't know what you mean by leaving school, like for the day? If it's that, you fall onto the train tracks. If its you're dropping out, then you have no income, live on the streets, and get pneumonia. 

I went on a cruise in which they told me the ship couldn't sink. 
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dark mode : That's it? He just died because it was Chipotle? Haha.

You are enjoying your cruise and go outside on the deck for some fresh air. The sunlight is inviting and there is a gentle breeze wafting the salty scent of the ocean. You look up into the cloudless sky and notice something quickly approaching and growing in size. Being the first to notice, you alert the other passengers and try to notify the captain. But it's too late. A giant meteor slams into cruise ship and vaporizes everyone on board.

You are dead.

I am standing outside in a gentle rain.
dark mode : That's it? He just died because it was Chipotle? Haha.

You are enjoying your cruise and go outside on the deck for some fresh air. The sunlight is inviting and there is a gentle breeze wafting the salty scent of the ocean. You look up into the cloudless sky and notice something quickly approaching and growing in size. Being the first to notice, you alert the other passengers and try to notify the captain. But it's too late. A giant meteor slams into cruise ship and vaporizes everyone on board.

You are dead.

I am standing outside in a gentle rain.
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What the heck is a gentle downpour? Sounds like an oxymoron to me.

Um, anyway, the downpour because less gentle and soon the road is so flooded that it turns into a river. Since Shadows can't swim, you quickly drown. You are dead.

I am petting my cat.
What the heck is a gentle downpour? Sounds like an oxymoron to me.

Um, anyway, the downpour because less gentle and soon the road is so flooded that it turns into a river. Since Shadows can't swim, you quickly drown. You are dead.

I am petting my cat.
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Your cat, little did you know, is a tiger. This tiger is not at all happy that you are petting it, and it rips you to shreds before devouring you.

You are officially dead.

I am playing Smash Ultimate on the display Switch at Target.
Your cat, little did you know, is a tiger. This tiger is not at all happy that you are petting it, and it rips you to shreds before devouring you.

You are officially dead.

I am playing Smash Ultimate on the display Switch at Target.
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The display falls and you are kicked out. As you're leaving you fall down the stairs.

You are dead.

I'm watching That 70's Show on my bed.
The display falls and you are kicked out. As you're leaving you fall down the stairs.

You are dead.

I'm watching That 70's Show on my bed.
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You fall asleep, and simply do not wake up in the morning. You are dead.

I'm at a Kendrick Lamar concert (I wish lol).
You fall asleep, and simply do not wake up in the morning. You are dead.

I'm at a Kendrick Lamar concert (I wish lol).
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You get some synthetic weed with some additional “additives” in it, which get you really high. On your way home the police stop you but you attempt to run. You slip into traffic and get hit by a car.

You are dead,

I’m drinking a nice warm glass of Kool Aid
You get some synthetic weed with some additional “additives” in it, which get you really high. On your way home the police stop you but you attempt to run. You slip into traffic and get hit by a car.

You are dead,

I’m drinking a nice warm glass of Kool Aid
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For whatever reason, you use a metal straw to drink your Kool Aid and miscalculate the trajectory of the straw and end up violently jabbing yourself in the eye. You have nothing to sop up the blood, so you just completely bleed out.

You are dead.

I am playing Fire Emblem Awakening on my 3DS.
For whatever reason, you use a metal straw to drink your Kool Aid and miscalculate the trajectory of the straw and end up violently jabbing yourself in the eye. You have nothing to sop up the blood, so you just completely bleed out.

You are dead.

I am playing Fire Emblem Awakening on my 3DS.
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You foolishly chose to play on Lunatic mode...as soon as an enemy lands a critical hit, their weapon lashes out of the screen at you and murders you instantly. You're very, very dead, since it took out four times your max HP.

I'm playing a game on a PS4...
You foolishly chose to play on Lunatic mode...as soon as an enemy lands a critical hit, their weapon lashes out of the screen at you and murders you instantly. You're very, very dead, since it took out four times your max HP.

I'm playing a game on a PS4...
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The game you are playing has a scene with a lot of flashing lights. The flashing lights trigger your epilepsy, which you were unaware you had. You have a seizure while standing up, fall down, and crack your head open. No one is around to help you. You are dead.

I am brushing my teeth...
The game you are playing has a scene with a lot of flashing lights. The flashing lights trigger your epilepsy, which you were unaware you had. You have a seizure while standing up, fall down, and crack your head open. No one is around to help you. You are dead.

I am brushing my teeth...
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You brushed too hard, broke a tooth, and found out you had hemophilia.

I'm counting my money...
You brushed too hard, broke a tooth, and found out you had hemophilia.

I'm counting my money...
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