Now I'm going to have to look at conversations carefully.

This is a relatively short one that occurred on Meebo.

[22:27] (8) ba-ba-BARACOODA! (8): god darn it i need more foot fungus cram'e
[22:29] ŝõٳèhít£: Cram'e eh? So it goes in your rear
[22:29] (8) ba-ba-BARACOODA! (8): yeah jj They make a suppository for FOOT fungus now

Also in my house.
DH came home from the shops so I asked him what he got.
His response: I got some puppy food in case you were hungry.

Heres a chat form my best xfire buddy (not as good as 1st one but it can make people lol)

§£ƒ]Damien64: Hey
M6[Halo1]: hey
M6[Halo1]: omg
M6[Halo1]: theres a virus in my pc
M6[Halo1]: and
M6[Halo1]: i cant even type
M6[Halo1]: the cal keeps coming
[§£ƒ]Damien64: Really?
M6[Halo1]: yea
M6[Halo1]: for now
[§£ƒ]Damien64: wait
M6[Halo1]: 141 calculators
[§£ƒ]Damien64: I need to do testing
M6[Halo1]: k
M6[Halo1]: hey
M6[Halo1]: and wqhats the clan?
[§£ƒ]Damien64: oh
[§£ƒ]Damien64: its for only invites
[§£ƒ]Damien64: (I think)
M6[Halo1]: oh k
M6[Halo1]: am gonna be AFK




[§£ƒ]Damien64: hey
[§£ƒ]Damien64: I want you so sign up again for the sonic factory
[§£ƒ]Damien64: this time using a refer link
M6[Halo1]: i cant
M6[Halo1]: the VIRUS
[§£ƒ]Damien64: why not?
[§£ƒ]Damien64: okay?
M6[Halo1]: it keeps on coming
[§£ƒ]Damien64: then use an antivirus program
[§£ƒ]Damien64: use google
M6[Halo1]: i used
M6[Halo1]: but no viruses
M6[Halo1]: idk
[§£ƒ]Damien64: then try
[§£ƒ]Damien64: restartting the computer
M6[Halo1]: wahts happeneing to my pcv
M6[Halo1]: no
M6[Halo1]: it will be worse
[§£ƒ]Damien64:
[§£ƒ]Damien64: then whats happening
[§£ƒ]Damien64: did you try full system scan
M6[Halo1]: yupo
M6[Halo1]: ser
M6[Halo1]: see*
M6[Halo1]: i cant even type
M6[Halo1]: now 188 calculators online
M6[Halo1]: 199*
M6[Halo1]: 200
M6[Halo1]: omg
M6[Halo1]: am sick ofthis
M6[Halo1]: of this*
[§£ƒ]Damien64: okay
[§£ƒ]Damien64: then I will find one for yea
M6[Halo1]: k
[§£ƒ]Damien64: http://free.avg.com/ww-en/homepage
[§£ƒ]Damien64: hello
M6[Halo1]: yea
M6[Halo1]: am using it
M6[Halo1]: avg 9.0
M6[Halo1]: anyway thx
M6[Halo1]: it wont
M6[Halo1]: work
M6[Halo1]: am not sure if its a virus but
[§£ƒ]Damien64: then its your computer
[§£ƒ]Damien64: HOW ABOUT YOU REFORMAT
M6[Halo1]: what
M6[Halo1]: oh i'll try
[§£ƒ]Damien64: really
[§£ƒ]Damien64: reformat means remove EVERYTHING form your computer
M6[Halo1]: yea
[§£ƒ]Damien64: really?
[§£ƒ]Damien64: you will lose your halo games
M6[Halo1]: oh yea
M6[Halo1]: about that......
M6[Halo1]: now what!!?!
[§£ƒ]Damien64: I KNOW
[§£ƒ]Damien64: USE google
[§£ƒ]Damien64: what you want to seacrh there
M6[Halo1]: k
M6[Halo1]: for what?
[§£ƒ]Damien64: okay I am searching K
M6[Halo1]: seaching what?
[§£ƒ]Damien64: http://www.google.com.sg/search?source=ig&hl=en&rlz=1G1GGLQ_ENSG356&=&q=k&btnG=Google+Search&meta=lr%3D
M6[Halo1]: what
M6[Halo1]: is
M6[Halo1]: it
[§£ƒ]Damien64: so
[§£ƒ]Damien64: what you wanna seacrh for on google
[§£ƒ]Damien64: what borwer your using
M6[Halo1]: what
[§£ƒ]Damien64: okay
[§£ƒ]Damien64: searching what
M6[Halo1]: am using google chrome
M6[Halo1]: what
M6[Halo1]: !!
M6[Halo1]: no!!!
[§£ƒ]Damien64: http://www.google.com.sg/search?source=ig&hl=en&rlz=1G1GGLQ_ENSG356&=&q=what&btnG=Google+Search&meta=lr%3D
[§£ƒ]Damien64: how about you try
[§£ƒ]Damien64: firefox
[§£ƒ]Damien64: or internet expoler
M6[Halo1]: 280cals........
[§£ƒ]Damien64: okay forget it
[§£ƒ]Damien64: just
[§£ƒ]Damien64: turn off the computer
[§£ƒ]Damien64: and then wait for an hour
M6[Halo1]: no i tryed
M6[Halo1]: it wont work
[§£ƒ]Damien64: then
[§£ƒ]Damien64: remove the main socket
M6[Halo1]: what
M6[Halo1]: no!!
M6[Halo1]: anyway
M6[Halo1]: i'll have to buy a new pc
[§£ƒ]Damien64: whats the problem
M6[Halo1]: this thing is soo old
[§£ƒ]Damien64: how about you try
[§£ƒ]Damien64: changing the keybored
M6[Halo1]: doas
M6[Halo1]: whAT
M6[Halo1]: waht
M6[Halo1]: what
[§£ƒ]Damien64: try changing the keybored
M6[Halo1]: why?..?g;/
[§£ƒ]Damien64: whats the problem
M6[Halo1]: the thing
M6[Halo1]: keeps coming
M6[Halo1]: and i cat type well
M6[Halo1]: the cursor goes somewhere else
[§£ƒ]Damien64: then get a new computer
[§£ƒ]Damien64: oh wait duja vu
M6[Halo1]: duja vu?
[§£ƒ]Damien64: yeah
[§£ƒ]Damien64: lol
[§£ƒ]Damien64: You said that
[§£ƒ]Damien64: and then I said it
M6[Halo1]: lol
M6[Halo1]: i dont get it
[§£ƒ]Damien64: NVM
[§£ƒ]Damien64: okay
[§£ƒ]Damien64: whats the problem
[§£ƒ]Damien64: get a new mouse and keybored
M6[Halo1]: 300 CALS IS THE PROBLEM
[§£ƒ]Damien64: see if that slove the problem
[§£ƒ]Damien64: WHATS CALS
M6[Halo1]: claculators
M6[Halo1]: calculators
M6[Halo1]: i told
M6[Halo1]: u
[§£ƒ]Damien64: whats calulators
M6[Halo1]: the calculator keeps coming
M6[Halo1]: u know the thing u make sums
M6[Halo1]: 28+264
[§£ƒ]Damien64: what?
M6[Halo1]: like that
[§£ƒ]Damien64: what dose that what to
[§£ƒ]Damien64: do with the computer
M6[Halo1]: its in every pc
M6[Halo1]: even yours
M6[Halo1]: BEWARE
M6[Halo1]: os the cal
M6[Halo1]: of*
[§£ƒ]Damien64:
[§£ƒ]Damien64: well then I dunno how to help
M6[Halo1]: sometimes it becomes a demon
[§£ƒ]Damien64: call mircosoft
M6[Halo1]: lol
M6[Halo1]: what
M6[Halo1]: nuh.....
M6[Halo1]: they ARE PROFESSIONAL
M6[Halo1]: k
M6[Halo1]: idk
[§£ƒ]Damien64: yeah
[§£ƒ]Damien64: they will slove the problem like its ABC
M6[Halo1]: no
M6[Halo1]: dfg
M6[Halo1]: DFG
[§£ƒ]Damien64: thats DFG!!!!???
M6[Halo1]: whats DFG?
[§£ƒ]Damien64: I DUNNO
M6[Halo1]: hey
M6[Halo1]: i guess
M6[Halo1]: thik
M6[Halo1]: think
M6[Halo1]: its
M6[Halo1]: FINIDSH
M6[Halo1]: FINISH
M6[Halo1]: yaaaaaa
M6[Halo1]: its not comig
M6[Halo1]: the cal stoped
M6[Halo1]: but
M6[Halo1]: 311cals......
M6[Halo1]: so many
M6[Halo1]: when
M6[Halo1]: u open it
M6[Halo1]: a list of acals
M6[Halo1]: it fills the whole pc
M6[Halo1]: lol
[§£ƒ]Damien64: JUST CALL MRICOSOFT
M6[Halo1]: no
M6[Halo1]: i meant
M6[Halo1]: its finish
M6[Halo1]: now i can just close the cals
[§£ƒ]Damien64:
M6[Halo1]: but
M6[Halo1]: close
M6[Halo1]: 311 CALS!!!!!!
[§£ƒ]Damien64: just do it
M6[Halo1]: i g2g
M6[Halo1]: bye
M6[Halo1]: cya
M6[Halo1]: BYE
[§£ƒ]Damien64: press alt + ctrl + delete
M6[Halo1]: bye
M6[Halo1]: bye
M6[Halo1]: k no
M6[Halo1]: am gonna stay 20 more mins
M6[Halo1]: the problems solved
M6[Halo1]: i closed every cal


[§£ƒ]Damien64: NO
[§£ƒ]Damien64: 2 lifes gone
M6[Halo1]: lol
M6[Halo1]: what?
[§£ƒ]Damien64: sonic 3
M6[Halo1]: hey
M6[Halo1]: can u download it?
M6[Halo1]: sonic 3
M6[Halo1]: can u!?!!
[§£ƒ]Damien64: vizzed? or get your rom
M6[Halo1]: what
M6[Halo1]: i meant
M6[Halo1]: sonic 3
[§£ƒ]Damien64: yeah
M6[Halo1]: can u download it?
M6[Halo1]: k nvm
M6[Halo1]: pc gam eor what?
[§£ƒ]Damien64: no
[§£ƒ]Damien64: gens version
M6[Halo1]: what/
[§£ƒ]Damien64: WITH MJ music
M6[Halo1]: lol
M6[Halo1]: is
M6[Halo1]: it
M6[Halo1]: a
M6[Halo1]: pc
M6[Halo1]: game?
[§£ƒ]Damien64: no gens version on pc

[09:03] I hate living here
[09:03] I mean the timezone
[09:03] <@geeogree> you hate your timezone?

he just said that to me.... I have no idea why... but Didowe hates his timezone

I hate the timezone I live in because every time its day

not many people are online (weekdays).

but nice you submit it .

I know, you did explain the rest but it took you a while to do it so I figured that would make a perfect submission for this thread

Didowe, why did you even submit that?
I can't find a single funny part.
Anyway, mine was in IRC with rasen and it's extremely short but still hilarious:
-Lazah- Well, I have a fat one
*** Belial has quit IRC: www.gbatemp.net

Sorry but it made me LOL so hard

So I was talking with Geeo about how the board was run and this happened:

Rasenganfan2 says:
It's a lot more of a democracy than most boards
Geeogree says:
but he is pretty laid back in general
but he puts his food down about some things that he strongly agrees or disagrees with

yay! someone posted about how I'm dumb! I'm so proud.

I haven't eaten in a while... so David puts food down, instead of his foot.

2010-01-21 10:33:46 Juliet: its cold here since where above a mountain
2010-01-21 10:33:51 Juliet: *we're
2010-01-21 10:33:56 Juliet: at the moment
2010-01-21 10:34:07 ⑨Aiolidragon⑨: why are you abo e a mountain?
2010-01-21 10:34:33 Juliet: the school trip
2010-01-21 10:34:42 Juliet: ^^;
2010-01-21 10:34:51 ⑨Aiolidragon⑨: nice
2010-01-21 10:35:04 ⑨Aiolidragon⑨: are you sleeping mixed or just boys and just girls?
2010-01-21 10:35:47 Juliet: just girls and boys
2010-01-21 10:36:27 ⑨Aiolidragon⑨: i don't know if i'm gonna be sad or happy about that :/
2010-01-21 10:36:34 Juliet: hehe
2010-01-21 10:36:37 ⑨Aiolidragon⑨: will you be sneaking over to the boys? > :3
2010-01-21 10:37:19 Juliet: i guess no But they'll snick in our room for sure > : )
2010-01-21 10:37:30 ⑨Aiolidragon⑨: oh
2010-01-21 10:37:35 ⑨Aiolidragon⑨: and how are you gonna treat them?
2010-01-21 10:39:55 Juliet: as friends
2010-01-21 10:41:00 ⑨Aiolidragon⑨: with BENEFITS!?
2010-01-21 10:41:22 Juliet: nope
2010-01-21 10:41:28 ⑨Aiolidragon⑨: ...
2010-01-21 10:41:31 ⑨Aiolidragon⑨: none of you girls are?
2010-01-21 10:41:35 ⑨Aiolidragon⑨: they're gonna come over
2010-01-21 10:41:37 ⑨Aiolidragon⑨: and just
2010-01-21 10:41:39 ⑨Aiolidragon⑨: be friends?
2010-01-21 10:41:43 ⑨Aiolidragon⑨: how old are you again?
2010-01-21 10:41:59 Juliet: 14
2010-01-21 10:42:09 Juliet: not yet qualified
2010-01-21 10:42:10 ⑨Aiolidragon⑨: poor boys : <
2010-01-21 10:42:15 ⑨Aiolidragon⑨: bah
2010-01-21 10:42:17 ⑨Aiolidragon⑨: 1 year left
2010-01-21 10:42:59 ⑨Aiolidragon⑨: might as well get a head start
2010-01-21 10:43:03 ⑨Aiolidragon⑨: including a head
2010-01-21 10:43:07 ⑨Aiolidragon⑨: if you know what i mean
2010-01-21 10:43:09 ⑨Aiolidragon⑨: hur dur
2010-01-21 10:44:05 Juliet: :O
2010-01-21 10:44:45 ⑨Aiolidragon⑨: yes exactly

Not really in the Im about in the corrupt-a-wish thread

Originally posted byDidowe

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I wish the next person won't grunt this wish

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Here's the next person

Originally posted by wargod87

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Okay here's a real IM or chat ,

Guest327230: Didowe , how can i beat sonic rivals 2?
Guest327230 : i cant win any races
Didowe: even the 1st one ?
Guest327230: not the first level.... the 5th one

he can't even beat sonic rivals 2 (the 5th race which is kind of easy ) !

I changed the names for a reason (to let the "guy" breath better) .

@didowe: Thanks for making me a lesbian.

DM: Woot!

@readers: by the way, i'm the guest in didowe's post.

Originally posted by Juliet

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@didowe: Thanks for making me a lesbian.

DM: Woot!

@readers: by the way, i'm the guest in didowe's post.

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Oh come on I was helping you by not putting your name .

Oh yeah, helping. Thank you.

Oh come on , the 5th race maybe easy for me but not for everyone else , no hard feelings .

If you're helping then why did you even post my noobness at the first place? hm?

And here I was, came to you knowing the fact that you're good when it comes to sonic.... Then suddenly I saw your post about our chat....































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PEACE! Im just fooling around there. I need to end this acting already, you might take it seriously and turns out to be a problem. Peace okay?

My friend and I were on a blog, and the conversation went like this:

Me: Hi!
Tom(My friend): Gee, aren't you getting excited?
Me: What the hell are you talking about?
Tom(My friend): Do you wanna like, go see the movies on saturday?
Me: )!!!Drug Addict Alert!!!(
Tom(My friend): What? Is that you Ben?(My real name)
Me: Talk about showing your true emotions, can't you do it somewhere else?
Tom(My friend: Logging out, see you later!
Me: Damn you, prepare for onlasting annoyance once you get to my house!
Tom(My friend): Ouch! hit the rock bottom!
Me: You mean you did?0_o Ouch!
Tom(My friend): Whatever, see ya!

Turns out he was thinking that he was having a conversation with this hot chick in my class, only to find out that he made a complete embarrasment of himself

This is a relatively short one, my friend was complaining about how none of her contacts on Deviant Art leave good critism and it went onto this:

ARRRK!! (isis in my ear she inside caus it storming): actully y are most of my DA buddies spazzes?
ŝõٳèhít£: Because you attract us like cake attracts fat kids

My friend Dan is not the quickest person. He's really not stupid, but he pretty much just blurts anything out that comes into his mind. Here a few of his more humorous quotes.

While icing his pulled hamstring: "Ice is cold!"

Walking into his very quiet math class: (very loudly) "Wow, it's so silent in here!"

Describing a friend with facial hair: "Gabe with a moustache just looks like Gabe, except with a moustache."

To his math teacher: "What exactly does a mathemetician do?"

A conversation on Christmas day: Friend: "It doesn't even feel like Christmas."

Dan: "I know, it's so cold out!"

I hope you found these as funny as I did.

lol the mustache and mathemitician lines were pretty funny