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04-05-25 08:53 PM
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Suddenly you hear a knock against the window. You turn only to find, to your horror, a chicken staring at you. You realize that it is watching you desecrate the corpse of its friend. Startled, you drop the potato peeler you were using to trim the fat (because you are weird). It falls and hits your big toe, exposed through a hole in your dusty old sock. Your skin gets peeled off like the fat of the chicken and you pass out in shock, slowly bleeding to death. You are dead.

I'm eating a waffle while I walk through the park
Suddenly you hear a knock against the window. You turn only to find, to your horror, a chicken staring at you. You realize that it is watching you desecrate the corpse of its friend. Startled, you drop the potato peeler you were using to trim the fat (because you are weird). It falls and hits your big toe, exposed through a hole in your dusty old sock. Your skin gets peeled off like the fat of the chicken and you pass out in shock, slowly bleeding to death. You are dead.

I'm eating a waffle while I walk through the park


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Suddenly, an animal darts out from a bush, directly in front of where you are walking. It's only a rabbit, so no big deal, but it scares the bejeezus out of you. You trip over nothing in your panic and fall. The waffle gets lodged in your throat. You are choking. You can't breath. No one is around to see you. You try to call for help, but you can't, because people that are choking can't talk. The rabbit looks at you strangely, wondering why this human's face is so purple. You eventually run out of oxygen. You are dead.

I am grocery shopping.
Suddenly, an animal darts out from a bush, directly in front of where you are walking. It's only a rabbit, so no big deal, but it scares the bejeezus out of you. You trip over nothing in your panic and fall. The waffle gets lodged in your throat. You are choking. You can't breath. No one is around to see you. You try to call for help, but you can't, because people that are choking can't talk. The rabbit looks at you strangely, wondering why this human's face is so purple. You eventually run out of oxygen. You are dead.

I am grocery shopping.


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04-05-25 10:46 PM
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While you are grocery shopping, a kid is having fun on the shopping cart, and smashes into you, the you fall back, get a concussion, but don't realize, until you leave and start to drive, then you get in a car crash, and your car explodes sending you in the air, you fall back down on your head. You are dead.

I am on my phone.
While you are grocery shopping, a kid is having fun on the shopping cart, and smashes into you, the you fall back, get a concussion, but don't realize, until you leave and start to drive, then you get in a car crash, and your car explodes sending you in the air, you fall back down on your head. You are dead.

I am on my phone.


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You're lying in bed but you drop your phone on your face. Hard. You are dead.

I am writing my next review.
You're lying in bed but you drop your phone on your face. Hard. You are dead.

I am writing my next review.


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You finish your review but it's seen by someone who's extremely popular, toxic, and are unwilling to take criticism. You get harassed but refuse to take the "unfair" review down which leads to you getting doxxed the next day.

You are kidnapped from the comfort of your own home and never heard from again, you are dead.


On the bright side there will be some simming posters from people who think you might be alive looking for you.


I am in a wrestling match
You finish your review but it's seen by someone who's extremely popular, toxic, and are unwilling to take criticism. You get harassed but refuse to take the "unfair" review down which leads to you getting doxxed the next day.

You are kidnapped from the comfort of your own home and never heard from again, you are dead.


On the bright side there will be some simming posters from people who think you might be alive looking for you.


I am in a wrestling match


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04-07-25 10:42 PM
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In this particular wrestling event, there are no weight classes, and your opponent in 150 pounds heavier than you. You try your best, but you are clearly outmatched. He quickly pins you, and you are unable to move under his tremendous weight. In fact, his weight is so tremendous that it begins to crush your chest. Your ribs break, and puncture several crucial internal organs. You are dead.

I am roller skating at an indoor skating rink...
In this particular wrestling event, there are no weight classes, and your opponent in 150 pounds heavier than you. You try your best, but you are clearly outmatched. He quickly pins you, and you are unable to move under his tremendous weight. In fact, his weight is so tremendous that it begins to crush your chest. Your ribs break, and puncture several crucial internal organs. You are dead.

I am roller skating at an indoor skating rink...


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While you are roller skating, your wheel falls off, but you decide to get a new wheel, at the store, a robber comes in and takes all of the wheels, so you have to go to a different store, at that store you find the wheels, but then the roof collapses, but the wheels save you, so you go back home thinking everything is fine, you put the wheels on. you start skating, you twist your ankle so hard that you broke your leg, and then the wheel flies of the roller skating hitting you in the face so hard you get a concussion, and you sit there and die. You are dead

I ate a cookie.
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While you are roller skating, your wheel falls off, but you decide to get a new wheel, at the store, a robber comes in and takes all of the wheels, so you have to go to a different store, at that store you find the wheels, but then the roof collapses, but the wheels save you, so you go back home thinking everything is fine, you put the wheels on. you start skating, you twist your ankle so hard that you broke your leg, and then the wheel flies of the roller skating hitting you in the face so hard you get a concussion, and you sit there and die. You are dead

I ate a cookie.


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While the cookie didn't taste off at first, you learn later that someone had laced it with arsenic. A lethal amount of arsenic. You are dead.

I opened my window...
While the cookie didn't taste off at first, you learn later that someone had laced it with arsenic. A lethal amount of arsenic. You are dead.

I opened my window...


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A bird flies into your face and you stumble out the window and fall to your death.

I'm at the dentist.
A bird flies into your face and you stumble out the window and fall to your death.

I'm at the dentist.


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04-18-25 10:23 AM
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You are at the dentist, and then the people working on your teeth mess up and poke a vein, which makes you bleed, and so you move quickly because of the pain making them poke another vein, which kills you from the blood loss.

I'm trying to get my name on fire.
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You misunderstand the task and accidentally set your actual body on fire. You are dead.

I am cleaning my stove...
You misunderstand the task and accidentally set your actual body on fire. You are dead.

I am cleaning my stove...


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The stove turns on burning you in the process causing you to stuble back where you trip over a chair breaking your neck.

I'm at work sitting and posting.
The stove turns on burning you in the process causing you to stuble back where you trip over a chair breaking your neck.

I'm at work sitting and posting.


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Your chair broke and landed wrong meeting an unfortunate end.

I am drinking something.
Your chair broke and landed wrong meeting an unfortunate end.

I am drinking something.


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While you are drinking, the water goes up your nose, and then you can't breathe since your nose and mouth are filled with water. You are dead.

I made a post layout.
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While you are drinking, the water goes up your nose, and then you can't breathe since your nose and mouth are filled with water. You are dead.

I made a post layout.


I'm literally overheating ????

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That post layout is powered by skynet, who blasts a laser at your exact coords irl.

Im eating some crackers.
That post layout is powered by skynet, who blasts a laser at your exact coords irl.

Im eating some crackers.


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Unfortunately you don't have any water around, which is a terrible situation to be in when eating crackers. Your mouth is so dry, but you continue to chow down regardless. The chewed up crackers are like sawdust in your mouth. You cough once and it sets off a chain reaction. After the cough, your inhale causes the cracker dust to go directly down your throat. You're choking, and you have no water to help. No one is around to do the Heimlich maneuver. You are dead.

I am laying in bed...
Unfortunately you don't have any water around, which is a terrible situation to be in when eating crackers. Your mouth is so dry, but you continue to chow down regardless. The chewed up crackers are like sawdust in your mouth. You cough once and it sets off a chain reaction. After the cough, your inhale causes the cracker dust to go directly down your throat. You're choking, and you have no water to help. No one is around to do the Heimlich maneuver. You are dead.

I am laying in bed...


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While you are lying in bed, your blankets suddenly catch on fire, then you whole house burns down. You are dead.

I used ChatGPT.
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While you are lying in bed, your blankets suddenly catch on fire, then you whole house burns down. You are dead.

I used ChatGPT.


I'm literally overheating ????

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Your request was so convoluted that your PC overheated and exploded. You are dead.

I am walking down 53rd street.
Your request was so convoluted that your PC overheated and exploded. You are dead.

I am walking down 53rd street.


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You trip and fall into the road. A yellow taxi driver isn't paying attention and runs you over. You are dead.

I am brushing my teeth...
You trip and fall into the road. A yellow taxi driver isn't paying attention and runs you over. You are dead.

I am brushing my teeth...


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Your toothpaste was replaced with cake icing. Slowly your teeth decay and, as they always say, death creeps in through the gums. Your gum disease spreads to your brain and you die from disease.

I am sunbathing at the park, in an empty field.
Your toothpaste was replaced with cake icing. Slowly your teeth decay and, as they always say, death creeps in through the gums. Your gum disease spreads to your brain and you die from disease.

I am sunbathing at the park, in an empty field.


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