"Not for all the little plastic toys in China."

I have a new relationship, a really good one seeing as I am wearing a shiny diamond ring, and there is no way in hell that I would go back to sacrificing my dignity to a man-whore like him. Granted, I am still friends with him, but no, never again would I date him. Ever.

To put it quite frankly, she lost her chance when she chose to dump me because her schedule wasn't flexible enough and she blamed it on me. I tried and tried, and she was always too busy to go out, and then got mad at me for some reason... and wouldn't even tell me to my face. She changed her Facebook status to single and it took me 3 days to get an answer. She's still a friend--although rather distant--but not for all the gold in Gringotts would I take her back.

i would have 2 say no, hell's no to be more blunt.her jealousy and insecurities are what destroyed the relationship.

I would first try to find out if Superman 64 got a review over 50%, twinkies are considered a diet food, or pigs are flying. If one, two, or all of them are true, i would say "Why me? Don't you have like 5 boyfriends that you alternate on a regular basis? YOU HAD YOUR FRIGGIN CHANCE. YOU FAILED. GO FIND SOMEBODY ELSE. WHY ME?! YOUR A JERK! YOU CHEATED ON ME!"(death rays her, ignorning the costly 10 FP cost.) (jmc gets pissed, deaths rays him also) (they get into an RPG fight, which DH soon breaks up) AAAARRRRRRGGGGGH....whoops! srry about that...oh wait. I havent told you "The SSS" yet...if you REALLY want to hear it...PM me..i might make a thread.

YOU HEAR THAT, SADIE?!?! I DONT EVEN KNW WHY IM SAYING THIS, BECAUSE WHY WOULD YOU EVER GO HERE? YOU KNW WHY IM ANGRY? YOU KNW DAMN WELL WHY IM ANGRY!! YOU ACTED LIKE YOU LIKED ME, ONLY TO BREAK UP WITH ME IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE SCHOOL. YOU MADE ME ALL HAPPY FOR NOTHING. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY!!!!....oh god, i hope she doesnt someday go on this site and see this.....but why would she?

I'd tell him I'd rather watch him play in I-95's 5 o'clock traffic during a thunderstorm.

The guy was an immature, idiotic, ignorant, chauvinistic pig. I was never "good enough" for him, and he made it a point to remind me all the time. He went so far as to threaten me all the time and swing at me whenever I did things that he didn't find "acceptable". I was a wreck for the 3 years that relationship lasted. The sad thing is, I believed him. Every insult, every angry word, I must've deserved it if I heard them every day, right? He wasn't happy unless I was who he wanted me to be, or unless I did what he wanted/expected me to do, so I was reduced to only be me at work, and I hated him for reducing me to that. He even pushed my family away. I was miserable. I know, people will probably ask why I didn't leave him if he was so terrible. Well, it snuck up on me. It happened little by little, until, in my mind, it was the truth and my life.

Then I met Celtic at work, and he made me see that it was all one big lie. He saved me from the most miserable years of my life, and I love him for that, and sooooo much more.

So yeah, Tyler can go play in rush hour traffic on the interstate in the middle of a thunderstorm if he even *thinks* about trying to get me back.

Yes, then it was over, then I did it again, ended once more. I am done with rebounds.