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02-23-13 09:09 PM
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"Help! I am being held prisoner in a Chinese bakery."

Lucky numbers 6, 13, 19, 33, 34, 43
"Help! I am being held prisoner in a Chinese bakery."

Lucky numbers 6, 13, 19, 33, 34, 43
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The funniest? "A clean tie will attract the soup of the day". Reminded me of how I used to always have competitions with a friend to see who could manage to walk away without getting food on their white shirt.
The funniest? "A clean tie will attract the soup of the day". Reminded me of how I used to always have competitions with a friend to see who could manage to walk away without getting food on their white shirt.
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Saw one a few years back that said..

"Marriage lets you annoy one special person the rest of your life"

Thought it was rather amusing lol
I feel sorry for the people this came true for xD
I wouldn't want to be annoyed the rest of my life @.@
Saw one a few years back that said..

"Marriage lets you annoy one special person the rest of your life"

Thought it was rather amusing lol
I feel sorry for the people this came true for xD
I wouldn't want to be annoyed the rest of my life @.@
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I think the funniest I've ever gotten is "Tomorrow will be more fortunate than today"... I'm like: "You trying to tell me that today wasn't good enough? o.0 WOO HOO!!!"
I think the funniest I've ever gotten is "Tomorrow will be more fortunate than today"... I'm like: "You trying to tell me that today wasn't good enough? o.0 WOO HOO!!!"
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I would have to say , "your week will be good". It was goofy but hey I was like yay me!
I would have to say , "your week will be good". It was goofy but hey I was like yay me!
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I had one that said "I predict that I will be put in the bin" it was right spooky... I had another one that said "I predict that your wallet will be lighter my the end of the night" and again it was right very spooky..........
I had one that said "I predict that I will be put in the bin" it was right spooky... I had another one that said "I predict that your wallet will be lighter my the end of the night" and again it was right very spooky..........
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"People will believe most anything that is whispered to another." Ain't that the truth.
"People will believe most anything that is whispered to another." Ain't that the truth.
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