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02-13-12 05:12 PM
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Here It Is Time To Tell The Best Jokes For Viz. Telling The Best Joke Will Get You 2000 Viz! Rules: 1. Don't Take Jokes From Websites! Make The Joke One You Made Yourself Or From A Friend. 2. You Can Only Make ONE Joke Count. ( You Can Put More Than One But I Will Only Put The Best One You Put. ) 3. Don't Repeat A Joke Someone Said In The Same Week. Rules: 1. Don't Take Jokes From Websites! Make The Joke One You Made Yourself Or From A Friend. 2. You Can Only Make ONE Joke Count. ( You Can Put More Than One But I Will Only Put The Best One You Put. ) 3. Don't Repeat A Joke Someone Said In The Same Week. |
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What do you get when you cross a Elephant with a rhino elephrino Hellifiknow |
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This one is a pretty long one: How do You put the elephant in the fridge? Answer: Open the fridge's door put the elephant there, close the door. How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? Answer: Open the fridge's door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe there and then close the door. The lion made a party, all the animals went there less one, which was it? Answer: The giraffe. Why? Answer: Because it is in the fridge. You want to cross a river but there is a sign saying: Beware alligators. What should you do? Answer: Pass the river tranquilly because the alligators are in the party. How do You put the elephant in the fridge? Answer: Open the fridge's door put the elephant there, close the door. How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? Answer: Open the fridge's door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe there and then close the door. The lion made a party, all the animals went there less one, which was it? Answer: The giraffe. Why? Answer: Because it is in the fridge. You want to cross a river but there is a sign saying: Beware alligators. What should you do? Answer: Pass the river tranquilly because the alligators are in the party. |
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02-15-12 05:07 PM
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02-15-12 05:18 PM
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02-15-12 07:15 PM
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So there's 2 stick people named Chip and Pizza, Chip says "What happened to your head?" in a scared voice, then Pizza tries (but can't) to say "My head was gobbled off by a turkey!"
Hilarious joke by me, more to come in the future. Hilarious joke by me, more to come in the future. |
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02-15-12 08:59 PM
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Local Mods : Probably should ignore the post experience in Jboy2458's account, as it is 1191 words of copy/paste. As for my joke- A woman walks onto a bus with her baby in her arms. She shows the driver her bus pass, and the driver stares at the baby. He looks at the woman and says "That is the ugliest baby I have ever seen in my entire life." Obviously, the woman was deeply hurt by this. She goes to the back of the bus crying. The man she sits next to asks what's wrong. The woman tells him what the rude bus driver said to her. The man says "That is outrageous! You need to go up there and tell off that driver! Go up there right now, I'll hold your pet monkey for you." As for my joke- A woman walks onto a bus with her baby in her arms. She shows the driver her bus pass, and the driver stares at the baby. He looks at the woman and says "That is the ugliest baby I have ever seen in my entire life." Obviously, the woman was deeply hurt by this. She goes to the back of the bus crying. The man she sits next to asks what's wrong. The woman tells him what the rude bus driver said to her. The man says "That is outrageous! You need to go up there and tell off that driver! Go up there right now, I'll hold your pet monkey for you." |
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02-19-12 04:24 PM
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Okay. The End Of The Week Is Here. Time To Pick The Winner! The Winner Of This Week Is FalcoDude! Congratulations! The Winner Of This Week Is FalcoDude! Congratulations! |
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02-19-12 07:57 PM
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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here. |
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My version of: "Are you sleeping, are you sleeping, Brother John, Brother John?" Are you sleeping, are you sleeping... I WAS!!!! My version of: "Are you sleeping, are you sleeping, Brother John, Brother John?" Are you sleeping, are you sleeping... I WAS!!!! |
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02-20-12 05:40 AM
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NintendoPower24 : You're Joke Is Funny But Cruel! That First Guy Is Pretty Stupid. |
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02-20-12 08:46 PM
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Okay, this is from NO website... One day a woman goes up to her husband and says to him, "If I won the lottery, what would you do?" Then the husband replies, "I'd take half and leave" then the wife says, "Well heres six bucks get the f*ck out" |
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02-25-12 06:13 AM
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The End Of The Week Is Here! Time To Announce The Winner! And The Winner Is... NintendoPower64: ! And The Winner Is... NintendoPower64: ! |
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Why was the weiner dog so sweaty?Because he was a hot dog! |
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A joke A JOKE what do i look like to you a comedian I don't even know what a comedian reads COMIC BOOKS |
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If you go into the bathroom as an American and come out as an Asian, what are you while you are in the bathroom? European! (your-a-peein) |
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rcarter2: I'm sorry for offending you so badly. I will never ever flame staff again and if I do, I will -Post approved by Someone70 -Post approved by Someone70 |
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02-26-12 12:10 AM
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