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01-22-13 03:27 PM
| ID: 728851 | 91 Words
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Diablo II, Minecraft, and Starcraft 1&2. I've made like 20 different characters in Diablo II, beat Diablo II several times, and still play it all the time. I've also made hundreds of places in Minecraft just so I could blow them to bits with TNT strips, including a giant tree-house that was forged entirely out of TNT. It blew up so much it crashed the game. and I just like to play Starcraft a lot. Especially with cheats while playing as the Protoss on custom maps. Too much fun right there. |
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01-22-13 03:07 PM
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An Xbox 360, a Wii, a Nintendo 64, and a PlayStation 2. That's about it. They all work fine, too. a Wii, a Nintendo 64, and a PlayStation 2. That's about it. They all work fine, too. |
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01-22-13 02:54 PM
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Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword. I played through it 3 times just to get used to how incredible it was. It's just too good to be true, and I can't believe its capabilities, and performance. 10/10. I'd play through it any day. |
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01-22-13 02:46 PM
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The last game I beat was Mass Effect 1, and I'm currently playing through Mass Effect 2. |
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01-15-13 06:29 AM
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I've been using Chrome ever since I got a computer. I only switched to Firefox once to see if Vizzed would run faster since David uses it. But then David updated Vizzed with more speed so there was no reason to have Firefox anymore, so I went back to Chrome and haven't switched since. |
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01-14-13 03:22 PM
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Ronald, obviously. Imagine some clown running up to your kids saying "hey, kiddies! Want some of my burgers?" and then he proceeds to hand out processed beef-products. All that's left is for him to ask your kids to get in the van. |
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01-14-13 06:43 AM
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01-13-13 12:01 PM
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Before: PartyxRocked.
Elbow: p;[azSfgrtgyhyhgxerkl,dssdxckeds. I DON'T EVEN. Elbow: p;[azSfgrtgyhyhgxerkl,dssdxckeds. I DON'T EVEN. |
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12-18-12 03:58 PM
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saup0ersam5evcer Close enough, I hope... Mine should be easy, only 6 letters. Close enough, I hope... Mine should be easy, only 6 letters. |
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12-17-12 07:10 PM
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You can't actually play Minecraft on Vizzed Board. The Minecraft you're looking at is just for display and reviews and such, not for actual play. The real and only way to play Minecraft is to go to Minecraft.net and buy it for like 25$ using credit cards. Other than that, you can't play it. Sorry, bro. And if your Vizzed RGR Plugin isn't working, try uninstalling and reinstalling the newest update. If it the problem still persists, contact someone of higher importance like a mod or David and ask them for help. |
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12-06-12 04:31 PM
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Wait a minuet... Correct me if I'm wrong but, Vizzed Board was created December 6th 2004 right? Isn't that THE EXACT DAY that famous "Numa Numa" video was posted? Cause that would be incredible. Just wondering. |
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10-26-12 04:06 PM
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I've beaten it about 9 times. It took me like 2 years (not of continuous play of course) to finally be able to beat it without save states. And ever since then, I've been able to beat it every time. But I've never gotten my hands on an actual NES copy, though. So I don't know if I'll be able to beat it on a regular NES controller. |
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10-07-12 07:52 PM
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The original Donkey Kong 1981 arcade game was actually meant to be a Popeye the Sailor Man game. Mario was Popeye, Pauline was Olive Oyl, and Donkey Kong was Bluto. The hammer power-ups were even spinach. But Nintendo lost the license to said Popeye game. But Miyamoto (The creator of Mario, Zelda, Donkey Kong, ect) didn't want to drop the idea of the game and instead, filled in the blanks with his own characters. |
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08-09-12 03:37 PM
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First things first, i am NOT a big Metroid fan. In fact, i have never beaten another Metroid game besides Super Metroid, and i have only played about 3 Metroid games, including this one. But from what i can say about Super Metroid...Wow...I can't believe how awesome this game is. I actually didn't expect too much from this game, but what i got was beyond words, and i highly recommend this game to anyone who plays video games. Super Metroid's game play is basically maze-like and some of the puzzles are tedious and you can't beat them without certain items, upgrades, and all that good stuff. It is a pretty mind-boggling game, and it took me a while to get everything done, and even then, i still didn't have all the power-ups and i was missing a couple missiles here and there. And i can't tell you how many times i had to look up a walkthrough just to figure out how do preform certain moves. But other than that, i had i great time playing through the whole game, even if it took me more time to get the items then to actually beat the game. GRAPHICS - 10 I can't believe how good this game looks, everything looks like as if we were actually exploring Zebes. All the enemies have nice animations, colors and shadowing, that would make them look real. All the bosses look incredible, and they slowly change colors the more you damage them. (No need for giant HP bars covering the screen!) SOUND - 9 Super Metroid has an amazingly good soundtrack, and every song fits in perfectly with whatever is going on. There aren't too many sound effects cluttering your speakers, so now you can listen to the music without being interrupted by some enemy that won't stop firing off shots! ADDICTIVENESS - 7 I don't get around to playing this game too often, mostly because whenever i think about Super Metroid i start having flashbacks of Maridia. (I spent so many hours trying to get out of Maridia, and i still can't stand to think about that place) And as i have stated before, some of the puzzles are just too annoying and even impossible without the right equipment. But i would still play this game any day. (Even if i had to put up with Maridia again) STORY - 9 You play as Samus Aran: A intergalactic bounty hunter that (in the previous two Metroid games, Metroid and Metroid II - Return of Samus) was sent on a mission to stop the Space Pirates from exploiting the Metroids. (Metroid is a space parasite that can kill any living this in a couple of seconds, but Samus can survive longer because of the Power Suit that Samus is wearing) And (In Metroid II) Samus is sent to the Metroid's home of SR388, and basically runs around the place destroying all the Metroids. And then Samus finds a baby Metroid and it helps Samus get back to Samus' ship. And Samus hands over the baby Metroid to the Ceres research station so that the scientists can study the Metroids. And in Super Metroid, Samus gets a distress signal, and Samus flies back to Ceres to find it deserted, and Samus encounters Ridley. (a giant dragon-like thing) And so Ridley steals the baby Metroid and flies to Zebes. So Samus has to follow Ridley, and get the baby Metroid back. And i'm not going to spoil anything about the game so i'll stop talking. DEPTH - 6 This game isn't all that big. While there is some stuff to do, like collecting items, most of the time you'll be spending is going back and forth to get items to unlock doors to get more items to get through that place over there just so you can run back to some other place to get something else and bring it back over to that other place to fight a boss and get something else! All just to restart the cycle about 4 times and then it's onto the last part of the game. DIFFICULTY - 7 This game is not hard, in fact, it's pretty easy once you know what you're doing. It's difficulty really comes from how many items you can get so you can sustain more damage without dying as easily. But the REAL difficulty comes from speed-running through everything, the game actually wants you to speed-run like there's no tomorrow, the faster you are, the better ending you'll get. To get the best ending, you'll have to beat the game in under 2 hours! I can't imagine doing that. For me, it took me over 9 HOURS! And i didn't even get all the upgrades! For me, it doesn't really matter what ending i get because they all just say "THE END" at the end, and nothing too special. But it's always a pleasure to just doing it as fast as you can, just for fun. OVERALL - 9.6 This game is incredible, i honestly think people should throw a party for this game every year or something like that. Graphics are amazing, sound is pure perfection, it's pretty addicting, the story is original and great, it's not all that big but i can easily accept that, and it's the perfect difficulty for anyone who wants a great game. GRAPHICS - 10 I can't believe how good this game looks, everything looks like as if we were actually exploring Zebes. All the enemies have nice animations, colors and shadowing, that would make them look real. All the bosses look incredible, and they slowly change colors the more you damage them. (No need for giant HP bars covering the screen!) SOUND - 9 Super Metroid has an amazingly good soundtrack, and every song fits in perfectly with whatever is going on. There aren't too many sound effects cluttering your speakers, so now you can listen to the music without being interrupted by some enemy that won't stop firing off shots! ADDICTIVENESS - 7 I don't get around to playing this game too often, mostly because whenever i think about Super Metroid i start having flashbacks of Maridia. (I spent so many hours trying to get out of Maridia, and i still can't stand to think about that place) And as i have stated before, some of the puzzles are just too annoying and even impossible without the right equipment. But i would still play this game any day. (Even if i had to put up with Maridia again) STORY - 9 You play as Samus Aran: A intergalactic bounty hunter that (in the previous two Metroid games, Metroid and Metroid II - Return of Samus) was sent on a mission to stop the Space Pirates from exploiting the Metroids. (Metroid is a space parasite that can kill any living this in a couple of seconds, but Samus can survive longer because of the Power Suit that Samus is wearing) And (In Metroid II) Samus is sent to the Metroid's home of SR388, and basically runs around the place destroying all the Metroids. And then Samus finds a baby Metroid and it helps Samus get back to Samus' ship. And Samus hands over the baby Metroid to the Ceres research station so that the scientists can study the Metroids. And in Super Metroid, Samus gets a distress signal, and Samus flies back to Ceres to find it deserted, and Samus encounters Ridley. (a giant dragon-like thing) And so Ridley steals the baby Metroid and flies to Zebes. So Samus has to follow Ridley, and get the baby Metroid back. And i'm not going to spoil anything about the game so i'll stop talking. DEPTH - 6 This game isn't all that big. While there is some stuff to do, like collecting items, most of the time you'll be spending is going back and forth to get items to unlock doors to get more items to get through that place over there just so you can run back to some other place to get something else and bring it back over to that other place to fight a boss and get something else! All just to restart the cycle about 4 times and then it's onto the last part of the game. DIFFICULTY - 7 This game is not hard, in fact, it's pretty easy once you know what you're doing. It's difficulty really comes from how many items you can get so you can sustain more damage without dying as easily. But the REAL difficulty comes from speed-running through everything, the game actually wants you to speed-run like there's no tomorrow, the faster you are, the better ending you'll get. To get the best ending, you'll have to beat the game in under 2 hours! I can't imagine doing that. For me, it took me over 9 HOURS! And i didn't even get all the upgrades! For me, it doesn't really matter what ending i get because they all just say "THE END" at the end, and nothing too special. But it's always a pleasure to just doing it as fast as you can, just for fun. OVERALL - 9.6 This game is incredible, i honestly think people should throw a party for this game every year or something like that. Graphics are amazing, sound is pure perfection, it's pretty addicting, the story is original and great, it's not all that big but i can easily accept that, and it's the perfect difficulty for anyone who wants a great game. |
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08-09-12 03:34 PM
| ID: 632171 | 896 Words
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First things first, i am NOT a big Metroid fan. In fact, i have never beaten another Metroid game besides Super Metroid, and i have only played about 3 Metroid games, including this one. But from what i can say about Super Metroid...Wow...I can't believe how awesome this game is. I actually didn't expect too much from this game, but what i got was beyond words, and i highly recommend this game to anyone who plays video games. Super Metroid's game play is basically maze-like and some of the puzzles are tedious and you can't beat them without certain items, upgrades, and all that good stuff. It is a pretty mind-boggling game, and it took me a while to get everything done, and even then, i still didn't have all the power-ups and i was missing a couple missiles here and there. And i can't tell you how many times i had to look up a walkthrough just to figure out how do preform certain moves. But other than that, i had i great time playing through the whole game, even if it took me more time to get the items then to actually beat the game. GRAPHICS - 10 I can't believe how good this game looks, everything looks like as if we were actually exploring Zebes. All the enemies have nice animations, colors and shadowing, that would make them look real. All the bosses look incredible, and they slowly change colors the more you damage them. (No need for giant HP bars covering the screen!) SOUND - 9 Super Metroid has an amazingly good soundtrack, and every song fits in perfectly with whatever is going on. There aren't too many sound effects cluttering your speakers, so now you can listen to the music without being interrupted by some enemy that won't stop firing off shots! ADDICTIVENESS - 7 I don't get around to playing this game too often, mostly because whenever i think about Super Metroid i start having flashbacks of Maridia. (I spent so many hours trying to get out of Maridia, and i still can't stand to think about that place) And as i have stated before, some of the puzzles are just too annoying and even impossible without the right equipment. But i would still play this game any day. (Even if i had to put up with Maridia again) STORY - 9 You play as Samus Aran: A intergalactic bounty hunter that (in the previous two Metroid games, Metroid and Metroid II - Return of Samus) was sent on a mission to stop the Space Pirates from exploiting the Metroids. (Metroid is a space parasite that can kill any living this in a couple of seconds, but Samus can survive longer because of the Power Suit that Samus is wearing) And (In Metroid II) Samus is sent to the Metroid's home of SR388, and basically runs around the place destroying all the Metroids. And then Samus finds a baby Metroid and it helps Samus get back to Samus' ship. And Samus hands over the baby Metroid to the Ceres research station so that the scientists can study the Metroids. And in Super Metroid, Samus gets a distress signal, and Samus flies back to Ceres to find it deserted, and Samus encounters Ridley. (a giant dragon-like thing) And so Ridley steals the baby Metroid and flies to Zebes. So Samus has to follow Ridley, and get the baby Metroid back. And i'm not going to spoil anything about the game so i'll stop talking. DEPTH - 6 This game isn't all that big. While there is some stuff to do, like collecting items, most of the time you'll be spending is going back and forth to get items to unlock doors to get more items to get through that place over there just so you can run back to some other place to get something else and bring it back over to that other place to fight a boss and get something else! All just to restart the cycle about 4 times and then it's onto the last part of the game. DIFFICULTY - 7 This game is not hard, in fact, it's pretty easy once you know what you're doing. It's difficulty really comes from how many items you can get so you can sustain more damage without dying as easily. But the REAL difficulty comes from speed-running through everything, the game actually wants you to speed-run like there's no tomorrow, the faster you are, the better ending you'll get. To get the best ending, you'll have to beat the game in under 2 hours! I can't imagine doing that. For me, it took me over 9 HOURS! And i didn't even get all the upgrades! For me, it doesn't really matter what ending i get because they all just say "THE END" at the end, and nothing too special. But it's always a pleasure to just doing it as fast as you can, just for fun. OVERALL - 9.6 This game is incredible, i honestly think people should throw a party for this game every year or something like that. Graphics are amazing, sound is pure perfection, it's pretty addicting, the story is original and great, it's not all that big but i can easily accept that, and it's the perfect difficulty for anyone who wants a great game. GRAPHICS - 10 I can't believe how good this game looks, everything looks like as if we were actually exploring Zebes. All the enemies have nice animations, colors and shadowing, that would make them look real. All the bosses look incredible, and they slowly change colors the more you damage them. (No need for giant HP bars covering the screen!) SOUND - 9 Super Metroid has an amazingly good soundtrack, and every song fits in perfectly with whatever is going on. There aren't too many sound effects cluttering your speakers, so now you can listen to the music without being interrupted by some enemy that won't stop firing off shots! ADDICTIVENESS - 7 I don't get around to playing this game too often, mostly because whenever i think about Super Metroid i start having flashbacks of Maridia. (I spent so many hours trying to get out of Maridia, and i still can't stand to think about that place) And as i have stated before, some of the puzzles are just too annoying and even impossible without the right equipment. But i would still play this game any day. (Even if i had to put up with Maridia again) STORY - 9 You play as Samus Aran: A intergalactic bounty hunter that (in the previous two Metroid games, Metroid and Metroid II - Return of Samus) was sent on a mission to stop the Space Pirates from exploiting the Metroids. (Metroid is a space parasite that can kill any living this in a couple of seconds, but Samus can survive longer because of the Power Suit that Samus is wearing) And (In Metroid II) Samus is sent to the Metroid's home of SR388, and basically runs around the place destroying all the Metroids. And then Samus finds a baby Metroid and it helps Samus get back to Samus' ship. And Samus hands over the baby Metroid to the Ceres research station so that the scientists can study the Metroids. And in Super Metroid, Samus gets a distress signal, and Samus flies back to Ceres to find it deserted, and Samus encounters Ridley. (a giant dragon-like thing) And so Ridley steals the baby Metroid and flies to Zebes. So Samus has to follow Ridley, and get the baby Metroid back. And i'm not going to spoil anything about the game so i'll stop talking. DEPTH - 6 This game isn't all that big. While there is some stuff to do, like collecting items, most of the time you'll be spending is going back and forth to get items to unlock doors to get more items to get through that place over there just so you can run back to some other place to get something else and bring it back over to that other place to fight a boss and get something else! All just to restart the cycle about 4 times and then it's onto the last part of the game. DIFFICULTY - 7 This game is not hard, in fact, it's pretty easy once you know what you're doing. It's difficulty really comes from how many items you can get so you can sustain more damage without dying as easily. But the REAL difficulty comes from speed-running through everything, the game actually wants you to speed-run like there's no tomorrow, the faster you are, the better ending you'll get. To get the best ending, you'll have to beat the game in under 2 hours! I can't imagine doing that. For me, it took me over 9 HOURS! And i didn't even get all the upgrades! For me, it doesn't really matter what ending i get because they all just say "THE END" at the end, and nothing too special. But it's always a pleasure to just doing it as fast as you can, just for fun. OVERALL - 9.6 This game is incredible, i honestly think people should throw a party for this game every year or something like that. Graphics are amazing, sound is pure perfection, it's pretty addicting, the story is original and great, it's not all that big but i can easily accept that, and it's the perfect difficulty for anyone who wants a great game. |
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08-08-12 07:54 PM
| ID: 631782 | 888 Words
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Batman is an iconic superhero, and my favorite out of all of the superheros out there. Now a game based off of Batman is a good idea and should be handled with care and precision. And Sunsoft took the idea and made Batman for the Nintendo NES which was a NES classic, and so they followed it up with Batman - Return of the Joker. From what i think, it is an good game for the NES and Sunsoft did a fine job on it. the first Batman game on the NES was more true to the Bat with Punching (or BATMAN'ING they called it) and gadgets. With Return of the Joker, they seem to have tried something different with Batman only using a laser gun, it's really strange to see Batman shooting people rather using his normal methods and his apparent "no gun rule". One thing i don't understand is the level progression. How does Batman go from (level scenery spoiler) the streets of Gotham City to a factory, to an icy field, to an underground facility, to on top of a train, to a base, to a missile testing facility, to a jungle, all the way up to the Joker's hideout, and in the end it shows where you have been this whole time, and everything was done on a small solitary island. AND HIS HIDEOUT LOOKS HUGE! Even though it wasn't that big as a level, and who built it anyway! How does that make any sense!? However nerd rage aside its all something i have to get over. GRAPHICS - 9 The graphics are fantastic, and the animation is very fluid. Everything looks dark and edgy, and it looks great (for 8-bit of course). The game also brags about it's superior 16-bit look on the back of the box. SOUND - 9 The sound is amazing, fast paced, catchy, and never gets boring! The sound effects are all good, from the explosions to the gunfire, everything sounds great. ADDICTIVENESS - 7 I only really play this game whenever i'm bored and bump into it. But it's always fun to replay. No matter how many times i play the game it hardly ever gets old. STORY - 5 There isn't too much of a story since this game doesn't use cut-scenes or text to tell you what's going on. But from what i can understand: Joker has escaped from the Arkham Asylum i guess, and is letting loose all the other criminals to do his evil deeds for him. And Batman has to stop them and catch the Joker so Batman can lock him up and let him escape all over again and the cycle continues! DEPTH - 6 This game is not all that big, there are only about 12 levels (i could be wrong) and there's nothing to do besides getting through level after level battling boss after boss, it's pretty linear. But it does offer a big selection of upgrades for the Bat's laser gun that are represented as single letters inside circles. You get the weapons from breaking boxes and defeating certain enemies, and you can shoot the upgrades to make them turn into differant upgrades. The upgrades consist of, the B weapon; a rapid-fire gun that locks on to all enemies on screen. The N weapon; a gun that fires a wave-like spray of lasers to cut through enemies. The S weapon; a hard to explain gun that fires straight, North-East and up, all at the same time. The normal weapon; you start with this weapon and all it does is fire straight... hooray. And the C weapon; it fires one big laser that can destroy almost any enemy in one hit, it's not very useful during boss fights since you can only fire 1 laser at a time, unlike all the other upgrades in the game. And then there's the blank item, it just looks like an empty circle and you get these items from defeating special enemies. If you collect about 8 of these blank circle things then Batman turns into a golden, invincible behemoth that never stops firing his gun. And it lasts about 7 seconds and once that's over, you have to collect 8 more blank things to do it again. I don't really know how to go into more detail about the game. DIFFICULTY - 8 This game is pretty hard. (Not nearly as hard as the other NES Batman game also made by Sunsoft, simply called Batman) Most of the time, you die normally, but other times you get killed because you got hit by some enemy laser and you get launched and fly into a bottomless pit. Other than that, most of your deaths will be cause just by level design and jumping/falling into a spike trap. But really, this game can be frustrating, but it's a good challenge. OVERALL - 7.6 Batman - Return of the Joker is a underrated NES game that i will never forget playing. Every time i play it, it is very fun and challenging. The sound effects are a blast, and the graphics and game play are top notch. Although it's not very long, and it can be really awkward, it is a stellar game, and i think everyone should play it, and have a great time. GRAPHICS - 9 The graphics are fantastic, and the animation is very fluid. Everything looks dark and edgy, and it looks great (for 8-bit of course). The game also brags about it's superior 16-bit look on the back of the box. SOUND - 9 The sound is amazing, fast paced, catchy, and never gets boring! The sound effects are all good, from the explosions to the gunfire, everything sounds great. ADDICTIVENESS - 7 I only really play this game whenever i'm bored and bump into it. But it's always fun to replay. No matter how many times i play the game it hardly ever gets old. STORY - 5 There isn't too much of a story since this game doesn't use cut-scenes or text to tell you what's going on. But from what i can understand: Joker has escaped from the Arkham Asylum i guess, and is letting loose all the other criminals to do his evil deeds for him. And Batman has to stop them and catch the Joker so Batman can lock him up and let him escape all over again and the cycle continues! DEPTH - 6 This game is not all that big, there are only about 12 levels (i could be wrong) and there's nothing to do besides getting through level after level battling boss after boss, it's pretty linear. But it does offer a big selection of upgrades for the Bat's laser gun that are represented as single letters inside circles. You get the weapons from breaking boxes and defeating certain enemies, and you can shoot the upgrades to make them turn into differant upgrades. The upgrades consist of, the B weapon; a rapid-fire gun that locks on to all enemies on screen. The N weapon; a gun that fires a wave-like spray of lasers to cut through enemies. The S weapon; a hard to explain gun that fires straight, North-East and up, all at the same time. The normal weapon; you start with this weapon and all it does is fire straight... hooray. And the C weapon; it fires one big laser that can destroy almost any enemy in one hit, it's not very useful during boss fights since you can only fire 1 laser at a time, unlike all the other upgrades in the game. And then there's the blank item, it just looks like an empty circle and you get these items from defeating special enemies. If you collect about 8 of these blank circle things then Batman turns into a golden, invincible behemoth that never stops firing his gun. And it lasts about 7 seconds and once that's over, you have to collect 8 more blank things to do it again. I don't really know how to go into more detail about the game. DIFFICULTY - 8 This game is pretty hard. (Not nearly as hard as the other NES Batman game also made by Sunsoft, simply called Batman) Most of the time, you die normally, but other times you get killed because you got hit by some enemy laser and you get launched and fly into a bottomless pit. Other than that, most of your deaths will be cause just by level design and jumping/falling into a spike trap. But really, this game can be frustrating, but it's a good challenge. OVERALL - 7.6 Batman - Return of the Joker is a underrated NES game that i will never forget playing. Every time i play it, it is very fun and challenging. The sound effects are a blast, and the graphics and game play are top notch. Although it's not very long, and it can be really awkward, it is a stellar game, and i think everyone should play it, and have a great time. |
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the Cliff Racers form Elder Scrolls 3: Morrowind. They are hard to kill and (like all enemies in Elder Scrolls) the stronger you get the stronger they get, they are flying enemies so melee attacks hardly work, Arrows are almost useless against them,and They will chase you for what seems like an eternity so good luck running, and worst of all They are everywhere throughout the game! AND I MEAN EVERYWHERE! you will see them A WHOLE LOT! and they NEVER STOP SPAWNING! TONS of them will attack you at once! Whenever you kill one another just takes it's place! and they constantly make one of the most annoying sound i have ever heard! They are hard to kill and (like all enemies in Elder Scrolls) the stronger you get the stronger they get, they are flying enemies so melee attacks hardly work, Arrows are almost useless against them,and They will chase you for what seems like an eternity so good luck running, and worst of all They are everywhere throughout the game! AND I MEAN EVERYWHERE! you will see them A WHOLE LOT! and they NEVER STOP SPAWNING! TONS of them will attack you at once! Whenever you kill one another just takes it's place! and they constantly make one of the most annoying sound i have ever heard! |
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My favorite soda is without a doubt Dr. Pepper. |
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I would most likely choose Earth, i would like have the ability to create rather than destroy. |
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