Ok I got one.....

What did the buffalo say to his when he was leaving?

Answer: He said Bison get it? (Bye son).

Two blondes are facing each other across a wide stream. One yell to the other "how do you get to the other side?"
The other one replies "you are on the other side!"
LOL! Am I right?
 

big fat cat :

The former. No one can tell jokes. That's the biggest joke of all!

legacyme3 : I almost fell off my throne laughing at that one.

It has been a week?



( s o r r y d o n ' t w a n t t o s p a m p o s t ! ! ! )

A guy accidentally shoots his friend, then dials 911 asking what to do because they are stuck in the woods. The operator says to take some deep breathes, so the guy does. Then he asks what to do next. The operator responds to make sure his friend is dead. He says to give him a minute, and shoots his friend again. He asks the operator what to do next. The operator asks him if he shot his friend, and he replies, "yeah. You told me to make sure he was dead."

E- Jesus christ, first it says the thread is deleted yet it still posts the message?

This is one of my all time favorites. I'm sure you'll also enjoy it.

A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute. "Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?"

The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?"

Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um...no."

"--or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?"

The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology but was interrupted, "--or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?!"

The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..."

On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again: "--so if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?!?"

Question: Why is it raining?

Answer: All of the insects are terrified to enter the pool without assistance.

Question: Why had the light-bulb ask the human a question?

Answer: It needed a spark for an idea.

You are the plumpest user included inside the galaxy. When you visit the beach, whales visit the shore and sing, "We are family."

big fat cat : Did you want to delete this thread? If so tell me why, or don't. Either way I'm not stopping you. 

No, the board was acting up, and it said the post was deleted.
Another one of the plethora of errors i see when i login

Here is a joke I attempted:

NOTE: This is a 5 line poem joke I made up.

There are 1 Kirby in popstar sleeping on the island called "Popopo island", sleeping the day away, a Necrodeus came down from the sky.
The Necrodeus put up his "staff" and split the 1 Kirby into 10 different kirbies.
Each of those kirbies have only 1/10th of the greatness of one whole Kirby.
A star, from kirby's heroic heart, appears and tells the small Kirby to follow him.
When the two adventure, if they build up the 10 small Kirby army, they could be able to stop thee Necrodeus.


I ain't good at making my best jokes, so this is what I have this week. I hear that the winner will be chosen Saturday night.

hackerman : Is the winner for this week!

It seems people are confused as to when the winning joke is chosen. I live in England and I choose the Joke around Sunday Evening. I would like to know as to what the time is to you guys when I pick out the joke.

Two guys are in a traveling in a Train... One of them, looks at the window, and it sees the trees, scrolling faster because of the Train's speed.

Then, It tells to the other guy: "Look at the trees!, they are moving really fast!"
His friend answers: "Next time we're going to travel in trees, then!"

(Get it?)

You can't really be sure if someone stole the joke from a website or not. You should search the "winning joke" you picked to make sure they actually did make it up.

TheFadedWarrior : Well, yes but jokes spread around quickly so that would make most jokes invalid.

Kim: There's a race happening in the kitchen! Pip: Whats happening? Kim: The lettuce is ahead, the water is running, and the tomato is trying to ketchup!

Eddy88 : Not many jokes this week... Never the less this week's winner will be Eddy88!

Woot!

I wasn't excepting win... I just ran out of threads to post and then I found this one.