tRIUNE :

So I will deliver.

Once upon a time, there was a total badass.

His name was legacyme3.

Legacyme3 was a super stud. He was a champion at everything. And he was a zebra.

Being a zebra was hard for the superstar poster known affectionately as Leggy. But he never let his disabilities get him down. He was awesome. He owned the Swagger Corner! No one had as much swag as he did.

But one day, something shocking happened to make Leggy even more amazing than he already was.

This something was becoming a global moderator on his favorite forum site.

When you saw him, nobody could confuse him for someone else. Everyone knew who Leggy was, and everyone loved Leggy. In fact, everyone loved Leggy so much, they made a religion based on his awesomeness. It was called Leggyism. Leggyism only had one rule. You had to believe in Leggy.

But there was one person who didn't love Leggy. This person scowled all the time, and felt jealous of the awesomeness of Leggy. He couldn't take the superstardome that he had been denied... instead, all the attention went to Leggy.

So one day, he planted a bomb on the site. Leggy diffused it without a problem. Because Leggy is awesome.

The very next day, he attempted to hack Leggy.

It didn't work. Leggy's password was unhackable!

Then one day, he called in some outside help... from Davideo7.

But David and Leggy were friends. So nothing happened, and the guy was banned for conspiring to destroy Leggy.

One day, Leggy grew sick and died (really, he just went offline for a couple days to play PS3).

The entire site was sad and in a panic. WHERE WAS LEGGY?

It was so upsetting several users left Vizzed forever, and some asked David to ban them.

Then Leggy came back, and everyone was like OMG A ZOMBIE.

Then Leggy said "I am not a zombie."

Then the people said, "OMG HAX."

Then Leggy said, "I wasn't hacked."

Then the people paused... and said "OMG A ZOMBIE!"

Leggy shook his head. There was no reasoning with them.

Eventually people came to realize he was ok. He laughed. They laughed. Everything was awesome.

Except the people who left. They weren't awesome.

And that's the story of how Leggy caught the Tooth Fairy.

The end.

Well, who has ever written their own story about how awesome they are on vizzed,lol?

Not so much, Cuba... bit spammy actually, since it shouldn't be in this thread and isn't very nice.

Very amusing story, Leggy. It would be nice to see a real story though... one without Leggy the Awesome as a character. Just saying.

And along came the thing of the future, thing1, who complete destroyed leggy, taking back the soul that he sold to leggy, and returning all the others. Then, the thing was no longer known as "the thing of the future". He is now known as "the thing: the one that murdered leggy with a unnecessary nuclear weapon*

"Except the people who left. They weren't awesome." that was my favorite part... made me spill my milk. Can you make it an audio book?

A story about how cool Leggy is? That's interesting to say the least. I guess people will pull out all the stops to win the TDV

hnnn :

Maybe one day I'll read it on Youtube. And I'll post a link of it.

Jordanv78 :

I actually did it for fun lol. And because tRIUNE told me to.

I'm not "competing" in the Tour de Vizzed. I have points because I'm just a good poster, regardless of competition.

legacyme3 : I know you are a good poster man. No offense intended I was just kidding around with you.

Either way, it was still a funny story to read.

Haha that's a pretty funny story. If this is to show how cool you really are, then I'd say it did quite well on that.