Right, you folks on this wandering isle that is this thread don't know how to do crazy..... pressing your faces against the keyboard? REALLY? Let an old pro show you how C-R-A-Z-Y is done!

Let me ask you a series of crazy question! Answer if you dare!
 
1. Where does the toetag go on a dead person if they don't have toes?
2. Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commericals that says "Not available in all states"?
3. If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin?
4. If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"?
5. How far east can you go before you're heading west?
6. If, in a baseball game, the batter hits a ball splitting it right down the center with half the ball flying out of the park and the other half being caught, what is the final ruling?
7. Why do people think that swaying their arm back and forth would change the direction of a bowling ball? 
8. Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron? 
9. If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
10. Is it rude for a deaf person to talk (sign) with their mouth full of food?
11. When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?
12. Are eyebrows considered facial hair? 
13. Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions?
14. Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
15. Can you daydream at night?
16. If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor?
17. What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
18. If a doctor suddenly had a heart attack while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?
19. How can something be "new" and "improved"? if it's new, what was it improving on?
20. Why is it that when we "skate on thin ice", we can "get in hot water"?
21. Why do people say beans beans the magical fruit when beans are vegetables?
22.If laughter is the best medicine, who's the idiot who said they 'died laughing'?
23. If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
24. Do siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts?
25. How fast do hotcakes sell?
26. When lightning strikes the ocean why don't all the fish die?
27. Do Jewish vampires avoid crosses or Stars of David?
28. Who was Sadie Hawkins?
29. If parents say, "Never take candy from strangers" then why do we celebrate Halloween?
30. Do you yawn in your sleep?
31. Do glow-in-the-dark objects stop glowing when somebody turns the lights on?
32. How come lemon washing up liquid contains real lemons, but lemon juice contains artificial flavorings.
33. Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?
34. How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
35. What happens to an irrisitable force when it hits an immovable object?
36. If there's a speed of sound and a speed of light is there a speed of smell? 
37. Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
38. How come cats butts go up when you pet them? 
39. Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
40. If a bee is allergic to pollen would it get the hives?
41. Why do people say "heads up" when you should duck? 
42. Why do superheros wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes?
43. When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
44. Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
45. Why don't woodpeckers get headaches when they slam their head on a tree all day?
46. If you put a chameleon in a room full of mirrors, what color would it turn?
47. If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?
48. How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?
49. Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
50. If prunes are dehydrated plums, where does prune juice come from?
51. If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?
52. Doesn't a lightning rod on top of church show a lack of faith?
53. Who coined the phrase, 'coined the phrase?'
54. What is another word for "thesaurus"?
55. Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

This isn't a place for crappy posts or something. It's about... well, maybe it is. No, I come here because I almost always find something someone said in here that makes me laugh. It may be a little smile, or it might be actually ROTFLOL, but it's amusing just the same. And to be quite honest, the idea of a "Traveling Thread" making a stop in the Crazy House isn't all that surprising.
And now, to keep it in a truly psychotic style: