I've honestly been wanting to do this thread for a few months and never just create it. This is a weird topic, I know, but I believe you will find some interest to say something about it. Besides that, it's on everyone's mind at least once a day, for the most part.

The question- When you wipe, do you:

a) fold the toilet paper
b) ball it up
c) N/A, because you do not use any

And also share any stories you can about it. For instance, I've run out and had to use paper towels on more than one occasion. Which actually does a better job than tp.
It's the stuff you can't live without. I know this, because for most of you it's saved your a** your entire life.

XD. I ball mine up, to be honest. 

Lol usually after I'm down with mine I ball it up and flush it down the toilet and my favorite brand of toilet paper is sermon ultra soft. 

I ball it up. This really is a stupid thing to be talking about though lol.

haha that so funny vizzed

Ball it up of course , but this is the weirdest thread ever

This is a very strange thread. To answer your question I do C. In all reality I do the second method if it can be called that.... This is really is a strange topic.

Of course it's weird, but it's never been talked about before, has it? Nope. There's really no need to be shy about this. It's supposed to be a fun thread. Since brands of toilet paper have been mentioned I'll put out that I like to get Charmin Ultra strong. But what what really does the job is some good ol' army TP. It's rough to more than get the job done, yet soft on my sensitive skin... Yeah, WTF.


I know someone out there has a good TP story. Show yourself and let's hear it. I don't want this thread to sink down into page 50 of this forum without.

Interesting topic... lol.

I fold my toilet paper up when I'm done using it. And I use far more than I should because I'm a clean freak in that respect... But I don't actually have any toilet paper stories to tell you. I like to stay well-stocked.

Lol I'm not sure which is wierder, this thread, or that so many people have already replied to it. xD I must say though, this is quite a unique idea, so kudos on being original. lol

I'm a folder. : p And the closest thing I have to a funny tp story is a good while back.
At home we had two bathrooms, I realized all too late that the one I was in had no tp left. So here I go, peeking my head out the door to see if anyone is coming (parents, or siblings), and when I'm sure as I can be that it's safe, I scoot my feet as quickly as I'm able to with my drawers around my knees, down the hall, down the stairs (yes, down the stairs), through the living room (thankfully it was empty), past the front door ( ), through the dining room (never felt the same eating at that table again), and into the bathroom, that, for some reason, was joined onto the dining room. Thankfully, there was tp in that one, and somehow no one saw me.

Um... this is one of the most interesting threads I've ever encountered in any forum. strange but funny topic.. xD
Anyway I ball it up.

I ball it up. It is far faster, and I just want to be done with it as fast as possible.

Cyro Xero :   This has to be the weirdest thread ever. C. N/A. Nope, B. LOL

How much toilet paper do you all use during a "session"? Are you the type to conserve a roll, or do you do what's necessary to protect your hand from "foreign contaminants"?

I take two sheets, fold it up twice vertically, once horizontally, and wipe.

I ball it up. The weird part lately has been that one local toilet paper company announced some weird poetry competition and they printed the winning poems on their toilet paper.

So now before you wipe you get to read some cheesy amateur poetry before you literally stick it up your... And no, this is not a joke.

I usually just ball it up.  I don't really want to waste time by folding it up and using it like that.

Brigand :  That's hilarious XD

I just ball it up in a ball.