Being 29 years old, I have managed a number of doozies. Let me recant a few of my less flattering moments for your entertainment.

When I was fifteen, I got involved in a 'hobby' called backyard wrestling. That in of itself is a dumb idea. However, during my time participating in this dubious past time, I did several less than intelligent things. These included:
- Jumping off of the roof of a one story house unto another human being.
- Jumping off of the roof of a two story house unto a table.
- Jumping out of a third story window, aiming for a bile of boxes, and missing entirely. I got really lucky on this one. I could have died or broke my back or neck.
- Throwing another human being out that same third story window. This was weeks prior to the aforementioned incident. Thank goodness he hit the boxes.
- Hitting and getting hit in the head and shoulders with various items.
Fortunately, I only did that for about a year and a half. I got out before I ended up killing myself or causing long term damage.

I agreed to drop out of college and quit a good paying job because my girlfriend at the time wanted me to move with her so she could go to specific school of cosmetology. A little less than two years later, I catch her in bed with one of her male instructors. Nothing makes you feel more dumb than being duped by someone you love.

However, the one thing which I consider to be the dumbest thing I've ever done is this:
I went to an ATM machine. I was in a hurry and running short on time, so I grabbed my money and ran off. Unfortunately, I forgot to finish up the transaction, leaving my card in the machine and the ATM on the 'Do you want to make another transaction' screen. Fortunately, this particular ATM was set up to eat the card after about five seconds. So I dodged a huge bullet here, especially since I had just deposited the several thousand dollars that made up my student loan.