Samurai swords...swords in general..

teal

Ear and belly piercing is ok to have on a girl for me, 1 tatoo or something like on her butt naw im jp. nothing out of control..thats just not my style..

cause for myself I have 2 piercings in my >left< ear and im planning on getting like 2 tatoos when im 18

Dear Santa

I thought these were pretty funny.

Enjoy, if you haven't read these already.
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deer santa:

I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy all yeer.
Yer Frend,
BiLLy
--Dear Billy,
Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care. How about I send you a frigging book so you can learn to read and write? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell!
Santa
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Dear Santa,
I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace
and joy in the world for everybody!
Love,
Sarah
--Dear Sarah,
Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they?
Santa
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Dear Santa,
I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do.
Love,
Teddy
--Dear Teddy,
Look, your dad's banging the babysitter like a screen door in a hurricane. Do you think he's gonna give that up to come back to your frigid, fat mom, who rides his ass constantly? It's time to give up that dream. Let me get you some nice Legos instead. Maybe you can build yourself a family with those?
Santa
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Dear Santa,
I want a new bike, a Playstation, a train, some G.I. Joes, a dog, a drum
kit, a pony and a tuba.
Love,
Francis
--Dear Francis,
Who names their kid "Francis" nowadays? I bet you're gay.
Santa

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Dear Santa,
I left milk and cookies for you under the tree, and I left carrots for your reindeer outside the back door.
Love,
Susan
--Dear Susan,
Milk gives me the s***s and carrots make the deer fart in my face when riding in the sleigh. You want to do me a favor? Two words, Jim Beam.
Santa

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Dear Santa,
What do you do the other 364 days of the year? Are you busy making toys?
Your friend,
Thomas
--Dear Thomas,
All the toys are made by little kids like you in China. Every year I give them a slice of bread as a Christmas bonus. I have a condo in Vegas, where I spend most of my time making low-budget porno films. I unwind by drinking myself silly and squeezing the asses of cocktail waitresses while losing money at the craps table.
Santa

P.S.

Tell your mom she got the part.

"Long Dong" Claus
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Dear Santa,
Do you see us when we're sleeping, do you really know when we're
awake, like in the song?
Love,
Jessica
--Dear Jessica,
Are you really that gullible? Good luck in whatever you do. I'm skipping your house.
Santa
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Dear Santa,
I really really want a puppy this year. Please please please PLEASE PLEASE
could I have one?
Timmy
--Timmy,
That whiney begging s*** may work with your folks, but that crap doesn't work with me. You're getting an ugly sweater again.
Santa
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Dearest Santa,
We don't have a chimney in our house, how do you get into our home?
Love,
Marky
--Mark,
First, stop calling yourself "Marky", that's why you're getting your ass kicked at school. Second, you don't live in a house, you live in a low-rent, ghetto apartment complex. Third, I get inside your pad just like all the burglars do, through your bedroom window.
Sweet Dreams,
Santa

*cough* no life *cough* just playing, thats pretty impressive..g

Somewhere very exotic and tropical...right by a crystal clear ocean...with raw ass sunsests....

Excellent movie...i'd give it a 9/10 just cause I never rate things perfect I sorta cried at the end and I never cry, when the emporer was like tell me how he died, and dude was like, i'll tell you how he lived, with that damn song playing in the background that sounds sad but happy at the same time....

Its a really fast download..

www.starterupsteve.com has some funny flash movies..

Its a real easy way of setting up a chat room..and its real easy to acess alls you need is mirc..


ps - I think it would be a fun idea..

Sorry no satanic bibles can be purchased..you will burn

Its obvious there are ways of doing extraordinary(magic possibly) things, look at bruce lee for example..the one inch punch, the two finger push up, now thats pretty f***en amazing..and it is a fact that people can somtimes see the future through their dreams..etc etc..anythings possible if you your mind to it, your mind is a very very very powerful thing...

PS- i'll try and get the video of the wall stepping..

You think thats impossible, you should watch me do the matrix wall stepping

This is a hard one.. Would you rather have to kill in order to stay alive, or not kill and be killed...(im not a psyco, just playing devils advocate..and you wouldnt go to jail..)

From the start Vegeta was evil he owned the gokuo and gohan and krillian etc etc...he was the coolest as a super sayian...

I tried it on myself I dunno if it is accurate but it was yellowish turquoise

Vegeta...he pwned

Good luck getting a girl who is 2+ ages than you

I would want to train with Bruce Lee from the first day he started..

I like finding ways to better off my body (marital arts, meditation, eating healthy ) and exercising my mind (the aura stuff) I really like the idea of alot of this stuff and after that, i'm going to get the book on self curing...you can also find that on the aura site

A few talents of mine are drawing, martial arts, sports, chugging 40s, and if I could post a mini movie I would show you how to run 10 steps across a wall sideways...