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07-08-09 03:28 PM
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Liquid Breathing

A lot of you I am sure have seen the movie "The Abyss". If not then it doesn't matter but what is important however, is one of the diving techniques that they use. This technique is called Liquid Breathing. Until not long ago, people thought that this was fictitious and was not possible but in fact it has been around for a lot longer than you might think!

The general type of liquid used by the US Navy and other Navies in the world generally have a perfluorocarbon type composition. The type of halide attached onto the molecule depends but it is either fluorine or bromine. However, the only problem associated with using bromine is that it is a very strong greenhouse gas but it could be regenerated through special filters and rebreathers.

ADVANTAGES

It seems like an odd concept but:

1- Due to its density, Liquivent (marketed name for liquid breathing liquid) can carry as much as 25 times as much oxygen than blood and it has enormous potential for patients with lung and breathing disorders.

2- If fluid is taken into the lungs whilst diving, then the pressure in the body could match that of the pressure of the surrounding water. Thus breathing would be easier and lower concentrations would only be needed.

3- Thus, this would also eliminate the need for decompression and its inherent problems i.e. nitrogen narcosis and the bends.

4- A given volume of oxygen-saturated fluorocarbon contains 3 times as much oxygen as the same volume of air or whole blood.

5- According to the movie "The Abyss", the deepest suit dive was to 4800ft which is equivalent to about 300atmospheres of pressure! Tests with mice have been done at pressures of up to 8000ft.

HISTORY

This concept originated in the mid 60's when Dr Kylstra a physiologist realised that salt solutions could be saturated with oxygen at high pressures. However, after several experiments he concluded that this mixture becomes toxic due to the build up of carbon dioxide. Therefore, a new mixture that could be saturated with oxygen and get rid of carbon dioxide quickly and efficiently had to be thought of.

After further experimentation in 1969, Dr Clark realised that oxygen and carbon dioxide were very soluble in fluorocarbon liquids like freon. Assuming the lungs could cope with this material, Dr Clark figured that these fluorocarbons could support respiration of animals.


After:


Liquid breathing

Is quite a lot of you, "the movie" The Abyss I have seen. It is a problem, but what if they used a key technology, diving. This technique is called liquid breathing. Until recently, people, it was this could not be fictional, the facts that might be around a lot longer than I thought!

Liquid is in the Navy and other U.S. Navy, the general type used in the world are generally PERUFURUOROKABONTAIPU composition. Halide molecules, depending on the type of attachment, and fluorine and bromine. However, using a bromine-related issues only, and is a very powerful greenhouse gas that, with a special filter is being generated by rebreathers.

Benefits

But it seems like a strange concept:

1 - its density, Liquivent for (liquid-liquid breathing) from the sale name can carry a lot of blood as 25 have a huge potential for patients with lung disease and respiratory oxygen many times .

2 - If you can, get the water into the lungs. Diving and while they may match the body, the pressure of the surrounding water pressure. Need only low concentrations would make it easier to breathe.

3 - Thus, it is that I have no problem with its unique twist and a decompression or nitrogen narcosis.

The same volume of whole blood and four air - the amount of carbon fluoride oxygenation includes three times more oxygen.

5 - The movie "The Abyss", according to the diving suit, deep pressure to about 4800 ft. It is similar to 300atmospheres! Mouse experiments in the pressure of some 80 feet.

History

The origin of this concept in the mid 60's, Dr. Kylstra physiology, saline solution can be achieved under high pressure of oxygen saturation. However, after some experimentation, he concluded, to build a toxic carbon dioxide and mixtures. Therefore, the new mixture had to think quick and efficient removal of carbon dioxide and oxygen saturation.

In 1969 after further tests, Dr. Clark, and the oxygen and carbon dioxide dissolved in the liquid fluorocarbon such as Freon. This material is assumed to be addressed in the lungs, Dr. Clark is calculated to support the breathing of these animals Fluorocarbons.


Hehe...Beatles for sale...


English-->Arabic-->English

Before:


Liquid Breathing

A lot of you I am sure have seen the movie "The Abyss". If not then it doesn't matter but what is important however, is one of the diving techniques that they use. This technique is called Liquid Breathing. Until not long ago, people thought that this was fictitious and was not possible but in fact it has been around for a lot longer than you might think!

The general type of liquid used by the US Navy and other Navies in the world generally have a perfluorocarbon type composition. The type of halide attached onto the molecule depends but it is either fluorine or bromine. However, the only problem associated with using bromine is that it is a very strong greenhouse gas but it could be regenerated through special filters and rebreathers.

ADVANTAGES

It seems like an odd concept but:

1- Due to its density, Liquivent (marketed name for liquid breathing liquid) can carry as much as 25 times as much oxygen than blood and it has enormous potential for patients with lung and breathing disorders.

2- If fluid is taken into the lungs whilst diving, then the pressure in the body could match that of the pressure of the surrounding water. Thus breathing would be easier and lower concentrations would only be needed.

3- Thus, this would also eliminate the need for decompression and its inherent problems i.e. nitrogen narcosis and the bends.

4- A given volume of oxygen-saturated fluorocarbon contains 3 times as much oxygen as the same volume of air or whole blood.

5- According to the movie "The Abyss", the deepest suit dive was to 4800ft which is equivalent to about 300atmospheres of pressure! Tests with mice have been done at pressures of up to 8000ft.

HISTORY

This concept originated in the mid 60's when Dr Kylstra a physiologist realised that salt solutions could be saturated with oxygen at high pressures. However, after several experiments he concluded that this mixture becomes toxic due to the build up of carbon dioxide. Therefore, a new mixture that could be saturated with oxygen and get rid of carbon dioxide quickly and efficiently had to be thought of.

After further experimentation in 1969, Dr Clark realised that oxygen and carbon dioxide were very soluble in fluorocarbon liquids like freon. Assuming the lungs could cope with this material, Dr Clark figured that these fluorocarbons could support respiration of animals.


After:


Liquid breathing

Is quite a lot of you, "the movie" The Abyss I have seen. It is a problem, but what if they used a key technology, diving. This technique is called liquid breathing. Until recently, people, it was this could not be fictional, the facts that might be around a lot longer than I thought!

Liquid is in the Navy and other U.S. Navy, the general type used in the world are generally PERUFURUOROKABONTAIPU composition. Halide molecules, depending on the type of attachment, and fluorine and bromine. However, using a bromine-related issues only, and is a very powerful greenhouse gas that, with a special filter is being generated by rebreathers.

Benefits

But it seems like a strange concept:

1 - its density, Liquivent for (liquid-liquid breathing) from the sale name can carry a lot of blood as 25 have a huge potential for patients with lung disease and respiratory oxygen many times .

2 - If you can, get the water into the lungs. Diving and while they may match the body, the pressure of the surrounding water pressure. Need only low concentrations would make it easier to breathe.

3 - Thus, it is that I have no problem with its unique twist and a decompression or nitrogen narcosis.

The same volume of whole blood and four air - the amount of carbon fluoride oxygenation includes three times more oxygen.

5 - The movie "The Abyss", according to the diving suit, deep pressure to about 4800 ft. It is similar to 300atmospheres! Mouse experiments in the pressure of some 80 feet.

History

The origin of this concept in the mid 60's, Dr. Kylstra physiology, saline solution can be achieved under high pressure of oxygen saturation. However, after some experimentation, he concluded, to build a toxic carbon dioxide and mixtures. Therefore, the new mixture had to think quick and efficient removal of carbon dioxide and oxygen saturation.

In 1969 after further tests, Dr. Clark, and the oxygen and carbon dioxide dissolved in the liquid fluorocarbon such as Freon. This material is assumed to be addressed in the lungs, Dr. Clark is calculated to support the breathing of these animals Fluorocarbons.


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Before:
"Santa is ‘bad role model’ Father Christmas is a bad role model, encouraging obesity, drink-driving and risk-taking, according to a top doctor. Public health expert Dr Nathan Grills says Santa is overweight, and blames the mince pies and alcohol left out for him by families across the world. He says Father Christmas must be over the limit while driving his sleigh, after all those beers, brandies and sherries - and he doesn’t even wear a seatbelt."

After:
"[santa] is model of the role where the `is bad Christmas of the father is following to the doctor above, bad model, promising obesity, drinking operational and venture heart. As for skillful teacher of Nathan Grills public health [santa] gets fat too much, him the meat which the family which crosses the world excludes bi- and means that alcohol is designated as responsibility. It means that he that sled, all those beer, while driving after the brandy and the Sherry liquor, the father is Christmas in the limit and becomes, - does not attach the seat belt to the body."

Poor poor Santa.
English to Japanese to English:

Before:
"Santa is ‘bad role model’ Father Christmas is a bad role model, encouraging obesity, drink-driving and risk-taking, according to a top doctor. Public health expert Dr Nathan Grills says Santa is overweight, and blames the mince pies and alcohol left out for him by families across the world. He says Father Christmas must be over the limit while driving his sleigh, after all those beers, brandies and sherries - and he doesn’t even wear a seatbelt."

After:
"[santa] is model of the role where the `is bad Christmas of the father is following to the doctor above, bad model, promising obesity, drinking operational and venture heart. As for skillful teacher of Nathan Grills public health [santa] gets fat too much, him the meat which the family which crosses the world excludes bi- and means that alcohol is designated as responsibility. It means that he that sled, all those beer, while driving after the brandy and the Sherry liquor, the father is Christmas in the limit and becomes, - does not attach the seat belt to the body."

Poor poor Santa.
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Before:

Ann Nixon Cooper, the Atlanta Centenarian Barack Obama whose name invoked in his post-election speech as a symbol of America's struggles and progress, died Monday. She was 107.

In his victory speech in Chicago, Obama said of Cooper, who was African-American: "She was born just a generation past slavery ... when someone like her could not vote for two reasons - because she was a woman and Because of the color of her skin.

"At a time when women's voices silenced and their hopes were dismissed, she lived to see them stand up and speak out and reach for the ballot."

When Obama was sworn in as president, Cooper called it one of the greatest days of her life.

"There was a time when they thought they could just kick us around," she said on Inauguration Day. "Now, it has changed."

Cooper, who was just 19 days shy of her 108th birthday, died at her home surrounded by loved ones, friend Sally Warner told CNN.

After:

Ann Nixon Cooper, the centenarian Atlanta, Barack Obama, whose name originated in the post-election speech as a sign of America's struggle and development, died Monday. He was 107.

In his victory speech in Chicago, Obama said Cooper, who was African-American: "He was born only a generation ago slavery ... when someone like him could not vote for two reasons - because he was a woman and because of his skin color .

"In the voice of the women had them and I hope lenced suspension, he lived to see them stand and talk and reach out for the elections."

When Obama was sworn in as president, Cooper called it one of the great day of his life.

"There was a time they thought they could just kick us around," he said on the day of launch. "Now, has the last."


Cooper, who was just 19 days shy of his 108th birthday, died at his home surrounded by loved ones have, friend Sally Warner told CNN.



In life, Ann Nixon Cooper was a great woman. In death, she became a great man, too.XD
English to Swahili to English:

Before:

Ann Nixon Cooper, the Atlanta Centenarian Barack Obama whose name invoked in his post-election speech as a symbol of America's struggles and progress, died Monday. She was 107.

In his victory speech in Chicago, Obama said of Cooper, who was African-American: "She was born just a generation past slavery ... when someone like her could not vote for two reasons - because she was a woman and Because of the color of her skin.

"At a time when women's voices silenced and their hopes were dismissed, she lived to see them stand up and speak out and reach for the ballot."

When Obama was sworn in as president, Cooper called it one of the greatest days of her life.

"There was a time when they thought they could just kick us around," she said on Inauguration Day. "Now, it has changed."

Cooper, who was just 19 days shy of her 108th birthday, died at her home surrounded by loved ones, friend Sally Warner told CNN.

After:

Ann Nixon Cooper, the centenarian Atlanta, Barack Obama, whose name originated in the post-election speech as a sign of America's struggle and development, died Monday. He was 107.

In his victory speech in Chicago, Obama said Cooper, who was African-American: "He was born only a generation ago slavery ... when someone like him could not vote for two reasons - because he was a woman and because of his skin color .

"In the voice of the women had them and I hope lenced suspension, he lived to see them stand and talk and reach out for the elections."

When Obama was sworn in as president, Cooper called it one of the great day of his life.

"There was a time they thought they could just kick us around," he said on the day of launch. "Now, has the last."


Cooper, who was just 19 days shy of his 108th birthday, died at his home surrounded by loved ones have, friend Sally Warner told CNN.



In life, Ann Nixon Cooper was a great woman. In death, she became a great man, too.XD
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Woman Topples Pope at Mass, but He Isn’t Hurt

ROME — An “unbalanced woman” jumped the barriers in St. Peter’s Basilica and knocked down Pope Benedict XVI as he walked down the main aisle to begin Christmas Eve Mass, a Vatican spokesman said Thursday.

After:
Woman falls Pope at the mass, but he is not injures
ROM - „woman brought “jumped the barriers to Basilika in the STR. - Peter and Pope Benedikt XVI, while he went beginning down the Hauptgang Christamas Eve mass, tore off a dad CAN speaker said Thursday from the equilibrium.

She "brought “jumped the barriers to Basilika". Must be a new band
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Before:
Woman Topples Pope at Mass, but He Isn’t Hurt

ROME — An “unbalanced woman” jumped the barriers in St. Peter’s Basilica and knocked down Pope Benedict XVI as he walked down the main aisle to begin Christmas Eve Mass, a Vatican spokesman said Thursday.

After:
Woman falls Pope at the mass, but he is not injures
ROM - „woman brought “jumped the barriers to Basilika in the STR. - Peter and Pope Benedikt XVI, while he went beginning down the Hauptgang Christamas Eve mass, tore off a dad CAN speaker said Thursday from the equilibrium.

She "brought “jumped the barriers to Basilika". Must be a new band
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