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05-10-09 08:04 AM
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In this crazy topic, you are to copy a block of text from any website (as long as it's not vulgar; It's recommended that you use a newspaper website and copy part of an article) and go to Google Translate. After you translate it from English to whatever language you want, copy the translated text, paste it in the text box, and click 'translate from x language to English' and get ready to see some hilarious results.

I'll start off:
ENGLISH TO JAPANESE, THEN REVERSED.
'As the league MVP has been enough, James is the best yet in these playoffs, the edge of the post in Saturday's second consecutive sweep, the Atlanta Hawks 97-82 in the evening, KURIBURANDOKYABARIA* needs to win 47 points.

"It's inexplicable to be honest," James, a 3-0 series lead over Cleveland. "In this league, some people can get into a zone that, I must be blessed with the ability of the hand'

*okay, WTF is Kuriburandokyabaria? Holy God that's hilarious xD.

Now, you try.
In this crazy topic, you are to copy a block of text from any website (as long as it's not vulgar; It's recommended that you use a newspaper website and copy part of an article) and go to Google Translate. After you translate it from English to whatever language you want, copy the translated text, paste it in the text box, and click 'translate from x language to English' and get ready to see some hilarious results.

I'll start off:
ENGLISH TO JAPANESE, THEN REVERSED.
'As the league MVP has been enough, James is the best yet in these playoffs, the edge of the post in Saturday's second consecutive sweep, the Atlanta Hawks 97-82 in the evening, KURIBURANDOKYABARIA* needs to win 47 points.

"It's inexplicable to be honest," James, a 3-0 series lead over Cleveland. "In this league, some people can get into a zone that, I must be blessed with the ability of the hand'

*okay, WTF is Kuriburandokyabaria? Holy God that's hilarious xD.

Now, you try.
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Ok why not. English » Ukrainian » English

"Vatican defended Pope Benedict XVI on Tuesday, as a man of strong powers and antinatsistskoy peacekeeper in terms of mounting criticism of Israeli and Arab anger over the Israeli occupation.

Critics blame German born Pope apologize for refusing in his speech at the Holocaust memorial in Israel what they see as Catholic bezrazlychyem during the Nazi genocide - a controversy that threatened his shadow high profile pilgrimage to the Holy Land."

Wow, the Pope has strong powers and antinatsistskoy peacekeeper.
But one question. WTF is a antinatsistskoy peacekeeper??
Oh noes, they threatened his shadow
Ok why not. English » Ukrainian » English

"Vatican defended Pope Benedict XVI on Tuesday, as a man of strong powers and antinatsistskoy peacekeeper in terms of mounting criticism of Israeli and Arab anger over the Israeli occupation.

Critics blame German born Pope apologize for refusing in his speech at the Holocaust memorial in Israel what they see as Catholic bezrazlychyem during the Nazi genocide - a controversy that threatened his shadow high profile pilgrimage to the Holy Land."

Wow, the Pope has strong powers and antinatsistskoy peacekeeper.
But one question. WTF is a antinatsistskoy peacekeeper??
Oh noes, they threatened his shadow
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English-->Arabic-->English

Pre-translation:
Chickenpox is a common illness among kids, particularly those under age 12. An itchy rash of spots that look like blisters can appear all over the body and may be accompanied by flu-like symptoms. Symptoms usually go away without treatment, but because the infection is very contagious, an infected child should stay home and rest until the symptoms are gone.

Post-translation:
Chickenpox is a common disease among children, especially those under the age of 12. A wave of itchy spots like blisters can appear all over the body and can be accompanied by flu-like symptoms. The symptoms usually disappear without treatment, but because the disease is very contagious and should stay with the child in the home and the rest of the symptoms, he adds

"the disease is very contagious and should stay with the child in the home" LMAO
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Pre-translation:
Chickenpox is a common illness among kids, particularly those under age 12. An itchy rash of spots that look like blisters can appear all over the body and may be accompanied by flu-like symptoms. Symptoms usually go away without treatment, but because the infection is very contagious, an infected child should stay home and rest until the symptoms are gone.

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Chickenpox is a common disease among children, especially those under the age of 12. A wave of itchy spots like blisters can appear all over the body and can be accompanied by flu-like symptoms. The symptoms usually disappear without treatment, but because the disease is very contagious and should stay with the child in the home and the rest of the symptoms, he adds

"the disease is very contagious and should stay with the child in the home" LMAO
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English->German->English

Some beautiful pieces of music came out trade from attempt del' s to receive back into the good preference of the king George I. It consisted a row of pieces for wind instruments, which should be played as surprise for the king during a boat trip party on the river Themse, while the king swam down the river with groups of Höflingen, which follow into their load punts. This music seizes together and publishes under the name water music. Trade followed, also, to win the good desires of the king again and spent many years in London in the occupation of the king George I and his son, king George II.

I would like to swim down river with the groups of Höflingen whatever they are and what are load punts?
English->German->English

Some beautiful pieces of music came out trade from attempt del' s to receive back into the good preference of the king George I. It consisted a row of pieces for wind instruments, which should be played as surprise for the king during a boat trip party on the river Themse, while the king swam down the river with groups of Höflingen, which follow into their load punts. This music seizes together and publishes under the name water music. Trade followed, also, to win the good desires of the king again and spent many years in London in the occupation of the king George I and his son, king George II.

I would like to swim down river with the groups of Höflingen whatever they are and what are load punts?
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"Barack Obama has generated criticism of civil libertarians for the second time in a week by confirming he is to continue to seek Russia trapped under the widely discredited military court system set up under George Bush.

Obama said that the administration introduced a series of reforms to the military commissions that are already processing 13 cases of serious terrorist sumnjivaca held in the U.S. base in Cuba. Reform of the justice system more in line with the U.S. Justice Administration insisted."

Russia is trapped under a military court?
I hope we dont see another terrorist sumnjivaca anytime soon...
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"Barack Obama has generated criticism of civil libertarians for the second time in a week by confirming he is to continue to seek Russia trapped under the widely discredited military court system set up under George Bush.

Obama said that the administration introduced a series of reforms to the military commissions that are already processing 13 cases of serious terrorist sumnjivaca held in the U.S. base in Cuba. Reform of the justice system more in line with the U.S. Justice Administration insisted."

Russia is trapped under a military court?
I hope we dont see another terrorist sumnjivaca anytime soon...
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Whispers in the dark by Skillet

Despite being a lie, and they like to exploit you. To turn on the tears of a rose I'm waiting for love.
No! I just can not! The stars in my darkness of the night光REMASU. I heard people talk in the dark! No! I just can not! In the darkness, until I know it's me! I heard people talk in the dark!
Since you are ragged, and I feel lonely. Broken and naked lies. I love the red rose is waiting for the clothes.
I appears I will find you. I have one, you YOSA of Information. I love, a burning, consuming fire!
No! I just can not! The stars in my darkness of the night光REMASU. I heard people talk in the dark! No! I just can not! In the darkness, until I know it's me! I heard people talk in the dark!
No! I just can not! The stars in my darkness of the night光REMASU. I heard people talk in the dark! No! I just can not! In the darkness, until I know it's me! I heard people talk in the dark!
Whisper in the dark!
Whisper in the dark!
Whisper in the dark!
Whisper in the dark ...
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Whispers in the dark by Skillet

Despite being a lie, and they like to exploit you. To turn on the tears of a rose I'm waiting for love.
No! I just can not! The stars in my darkness of the night光REMASU. I heard people talk in the dark! No! I just can not! In the darkness, until I know it's me! I heard people talk in the dark!
Since you are ragged, and I feel lonely. Broken and naked lies. I love the red rose is waiting for the clothes.
I appears I will find you. I have one, you YOSA of Information. I love, a burning, consuming fire!
No! I just can not! The stars in my darkness of the night光REMASU. I heard people talk in the dark! No! I just can not! In the darkness, until I know it's me! I heard people talk in the dark!
No! I just can not! The stars in my darkness of the night光REMASU. I heard people talk in the dark! No! I just can not! In the darkness, until I know it's me! I heard people talk in the dark!
Whisper in the dark!
Whisper in the dark!
Whisper in the dark!
Whisper in the dark ...
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hmm, actualy im just being crazzy now cause i didnt read the trhead, and yet i clicked on reply,xD man im bing crazy, very crazy, or like they say in brazil "to doidao"
hmm, actualy im just being crazzy now cause i didnt read the trhead, and yet i clicked on reply,xD man im bing crazy, very crazy, or like they say in brazil "to doidao"
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Originally posted by nagato-kun
hmm, actualy im just being crazzy now cause i didnt read the trhead, and yet i clicked on reply,xD man im bing crazy, very crazy, or like they say in brazil "to doidao"
That can be considered spam...don't click reply until you have something to contribute to the thread. I can see where you're coming from though. When I was a noob, I did the same thing so don't feel bad.

Anyways, English-->Arabic-->Japanese-->Hebrew-->English
Hyrule Hylian Link, and a child. The age of each game, usually after this period, before the age of maturity is different. Well Hyrule, defeat the creatures of the links, the ability to communicate with the main enemy, the evil Ganon. In addition, Arrow of Light and the Master Sword mysterious, usually have to win, with a legendary weapon or similar links are used to collect items and the test objects and Magic battle, the victory of

Hyrule Hylian Link lol. Defeat the creatures of the links
Originally posted by nagato-kun
hmm, actualy im just being crazzy now cause i didnt read the trhead, and yet i clicked on reply,xD man im bing crazy, very crazy, or like they say in brazil "to doidao"
That can be considered spam...don't click reply until you have something to contribute to the thread. I can see where you're coming from though. When I was a noob, I did the same thing so don't feel bad.

Anyways, English-->Arabic-->Japanese-->Hebrew-->English
Hyrule Hylian Link, and a child. The age of each game, usually after this period, before the age of maturity is different. Well Hyrule, defeat the creatures of the links, the ability to communicate with the main enemy, the evil Ganon. In addition, Arrow of Light and the Master Sword mysterious, usually have to win, with a legendary weapon or similar links are used to collect items and the test objects and Magic battle, the victory of

Hyrule Hylian Link lol. Defeat the creatures of the links
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This is 2/3 of a page of a manga I was reading. Translated from english to japanese to english. ( I've added what says what after the translation, so (red) and (Giovanni) wern't there before)


(sign)Digglet cave, near the end of pewter city
(red)Very bright!
(red)It've been through a long tunnel I have ever ...
(red)Let's go buddy! Are you a long time!
(Giovanni)Ha ha ha. Not to push too hard. ... Red that's full of energy to your body.
(Giovanni)To guide me all of your help, through the tunnel, thank you. I hope I did not pay for it.
(red)It is a problem. I came alone, anyway. Pokemon looking for fossils, was a joyful occasion!

Original text:
(sign)Digglet's cave, exit near pewter city
(red)It's so bright!
(red)That was the longest tunnel I've ever been through...
(red)Let's go mister! You're taking a long time!
(Giovanni)Ha ha ha. don't push me too hard. Red...You're just a body full of energy.
(Giovanni)Thank you for all of your help guiding me through that tunnel. I hope it wasn't a burden.
(red)It's no problem. I was the one who wanted to come along, anyway. Looking for pokemon fossils was a really fun opportunity!

And after a lot of translating, somehow, ha ha ha became lol...It was from Spanish to Portuguese.

Lol, it is not difficult. ... Red, full of energy in the body.
This is 2/3 of a page of a manga I was reading. Translated from english to japanese to english. ( I've added what says what after the translation, so (red) and (Giovanni) wern't there before)


(sign)Digglet cave, near the end of pewter city
(red)Very bright!
(red)It've been through a long tunnel I have ever ...
(red)Let's go buddy! Are you a long time!
(Giovanni)Ha ha ha. Not to push too hard. ... Red that's full of energy to your body.
(Giovanni)To guide me all of your help, through the tunnel, thank you. I hope I did not pay for it.
(red)It is a problem. I came alone, anyway. Pokemon looking for fossils, was a joyful occasion!

Original text:
(sign)Digglet's cave, exit near pewter city
(red)It's so bright!
(red)That was the longest tunnel I've ever been through...
(red)Let's go mister! You're taking a long time!
(Giovanni)Ha ha ha. don't push me too hard. Red...You're just a body full of energy.
(Giovanni)Thank you for all of your help guiding me through that tunnel. I hope it wasn't a burden.
(red)It's no problem. I was the one who wanted to come along, anyway. Looking for pokemon fossils was a really fun opportunity!

And after a lot of translating, somehow, ha ha ha became lol...It was from Spanish to Portuguese.

Lol, it is not difficult. ... Red, full of energy in the body.
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This is from an article on CNN:
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In his first speech to a joint session of Congress, Obama said it's time to act boldly not just to revive the economy, but "to build a new foundation for lasting prosperity."

"While the cost of action will be great, I can assure you that the cost of inaction will be far greater," he said.

The president struck an optimistic tone, asserting that "we will rebuild, we will recover, and the United States of America will emerge stronger than before."

Obama focused on the three priorities of the budget he will present to Congress later this week: energy, health care and education.
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This is that same excerpt translated from English to Hungarian to Galician to Korean to English.


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First meeting for the joint meeting of Congress Obama, it's time to feel free, not only revive the economy, but a new foundation for the prosperity that has been ongoing. "

Meanwhile, the cost of the task is great ", the cost of inaction is much more that you can be sure," he said.

The President, "we are talking to reach a Note to rebuild it, and returned to the United States government is stronger than before."

Three mae priority for Obama for a week, the Council's budget, energy, health care and education and will focus on currently.
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This is from an article on CNN:
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In his first speech to a joint session of Congress, Obama said it's time to act boldly not just to revive the economy, but "to build a new foundation for lasting prosperity."

"While the cost of action will be great, I can assure you that the cost of inaction will be far greater," he said.

The president struck an optimistic tone, asserting that "we will rebuild, we will recover, and the United States of America will emerge stronger than before."

Obama focused on the three priorities of the budget he will present to Congress later this week: energy, health care and education.
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This is that same excerpt translated from English to Hungarian to Galician to Korean to English.


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First meeting for the joint meeting of Congress Obama, it's time to feel free, not only revive the economy, but a new foundation for the prosperity that has been ongoing. "

Meanwhile, the cost of the task is great ", the cost of inaction is much more that you can be sure," he said.

The President, "we are talking to reach a Note to rebuild it, and returned to the United States government is stronger than before."

Three mae priority for Obama for a week, the Council's budget, energy, health care and education and will focus on currently.
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Original from ABC News (Aust):
Apes love to laugh just like humans
Humans aren't the world's only laughers, according to a new study that found gorillas, orangutans, chimpanzees and bonobos all enjoy a good chuckle too.

The findings suggest the last common ancestor of humans and non-human great apes might have also laughed, around 10 to 16 million years ago.

Since then, the ability has evolved over time among subsequent primate relatives, leading to distinctive chuckling in each.
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From English to Ukranian to Arabic to English

Monkeys to laugh, and the people
Men, not only in laughter, according to the results of a new study, the gorillas, the orangutans, chimpanzees and bonobos are very good posmiyuvalysya.

The results of the recent advances of the common people and not the rights of great apes can also laugh about 10 to 16 million years.

Since then, the ability to become with the passage of time between successive relatives, which leads to the distinctive chuckling each.
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Heh, monkeys are very good posmiyuvalysya and can laugh about 10 to 16 million years.
Original from ABC News (Aust):
Apes love to laugh just like humans
Humans aren't the world's only laughers, according to a new study that found gorillas, orangutans, chimpanzees and bonobos all enjoy a good chuckle too.

The findings suggest the last common ancestor of humans and non-human great apes might have also laughed, around 10 to 16 million years ago.

Since then, the ability has evolved over time among subsequent primate relatives, leading to distinctive chuckling in each.
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From English to Ukranian to Arabic to English

Monkeys to laugh, and the people
Men, not only in laughter, according to the results of a new study, the gorillas, the orangutans, chimpanzees and bonobos are very good posmiyuvalysya.

The results of the recent advances of the common people and not the rights of great apes can also laugh about 10 to 16 million years.

Since then, the ability to become with the passage of time between successive relatives, which leads to the distinctive chuckling each.
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Heh, monkeys are very good posmiyuvalysya and can laugh about 10 to 16 million years.
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English --> Spanish --> English

Obama on Friday was asked how the Holocaust mantra of "never again" might apply to current crises in the Darfur region of Sudan or in Sri Lanka, where the government is accused of shelling hospitals during a quarter-century civil war. Officials deny the allegations.


Obama el viernes fue pedido del cómo el mantra de Holocaust pudo aplicarse “nunca otra vez” a las crisis actuales en la región de Darfur de Sudán o en Sri Lanka, en donde el gobierno se acusa de descascar hospitales durante una guerra civil del cuarto-siglo. Los funcionarios niegan las alegaciones.


Obama Friday was requested of how mantra of Holocaust could never be applied “again” to the present crises in the region of Darfur of Sudan or in Sri Lanka, in where the government is accused to shell hospitals during a civil war of the fourth-century. The civil employees deny the allegations.

Obama has a new surname,Friday.
And the civil employees deny the allegation,lol!

English --> Spanish --> English

Obama on Friday was asked how the Holocaust mantra of "never again" might apply to current crises in the Darfur region of Sudan or in Sri Lanka, where the government is accused of shelling hospitals during a quarter-century civil war. Officials deny the allegations.


Obama el viernes fue pedido del cómo el mantra de Holocaust pudo aplicarse “nunca otra vez” a las crisis actuales en la región de Darfur de Sudán o en Sri Lanka, en donde el gobierno se acusa de descascar hospitales durante una guerra civil del cuarto-siglo. Los funcionarios niegan las alegaciones.


Obama Friday was requested of how mantra of Holocaust could never be applied “again” to the present crises in the region of Darfur of Sudan or in Sri Lanka, in where the government is accused to shell hospitals during a civil war of the fourth-century. The civil employees deny the allegations.

Obama has a new surname,Friday.
And the civil employees deny the allegation,lol!

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english-thai-english

"The idea that you should store word 'I made a call to tell me late for Dinner Again' is totally cumbersome and burdensome for most employers and employees. To comply with, "said carpenter jot, vice president of government affairs for CTIA-Wireless Association.
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"The idea that you should store word 'I made a call to tell me late for Dinner Again' is totally cumbersome and burdensome for most employers and employees. To comply with, "said carpenter jot, vice president of government affairs for CTIA-Wireless Association.
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Before:
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - U.S. President Barack Obama plans to pursue attempts to engage Tehran whether hard-line President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad or his moderate rival Mirhossein Mousavi ultimately emerges as the winner of Iran's election.

"The president's decision to engage Iran was not based on a particular electoral result. We are going to engage the Iranian government whether it is led by one faction or the other," a senior State Department official said.
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Uashington (Reuters) - US President Barack Obama is planning to race trying to engage Tehran in the hard disk line President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad or moderate rival Mirhossein Mousavi he emerges victorious at the end of the election of Iran

"President of Iran has decided to upuste depending on election results. We are dealing with is to iranskih officials led by party or other "senior State Department official said.
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WASHINGTON (Reuters) - U.S. President Barack Obama plans to pursue attempts to engage Tehran whether hard-line President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad or his moderate rival Mirhossein Mousavi ultimately emerges as the winner of Iran's election.

"The president's decision to engage Iran was not based on a particular electoral result. We are going to engage the Iranian government whether it is led by one faction or the other," a senior State Department official said.
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Uashington (Reuters) - US President Barack Obama is planning to race trying to engage Tehran in the hard disk line President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad or moderate rival Mirhossein Mousavi he emerges victorious at the end of the election of Iran

"President of Iran has decided to upuste depending on election results. We are dealing with is to iranskih officials led by party or other "senior State Department official said.
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Early software releases in the CD-i format focused heavily on educational, music, and self-improvement titles, with only a handful of video games, many of them adaptations of board games such as "Connect Four". Later attempts to develop a foothold in the games market were rendered irrelevant by the arrival of cheaper and more powerful consoles, such as the Nintendo 64 and PlayStation. CD-i is noted for the release of several spinoffs of popular Nintendo video games featuring characters typically seen only on Nintendo consoles, although those games were not developed by Nintendo. Hotel Mario was a puzzle game that featured Super Mario Bros. characters. It is known for Luigi saying "I hope she made lotsa spaghetti!"
CD-i also released several versions of popular TV game shows, including versions of Jeopardy! (hosted by Alex Trebek), Wheel of Fortune (hosted by Pat Sajak & Vanna White), Name That Tune (hosted by Bob Goen), and two versions of The Joker's Wild (One for adults hosted by Wink Martindale and one for kids hosted by Marc Summers.) All CD-i games in North America had Charlie O'Donnell as announcer (with the exception of Name That Tune). The Netherlands also released its version of Lingo on the CD-i in 1994.
CD-i has a series of learning games ('edutainment') targeted at children from infancy to adolescence. Those intended for a younger audience included Busytown, The Berenstain Bears, and various others which usually had vivid cartoon-like settings accompanied by music and logic puzzles. One of the most remarkable games released on this platform is a game combining Lewis Carroll's Alice's Adventures in Wonderland and Through the Looking-Glass.
Although extensively marketed by Philips, notably via infomercial, consumer interest in CD-i titles remained low. By 1994, sales of CD-i systems had begun to slow, and in 1998 the product line was dropped.
With the home market exhausted, Philips tried with some success to position the technology as a solution for kiosk applications and industrial multimedia. The console still maintains a cult following on the Internet. Additionally, one Mario game (titled Hotel Mario), and three Legend of Zelda games were released: Link: The Faces of Evil, Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon and Zelda's Adventure. Nintendo and Philips had established an agreement to co-develop a CD-ROM enhancement for the Super Nintendo Entertainment System (after Nintendo and Sony scrapped a previous deal on an earlier add-on for the SNES, which would eventually result in the creation of the PlayStation), and Philips was contractually allowed to continue using Nintendo characters after the deal fell through.

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The initial release of software, CD - large format, the emphasis on music education, self-improvement titles, with only a handful of video games, connect four, "the adaptation of board games such as". The advent of, rendered irrelevant, and attempts to develop a foothold in the game market, Nintendo 64 and PlayStation console cheap and powerful. These games have been developed for Nintendo CD, I was a character from Nintendo video games are popular in some releases, the Nintendo spinoffs that are seen only on the console. Hotel Mario was a puzzle game that features SUPAMARIOBURAZAZUKYARAKUTA. Luigi says "ROTTSASUPAGETI is known that she wants!"
The CD - the version of the danger, too, the popular TV game show is released in multiple versions! (Alex Trebek), HOIRUOBUFOCHUN (PATTOVANNA Sajak & White), (Bob Goen) at the Joker's wild for adults (one of two versions of the Wink Martindale of the children sponsored by a host of adjusted for, HOSUTOHOSUTOMARUKUSAMAZU the name?) All CD - In North America, except the name of the tune in my game as a broadcaster () was CHARIODONERU. The Netherlands, CD release version of the term in 1994 I was in.
Game CD - I have a series of learning ( 'edutainment') targeting children from infancy to adolescence. For young viewers Busytown, Berenstain Bears, the colorful cartoon setting, like a logic puzzle with music and people usually are included. One of the mirrors and through a combination of Alice's Adventures in Wonderland RUISUKYARORU platform game released in most games.
Philips has provided a CD with extensive information, particularly through the sale of consumer interest, my title remained low. In the year 1994, CD sales of the system slowly and I was the first of the year 1998 product line was dropped.
The domestic market is tired, Philips multimedia solutions for kiosks and industrial applications in the success of some of the company, tried to position this technology. Is to maintain a cult following on the Internet. Also, a Mario game (), and was released three title games in the hotel's legendary MARIOZERUDA one: Link: Faces devil of Zelda: Gamelon Zelda's Adventure and Wand. Nintendo and Philips previously, SNES, and finally to add to it will result in the creation of the joint agreement of the contract scrapped earlier CD - ROM Super Nintendo Entertainment System Nintendo enhancement of (after the founding and development of Sony's PlayStation), Philips's contract was to be allowed to continue to use the contract after a Nintendo character.

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Before:

Early software releases in the CD-i format focused heavily on educational, music, and self-improvement titles, with only a handful of video games, many of them adaptations of board games such as "Connect Four". Later attempts to develop a foothold in the games market were rendered irrelevant by the arrival of cheaper and more powerful consoles, such as the Nintendo 64 and PlayStation. CD-i is noted for the release of several spinoffs of popular Nintendo video games featuring characters typically seen only on Nintendo consoles, although those games were not developed by Nintendo. Hotel Mario was a puzzle game that featured Super Mario Bros. characters. It is known for Luigi saying "I hope she made lotsa spaghetti!"
CD-i also released several versions of popular TV game shows, including versions of Jeopardy! (hosted by Alex Trebek), Wheel of Fortune (hosted by Pat Sajak & Vanna White), Name That Tune (hosted by Bob Goen), and two versions of The Joker's Wild (One for adults hosted by Wink Martindale and one for kids hosted by Marc Summers.) All CD-i games in North America had Charlie O'Donnell as announcer (with the exception of Name That Tune). The Netherlands also released its version of Lingo on the CD-i in 1994.
CD-i has a series of learning games ('edutainment') targeted at children from infancy to adolescence. Those intended for a younger audience included Busytown, The Berenstain Bears, and various others which usually had vivid cartoon-like settings accompanied by music and logic puzzles. One of the most remarkable games released on this platform is a game combining Lewis Carroll's Alice's Adventures in Wonderland and Through the Looking-Glass.
Although extensively marketed by Philips, notably via infomercial, consumer interest in CD-i titles remained low. By 1994, sales of CD-i systems had begun to slow, and in 1998 the product line was dropped.
With the home market exhausted, Philips tried with some success to position the technology as a solution for kiosk applications and industrial multimedia. The console still maintains a cult following on the Internet. Additionally, one Mario game (titled Hotel Mario), and three Legend of Zelda games were released: Link: The Faces of Evil, Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon and Zelda's Adventure. Nintendo and Philips had established an agreement to co-develop a CD-ROM enhancement for the Super Nintendo Entertainment System (after Nintendo and Sony scrapped a previous deal on an earlier add-on for the SNES, which would eventually result in the creation of the PlayStation), and Philips was contractually allowed to continue using Nintendo characters after the deal fell through.

After:

The initial release of software, CD - large format, the emphasis on music education, self-improvement titles, with only a handful of video games, connect four, "the adaptation of board games such as". The advent of, rendered irrelevant, and attempts to develop a foothold in the game market, Nintendo 64 and PlayStation console cheap and powerful. These games have been developed for Nintendo CD, I was a character from Nintendo video games are popular in some releases, the Nintendo spinoffs that are seen only on the console. Hotel Mario was a puzzle game that features SUPAMARIOBURAZAZUKYARAKUTA. Luigi says "ROTTSASUPAGETI is known that she wants!"
The CD - the version of the danger, too, the popular TV game show is released in multiple versions! (Alex Trebek), HOIRUOBUFOCHUN (PATTOVANNA Sajak & White), (Bob Goen) at the Joker's wild for adults (one of two versions of the Wink Martindale of the children sponsored by a host of adjusted for, HOSUTOHOSUTOMARUKUSAMAZU the name?) All CD - In North America, except the name of the tune in my game as a broadcaster () was CHARIODONERU. The Netherlands, CD release version of the term in 1994 I was in.
Game CD - I have a series of learning ( 'edutainment') targeting children from infancy to adolescence. For young viewers Busytown, Berenstain Bears, the colorful cartoon setting, like a logic puzzle with music and people usually are included. One of the mirrors and through a combination of Alice's Adventures in Wonderland RUISUKYARORU platform game released in most games.
Philips has provided a CD with extensive information, particularly through the sale of consumer interest, my title remained low. In the year 1994, CD sales of the system slowly and I was the first of the year 1998 product line was dropped.
The domestic market is tired, Philips multimedia solutions for kiosks and industrial applications in the success of some of the company, tried to position this technology. Is to maintain a cult following on the Internet. Also, a Mario game (), and was released three title games in the hotel's legendary MARIOZERUDA one: Link: Faces devil of Zelda: Gamelon Zelda's Adventure and Wand. Nintendo and Philips previously, SNES, and finally to add to it will result in the creation of the joint agreement of the contract scrapped earlier CD - ROM Super Nintendo Entertainment System Nintendo enhancement of (after the founding and development of Sony's PlayStation), Philips's contract was to be allowed to continue to use the contract after a Nintendo character.

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Two drivers, one a P-plater, will have their sports cars clamped for three months after a street race in Wollongong, police say.

Two Nissan Skylines were spotted allegedly racing each other in Flinders Street about 9.15pm (AEST) on Monday by police patrolling the area.

Officers pulled the cars over before suspending the licences of the two drivers and confiscating the cars.

Under a new system being trialled by Wollongong Police, the cars will be returned to their owners with the wheels clamped for a period of three months.

Both men, one from Fairymeadow and the other a p-plater from Unanderra, were charged with taking part in a race between vehicles.

Both were bailed to appear in Wollongong Local Court next month.


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Two drivers, Plateerder of p, to have their sport scars which three months after a race of street it tightens in Wollongong, known as the police force. Two horizons of Nissan had been tried d' after this qu' one says running to him in the street Flinders of about 9.15pm (AEST) Monday by the police force which it territory patrols. The civils servant drew about auto' ; S before licences of the two drivers to suspend and in the taking seizure auto' ; S. in lower part d' a new system of this trialled by Wollongong police force is, auto' ; S with their owners with the wheels, it is returned which are tight for one three months period. Two people, of Fairymeadow and other a plateerder of p d' Unanderra, were in charge of the participation in a race between the vehicles. It was given in the bewaring to appear in the room court the next month Wollongong.
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Two drivers, one a P-plater, will have their sports cars clamped for three months after a street race in Wollongong, police say.

Two Nissan Skylines were spotted allegedly racing each other in Flinders Street about 9.15pm (AEST) on Monday by police patrolling the area.

Officers pulled the cars over before suspending the licences of the two drivers and confiscating the cars.

Under a new system being trialled by Wollongong Police, the cars will be returned to their owners with the wheels clamped for a period of three months.

Both men, one from Fairymeadow and the other a p-plater from Unanderra, were charged with taking part in a race between vehicles.

Both were bailed to appear in Wollongong Local Court next month.


After:

Two drivers, Plateerder of p, to have their sport scars which three months after a race of street it tightens in Wollongong, known as the police force. Two horizons of Nissan had been tried d' after this qu' one says running to him in the street Flinders of about 9.15pm (AEST) Monday by the police force which it territory patrols. The civils servant drew about auto' ; S before licences of the two drivers to suspend and in the taking seizure auto' ; S. in lower part d' a new system of this trialled by Wollongong police force is, auto' ; S with their owners with the wheels, it is returned which are tight for one three months period. Two people, of Fairymeadow and other a plateerder of p d' Unanderra, were in charge of the participation in a race between the vehicles. It was given in the bewaring to appear in the room court the next month Wollongong.
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Reduce the rate of dollar on Tuesday, pressured by Russia to the opinions of the needs of global currency more votes.
Died find refuge in dollar also weighed after data showing a rebound in the U.S. and a housing starts unexpectedly small producer price increases. Investors include currencies such as Australian dollar.
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The dollar fell across the board on Tuesday, pressured by comments from Russia suggesting a need for a global reserve currency other than the greenback.
Reduced safe-haven demand for the dollar also weighed after data showing a rebound in U.S. housing starts and an unexpectedly small rise in producer prices. Investors snapped up higher-yielding currencies such as the Australian dollar.
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Reduce the rate of dollar on Tuesday, pressured by Russia to the opinions of the needs of global currency more votes.
Died find refuge in dollar also weighed after data showing a rebound in the U.S. and a housing starts unexpectedly small producer price increases. Investors include currencies such as Australian dollar.
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The dollar fell across the board on Tuesday, pressured by comments from Russia suggesting a need for a global reserve currency other than the greenback.
Reduced safe-haven demand for the dollar also weighed after data showing a rebound in U.S. housing starts and an unexpectedly small rise in producer prices. Investors snapped up higher-yielding currencies such as the Australian dollar.
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English: The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time is officially the Best. Game. Ever. Thanks to everyone for participating in the contest, and if you missed E3 last week, make sure you stop by GameSpot for full coverage.

German: The Legend of Zelda: Okarina der Zeit ist offiziell die Beste. Game. Jemals. Vielen Dank an alle für die Teilnahme an dem Wettbewerb, und wenn Sie verpasste E3 letzte Woche, stellen Sie sicher, dass Sie die von GameSpot für die vollständige Abdeckung.

English:
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time is officially the best. Game. Ever. Thank you to everyone for participating in the competition, and if you missed E3 last week, make sure you by GameSpot for complete coverage.

The only thing missing is "stop" =( thats not very funny
English to German to English.

English: The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time is officially the Best. Game. Ever. Thanks to everyone for participating in the contest, and if you missed E3 last week, make sure you stop by GameSpot for full coverage.

German: The Legend of Zelda: Okarina der Zeit ist offiziell die Beste. Game. Jemals. Vielen Dank an alle für die Teilnahme an dem Wettbewerb, und wenn Sie verpasste E3 letzte Woche, stellen Sie sicher, dass Sie die von GameSpot für die vollständige Abdeckung.

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The only thing missing is "stop" =( thats not very funny
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Translated Text: A crazy Vizzed board. We are a leader named David, we call him Dave. We have several administrators, only one is active. We have a variety of modifications. Our Dark Hyren, Master Dragon, Rainbow, ice wave GTWALQ, 2D man noodles, a few people.

JigSaw is a rainbow
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JigSaw is a rainbow
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XD thats funny! let me try um... english-chinese-english

english: Canada Day , formerly Dominion Day, is Canada's national day, a federal statutory holiday, celebrating the anniversary of the July 1, 1867 enactment of the British North America Act, which united Canada as a single country of four provinces.

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english again: Canada Day, formerly Dominion Day, is Canada's national day, a federal statutory holiday, celebrating the anniversary of the July 1, 1867 enactment of the British North America Act, which united Canada as a single country of four provinces.


...no much resuilts for me
XD thats funny! let me try um... english-chinese-english

english: Canada Day , formerly Dominion Day, is Canada's national day, a federal statutory holiday, celebrating the anniversary of the July 1, 1867 enactment of the British North America Act, which united Canada as a single country of four provinces.

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english again: Canada Day, formerly Dominion Day, is Canada's national day, a federal statutory holiday, celebrating the anniversary of the July 1, 1867 enactment of the British North America Act, which united Canada as a single country of four provinces.


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