If so, then share them here. I'll post the one I have when this gets a few replies

Yes, I've made a story about 2 boys who get kidnapped by an evil toaster and a three headed fire breathing gangster, and another 2 boys with nothing better to do save them.

It's called Another Place, Anotha Tyme. I made a thread about it. The thread is called "English Project"

Haha, that was nice. So now I'll post my story, entitled "The Night Before Chrisoweenster"
I know it's stupid and weird, but I was bored, alright?!?!?!?!

Twas the night before Christmas,
In a quaint little town,
Almost everyone was smiling,
Except for one dude, who frowned
This frowny man had a name, it was The Pinch
And he found himself in a wee little cinch
You see, the Pinch hated Christmas
He hated it all
He hated the caroling, the presents, the shiny balls*
So a devious plot came to the disgruntled snob’s head,
He thought “How about I stop Christmas instead?”
So he got out his chainsaw,
His shotguns and money
His bear traps, a bottle cap, and a big jar of honey
He got out some armor, a tank, and a bomb
A syringe, a blowtorch, and a hat from his mom
He got it all together and exclaimed “I am set”
It was raining in YoVille, all the people got wet
He had a big sleigh and prepared to do some slaying
To get revenge on his tormentors, on Christmas, they should start praying
He slid down the mountain on that big shiny red sleigh
And giggled and smirked, he had fun planning the day
His sleigh went down the hill at 500 miles per hour
He screamed, his eyes fell out, it was an unreasonable hour
The sleigh hit a rock, The Pinch and his equipment went flying
He thought his plan was in ruins, so he began crying
But then he realized his stuff was intact
So he recovered all his joy and deviousness, it came back
He put on a Santa suit and practiced saying “ho”
As he trudged and trudged through the cold, white, wet snow
He snuck into someone’s house, he was so happy
But when he got in the house, he thought he’d better be snappy
Because there was a Rottweiler sleeping on the couch
If that dog caught him, he’d be saying “Ouch!”
He tiptoed through the kitchen and broke down the door
He swiped some kid’s presents, he wanted lots more
But then all of a sudden, the dog woke up sad
As soon as he saw The pinch, he began to get mad
The dog chased him through the house, biting his bag
He ripped it open, out came the shotguns and tags
The dog bit his nose right off!
The Pinch realized his eyes and nose were both off
He said “I’m gonna check the next house much better”
“I don’t want to be treated like I’m a piece of cheddar”
So he fell down the chimney
But then he gasped in shock
He saw an orange light at the bottom!
He realized he’d be burnt to a crisp
So he started praying and crying out sists**
The Pinch’s suit caught on fire, he started to scream
But then a YoVillian came out, with a barrel of whipped cream
He sprayed the deliciousness at the burning guy
But The Pinch, he still yelled, “I’m going to die!”
The YoVillian extinguished the fire, The Pinch sighed
He said “Thank you for saving me, I could have died”
The YoVillian invited The Pinch to lunch
The Pinch realized this guy was not one to punch!
He carved up some turkey for Christmas dinner
The Pinch smiled and said “I’m a winner”
After dinner and a good old-fashioned puke
The Pinch forgot his red bag, which carried his nuke!
The nuke exploded and destroyed the man’s house
And even blazed up some poor little mouse
But the man said “Well OK, that’s fine”
“That house sucked anyway, bombing it was divine!”
So the YoVillian gathered his friends, The Pinch smiled with glee
And they all sang songs around the big tree!
The Pinch, overwhelmed, shouted without fright,
“Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!”
THE END

*I mean ornaments, you sicko
**I ran out of rhymes

sorry jmc got to close this haveing so may stories in one place could get confusing sorry :/