Granted, but it's a fake Davideo account so you only get a level 1 card out of it.

I wish cars didn't make so much noise.

Furret : granted, but now the noise is so subtle that hit and run's increase by 1000% in a week.

I wish I could make up my mind.

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Corruption: Your brain explodes in the process, making you dumb.

Wish: To be a guest host on Game Show Network's America Says alongside John Michael Higgins.

No clue what that show is but your wish has been granted. However, as you appear on the show this so happened to be the one episode where they introduce some creepy animal fan who has all the exotic and lethal animals ready for you to pet (every american show does this at some point right?). That King Cobra is looking especially cute and soft today : )

I wish my dragons would hatch instantly in Dragon City because boy do they take forever.

Furret : They hatch but somehow were replaced with eggs from a common chicken.


I wish I could meet Donald Trump and punch him in the throat for every person he has screwed over financially.

Granted, but he'll now put you in jail for life. I mean I could elaborate a bit more but I feel like that's enough to really just suck and make it not worth it. Option B would be that Trump blows a whistle and his army of Mexican wall builders comes running at you with shovels and start beating you with them.

Pick your poison.

I wish my shoe laces would tie themselves automatically so I don't have to do it anymore.

Furret : But the 2 shoes just tie themselves together and constantly make you trip and fall.


I wish I was the size of Godzilla and could breathe underwater.

Granted but you lose your limbs becoming that size.

I wish I had a infinite supply of diet Pepsi.

But the Supply becomes tainted with the Ebola virus and all you can do it look at it.


I wish i owned Amazon industries and never had to work again.

Granted, but sadly some angry big buff guys chop down your forest.

So you have no wood for the winter which means no fire to warm yourself up or to cook with which means you will obtain hypothermia and slowly watch as your big toes are the first to go, in shock and horror you run outside on your 4 toed injured feet only to be caught by one of the angry big buff guys and taken to their angry big buff village where you are treated like a king because you provided them and their families with firewood for the winter : )

I wish zanderlex would give me half a million Viz

Granted, but he accidentally deletes all your threads in the process.


I wish I could be employed at a gulag.

pennylessz : You are but are used as slave labor and aren't paid.


Furret : I meant the company Jeff Bezos owns. hehe





I wish I had Psychic abilities and could use them to communicate with animals and have them do my bidding.

Granted but the only animals left are fish.

I wish I can get at least 14 hours of sleep tonight.

zanderlex : You do but oversleep by another 6 hours and forget to charge your phone and a rich uncle called to give you 1 million dollars so he moves onto your next cousin down.



I wish I could plug my mind into a computor and download programs into it like the Matrix so I knew every martial art known to man.

Wish granted but however you also download every virus known to man and you stop functioning within seconds of the download completion.

I wish I would finally get around to complete all of the games I'm nearly done with. XD

Granted, But you are left as a empty shell of a human being with nothing else to do in life.

I wish I had a PSVita to play P4 Golden on

Fyredove : Wish granted but you can now no longer use any other console, regardless of whether you want to use it for gaming or not.

I wish I would be able to not get colds all of the time because I have them like 80% of the time and it's really starting to annoy me. I have had my current one for like a month already although it isn't that bad of a cold usually.

Granted but you will get other types of illnesses more often to make up for the loss of colds.

I wish the Islanders would win the Stanley Cup this year.

Ouch that's harsh. XD
Wish granted but they lose every year after that.

I wish I could stay in bed all Winter to stay warm. XD

Granted, but suddenly your covers shrink so you can't cover your whole body with them. It's up to you to decide whether or not you would prefer to have cold feet or cold shoulders. But know that each option here will be more gruesome than the other. So while your body in general is managing heat just fine, there will always be that one tiny spot that will remain ice cold forever.

Wait aren't you British how cold is it over there? Bc I'm right next doors and it's only hit freezing temperatures like a handful of times, I've only seen ice once this year.

I wish I could remember song lyrics, I swear to god I don't know how everyone and their mother can sing along to like 400 different songs when I can barely remember the title or artist of some of the most popular one. Every time at a party or when there is one playing in the car I always just awkwardly sit their or hum along with the rhythm while everyone else is having a good time singing along. Unlucky I guess