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10-17-14 02:09 AM
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Granted, but it doesn't work.
I wish for a knife.
Granted, but it doesn't work.
I wish for a knife.
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10-17-14 02:20 AM
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steel_attacker : : You are the knife.  You are the smooth attacker that runs through the very veins of a pleasurable muse.  There are many kingdoms that have an arbitrary mistake dancing in the halls of a mockery and jibe, but only the iridescent tango gives us the fruit, and the ego, and the obliteration that we all pray for.

Having such a gift can be the burden of the salt.  You are earthly, yet you must be forged.  Even now, you're attempting to bribe your way into the halls of destruction.  That is folly.  You must purge the desires and wait for your master to conceive your development.

Lush are the rewards, but vomitous are the thorns, my friend.  Distance yourself from the gargantuan hazard, and bathe in the waters of love.


I wish for a basket full of pizza.
steel_attacker : : You are the knife.  You are the smooth attacker that runs through the very veins of a pleasurable muse.  There are many kingdoms that have an arbitrary mistake dancing in the halls of a mockery and jibe, but only the iridescent tango gives us the fruit, and the ego, and the obliteration that we all pray for.

Having such a gift can be the burden of the salt.  You are earthly, yet you must be forged.  Even now, you're attempting to bribe your way into the halls of destruction.  That is folly.  You must purge the desires and wait for your master to conceive your development.

Lush are the rewards, but vomitous are the thorns, my friend.  Distance yourself from the gargantuan hazard, and bathe in the waters of love.


I wish for a basket full of pizza.
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10-17-14 05:31 AM
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MeatAndPotatoes : Okay, but the basket of Pizza is on the planet Venus... 

I wish for Thor to be my minion!
MeatAndPotatoes : Okay, but the basket of Pizza is on the planet Venus... 

I wish for Thor to be my minion!
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10-17-14 01:16 PM
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darthyoda : Granted. You get a minion (one of those yellow short dudes from Despicable Me) named Thor.

I wish that MeatAndPotatoes' reply to steel_attacker would become a famous quote.
darthyoda : Granted. You get a minion (one of those yellow short dudes from Despicable Me) named Thor.

I wish that MeatAndPotatoes' reply to steel_attacker would become a famous quote.
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10-17-14 04:58 PM
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Granted, but I'm afraid I can't actually make that bad... Unless........every time that somebody says or reads that quote, they get stabbed... By a knife.


I wish that I had all the potatoes in the world so I would never be hungry again .
Granted, but I'm afraid I can't actually make that bad... Unless........every time that somebody says or reads that quote, they get stabbed... By a knife.


I wish that I had all the potatoes in the world so I would never be hungry again .
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10-17-14 11:34 PM
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zanderlex : You are the potato. Just kidding. A pile of potatoes appears in front of your house. It's really big. You check the potatoes. They are all
dirty and raw, you can't probably eat them. You decide to clean, peel and cook them. But still, they are all the potatoes of the world. The pile grows and grows. "Oh well," you say. You go get some water for the potatoes. You will be doing this for the rest of your life.

I wish for cookies.
zanderlex : You are the potato. Just kidding. A pile of potatoes appears in front of your house. It's really big. You check the potatoes. They are all
dirty and raw, you can't probably eat them. You decide to clean, peel and cook them. But still, they are all the potatoes of the world. The pile grows and grows. "Oh well," you say. You go get some water for the potatoes. You will be doing this for the rest of your life.

I wish for cookies.
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10-18-14 01:36 AM
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Granted, but they are stale, so you get sick. 

I wish for controllers with a non-loose joystick for my new N64. 
Granted, but they are stale, so you get sick. 

I wish for controllers with a non-loose joystick for my new N64. 
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10-18-14 01:38 AM
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thing1 : Granted, but all of the buttons are missing beside the joystick.

I wish that I have a lot of money in my Steam Wallet.
thing1 : Granted, but all of the buttons are missing beside the joystick.

I wish that I have a lot of money in my Steam Wallet.
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10-18-14 01:42 AM
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Granted. But the first game you buy fries your computer, which leaves steam unusable...

I wish for a wish, which gives me a wish...
Granted. But the first game you buy fries your computer, which leaves steam unusable...

I wish for a wish, which gives me a wish...
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10-18-14 04:07 AM
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darthyoda :
Your wish is granted, but your wish made nothing, only confusion. You had wished for confusion. Granted.

I wish that I had only 1 dog left (Which needs to be the dog Beverly. She's cute ) and move to another house, somewhere far from the city.

I hate the house I live in now... And I have 24 dogs...
darthyoda :
Your wish is granted, but your wish made nothing, only confusion. You had wished for confusion. Granted.

I wish that I had only 1 dog left (Which needs to be the dog Beverly. She's cute ) and move to another house, somewhere far from the city.

I hate the house I live in now... And I have 24 dogs...
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10-18-14 04:56 AM
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Granted, you have the left side of all your dogs. You are also quite messy and stinky now, after the little...operation. Because of that, you are driven out of the city and now live in a Styrofoam container in the outskirts of town.

I wish I wasn't so mean.
Granted, you have the left side of all your dogs. You are also quite messy and stinky now, after the little...operation. Because of that, you are driven out of the city and now live in a Styrofoam container in the outskirts of town.

I wish I wasn't so mean.
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10-18-14 07:45 AM
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Granted, but you're now so nice that when a murderer asks if he can kill you and steal all your possessions you agree without hesitation!

I wish you couldn't corrupt this wish!
Granted, but you're now so nice that when a murderer asks if he can kill you and steal all your possessions you agree without hesitation!

I wish you couldn't corrupt this wish!
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10-18-14 08:44 AM
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Cradily is love : It won't be corrupted, but that doesn't cure the rats that just got into your room...

I wish for Jack Sparrow to take me on a ride, for free, and not as a prisoner...
Cradily is love : It won't be corrupted, but that doesn't cure the rats that just got into your room...

I wish for Jack Sparrow to take me on a ride, for free, and not as a prisoner...
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10-18-14 12:33 PM
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Granted, but sadly he isn't very good at that, so he hit's an iceberg and the ship sinks. 

I wish for $50,000,000,000,000 with no strings attached. 
Granted, but sadly he isn't very good at that, so he hit's an iceberg and the ship sinks. 

I wish for $50,000,000,000,000 with no strings attached. 
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10-18-14 02:03 PM
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Barathemos : You get the amount of money you wanted. Unfortunately, a few seconds after you get it, China conquers the whole world, and the only currency used is the Chinese national currency (a yen or something like that). China then uses nearly all of it's money to fix the world. Since you have so much dollars, and the goverment is now sort of poor (so is the national bank), you have no way to exchange your dollars to yens, and your riches are now useless.

I wish for some activity in the "lets write a story together" thread
Barathemos : You get the amount of money you wanted. Unfortunately, a few seconds after you get it, China conquers the whole world, and the only currency used is the Chinese national currency (a yen or something like that). China then uses nearly all of it's money to fix the world. Since you have so much dollars, and the goverment is now sort of poor (so is the national bank), you have no way to exchange your dollars to yens, and your riches are now useless.

I wish for some activity in the "lets write a story together" thread
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10-18-14 02:18 PM
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DerAxeEfekt : Granted, but each new post is filled from random gibberish because a cat walked on the poster's keyboard

I wish my neck would stop hurting :/
DerAxeEfekt : Granted, but each new post is filled from random gibberish because a cat walked on the poster's keyboard

I wish my neck would stop hurting :/
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10-18-14 02:29 PM
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Rasenganfan2 : Granted! You lose your neck.

I wish for 500€.
Rasenganfan2 : Granted! You lose your neck.

I wish for 500€.
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(edited by DerAxeEfekt on 10-18-14 02:30 PM)    

10-18-14 07:18 PM
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Granted, here are your 500 c's!

I wish for a hammer.
Granted, here are your 500 c's!

I wish for a hammer.
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10-18-14 08:18 PM
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Granted... but you only get the metal part. You don't get a handle. 

I wish for some N64 games for my N64. 
Granted... but you only get the metal part. You don't get a handle. 

I wish for some N64 games for my N64. 
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10-19-14 12:59 AM
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thing1 : Granted! You get Nein64 games for your Nein64.

I wish that i could get past the huge-tentacles-in-a-rocket-shaft part in Half-Life.
thing1 : Granted! You get Nein64 games for your Nein64.

I wish that i could get past the huge-tentacles-in-a-rocket-shaft part in Half-Life.
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