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08-01-09 11:17 AM
| ID: 108247 | 135 Words
| ID: 108247 | 135 Words
Originally posted by Morsalbus Havent been able to get on the internet much lately, As for my display picture its not from halo its a pic a friend made for me a few years ago. Its a chaotic assassin hence why Chaos isnt there and only B1ade is, It was based in my old ragnarok online days i used to create chaos in the pvp rooms (player vs player) but mostly becuase i was known as ChaosB1ade. Originally posted by Morsalbus Havent been able to get on the internet much lately, As for my display picture its not from halo its a pic a friend made for me a few years ago. Its a chaotic assassin hence why Chaos isnt there and only B1ade is, It was based in my old ragnarok online days i used to create chaos in the pvp rooms (player vs player) but mostly becuase i was known as ChaosB1ade. |
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07-18-09 02:37 AM
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Hi, I wish to join aswell please. |
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07-09-09 12:54 AM
| ID: 104288 | 25 Words
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Sonic all the way. the one and only the origanal, his old games are still the best ive played. and ive never heard of shadow. |
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07-09-09 12:51 AM
| ID: 104287 | 15 Words
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I havent played the other DK games only the GB donkey kong and diddy kong. |
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07-09-09 12:48 AM
| ID: 104286 | 19 Words
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Pokemon FTW no way could mario beat pokemon. id rather run around as a pokemon trainer then a plumer. |
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07-09-09 12:45 AM
| ID: 104285 | 42 Words
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get RE5 i never enjoyed the other RE games cuase i couldnt get through the story. but i was surprised that i got through RE5 the story was pretty good so was the CO OP. was a realy enjoyable game to play. |
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06-21-09 05:53 AM
| ID: 99795 | 18 Words
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I like Darkrai becuase hes cool but ill stick with my all time favs pidgeot espeon and piplup. |
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06-20-09 05:20 AM
| ID: 99618 | 63 Words
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*day dreams about what pigeot espeon and piplup would look like following character* ahhhh
oh sorry. um yes ill totaly buy pokemon rusty bronze yes yes =O xD nah ill get either one since ive never played gold/silver/crystal ive played all the others thow xD *continues to day dream about pigeot espeon and piplup* huh? what there my favs xD long live pokemon!! oh sorry. um yes ill totaly buy pokemon rusty bronze yes yes =O xD nah ill get either one since ive never played gold/silver/crystal ive played all the others thow xD *continues to day dream about pigeot espeon and piplup* huh? what there my favs xD long live pokemon!! |
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03-25-09 07:45 AM
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yea and dont accept pills from ziggy they could be anything >.> |
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03-10-09 07:31 PM
| ID: 83197 | 27 Words
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granted. but you only see people gay fantasys
i wish someone would hunt sarah palin to show her what it feels like to be hunted down i wish someone would hunt sarah palin to show her what it feels like to be hunted down |
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Originally posted by ziggy ah thats the thing im not trying to make a zombie army im trying to make a demon army and im not trying to make a demon army becuase I ALL READY HAVE ONE MWAHAHAHAHAHA!! Originally posted by ziggy ah thats the thing im not trying to make a zombie army im trying to make a demon army and im not trying to make a demon army becuase I ALL READY HAVE ONE MWAHAHAHAHAHA!! |
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03-10-09 10:32 AM
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does it matter they are pretty much the same story just a couple of diffrent twists here and there. =/ |
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03-10-09 10:29 AM
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Originally posted by ziggy yup the japanese climb into trees and hide in thick grass and when your close enuff they scream BONZAI!! and even play dead lol the multiplayer isnt that bad its just cod4 with WW2 skins thats basicly it. im actaly getting sick of the multiplayer becuase all the glitchs in the game are put in on perpuse so treyarch wont be takeing them out ever! which totally ruins the game =[ that and people think i hack supposedly =/ Originally posted by ziggy yup the japanese climb into trees and hide in thick grass and when your close enuff they scream BONZAI!! and even play dead lol the multiplayer isnt that bad its just cod4 with WW2 skins thats basicly it. im actaly getting sick of the multiplayer becuase all the glitchs in the game are put in on perpuse so treyarch wont be takeing them out ever! which totally ruins the game =[ that and people think i hack supposedly =/ |
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03-10-09 10:22 AM
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welcome to the boards would you like a cookie? it has the power to transform you!! MWAHAHA! |
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03-10-09 10:19 AM
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Granted. but you never wake up from said sleep
I wish i was a wolf =D I wish i was a wolf =D |
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03-10-09 10:04 AM
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i vote werewolves becuase its the closest thing a man can be to being a wolf.
i love wolves <3 <3 <3 =D i love wolves <3 <3 <3 =D |
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Originally posted by ziggy actualy ziggy i hand out food to people to make them part of my demon army MWAHAHAHAHA!!!! Originally posted by ziggy actualy ziggy i hand out food to people to make them part of my demon army MWAHAHAHAHA!!!! |
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03-09-09 11:11 PM
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There once was a man who had a laser and fired it at the moon and as the alien spaceship saw this it turned and shot missiles at Barack Obama while he was intoxicated during his meeting with the Russians so he turned Super Saiyan 6 and grew extremely long hair which he used to shoot a kirby doll into the face of Osama Bin Laden who immediately exploded 5 feet from the white house, but small enough to penetrate the invisible pink wall which was immediately blown to bits.
Unfortunately, while he blasted energy balls at the nearby Pokemon convention he tripped and fell and hit ash in the balls. Ash wet himself and screamed for French world domination of meat products as his balls fell off. When Ash lost all hope, pikachu exploded sending massive electric currents through everyone. Obama's hair triumphed. Meanwhile in the mcnuggets appreciation club Ronald Mcdonald got arrested by the bathroom stalls for molesting young boys. He claimed he used protection, but the boys said the radiation suit had a hole, and now cancer cells infest Ronald's testicles as his lust for children grows. The doctor burst in laughter, then cut him an origami of orange flavoured paper which was poisonous. Through majestic facial dynamite powers, Mario saved the sad bald flying squirrel which then exploded into a cuddly teddy raptor jesus while eating a pink orange! Mario then threw his fiery testicles at Barack Obama who got incinerated. He recovered, then grabbed Osama's body and used it to kill himself. Ash started crying during Obama's inauguration. Obama magically reappeared in the shape he usually has under his skirt michelle forced him to hide under. His skirt, while weird, shoots lasers when he says: "I AM THESAURUS!". He did, and the meme began: "IMMA FIRIN MAH TESTICLES!!!!" and his skirt flew off. Out of the iron curtain, Stalin stole obama's body for secret candy. Obama's soul then screamed for Pikachu to kill ash in Vegeta's name. Obama took over Stalin's body and did a dance, killing mario instantly. With Stalin in no control, Obama decided to go to Alaska and freeze to death. Failing, he went to volcano island and threw in Michelle. Burning uncontrollably, he left her to eat cookies from the land-fill which was made of super AIDS, michelle died. Saddened, Barack married Mario's plunger and Luigi's favorite toilet sprouted mushrooms everywhere while Alaska exploded from spore poisoning. All the oil turned into a GIANT FLAMING PHOENIX, which ate Mario and killed Obama... and so the secret service found Ex President Bush commanding the aliens. They fired many scud missles into the alien mothership while a ninja resurrected obama, but the Russians declared the ninja's witchcraft to be anti-communist and fired nuclear weapons up his cloak while obama looked out the Russians' new motherlandship. Meanwhile in prison, Ronald planned escape. His plan involved Hillary and some of barack obama's special hot chilli: when digested it would cause spontaneous combustion. Ronald's next method would involve ponies who ate the flameboyant hot chili and crapped fireballs before bursting into flames. Sad to say it burnt Australia, but we hope that Ronald doesn't like rats because he has to enter the sewers completely naked. The next morning, Rasputin found raptor jesus and the awesomeness of Nacho Libre digging a hole during the day to get pokemon flavored livers tainted with grape jelly caused a global hysteria among emos who wore pink. The Grim Reaper was raped hard with mustard flavoured twiggy sticks. Somewhere over the Mediterrainian, way up high in the sky there was a spaceship refueling platform with BBQ sauce and "friendship sauce" which, when eaten, causes head inflation and red hair that melts acid. And he has two huge eyes, 7 pig noses and male genitalia. Ronald's bad day evolved and killed his pet sandwitch fluffy in hateful, disgustful, tastless acts of extreme basketweaving. The aliens decided that in order that they would stop this madness, they would need a large bunny made of wood. With a flaming ball of water they zagged mindofender into a corner. His head exploded on everyone. They cleaned up dogs' hair with his water bowl. Once the wooden bunny destroyed mars with its laser vision, everyone was happy until a red water buffalo killed Barny the dinosaur, and ate the prime minister of England of which cursed an apple tree into a fiery demise. This new era of anarchy and crap politics would end mans quest for a sickly plotted pizza pie plant that squirts BBQ bacon cheese pies. Giant Kangaroos attacked in revenge against marvin the martian who returned fire causing the earth to begin to grow facial hair Unfortunately, while he blasted energy balls at the nearby Pokemon convention he tripped and fell and hit ash in the balls. Ash wet himself and screamed for French world domination of meat products as his balls fell off. When Ash lost all hope, pikachu exploded sending massive electric currents through everyone. Obama's hair triumphed. Meanwhile in the mcnuggets appreciation club Ronald Mcdonald got arrested by the bathroom stalls for molesting young boys. He claimed he used protection, but the boys said the radiation suit had a hole, and now cancer cells infest Ronald's testicles as his lust for children grows. The doctor burst in laughter, then cut him an origami of orange flavoured paper which was poisonous. Through majestic facial dynamite powers, Mario saved the sad bald flying squirrel which then exploded into a cuddly teddy raptor jesus while eating a pink orange! Mario then threw his fiery testicles at Barack Obama who got incinerated. He recovered, then grabbed Osama's body and used it to kill himself. Ash started crying during Obama's inauguration. Obama magically reappeared in the shape he usually has under his skirt michelle forced him to hide under. His skirt, while weird, shoots lasers when he says: "I AM THESAURUS!". He did, and the meme began: "IMMA FIRIN MAH TESTICLES!!!!" and his skirt flew off. Out of the iron curtain, Stalin stole obama's body for secret candy. Obama's soul then screamed for Pikachu to kill ash in Vegeta's name. Obama took over Stalin's body and did a dance, killing mario instantly. With Stalin in no control, Obama decided to go to Alaska and freeze to death. Failing, he went to volcano island and threw in Michelle. Burning uncontrollably, he left her to eat cookies from the land-fill which was made of super AIDS, michelle died. Saddened, Barack married Mario's plunger and Luigi's favorite toilet sprouted mushrooms everywhere while Alaska exploded from spore poisoning. All the oil turned into a GIANT FLAMING PHOENIX, which ate Mario and killed Obama... and so the secret service found Ex President Bush commanding the aliens. They fired many scud missles into the alien mothership while a ninja resurrected obama, but the Russians declared the ninja's witchcraft to be anti-communist and fired nuclear weapons up his cloak while obama looked out the Russians' new motherlandship. Meanwhile in prison, Ronald planned escape. His plan involved Hillary and some of barack obama's special hot chilli: when digested it would cause spontaneous combustion. Ronald's next method would involve ponies who ate the flameboyant hot chili and crapped fireballs before bursting into flames. Sad to say it burnt Australia, but we hope that Ronald doesn't like rats because he has to enter the sewers completely naked. The next morning, Rasputin found raptor jesus and the awesomeness of Nacho Libre digging a hole during the day to get pokemon flavored livers tainted with grape jelly caused a global hysteria among emos who wore pink. The Grim Reaper was raped hard with mustard flavoured twiggy sticks. Somewhere over the Mediterrainian, way up high in the sky there was a spaceship refueling platform with BBQ sauce and "friendship sauce" which, when eaten, causes head inflation and red hair that melts acid. And he has two huge eyes, 7 pig noses and male genitalia. Ronald's bad day evolved and killed his pet sandwitch fluffy in hateful, disgustful, tastless acts of extreme basketweaving. The aliens decided that in order that they would stop this madness, they would need a large bunny made of wood. With a flaming ball of water they zagged mindofender into a corner. His head exploded on everyone. They cleaned up dogs' hair with his water bowl. Once the wooden bunny destroyed mars with its laser vision, everyone was happy until a red water buffalo killed Barny the dinosaur, and ate the prime minister of England of which cursed an apple tree into a fiery demise. This new era of anarchy and crap politics would end mans quest for a sickly plotted pizza pie plant that squirts BBQ bacon cheese pies. Giant Kangaroos attacked in revenge against marvin the martian who returned fire causing the earth to begin to grow facial hair |
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03-07-09 10:23 PM
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There once was a man who had a laser and fired it at the moon and as the alien spaceship saw this it turned and shot missiles at Barack Obama while he was intoxicated during his meeting with the Russians so he turned Super Saiyan 6 and grew extremely long hair which he used to shoot a kirby doll into the face of Osama Bin Laden who immediately exploded 5 feet from the white house, but small enough to penetrate the invisible pink wall which was immediately blown to bits.
Unfortunately, while he blasted energy balls at the nearby Pokemon convention he tripped and fell and hit ash in the balls. Ash wet himself and screamed for French world domination of meat products as his balls fell off. When Ash lost all hope, pikachu exploded sending massive electric currents through everyone. Obama's hair triumphed. Meanwhile in the mcnuggets appreciation club Ronald Mcdonald got arrested by the bathroom stalls for molesting young boys. He claimed he used protection, but the boys said the radiation suit had a hole, and now cancer cells infest Ronald's testicles as his lust for children grows. The doctor burst in laughter, then cut him an origami of orange flavoured paper which was poisonous. Through majestic facial dynamite powers, Mario saved the sad bald flying squirrel which then exploded into a cuddly teddy raptor jesus while eating a pink orange! Mario then threw his fiery testicles at Barack Obama who got incinerated. He recovered, then grabbed Osama's body and used it to kill himself. Ash started crying during Obama's inauguration. Obama magically reappeared in the shape he usually has under his skirt michelle forced him to hide under. His skirt, while weird, shoots lasers when he says: "I AM THESAURUS!". He did, and the meme began: "IMMA FIRIN MAH TESTICLES!!!!" and his skirt flew off. Out of the iron curtain, Stalin stole obama's body for secret candy. Obama's soul then screamed for Pikachu to kill ash in Vegeta's name. Obama took over Stalin's body and did a dance, killing mario instantly. With Stalin in no control, Obama decided to go to Alaska and freeze to death. Failing, he went to volcano island and threw in Michelle. Burning uncontrollably, he left her to eat cookies from the land-fill which was made of super AIDS, michelle died. Saddened, Barack married Mario's plunger and Luigi's favorite toilet sprouted mushrooms everywhere while Alaska exploded from spore poisoning. All the oil turned into a GIANT FLAMING PHOENIX, which ate Mario and killed Obama... and so the secret service found Ex President Bush commanding the aliens. They fired many scud missles into the alien mothership while a ninja resurrected obama, but the Russians declared the ninja's witchcraft to be anti-communist and fired nuclear weapons up his cloak while obama looked out the Russians' new motherlandship. Meanwhile in prison, Ronald planned escape. His plan involved Hillary and some of barack obama's special hot chilli: when digested it would cause spontaneous combustion. Ronald's next method would involve ponies who ate the flameboyant hot chili and crapped fireballs before bursting into flames. Sad to say it burnt Australia, but we hope that Ronald doesn't like rats because he has to enter the sewers completely naked. The next morning, Rasputin found raptor jesus and the awesomeness of Nacho Libre digging a hole during the day to get pokemon flavored livers tainted with grape jelly caused a global hysteria among emos who wore pink. The Grim Reaper was raped hard with mustard flavoured twiggy sticks. Somewhere over the Mediterrainian, way up high in the sky there was a spaceship refueling platform with BBQ sauce and "friendship sauce" which, when eaten, causes head inflation and red hair that melts acid. And he has two huge eyes, 7 pig noses and male genitalia. Ronald's bad day evolved and killed his pet sandwitch fluffy in hateful, disgustful, tastless acts of extreme basketweaving. The aliens decided that in order that they would stop this madness, they would need a large bunny made of wood. With a flaming ball of water they zagged mindofender into a corner. His head exploded on everyone. They cleaned up dogs' hair with his water bowl. Once the wooden bunny destroyed mars with its laser vision, everyone was happy until a red water buffalo killed Barny the dinosaur, and ate the prime minister of England of which cursed an apple tree into a fiery demise. This new era of anarchy and crap politics would end mans quest for a sickly plotted pizza pie plant that squirts BBQ bacon cheese pies. Giant Kangaroos attacked in revenge against marvin the martians Unfortunately, while he blasted energy balls at the nearby Pokemon convention he tripped and fell and hit ash in the balls. Ash wet himself and screamed for French world domination of meat products as his balls fell off. When Ash lost all hope, pikachu exploded sending massive electric currents through everyone. Obama's hair triumphed. Meanwhile in the mcnuggets appreciation club Ronald Mcdonald got arrested by the bathroom stalls for molesting young boys. He claimed he used protection, but the boys said the radiation suit had a hole, and now cancer cells infest Ronald's testicles as his lust for children grows. The doctor burst in laughter, then cut him an origami of orange flavoured paper which was poisonous. Through majestic facial dynamite powers, Mario saved the sad bald flying squirrel which then exploded into a cuddly teddy raptor jesus while eating a pink orange! Mario then threw his fiery testicles at Barack Obama who got incinerated. He recovered, then grabbed Osama's body and used it to kill himself. Ash started crying during Obama's inauguration. Obama magically reappeared in the shape he usually has under his skirt michelle forced him to hide under. His skirt, while weird, shoots lasers when he says: "I AM THESAURUS!". He did, and the meme began: "IMMA FIRIN MAH TESTICLES!!!!" and his skirt flew off. Out of the iron curtain, Stalin stole obama's body for secret candy. Obama's soul then screamed for Pikachu to kill ash in Vegeta's name. Obama took over Stalin's body and did a dance, killing mario instantly. With Stalin in no control, Obama decided to go to Alaska and freeze to death. Failing, he went to volcano island and threw in Michelle. Burning uncontrollably, he left her to eat cookies from the land-fill which was made of super AIDS, michelle died. Saddened, Barack married Mario's plunger and Luigi's favorite toilet sprouted mushrooms everywhere while Alaska exploded from spore poisoning. All the oil turned into a GIANT FLAMING PHOENIX, which ate Mario and killed Obama... and so the secret service found Ex President Bush commanding the aliens. They fired many scud missles into the alien mothership while a ninja resurrected obama, but the Russians declared the ninja's witchcraft to be anti-communist and fired nuclear weapons up his cloak while obama looked out the Russians' new motherlandship. Meanwhile in prison, Ronald planned escape. His plan involved Hillary and some of barack obama's special hot chilli: when digested it would cause spontaneous combustion. Ronald's next method would involve ponies who ate the flameboyant hot chili and crapped fireballs before bursting into flames. Sad to say it burnt Australia, but we hope that Ronald doesn't like rats because he has to enter the sewers completely naked. The next morning, Rasputin found raptor jesus and the awesomeness of Nacho Libre digging a hole during the day to get pokemon flavored livers tainted with grape jelly caused a global hysteria among emos who wore pink. The Grim Reaper was raped hard with mustard flavoured twiggy sticks. Somewhere over the Mediterrainian, way up high in the sky there was a spaceship refueling platform with BBQ sauce and "friendship sauce" which, when eaten, causes head inflation and red hair that melts acid. And he has two huge eyes, 7 pig noses and male genitalia. Ronald's bad day evolved and killed his pet sandwitch fluffy in hateful, disgustful, tastless acts of extreme basketweaving. The aliens decided that in order that they would stop this madness, they would need a large bunny made of wood. With a flaming ball of water they zagged mindofender into a corner. His head exploded on everyone. They cleaned up dogs' hair with his water bowl. Once the wooden bunny destroyed mars with its laser vision, everyone was happy until a red water buffalo killed Barny the dinosaur, and ate the prime minister of England of which cursed an apple tree into a fiery demise. This new era of anarchy and crap politics would end mans quest for a sickly plotted pizza pie plant that squirts BBQ bacon cheese pies. Giant Kangaroos attacked in revenge against marvin the martians |
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There once was a man who had a laser and fired it at the moon and as the alien spaceship saw this it turned and shot missiles at Barack Obama while he was intoxicated during his meeting with the Russians so he turned Super Saiyan 6 and grew extremely long hair which he used to shoot a kirby doll into the face of Osama Bin Laden who immediately exploded 5 feet from the white house, but small enough to penetrate the invisible pink wall which was immediately blown to bits.
Unfortunately, while he blasted energy balls at the nearby Pokemon convention he tripped and fell and hit ash in the balls. Ash wet himself and screamed for French world domination of meat products as his balls fell off. When Ash lost all hope, pikachu exploded sending massive electric currents through everyone. Obama's hair triumphed. Meanwhile in the mcnuggets appreciation club Ronald Mcdonald got arrested by the bathroom stalls for molesting young boys. He claimed he used protection, but the boys said the radiation suit had a hole, and now cancer cells infest Ronald's testicles as his lust for children grows. The doctor burst in laughter, then cut him an origami of orange flavoured paper which was poisonous. Through majestic facial dynamite powers, Mario saved the sad bald flying squirrel which then exploded into a cuddly teddy raptor jesus while eating a pink orange! Mario then threw his fiery testicles at Barack Obama who got incinerated. He recovered, then grabbed Osama's body and used it to kill himself. Ash started crying during Obama's inauguration. Obama magically reappeared in the shape he usually has under his skirt michelle forced him to hide under. His skirt, while weird, shoots lasers when he says: "I AM THESAURUS!". He did, and the meme began: "IMMA FIRIN MAH TESTICLES!!!!" and his skirt flew off. Out of the iron curtain, Stalin stole obama's body for secret candy. Obama's soul then screamed for Pikachu to kill ash in Vegeta's name. Obama took over Stalin's body and did a dance, killing mario instantly. With Stalin in no control, Obama decided to go to Alaska and freeze to death. Failing, he went to volcano island and threw in Michelle. Burning uncontrollably, he left her to eat cookies from the land-fill which was made of super AIDS, michelle died. Saddened, Barack married Mario's plunger and Luigi's favorite toilet sprouted mushrooms everywhere while Alaska exploded from spore poisoning. All the oil turned into a GIANT FLAMING PHOENIX, which ate Mario and killed Obama... and so the secret service found Ex President Bush commanding the aliens. They fired many scud missles into the alien mothership while a ninja resurrected obama, but the Russians declared the ninja's witchcraft to be anti-communist and fired nuclear weapons up his cloak while obama looked out the Russians' new motherlandship. Meanwhile in prison, Ronald planned escape. His plan involved Hillary and some of barack obama's special hot chilli: when digested it would cause spontaneous combustion. Ronald's next method would involve ponies who ate the flameboyant hot chili and crapped fireballs before bursting into flames. Sad to say it burnt Australia, but we hope that Ronald doesn't like rats because he has to enter the sewers completely naked. The next morning, Rasputin found raptor jesus and the awesomeness of Nacho Libre digging a hole during the day to get pokemon flavored livers tainted with grape jelly caused a global hysteria among emos who wore pink. The Grim Reaper was raped hard with mustard flavoured twiggy sticks. Somewhere over the Mediterrainian, way up high in the sky there was a spaceship refueling platform with BBQ sauce and "friendship sauce" which, when eaten, causes head inflation and red hair that melts acid. And he has two huge eyes, 7 pig noses and male genitalia. Ronald's bad day evolved and killed his pet sandwitch fluffy in hateful, disgustful, tastless acts of extreme basketweaving. The aliens decided that in order that they would stop this madness, they would need a large bunny made of wood. With a flaming ball of water they zagged mindofender into a corner. His head exploded on everyone. They cleaned up dogs' hair with his water bowl. Once the wooden bunny destroyed mars with its laser vision, everyone was happy until a red water buffalo killed Barny the dinosaur, and ate the prime minister of England of which cursed an apple tree into a fiery demise. This new era of anarchy and crap politics would end mans quest for a sickly plotted pizza pie plant that squirts BBQ bacon cheese pies. Giant Kangaroos attacked Unfortunately, while he blasted energy balls at the nearby Pokemon convention he tripped and fell and hit ash in the balls. Ash wet himself and screamed for French world domination of meat products as his balls fell off. When Ash lost all hope, pikachu exploded sending massive electric currents through everyone. Obama's hair triumphed. Meanwhile in the mcnuggets appreciation club Ronald Mcdonald got arrested by the bathroom stalls for molesting young boys. He claimed he used protection, but the boys said the radiation suit had a hole, and now cancer cells infest Ronald's testicles as his lust for children grows. The doctor burst in laughter, then cut him an origami of orange flavoured paper which was poisonous. Through majestic facial dynamite powers, Mario saved the sad bald flying squirrel which then exploded into a cuddly teddy raptor jesus while eating a pink orange! Mario then threw his fiery testicles at Barack Obama who got incinerated. He recovered, then grabbed Osama's body and used it to kill himself. Ash started crying during Obama's inauguration. Obama magically reappeared in the shape he usually has under his skirt michelle forced him to hide under. His skirt, while weird, shoots lasers when he says: "I AM THESAURUS!". He did, and the meme began: "IMMA FIRIN MAH TESTICLES!!!!" and his skirt flew off. Out of the iron curtain, Stalin stole obama's body for secret candy. Obama's soul then screamed for Pikachu to kill ash in Vegeta's name. Obama took over Stalin's body and did a dance, killing mario instantly. With Stalin in no control, Obama decided to go to Alaska and freeze to death. Failing, he went to volcano island and threw in Michelle. Burning uncontrollably, he left her to eat cookies from the land-fill which was made of super AIDS, michelle died. Saddened, Barack married Mario's plunger and Luigi's favorite toilet sprouted mushrooms everywhere while Alaska exploded from spore poisoning. All the oil turned into a GIANT FLAMING PHOENIX, which ate Mario and killed Obama... and so the secret service found Ex President Bush commanding the aliens. They fired many scud missles into the alien mothership while a ninja resurrected obama, but the Russians declared the ninja's witchcraft to be anti-communist and fired nuclear weapons up his cloak while obama looked out the Russians' new motherlandship. Meanwhile in prison, Ronald planned escape. His plan involved Hillary and some of barack obama's special hot chilli: when digested it would cause spontaneous combustion. Ronald's next method would involve ponies who ate the flameboyant hot chili and crapped fireballs before bursting into flames. Sad to say it burnt Australia, but we hope that Ronald doesn't like rats because he has to enter the sewers completely naked. The next morning, Rasputin found raptor jesus and the awesomeness of Nacho Libre digging a hole during the day to get pokemon flavored livers tainted with grape jelly caused a global hysteria among emos who wore pink. The Grim Reaper was raped hard with mustard flavoured twiggy sticks. Somewhere over the Mediterrainian, way up high in the sky there was a spaceship refueling platform with BBQ sauce and "friendship sauce" which, when eaten, causes head inflation and red hair that melts acid. And he has two huge eyes, 7 pig noses and male genitalia. Ronald's bad day evolved and killed his pet sandwitch fluffy in hateful, disgustful, tastless acts of extreme basketweaving. The aliens decided that in order that they would stop this madness, they would need a large bunny made of wood. With a flaming ball of water they zagged mindofender into a corner. His head exploded on everyone. They cleaned up dogs' hair with his water bowl. Once the wooden bunny destroyed mars with its laser vision, everyone was happy until a red water buffalo killed Barny the dinosaur, and ate the prime minister of England of which cursed an apple tree into a fiery demise. This new era of anarchy and crap politics would end mans quest for a sickly plotted pizza pie plant that squirts BBQ bacon cheese pies. Giant Kangaroos attacked |
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