Granted, but it seems that it's full of bronze weaponry, as well as armor...Youch.

I wish that Mind of Mencia never, ever, came onto Comedy Central in the first place. Seriously, it was a heaping pile of nothing but unoriginal jokes that he stole from everybody else.

Oh man, this, right here folks, is an awesome thread. Let me post my ways

1. Find a pyramid of canned food right near some people, when they walk close, crash through it, then scream, "I'M GONNA SAVE US FROM THAT BOMB!" 10+ rep if someone jumps.

2. Get into a toy isle, get all the GI. Joe and Rescue Heroes you can find, and make a battle with poorly audible gun sounds and the like of epic proportions, bonus points if someone takes bets on the battle.

3.Buy an expensive item, like 50 bucks or so, and pay it all in pennies. Trust me, the people behind you get pissed off. Awesome Bonus points if you lose count.

4.Dart around the store, suspiciously, while humming the Mission Impossible theme. When someone spots you, scream out, "OH CRAP, THEY SPOTTED ME," then run away. Bonus points if you say, "MISSION FAILED, MISSION FAILED," while you're running away.

5.Tape yourself saying a bunch of inappropriate words for no reason, now, put it on a CD. Tomorrow, go to Wal-Mart, and go to the CD isles. You know what to do.

6. Superglue a fifty cent down onto a heavily populated area. Count how many people try to pick it up. Bonus points if you see someone struggle to get it.

7. When you go up to an isle, talk to the person about a useless topic, not giving you any of your items, like Robot Unicorn Attack. Bonus points if you do talk about Robot Unicorn Attack and you sing the song Erasure-Always.

I hope you have an awesome day at Wal-Mart

Oh, hey there. My name's Bludmeter (You can also call me Bloodmeta, if you'd like). The first thing you should know is that I have an advanced hold on the internet and forums, so yeah, I won't be problematic.

Second,and lastly, this place is awesome.

Either way, glad to meet your acquaintances.