If everyONE not everyTHING was a zombie

what is the zombies bleed into the water but, wouldnt that at the least coat the fish in zombie virus?
i mean the fish might not be infected but theres no way you'll get the virus off it?

I talk to fish. I consider them Equals. Thus, they fit in the category of "everyONE". Besides, EVERYONE knows when the world ends Dolphins will be the next dominant species.

would zombie fish or zombie dolphins fall apart in the water?
you know since zombies basically become rotten flesh, depending on what zombie-fication method you follow.
is that even a real word, "zombie-fication"?

neyro, you don't think that fish are people...unless you are like hayley. also, there is a way to kill it. heat, like with all viruses

I would finally figure out what it's like to have sex with a zombie. Is that necrophillism?

Originally posted by bobghost

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I would finally figure out what it's like to have sex with a zombie. Is that necrophillism?

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Depends if we're talking about braindead zombies or rotting zombies.

zombies are reanimated corpses. yeah, it's necrophilia

Some zombies refer to the type of people that are brain dead but with all other organs working yet still moving.

I wouldn't count that kind as necrophilia.

so not like actual zombies, but like walking veggies?

Well that's one thing to compare them too, but I still think they count as real zombies, just not the reanimated kind.

just an important note for this thread, everyone should read The Zombie Survival Guide

I wonder if they have that in the local library?

my survival plan would be to go into samurai mode-slicing and dicing only when i run out of ammo for my guns lol. i'd find a secure building thats strong and has plexi-glass(the one thats used at the malls-indestructable glass muahah) round up all the food i can store in there along with vitamins, and drinks and other survival items. after im stocked on items i'd go bk outside and take out as many zombies as possible witout getting eatten or injured. i would retreat when i feel im running low on energy. repeat this method until no more zombies are left standing in the earth p.s. i would install motion lazer sensors around the entire building so when the zombies are in range of the sensors they would fire off lazers beams aimed at their heads, more like a rail gun you could say guns would be the primary weapons and shurikens and samurai swords would be my secondary weapons-dont forget to put on some pawnage music on full blast while your cutting down the undead

hmm...well what would you do that's in your capability as of now?

let them turn me into a zombie.....conformity is fun! especially if it involves zombies!!!

shame shame shame. what a tool you are. if you were a zombie then you wouldn't be you anymore

AHHH a post i can sink my teeth into...lol

First 2 things you need in order to survive is weapons and transportation.without neither of these nothing else is obtainable.

Transportation -
get a small uhaul (dont go big because if push comes to shove youll need manuverability. Plus most uhauls are kept fully gas filled and have their own pumps. and most cities have one. Uhaul doors are high off the ground so are harder for zombies to enter. They can also be modified to add a small door from the cab to the back area and once locked hard to open.

Guns-
once you have these then you visit some gun shops increase your artilery.
Army bases might have some advanced weaponry but most with have a high population.

Food-
the local grocer to grab as much canned food as you can.
Dont eat open foods only eat sealed. Plus unless you have to dont kill your own food even if animals are resistant to the process you cant be sure they are not carriers.

Shelter-
This one is tough because you never know where a zombie will pop out. I have thought about this one alot and i have come to conclusion that a catholic church would be best.

Defense-
Many Catholic churches are made really sturdy plus there is tons of room for storage and classrooms can be converted into sleeping areas also good for protection.
most catholic churches have balconies which is awsome if you are over run and they get in. prime area for snipeing
balconies should also be used for most of your storage for food and ammo.

Deadman David

wouldn't a large island be the best place? zombies can't swim, so they wouldn't be able to reach you and every time you need food or something, just go back on land with your weapons and kill everything. also, I'd make many impenetrable lines of explosives surrounding whatever area i am near. that way, i'd protect any important resources there. most importantly, I'd find many rechargeable solar batteries and solar panels to provide myself with power for a refrigerator/freezer. I'd also have many generators and extension cords for them. basically, I'd store as much frozen food as possible along with much canned food. I'd also take many vitamins and supplements as well.

as far as electronic things go, I'd probably take many computer parts and manuals on computer building so I could have a computer (doubt there would be internet though) I'd also learn how to fix refrigerators and freezers (manuals and such) so I could store food almost indefinitely. I'd also learn how to make and fix solar batteries/panels for obvious reasons.

I'd also learn how to fish so I could stay on the island and away from the zombies when I couldn't replenish my food supply by going back to the mainland and raiding stores.

I'd also take a lot of devices that give weather information, like thermometers and barometers and things like that. barometer is very important in detecting storms.

Most importantly, I'd exercise a helluva lot to keep in great shape. Zombies are lousy runners

lol Ziggy...
i wouldnt trust fish either unless it was a last resort..

zombies dont have air so dont float but they can walk it would be easy for them to walk under water...lol

with no one to keep the grid from crashing the electric would probably go down.

thats another thing I thought of is if you get a snowmobile and live in colder weather I doubt zombies can walk if they are frozen stiff.

lol

Deadman David