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04-12-05 12:55 AM
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WhiteRose
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Apology: I am now stuck in renfair mode, those who know me know what that means.


Huzzah! Rejoice one and all, for I come bearing great news, or at least it seems in my own opinion. I have at last had the opportunity to visit the Garden of Pan in Long Beach. It was a most spectacular sight. The paintings on the wall and the decor really add to the ambiance of the place, as my cousin Pockets can back my word on this. While I have only tried two of their smoothies, they were delicious and I want to go back and taste more. Great little place for any pagan or fantasy lover or anyone who wants to try a new atmosphere.
Apology: I am now stuck in renfair mode, those who know me know what that means.


Huzzah! Rejoice one and all, for I come bearing great news, or at least it seems in my own opinion. I have at last had the opportunity to visit the Garden of Pan in Long Beach. It was a most spectacular sight. The paintings on the wall and the decor really add to the ambiance of the place, as my cousin Pockets can back my word on this. While I have only tried two of their smoothies, they were delicious and I want to go back and taste more. Great little place for any pagan or fantasy lover or anyone who wants to try a new atmosphere.

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04-09-05 10:52 PM
| ID: 24658 | 71 Words

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The college I attend (same as Elara and Pockets) has a pagan club. They are holding a mayday fair on the fourth. Elara, my boyfriend and I will be readers there and there will also be dancing and music and all sorts of stuff on campus. Seems like it's going to be a lot of fun. Does anyone know of other places that hold tings like this open to the public?
The college I attend (same as Elara and Pockets) has a pagan club. They are holding a mayday fair on the fourth. Elara, my boyfriend and I will be readers there and there will also be dancing and music and all sorts of stuff on campus. Seems like it's going to be a lot of fun. Does anyone know of other places that hold tings like this open to the public?

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04-05-05 12:10 AM
| ID: 24204 | 68 Words

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*WhiteRose just smirks about the response she gets, thinking the same could be said for her, but decides not to air it and just let actions later speak for themselves* "Well I'm glad your arm is fine, you seem to respond well to druid healing, so it came out better than I thought. As soon as we all get here, we can move on. The sooner the better."
*WhiteRose just smirks about the response she gets, thinking the same could be said for her, but decides not to air it and just let actions later speak for themselves* "Well I'm glad your arm is fine, you seem to respond well to druid healing, so it came out better than I thought. As soon as we all get here, we can move on. The sooner the better."

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04-05-05 12:06 AM
| ID: 24203 | 141 Words

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Originally posted by Elara
Well, so far it looks like Beltane shall be celebrated with a trip to Ren Fair... we so need to get in on a May Pole dance!

From what I have read/seen, Druids and Wiccans follow the same calender as far as sabbats are concerned, with the season changes being the lesser 4 of the 8 on the Wheel. Beltane (along with Imbolc, Lughnasdah, and Samhain) are the major 4. Double check with your info to make sure, but I'm pretty sure about this.


Indeed we must!Not to mentione we might get a may pole for the senate banquet, we stil need to talk about it though.

As for your infor, I belive your correct. Those holidays are explaind in my Druid Magic book...which Pockets has.

Here's a simple picture of the Wheel of the Year:
http://www.mindspring.com/~stardancer/
Originally posted by Elara
Well, so far it looks like Beltane shall be celebrated with a trip to Ren Fair... we so need to get in on a May Pole dance!

From what I have read/seen, Druids and Wiccans follow the same calender as far as sabbats are concerned, with the season changes being the lesser 4 of the 8 on the Wheel. Beltane (along with Imbolc, Lughnasdah, and Samhain) are the major 4. Double check with your info to make sure, but I'm pretty sure about this.


Indeed we must!Not to mentione we might get a may pole for the senate banquet, we stil need to talk about it though.

As for your infor, I belive your correct. Those holidays are explaind in my Druid Magic book...which Pockets has.

Here's a simple picture of the Wheel of the Year:
http://www.mindspring.com/~stardancer/

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03-30-05 12:40 AM
| ID: 23612 | 42 Words

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*WhiteRose gives Andy an odd look* "You sould ask before you assume young one. We will discuss the matter of helping you after we are done here. Nature needs us right now." *she turns back to Rhyven* "So, where is everyone else?"
*WhiteRose gives Andy an odd look* "You sould ask before you assume young one. We will discuss the matter of helping you after we are done here. Nature needs us right now." *she turns back to Rhyven* "So, where is everyone else?"

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03-30-05 12:37 AM
| ID: 23611 | 99 Words

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AH! My book! I wondered where that went. But yes.

Also, wanted to mention this cute little book we carry at the bookstore where I work that is good to teach children the beginings of herbalism.

The books is called My Nana's Remedies. It's such a cute book, bilingual at that. It's from the point of view of a little girl and she talk about how in different situations he granmother uses different herbs and such to cure diferent things. Then at the end there is a small index about basic herbs. I actually want to get that book.
AH! My book! I wondered where that went. But yes.

Also, wanted to mention this cute little book we carry at the bookstore where I work that is good to teach children the beginings of herbalism.

The books is called My Nana's Remedies. It's such a cute book, bilingual at that. It's from the point of view of a little girl and she talk about how in different situations he granmother uses different herbs and such to cure diferent things. Then at the end there is a small index about basic herbs. I actually want to get that book.

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03-28-05 10:57 PM
| ID: 23449 | 39 Words

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Don't remember if I have posted of pic of myself here yet, but incase I have here you go
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v477/WhiteRose83183/RosyClose-up.jpg

Just took it late last year, only difference now is my hair is a bit longer, but not much.
Don't remember if I have posted of pic of myself here yet, but incase I have here you go
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v477/WhiteRose83183/RosyClose-up.jpg

Just took it late last year, only difference now is my hair is a bit longer, but not much.

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03-28-05 10:53 PM
| ID: 23447 | 15 Words

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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v477/WhiteRose83183/desktop.jpg

Tada...hey, that looks familiar. *looks around at her layout*...ok, so I like the pic.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v477/WhiteRose83183/desktop.jpg

Tada...hey, that looks familiar. *looks around at her layout*...ok, so I like the pic.

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03-28-05 10:44 PM
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Very hard for me to say what my favorite animal is, but the closest thing would have to be tigers. There is just something about them that always grabs my attention, especially white tigers. Absolutly breath taking.
Very hard for me to say what my favorite animal is, but the closest thing would have to be tigers. There is just something about them that always grabs my attention, especially white tigers. Absolutly breath taking.

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03-28-05 10:39 PM
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*WhiteRose sleeps in a little later than expected, but not enough to keep the entire group waiting. She grabs her stuff and walks out, meeting up with Rhyven and spotting a new person with them* "Good morning Rhyven, how are you this morning? Is the arm healing up well?" *she looks over the human with him* "And who is this? Do we have yet another person to help us on our mission?"
*WhiteRose sleeps in a little later than expected, but not enough to keep the entire group waiting. She grabs her stuff and walks out, meeting up with Rhyven and spotting a new person with them* "Good morning Rhyven, how are you this morning? Is the arm healing up well?" *she looks over the human with him* "And who is this? Do we have yet another person to help us on our mission?"

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03-28-05 10:17 PM
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Anybody here work with herbs? Either using them as incense, teas, making oils or anthing along the lines of that. Aside from teas at home, really haven't had a chance to work on them, though I would love to. Great book for herb magic is one my Scott Cunningham called "The Complete Book of Incense, Oils & Brews". It's a really good book with all sorts of recepies for all sorts of occasion you can think of.
Anybody here work with herbs? Either using them as incense, teas, making oils or anthing along the lines of that. Aside from teas at home, really haven't had a chance to work on them, though I would love to. Great book for herb magic is one my Scott Cunningham called "The Complete Book of Incense, Oils & Brews". It's a really good book with all sorts of recepies for all sorts of occasion you can think of.

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03-27-05 01:01 AM
| ID: 23234 | 64 Words

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Same goes for me, the more I get to know an animal, the stronger the connection gets. I kinda have weka connections with most animals and trees, but I have to work on them to make is stronger, usually by talking to the creature/plant. Then there is the little ghost girl in my house who I still need to find out who she is.
Same goes for me, the more I get to know an animal, the stronger the connection gets. I kinda have weka connections with most animals and trees, but I have to work on them to make is stronger, usually by talking to the creature/plant. Then there is the little ghost girl in my house who I still need to find out who she is.

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03-18-05 01:07 AM
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I've always been intrigued by Buddhism. Probably because in many respects it's much like Druidry. However, I was not aware of the classifications. I'm not quite sure what you mean by that. Can you explain that a little better and give some examples? Please?
I've always been intrigued by Buddhism. Probably because in many respects it's much like Druidry. However, I was not aware of the classifications. I'm not quite sure what you mean by that. Can you explain that a little better and give some examples? Please?

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03-15-05 12:51 AM
| ID: 21177 | 44 Words

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Yay! THe person who realted to, yet is not because her brother is my cousin but not really! Well welcome to the other place I waste time...I mean, to my other home...yeah. Well welcome, hope to see you post arounf here a lot.
Yay! THe person who realted to, yet is not because her brother is my cousin but not really! Well welcome to the other place I waste time...I mean, to my other home...yeah. Well welcome, hope to see you post arounf here a lot.

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03-13-05 04:30 PM
| ID: 20975 | 25 Words

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Same place as the first Elara. I found it at http://www.ladyoftheearth.com. There are very funny things there under humor, I might post more later on.
Same place as the first Elara. I found it at http://www.ladyoftheearth.com. There are very funny things there under humor, I might post more later on.

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03-13-05 04:26 PM
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Hmmm, so, lets throw out some ideas about what we can to for Beltain. I belive it's one of the more important one for Druids as well. It would be ncie to have a little some with fellow pagans, or non pagans for that mater if they wish to join.
Hmmm, so, lets throw out some ideas about what we can to for Beltain. I belive it's one of the more important one for Druids as well. It would be ncie to have a little some with fellow pagans, or non pagans for that mater if they wish to join.

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03-12-05 12:34 AM
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*WhiteRose nods. She glances around out of habit when indoors* Sounds like plan. I'm a bit tired for some reason.
*WhiteRose nods. She glances around out of habit when indoors* Sounds like plan. I'm a bit tired for some reason.

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03-12-05 12:24 AM
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Here are some funny little things having to do with Pagans. Remember people this is all jokes. Life is no fun if you can't laugh at yourself.

On-Line Coven Initiation Ritual Log

I wrote this as stress relief. A very heated argument was occurring in my Pagan Realm
e-group" , and I got tired of arguing and correcting people about what I really said and
didn't say... Any way, this helped me to get my sense of humor back..

Oh, and by the way..
THIS IS A JOKE PEOPLE!


Blessings!
Tarty
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HPS>> Before we start our initiation ritual, I have an announcement. Fluffy Moon Ferret
has totally burned out her hard drive and probably won't be able to get back on line for at
least two weeks
EAST>> Darn! She was going to teach us how to make cyber corn dollies next week [:-(]
HP>> Can I suggest that we table this and get down to business?
EAST>>Yes, sorry
HP>> We're about to start the initiation ritual. Is everyone ready?
WEST>> Present
EAST>> Ready
SOUTH>>Roger
INITIATE>> I am ready

~~(1 minute pause)~~

HPS>> North?

~~(1 minute pause)~~

HP>>NORTH??
NORTH>>Sorry, I had to reboot
HPS>> Ok, we are all here. Initiate, are you skyclad and ready?
INITIATE>> Not yet-- hold on, I need to get a pillow
HP>>Pillow?
INITIATE>>Yes, I have a metal chair here at my desk. OK-- BRB

~~(2 minute pause)~~

INITIATE>> Ok, I am ready and skyclad
HPS>>Good, now do you have the cord?
INITIATE>> Yes, I have an orange one I got on sale at the fabric store today, is that ok?
HP>>It will have to do. OK, now, tie your hands behind your back, then bring the cord up
around your neck...
INITIATE>>Ummm.... I can't do that by myself..
HPS>>Do you have anyone there to help you?
INITIATE>>Only my mom, but she would kill me if she knew what I was doing in here
HP>>OK, forget the cord. Do you have the blindfold?
INITIATE>>Yes, I do
HPS>>OK, put the blindfold on and don't peek while we cast the circle. Give us about
four minutes
INITIATE>>OK, I'm going to put the blindfold on now, how will I know when you are
ready for me?
HP>>Do you have an alarm clock?
INITIATE>>Yes, but it's in my room
HP>>Can you go get it?
INITIATE>>Yes, but I'd have to put my clothes on-- my mom is in the next room
HPS>>Never mind, just put on the blindfold and count to 240
INITIATE>>OK

~~(4 minute pause)~~

HPS>> Initiate?

~~(1 minute pause)

HP>>INITIATE??
HPS>>Maybe he got disconnected?
INITIATE>>I am here-- are you ready for me?
HPS>>Yes, the circle is cast. Do you have your sword?
INITIATE>>Sword?
HP>>Yes, while you imagine that I am holding my sword with the tip against your heart I
want you to hold your sword in the same way
INITIATE>>I don't have a sword..
HP>>Do you have an athame?
INITIATE>>no..
HP>>Do you have anything sharp in there?
INITIATE>>There's a pen on the desk..
HP>>Ok, point the pen at your heart
INITIATE>>OK
HP>>How do you enter this circle?
INITIATE>>In perfect love and perfect trust
HPS>>Good, now I need to whisper the sacred words to you
INITIATE>>whisper?
HPS>>Yes, do you have two phone lines? I can call you with them
INITIATE>>No, only one
HPS>>Ok, I'll e-mail them to you BRB

**HPS has left the chat room**
~~(1 minute pause)~~
**HPS has joined the chat room**

HPS>>Ok, I mailed them
INITIATE>>OK, I'll go look

**INITIATE has left the chat room**
~~(1 minute pause)~~
**INITIATE has joined the chatroom**


INITIATE>>I can't get into my hotmail-- I keep getting a message that the servers are
down
HPS>>OK, you can get them later. Now imagine that I am pushing you from behind into
the circle
INITIATE>>from behind?
HPS>>Yes, kinda like you are tilted, I am holding on to the cord. Oh wait.. no cord.. ok,
just pretend I am pushing you into the circle
INITIATE>>Ok
HPS>>Now we are going to go around the circle three times.
INITIATE>>OK

~~(1 minute pause)~~

HPS>>Now we're stopping in front of the altar and I am holding the scourge

INITIATE>>OK
HP>>You must kneel at the altar while the High Priestess scourges you
INITIATE>>Do you want me to imagine that I am kneeling in front of the altar or do you
really want me to kneel in front of my computer?
HP>>Can you kneel and still see the screen?
HPS>>If he kneels he must also put his head down on the floor
HP>>Well, I guess he can't kneel then
HPS>>Yes, he can, I have an idea. Initiate--kneel and put your head to the floor and
imagine that I am scourging you
INITIATE>>OK
HPS>>I am now scourging you

~~(2 minute pause)~~

HPS>>Initiate you must now scourge me twice as many times

~~(1 minute pause)

HPS>>Initiate?
HP>>INITIATE???
INITATE>> I am here, now what do I need to do?
HP>>You must imagine that you are scourging the High Priestess
WEST>>I need to go-- the baby woke up and needs to be fed
HP>>Can you feed him at the computer?
WEST>>Yes, I'll bring him back here with me. North, can you cut me a door?

~~( 1 minute pause)~~

WEST>>I really need to go-- the baby is crying
HP>>NORTH??
NORTH>>Sorry, I had to reboot
HP>>Can you cut West a door? NOW?
NORTH>>OK, all set

**WEST has left the chatroom**

HPS>> Ok, should we continue or wait until West comes back?
SOUTH>>I think we should continue
EAST>>We should wait

**WEST has joined the chatroom**

WEST>>I am back, North can you cut me back in?

~~( 1 minute pause)~~

HP>>NORTH!!!
NORTH>>Sorry, I had to reboot. West you are all set
HP>>Ok, where were we?
HPS>>The initiate has to scourge me. I am going to kneel down
here now, and imagine that he is plying the scourge
INITIATE>>Ok, I am imagining that I am scourging the High Priestess

~~( 2 minute pause)~~

INITIATE>>I am done
HP>>Priestess?

~~(1 minute pause)~~

HPS>>I need to go right now
HP>>Why? We are not finished here
HPS>>I banged my head on the desk when I got up-- hard-- I am bleeding all over my
computer. I need to go to the ER for stitches

**HPS has left the chatroom**

HP>>OK, we'll make this a healing circle instead
INITIATE>>I have to go too, my mom is in the hallway screaming and wants to know
what I am doing

**INITIATE has left the chatroom**

HP>> OK, everyone go light candles and we'll try to do this again tomorrow night
**Chatroom closed**

Logging off 2-15-01 01:32:41 am EST
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YOU KNOW SOMEONE IS NEW TO PAGANISM IF THEY THINK THAT...

CHRYSTAL CLEANSING is done with windex.

LAY LINES happen at the airports in Hawaii

A DOLMAN is a new brand of banana

APHRODITE is a type of pre-historic bird

CASTING is done with a fishing line or on a set in Hollywood

WHEEL OF FORTUNE is a game show with Vanna White

CYCLES have to do with your washing maching and when to add fabric softner

A BOOK OF SHADOWS contains shilouettes of friends and family members

ARCHETYPES are a type of building structure

A QUARTER is $.25 and buys a cop of coffee (and obviousily, these people have
not been out in awhile)

PAN is something to fry food in

The BLESSED BE is the God of Insects

The only way to get into a CIRCLE is to have the right of way

HANDFASTING is eating without utensils

A BRAZIER is support wear for women

CHARGING is done with a credit card or a battery

SKYCLAD is a shade of blue clothing

DEMETER is a place to park your car downtown

A TRAD is a type of geometric figure

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I Remember when I found the first one. I sent it to Elara. We both found it hilarious.



Here are some funny little things having to do with Pagans. Remember people this is all jokes. Life is no fun if you can't laugh at yourself.

On-Line Coven Initiation Ritual Log

I wrote this as stress relief. A very heated argument was occurring in my Pagan Realm
e-group" , and I got tired of arguing and correcting people about what I really said and
didn't say... Any way, this helped me to get my sense of humor back..

Oh, and by the way..
THIS IS A JOKE PEOPLE!


Blessings!
Tarty
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


HPS>> Before we start our initiation ritual, I have an announcement. Fluffy Moon Ferret
has totally burned out her hard drive and probably won't be able to get back on line for at
least two weeks
EAST>> Darn! She was going to teach us how to make cyber corn dollies next week [:-(]
HP>> Can I suggest that we table this and get down to business?
EAST>>Yes, sorry
HP>> We're about to start the initiation ritual. Is everyone ready?
WEST>> Present
EAST>> Ready
SOUTH>>Roger
INITIATE>> I am ready

~~(1 minute pause)~~

HPS>> North?

~~(1 minute pause)~~

HP>>NORTH??
NORTH>>Sorry, I had to reboot
HPS>> Ok, we are all here. Initiate, are you skyclad and ready?
INITIATE>> Not yet-- hold on, I need to get a pillow
HP>>Pillow?
INITIATE>>Yes, I have a metal chair here at my desk. OK-- BRB

~~(2 minute pause)~~

INITIATE>> Ok, I am ready and skyclad
HPS>>Good, now do you have the cord?
INITIATE>> Yes, I have an orange one I got on sale at the fabric store today, is that ok?
HP>>It will have to do. OK, now, tie your hands behind your back, then bring the cord up
around your neck...
INITIATE>>Ummm.... I can't do that by myself..
HPS>>Do you have anyone there to help you?
INITIATE>>Only my mom, but she would kill me if she knew what I was doing in here
HP>>OK, forget the cord. Do you have the blindfold?
INITIATE>>Yes, I do
HPS>>OK, put the blindfold on and don't peek while we cast the circle. Give us about
four minutes
INITIATE>>OK, I'm going to put the blindfold on now, how will I know when you are
ready for me?
HP>>Do you have an alarm clock?
INITIATE>>Yes, but it's in my room
HP>>Can you go get it?
INITIATE>>Yes, but I'd have to put my clothes on-- my mom is in the next room
HPS>>Never mind, just put on the blindfold and count to 240
INITIATE>>OK

~~(4 minute pause)~~

HPS>> Initiate?

~~(1 minute pause)

HP>>INITIATE??
HPS>>Maybe he got disconnected?
INITIATE>>I am here-- are you ready for me?
HPS>>Yes, the circle is cast. Do you have your sword?
INITIATE>>Sword?
HP>>Yes, while you imagine that I am holding my sword with the tip against your heart I
want you to hold your sword in the same way
INITIATE>>I don't have a sword..
HP>>Do you have an athame?
INITIATE>>no..
HP>>Do you have anything sharp in there?
INITIATE>>There's a pen on the desk..
HP>>Ok, point the pen at your heart
INITIATE>>OK
HP>>How do you enter this circle?
INITIATE>>In perfect love and perfect trust
HPS>>Good, now I need to whisper the sacred words to you
INITIATE>>whisper?
HPS>>Yes, do you have two phone lines? I can call you with them
INITIATE>>No, only one
HPS>>Ok, I'll e-mail them to you BRB

**HPS has left the chat room**
~~(1 minute pause)~~
**HPS has joined the chat room**

HPS>>Ok, I mailed them
INITIATE>>OK, I'll go look

**INITIATE has left the chat room**
~~(1 minute pause)~~
**INITIATE has joined the chatroom**


INITIATE>>I can't get into my hotmail-- I keep getting a message that the servers are
down
HPS>>OK, you can get them later. Now imagine that I am pushing you from behind into
the circle
INITIATE>>from behind?
HPS>>Yes, kinda like you are tilted, I am holding on to the cord. Oh wait.. no cord.. ok,
just pretend I am pushing you into the circle
INITIATE>>Ok
HPS>>Now we are going to go around the circle three times.
INITIATE>>OK

~~(1 minute pause)~~

HPS>>Now we're stopping in front of the altar and I am holding the scourge

INITIATE>>OK
HP>>You must kneel at the altar while the High Priestess scourges you
INITIATE>>Do you want me to imagine that I am kneeling in front of the altar or do you
really want me to kneel in front of my computer?
HP>>Can you kneel and still see the screen?
HPS>>If he kneels he must also put his head down on the floor
HP>>Well, I guess he can't kneel then
HPS>>Yes, he can, I have an idea. Initiate--kneel and put your head to the floor and
imagine that I am scourging you
INITIATE>>OK
HPS>>I am now scourging you

~~(2 minute pause)~~

HPS>>Initiate you must now scourge me twice as many times

~~(1 minute pause)

HPS>>Initiate?
HP>>INITIATE???
INITATE>> I am here, now what do I need to do?
HP>>You must imagine that you are scourging the High Priestess
WEST>>I need to go-- the baby woke up and needs to be fed
HP>>Can you feed him at the computer?
WEST>>Yes, I'll bring him back here with me. North, can you cut me a door?

~~( 1 minute pause)~~

WEST>>I really need to go-- the baby is crying
HP>>NORTH??
NORTH>>Sorry, I had to reboot
HP>>Can you cut West a door? NOW?
NORTH>>OK, all set

**WEST has left the chatroom**

HPS>> Ok, should we continue or wait until West comes back?
SOUTH>>I think we should continue
EAST>>We should wait

**WEST has joined the chatroom**

WEST>>I am back, North can you cut me back in?

~~( 1 minute pause)~~

HP>>NORTH!!!
NORTH>>Sorry, I had to reboot. West you are all set
HP>>Ok, where were we?
HPS>>The initiate has to scourge me. I am going to kneel down
here now, and imagine that he is plying the scourge
INITIATE>>Ok, I am imagining that I am scourging the High Priestess

~~( 2 minute pause)~~

INITIATE>>I am done
HP>>Priestess?

~~(1 minute pause)~~

HPS>>I need to go right now
HP>>Why? We are not finished here
HPS>>I banged my head on the desk when I got up-- hard-- I am bleeding all over my
computer. I need to go to the ER for stitches

**HPS has left the chatroom**

HP>>OK, we'll make this a healing circle instead
INITIATE>>I have to go too, my mom is in the hallway screaming and wants to know
what I am doing

**INITIATE has left the chatroom**

HP>> OK, everyone go light candles and we'll try to do this again tomorrow night
**Chatroom closed**

Logging off 2-15-01 01:32:41 am EST
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YOU KNOW SOMEONE IS NEW TO PAGANISM IF THEY THINK THAT...

CHRYSTAL CLEANSING is done with windex.

LAY LINES happen at the airports in Hawaii

A DOLMAN is a new brand of banana

APHRODITE is a type of pre-historic bird

CASTING is done with a fishing line or on a set in Hollywood

WHEEL OF FORTUNE is a game show with Vanna White

CYCLES have to do with your washing maching and when to add fabric softner

A BOOK OF SHADOWS contains shilouettes of friends and family members

ARCHETYPES are a type of building structure

A QUARTER is $.25 and buys a cop of coffee (and obviousily, these people have
not been out in awhile)

PAN is something to fry food in

The BLESSED BE is the God of Insects

The only way to get into a CIRCLE is to have the right of way

HANDFASTING is eating without utensils

A BRAZIER is support wear for women

CHARGING is done with a credit card or a battery

SKYCLAD is a shade of blue clothing

DEMETER is a place to park your car downtown

A TRAD is a type of geometric figure

***********************************************************************

I Remember when I found the first one. I sent it to Elara. We both found it hilarious.





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I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
Member

Affected by 'Laziness Syndrome'

Registered: 02-28-05
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03-12-05 12:17 AM
| ID: 20888 | 90 Words

WhiteRose
Level: 22


POSTS: 52/70
POST EXP: 13409
LVL EXP: 51562
CP: 9.0
VIZ: 2440

I thought it would be kinda of cool to kinda put together spells that we would like to chair with the rest of us. Sort of like an online books of shadows so to speak. About the only limits here is I don't want any negative spells or love spells. To clarify on the love spells, I mean spells to force a specific person to "fall in love" with you. Just very unatural to me. Aside from that, most are welcome. I'm still looking around for one to post up.
I thought it would be kinda of cool to kinda put together spells that we would like to chair with the rest of us. Sort of like an online books of shadows so to speak. About the only limits here is I don't want any negative spells or love spells. To clarify on the love spells, I mean spells to force a specific person to "fall in love" with you. Just very unatural to me. Aside from that, most are welcome. I'm still looking around for one to post up.

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I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
Member

Affected by 'Laziness Syndrome'

Registered: 02-28-05
Location: My own little world
Last Post: 7709 days
Last Active: 7646 days

03-12-05 12:14 AM
| ID: 20887 | 51 Words

WhiteRose
Level: 22


POSTS: 51/70
POST EXP: 13409
LVL EXP: 51562
CP: 9.0
VIZ: 2440

*Sighs* Sadly I join you ladies in my limit. Because of that, I generally completly forget the days and they pass without me realizing it, except for having prophetic dreams usually. I really need to keep an eye on the days. Maybe we can plan like an online celebreation or something.
*Sighs* Sadly I join you ladies in my limit. Because of that, I generally completly forget the days and they pass without me realizing it, except for having prophetic dreams usually. I really need to keep an eye on the days. Maybe we can plan like an online celebreation or something.

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I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
Member

Affected by 'Laziness Syndrome'

Registered: 02-28-05
Location: My own little world
Last Post: 7709 days
Last Active: 7646 days

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