Originally posted by Jin

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Walked around in a thong at a party... Yeah.

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I just learned more about you than I'll ever want to know.

XD

I haven't done too many crazy things, but I have been in the hospital quite a few times... uh... I did it for a noncrazy reason, but I slashed myself down the leg and had to get a tetinus shot...

^has a name that also means toilet. XD

Alex gives an aggrivated sigh, hunches over, shivers, and then regains composure. "OK... if you want the prize... then..." Alex jumps 20 feet into the air, spins around 1080 degrees then freezes, his spiked hair pulsating with electricity, his hands glowing with flams, his feet emiting dry ice gasses, and every other part of his body emiting a mixture of holy and dark energy just for show. "...Beat me!" (Catch the Castlevania reference?)

Alex lay suspended in midair, looking down at his opponet. Winds swirl around him, holding him aloft.

Excuse me.... Here we go.

Requirements: Alot of time energy, and to not have a life.

Method: Upon defeating Sephiroth's first form, preform a soft reset (top buttons plus start and select) while holding down, and X. You might need a friend to help you with this. If you do it right, you should hear a girls voice quietly say •û–@‚ÍŽ€‚ñ‚¾Ž„ŠÔˆá‚Á‚Ä‚¢‚½‚©, (you may need a japanese text patch) which translates to "Was the way I died wrong?" You have to do it the moment the numbers on your last attack disapear, so I recomend scan or knights of the round, or something so you know you killed it.

ALEX frowns at John. (I have another character named Shaddow, this one is named Alex... sorry if it's confusing but I'd appreciate it if you'd get it right. *smiles*)

"Get serious. You did come seeking the prize didn't you?" He says as he turns to face John head on.

Alex turns to face John, wondering how anybody can skip above molten lava, and lazilly at that. He then catches a glimpse of his weapon. A flashback to a hilarious crossover battle against a silent psychic kid with a baseball bat two years ago hits Alex in the face.

"Interesting weapon... well I guess I shouldn't talk." says Alex as he pulls a 7 stringed electric guitar off his back, allows it to hang from his shoulders by a leather strap that he calls the EsperBand. Alex snaps his fingers on his left hand, calling out of humid sulferic air a gray metal guitar pick with the words "Heaven or Hell" written on the side.

Alex gives a sly smile and says "I'll give you the first move, you are after all, the challenger."

^ Thinks person above him is a crackhead for proposing to close this thing

^Thinks we should close it when the little numbers that go to the different pages goes all the way across the page

< Thinks this should never be closed.

First game was the Super Mario Brothers/Duck Hunt combo... got SOOOO good at those games...

Most recent, Halo 2. Just got it for christmas, and an XBox... lost the GC.

Well there's other threads here now, so we don't need this here... Somebody move it to VGs...

Oh Elara! I love you writing! ... and yes... nightmares...

(*copies and pastes something that I've said allready*)

When I read this, I stopped seeing the words as my eyes rolled down the screen. I started seeing pictures. (Perhaps I get a little too into what I read... ) I saw the objects, the people the everything! All my senses were taken over and I felt like I was there!! *twitches* At one point, I wished that wasn't the case...

Yeah... great story... I'll buy it when/if you get it published.

Well well well here we go... our first official unofficial fight!

Scene: Atop an active volcano. 100 meter radius, with numerous platforms floating at different heights, an average of about 50 feet from the lava, that is almost overflowing. At any given moment (or whenever you feel like blasting it with something) an eruption might occur, launching molten rock into the air. Touching the anything other than these platforms, that are more like stepping stones will result in death, and if not that, then disqualification.

Rules: No Autohitting, No instant death attacks unless this makes it to 3 pages, No phasing through attacks (you must dodge them or defend against them), no falling into the lava, no leaving the area above the volcano.

Victory is achieved when your opponet surrenders, or falls unconscious. In the event that you die, you will be of course disqualified.

Lastly, if you win, you get a choice of three weapons for your simbattle character to use. Whether you want to take it is up to you.

START!
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Alex stood in the dead center, staring outwards. A bead of sweat rolls down from his right eye, down to his chin, and then drops down to the rock platform that he stands on. It evaporates before it lands, collecting in the cloud that surrounds this active mountain. Alex waits for his opponet, hoping that somebody was brave enough to accept this challenge. He wouldn't be surprized if nobody did though, this battle was anything but conventional.

http://xeogaming.net/board/battle.php

This Syntax Legend guy seems pretty neat...

Why don't you ask him about it?

^Listens to Emo music.

I'm one of the few people in the world who has passed The Legend of Maxx Heavy on double mode. I am so proud of it...

Anyways... I've AAed So Deep, on heavy and that's pretty awesome!

She'd wait there every day. Sitting there, against the lamp post, staring at the door to that old place. Intently, like she's waiting for someone, her eyes never straying. Every so often I'd walk by memorizing the way I'd catch a glimpse of her eyes in a way that I'd hope she wouldn't notice. I worked accross the street in a little subway booth. It was sorta like one you'd see at a marketplace, except there were no other shops to join it. She was there when I started work there, and I guess you could say that that was how we met.

Three days into my job was the first time I actually saw her move. Before then she hadn't so much as twitched an eyelash before me. I remember how she stood up, reached into an overturned hat that must have blown in at one point, and pulled out about 75 cents in dimes and nickles. She walked accross the street, slowly, her white gown dragging along the asphalt without staining the bottom. It seemed as though she glided on air, like her feet never moved. She stopped infront of me, smiled and ordered "Whatever I can get for this." in the quietest, most angelic voice I had ever heard. I took the 75 cents, handed her back 20, and gave her the most expensive thing that we served at this booth, plus a soda. She stood to the side so that others could order if they came, which they didn't, and ate only about a third of the footlong. She thanked me for the meal, and fed the rest to some kittens that lived in a box on the curb. One of the cats rubbed against her shin as it passed her, another lay dead on the ground, curled into a little ball like they do when they freeze to death, or die of starvation. The girl lifted the cat up, hugged in in her arms, and a bright green specter rose from it's body, flickered and vanished. She opened her arms and the animal was also gone. One of the kittens drew my attention by yawning and I looked back up to see that she was no longer there. I turned my head to the right and saw her standing where she was when she ate what she did of her sandwhich. She spoke again, louder this time.

"Do you serve anything that doesn't have unnatural substances in it?" she said.

"What?" I asked as she raised the soda and placed it on the counter.

"You know, uh... like do you serve water or something like that?"

"Oh. Yeah we serve that." I turned around and filled a cup with it. I was amazed that I wasn't stuttering or anything. I usually do that when I talk to girls, even my mom.

"Does my remaining 20 cents cover it, or should I worry about drinking tomorrow? I'm sure that people will give me more then."

"Oh don't worry, it's no charge. Water is free here."

She didn't answer. She took the cup from my hand, making sure not to touch my hands with hers, drank a third of the cup, and gave the kittens the rest. After that, she just went back to her spot infront of the unfinished arcade, staring at the door, waiting for someone, something to come out of it.

We went through that daily routine every day after that, every time I'd ask her how she was doing, or about the kittens, or something to start a conversation, she'd allready be on the other side of the street, or just staring.

I was fired from my job at Subway. Something about giving away free food, even though I paid for her out of my own pocket. They said it wasn't right to do that, that buisness came first. I felt like quitting long before that, but I just couldn't.

I got a job at the arcade that she was staring at all that time. I was the guy who replaced tickets, or fixed broken machines. I was bored every day, the machines were incredibly reliable so that I never really had much work to do. I got to see her every day, and she'd be staring at the door the entire time I was working. I'd arrive there early in the mornings, at about 5:00 am. She was asleep when I got there, infront of the place in her spot. When I got off work at 10:00 pm she was asleep again. I got off early one day because my mother was sick and this job allowed the employees time off whenever they wanted it. On my way out the door I saw her infront of the booth where I had previously worked. A woman was at the counter, turning my friend away. The blonde haired girl in the white dress would smile, pet the kittens, and go back to her spot.

She allways appeared to me asleep. I couldn't even remember what her eyes looked like after a while. I stopped looking, stopped caring. I guess she forgot what she was waiting for. Whatever it was never really seemed to come.

She wasn't there one day. I didn't notice in the morning because I had planned to get ask of a promotion, because this job didn't seem too needed, and I might be able to do both. The machines were breaking down that day, for the first time since I started. I had more work that I could ever have dreamed, it seemed overwhelming. I didn't even realize until I got off work, that she wasn't there in the morning either. In her place lay a letter, it had my name written on the envelope. I opened it up and read "I guess he stood me up."

Well at any rate... I'm a virgin... 15 years old... and if my luck doesn't improve I may have to get that word tatooed on my forehead...

lol jk...

Smokin... but I really wouldn't know... just bein' nice I guess...

SMOKIN!

with those eyes, you look like you're smokin' something.

rofl!

Get this better pic up.

What I want to have happen with my life is to get married and have two maybe three children, a boy and a girl, or a boy and two girls.

What prolly will wind up happening however, is that straight marriage will eventually become illegal, and all our children will be clones that we buy at the corner store... in that case I'd never get married, and have 2 kids, a boy and a girl.

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I just learned more about you, Elara, than I will ever want to know.

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I just learned more about everyone on this board than I will ever want to know...

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Wow...

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*coughs*

Freaky!

^^^^John
^^^Me
^^MichaelVash7886
^John again
VMichaelVash7886 again?