10/10. It's Hugh Jackman. He's a chill dude and a cool actor, awesome as heck.

Next up will be Bill Murray

So pretty much I'm going to use this to vent a little, and if that's not allowed it's fine you can, as the kids say, "delet dis"

So pretty much I've had problems with my body my entire time. Before I get into that, a little backstory.
I used to be pretty overweight. Not extremely obese, but I was around 5'4 and closing the 100 kilogram mark during middle school. I honestly cannot recall a time I was ever skinny. Even now I'm not that particularly skinny, even after losing around 30+ kg of weight and getting taller. That really hurt my self esteem, even if at the time I didn't notice it. I'm not really sure how I lost that weight, either. But pretty much I have become and am obsessed with having a good body, or a really skinny body. I admit it, I probably have an eating disorder. I don't and can't have a good eating schedule. I either binge every day for months, or go weeks without eating. Obvious to say, my weight changes a lot. I haven't passed the 150 pounds for a while, but even still it changes quite a bit. I don't really know how to fix it, and it bothers me that since I'm a guy people don't really think I can have an eating disorder, or be self conscious about my weight and body. It's actually having a huge impact on my life and kind of controls it, to be fair, and it feels no matter how my body looks, I can't look at myself as anything but fat and completely disgusting.
Another thing that might add fuel to that obsession is the fact I have never attracted anyone. As in, I have never had anyone like me. It might sound like hyperbole, but I assure you it's not. I've heard everything, too. "You'll find that someone eventually.", "You just have to let it happen.", etc. I don't actively look for a relationship, but it still hurts not having anyone like you, especially since I'm nearing my 18th birthday. It's taken a toll on my self esteem, and made my views on my body and myself even worse. Especially since society has ingrained the idea that a guy who has never had a girlfriend is a complete and utter loser, creepy, or both. I know, "just ignore it", but it's hard to do when that has been the culture you grew up in, and live in right now.
I have always admired anyone who was skinny, and have this dumb idea that anorexic people are how I should look. I know it's not healthy, hell I know everything I do is unhealthy, but the thought still lingers all the time, and it makes me sad every moment I have fat on my body. I'm probably not as fat as I think I am, but I always want to be more, or rather less. I want less fat. I want to look what other people think off as "sickly skinny". And it's a terrible idea to have. And yet, as much as I long for that, there are months where I do nothing but eat. I can't find a middle ground, either in my weight or in the way I eat, and it always goes into those two extremes, whilst my goal in itself is a big extremity.

If you feel that the only way to control your child is to resort to violence and abuse, then you're the one who's in the wrong, not the child.

So the thing is I love everything to do with horror and creepy stuff because I really don't get scared. And this isn't my worst nightmare, but it's a very common occurring dream that the first time I had it scared me.

So pretty much I'm in the back of a truck riding through some farm lands. When we get to the corn maze, some voice tells me to get off and throws me into the corn maze. No matter how I much I run around, I can't find the exit. Eventually, Dr. Nick from The Simpsons appears and tries to cut off my legs with a buzz saw whilst screaming "Hey everybody!" at the top of his lungs.

It sounds silly, and I have no idea why I have that dream a lot, but I do and well it's one of those super realistic dreams and it scared me the first time.

Why do you care so much what other people do under the covers.
That's creepy, dude.

Also I'm sorry but your "arguments" are really very old stereotypes/gender roles, which are not true. I could go more into detail about it but frankly, it seems like your opinions are very hard to sway considering how many times you've pretty much attacked homosexuals (or rather, many members of the site have)

How many fingers am I holding up?

Apparently I switch accents on the spot when talking English. Usually it's a combination of British and Mexican accents, but I really can't go a sentence without switching accents for some reason.
Weird part is I can imitate accents when I don't mean to, but when I want to, I really can't.

Bit cliche, but I love Spirited away. One of my favorite movies, period. But I really just like every film studio ghibli makes.

I guess My neighbor Totoro is my *least* favorite, but honestly that's probably because I haven't seen it in a bit. There is no such thing as a bad studio ghibli film in my opinion.

I have literally no discipline or self control.

Literally none. I actually have trouble getting myself to start something that I *want* to do.

Fred Rodgers.
Honestly one of the best people in the history of the world.
If he was still alive, and president of the only superpower in the world, everything would just be really good.
He's the pinnacle of everything good in the world.

yoshirulez! : But Yoshi, without them, the world would be...

memeingless

Do you prefer the original Take On Me by A-ha or the cover by NinjaSexParty?

Dude, look at it this way. Your life, it's like a tunnel. Yeah, you can't see the light at the end now, but just keep walking and you'll get to it.
And just like a tunnel, if you search for the light you'll find it, but if you focus on the darkness, it's all you'll ever see.

As someone with a mental illness, I can relate. And I'm around a year older than you, so take my words as you will.
Honestly all I can say is...nothing is written in stone, man. You can say something like this right now, but who knows, in a few years maybe your dream will not only become true, but surpass it. But you never know if you don't try. Not to be cliche, but don't give up.

I'm not saying to completely dismiss what you are being told right now either. Take it into consideration, of course. But words alone don't control your future, you do. Take control of the life your given, with all obstacles in the way, and surpass it.

Yo, I'm up for this. Sounds fun, I guess.

Huh, neat. Good on you for being unbanned.

Welcome back and such.

Well, how I get the money is a thing. Stay on an abandoned island for a year? Depends on the island. Would I have access to basic technology, no technology, what kind of animals/plants live and grow there, etc...
Couldn't bring myself to harm others willingly, so killing someone is out of the question.
Shutting up for 6 months straight? once again, depends. Is that just spoken words, or all types of communication? Either way, this would probably be my choice.

For a million dollars, I would give half (500K) to a bank or someplace for safe keeping (Bank seems to be it, so it can accumulate interest), 200k would go to an investment (Don't know exactly what, but you know. That would leave me 300K dollars, which doesn't seem like *too* much, but I live in Mexico. 1 dollar is equal to 18.98 peso at the time of writing this (And, if the economy continues like it does, the dollar will only increase in value), which means 300k dollars is 5,692,710. 5.6 million pesos is a good amount. The million dollars would be around 19 million pesos, so there's that. With that I could easily pay my college degree, and maybe have some left over in case. From there I can get a job, and I would still have 500k (plus interest) dollars left over just in case. Seems like a good deal, wouldn't be enough to satisfy all my money needs for life, but for a few good years yeah, which is really all I need to kickstart my life.

My mom.

Actually, right now I live in Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua. Which is where I was born, but I did move a lot before (For instance, I used to live in Kansas City, Missouri for most my childhood), and I certainly don't want to continue living here for much longer.

Except for the fact that the United Kingdom is not a true monarchy. It is a constitutional monarchy (Which means that there is a queen/king, their word is not law, and in fact has a constitution (Whether that be written or not is another matter), you know the thing the USA has) and not an absolute monarchy (Which means that the king/queen has, well, absolute power.) The queen is mostly a ceremonial figure, not really a political one.

Also, it's a joke, lighten up.

Would it really be that bad though? Hillary or Trump, neither are stellar choices, and the United Kingdom's politics aren't that bad (Brexit and everything, sure, but better than the US right now), so I don't see a problem with it. It's a joke, and honestly not really possible unless a hegemony or something gets put in place.

Nah son, No offense but I am a black independent woman who no need no man.

Also I'm a hypocrite,
hungry hungry hypocrite.

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