Reality is a lie, agreed upon - Kevin Flute

We are all here because we are not all there - Kevin Flute

-Get your tounge out of my mouthe cuz I'm kissing you goodbye - Cody Cosgrove

-The subtle manifestations of a degenerate society are two-fold, first the ruling class no longer cares about the proletariat, and second, the proletariat no longer cares-by me or so i say

JUST WIN BABY!!! - Al Davis, owner of the Oakland Raiders


What do I know about sex? I'm a married man. -Tom Clancy

When you marry your Mistress you leave a vacancy - someone

"If you are patient in one moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow." - Chinese prover
Who's General Failure and why's he reading my disk? - anon

If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing - anon

The best way to accelerate a Macintosh is at 9.8m/sec/sec. - anon

As I would not be a slave, so I would not be a master. This expresses my idea of democracy. - Abraham Lincoln

America is God’s Crucible, the great Melting Pot where all the races of Europe are melting and reforming! Here you stand, good folk, think I, when I see them at Ellis Island, here you stand in your fifty groups with your fifty languages and histories . . . into the crucible with you all! God is making the American . . . the real American has not yet arrived. He is only in the crucible, I tell you—he will be the fusion of all the races. - Israel Zangwill



All the quotes are pretty random, I will admit that I ran out of my own and looked a little on the internet. There are zillions of good quotes we can learn alot of. Perhaps I should post the whole book of Proverbs

-If you put the name of a famous person after a sentence, everyone believes that person said it.
~Elvis Presley

"There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened. " -douglas adams-

"This isn't right. This isn't even wrong." -Wolfgang Pauli-

"You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun. " -Al capone-


"All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident. " -Arthur Schopenhauer-

"Nobody's gone until there forgotten." - ?????

"Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know whatcha gonna get."- Forrest Gump

As for begging, it is safer to beg than to take, but it is finer to take than to beg. - Oscar Wilde

look, it's a boob... no wait... it's a cupcake - Geeo's wife

PENTAPUSS!!!! - Geeo's wife

"Vandalism is as beautiful as a rock in a cops face"~My Guitar sticker

"We're so trendy we can't even escape ourselves"~Kurt Cobain

This is a senior quote that I thought was kinda funny...

"Before you judge someone, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares..he's a mile away and you have his shoes"...I like that one..it's funny

Believe nothing just because a so-called wise person said it.
Believe nothing just because a belief is generally held.
Believe nothing just because it is said in ancient books.
Believe nothing just because it is said to be of divine origin.
Believe nothing just because someone else believes it.
Believe only what you yourself test and judge to be true.

~ Buddha

^-^

..... then we'er gonna go to washington DC and take back the white house........ BLIZZZZAH!!!!!!!!!!!
-Howard Dean

+Before Abraham, I Am.----Jesus (John 8:58)

+If guns kill people, I can blame mispelled words on my pencil.-----Larry the Cable Guy

+It is God's privilege to conceal thing, and the king's privilege to discover and invent. You cannot understand the height of heaven, the size of the earth, or all that goes on in the king's mind.------Solomon (Proverbs 25:2,3)

+The Ark was built by ametures[spl], the Titanic was built by professionals.
which one sank?------???

Life is the inevitable downfall of people you once knew

It is better to be hated for who you are than loved for who you are not ~Hot Topic sticker

Not all who wander are lost... they're just gamers searching for more food. ~Me paraphrasing Tolkein.

The Owl of Minerva flies only at night. ~Hegel

To love someone is painfull. to have them love back is bliss

such sweat bliss, this one kiss

love everyone and eventually someone will love you

these three quotes i just made myself i feel they are quite good

These are ones from my dad

You have to be friendly to have/make friends

I take a shower every two weeks whether I need one or not

I grow fuzz out of my bellybutton

Where were your last night? OR what did you do

And my favorite. "YOU'VE BEEN IN THAT SHOWER FOR OVER FIVE MINUTES, GET OUT OF THERE!!!

He doesn't say that one too often but its funny, He always makes me laugh. I don't sleep at home that much even though thats where my room and all my stuff is.

I know you can overwhelmed
I know you can be underwhelmed
But can you ever just be whelmed?
- 10 Things I Hate About You

NO

"Please pass the salt" ~Christopher Columbus

Every dog has its day - someone

there are only 5 great men in the world and 3 of them are hamburgers - hugo rune (your missing out on a lot if you aint read robert rankin)

A stair way to hell is better then no stair way at all - someone

Thanks to TV and for the convenience of TV, you can only be one of two kinds of human beings, either a liberal or a conservative.
- Kurt Vonnegut