There once was a man who had a laser and fired it at the moon and as the alien spaceship saw this it turned and shot missiles at Barack Obama while he was intoxicated during his meeting with the Russians so he turned Super Saiyan 6 and grew extremely long hair which he used to shoot a kirby doll into the face of Osama Bin Laden who immediately exploded 5 feet from the white house, but small enough to penetrate the invisible pink wall which was immediately blown to bits.

Unfortunately, while he blasted energy balls at the nearby Pokemon convention he tripped and fell and hit ash in the balls. Ash wet himself and screamed for French world domination of meat products as his balls fell off. When Ash lost all hope, pikachu exploded sending massive electric currents through everyone. Obama's hair triumphed.

Meanwhile in the mcnuggets appreciation club Ronald Mcdonald got arrested by the bathroom stalls for molesting young boys. He claimed he used protection, but the boys said the radiation suit had a hole, and now cancer cells infest Ronald's testicles as his lust for children grows.
The doctor burst in laughter, then cut him an origami of orange flavoured paper which was poisonous.

Through majestic facial dynamite powers, Mario saved the sad bald flying squirrel which then exploded into a cuddly teddy raptor jesus while eating a pink orange!
Mario then threw his fiery testicles at Barack Obama who got incinerated. He recovered, then grabbed Osama's body and used it to kill himself.

Ash started crying during Obama's inauguration. Obama magically reappeared in the shape he usually has under his skirt michelle forced him to hide under. His skirt, while weird, shoots lasers when he says: "I AM THESAURUS!". He did, and the meme began: "IMMA FIRIN MAH TESTICLES!!!!" and his skirt flew off.

Out of the iron curtain, Stalin stole obama's body for secret candy. Obama's soul then screamed for Pikachu to kill ash in Vegeta's name. Obama took over Stalin's body and did a dance, killing mario instantly. With Stalin in no control, Obama decided to go to Alaska and freeze to death. Failing, he went to volcano island and threw in Michelle.

Burning uncontrollably, he left her to eat cookies from the land-fill which was made of super AIDS, michelle died. Saddened, Barack married Mario's plunger and Luigi's favorite toilet sprouted mushrooms everywhere while Alaska exploded from spore poisoning.

All the oil turned into a GIANT FLAMING PHOENIX, which ate Mario and killed Obama... and so the secret service found Ex President Bush commanding the aliens. They fired many scud missles into the alien mothership while a ninja resurrected obama, but the Russians declared the ninja's witchcraft to be anti-communist and fired nuclear weapons up his cloak while obama looked out the Russians' new motherlandship.

Meanwhile in prison, Ronald planned escape. His plan involved Hillary and some of barack obama's special hot chilli: when digested it would cause spontaneous combustion. Ronald's next method would involve ponies who ate the flameboyant hot chili and crapped fireballs before bursting into flames. Sad to say it burnt Australia, but we hope that Ronald doesn't like rats because he has to enter the sewers completely naked.

The next morning, Rasputin found raptor jesus and the awesomeness of Nacho Libre digging a hole during the day to get pokemon flavored livers tainted with grape jelly caused a global hysteria among emos who wore pink. The Grim Reaper was raped hard with mustard flavoured twiggy sticks.

Somewhere over the Mediterrainian, way up high in the sky there was a spaceship refueling platform with BBQ sauce and "friendship sauce" which, when eaten, causes head inflation and red hair that melts acid. And he has two huge eyes, 7 pig noses and male genitalia. Ronald's bad day evolved and killed his pet sandwich fluffy in hateful, disgustful, tasteless acts of extreme basketweaving.

The aliens decided that in order that they would stop this madness, they would need a large bunny made of wood. With a flaming ball of water they zagged mindofender into a corner. His head exploded on everyone. They cleaned up dogs' hair with his water bowl.

Once the wooden bunny destroyed mars with its laser vision, everyone was happy until a red water buffalo killed Barny the dinosaur, and ate the prime minister of England of which cursed an apple tree into a fiery demise. This new era of anarchy and crap politics would end mans quest for a sickly plotted pizza pie plant that squirts BBQ bacon cheese pies.

Giant Kangaroos attacked in revenge against marvin the martian who returned fire causing the earth to begin to grow facial hair and never shave.
Everyone renamed Earth "planet hairball" and giant fleas attacked the citizens of Neo Tokyo, which soon became submerged in cold fire.

The aliens returned, only to find that their kind had evolved into three toed anteaters and started stick out their green and purple brain sucking tongues.

They only thought to help everyone, they would need love. The end of the day couldn't come soon enough to do the horrible task. the sun exploded. A peanut was the only thing showing cannibalistic tendencies. All other foods licked painted walls, and suffered from moldy sausage disease. The doctors cried wolf because they could no longer eat tomatoes on their happy day. Meanwhile, on the alien home planet, rabid dust bunnies made anti-matter telescopes to see if the cheesecake would float under water with rotten bananas.

Kirby rushed swiftly to Dedede's fake Obama dispensor and took out the star rod from inside Stalin's favorite vodka bottle. Suddenly King Dedede ran in naked in front of a presidential meeting showing off his

*Maniacal laugh*

Poor poor DM...

Everyone seems to be against you...

I wonder why?

And mud wrestling? Seriously?

Get real...

=/

Shredknives: *waves back*

Solehite: I'll take you up on that offer, just be sure to hold onto him real tight.

Leluoch: Well, you may have missed most of the show, but at least you're here for the good part.

There once was a man who had a laser and fired it at the moon and as the alien spaceship saw this it turned and shot missiles at Barack Obama while he was intoxicated during his meeting with the Russians so he turned Super Saiyan 6 and grew extremely long hair which he used to shoot a kirby doll into the face of Osama Bin Laden who immediately exploded 5 feet from the white house, but small enough to penetrate the invisible pink wall which was immediately blown to bits.

Unfortunately, while he blasted energy balls at the nearby Pokemon convention he tripped and fell and hit ash in the balls. Ash wet himself and screamed for French world domination of meat products as his balls fell off. When Ash lost all hope, pikachu exploded sending massive electric currents through everyone. Obama's hair triumphed.

Meanwhile in the mcnuggets appreciation club Ronald Mcdonald got arrested by the bathroom stalls for molesting young boys. He claimed he used protection, but the boys said the radiation suit had a hole, and now cancer cells infest Ronald's testicles as his lust for children grows.
The doctor burst in laughter, then cut him an origami of orange flavoured paper which was poisonous.

Through majestic facial dynamite powers, Mario saved the sad bald flying squirrel which then exploded into a cuddly teddy raptor jesus while eating a pink orange!
Mario then threw his fiery testicles at Barack Obama who got incinerated. He recovered, then grabbed Osama's body and used it to kill himself.

Ash started crying during Obama's inauguration. Obama magically reappeared in the shape he usually has under his skirt michelle forced him to hide under. His skirt, while weird, shoots lasers when he says: "I AM THESAURUS!". He did, and the meme began: "IMMA FIRIN MAH TESTICLES!!!!" and his skirt flew off.

Out of the iron curtain, Stalin stole obama's body for secret candy. Obama's soul then screamed for Pikachu to kill ash in Vegeta's name. Obama took over Stalin's body and did a dance, killing mario instantly. With Stalin in no control, Obama decided to go to Alaska and freeze to death. Failing, he went to volcano island and threw in Michelle.

Burning uncontrollably, he left her to eat cookies from the land-fill which was made of super AIDS, michelle died. Saddened, Barack married Mario's plunger and Luigi's favorite toilet sprouted mushrooms everywhere while Alaska exploded from spore poisoning.

All the oil turned into a GIANT FLAMING PHOENIX, which ate Mario and killed Obama... and so the secret service found Ex President Bush commanding the aliens. They fired many scud missles into the alien mothership while a ninja resurrected obama, but the Russians declared the ninja's witchcraft to be anti-communist and fired nuclear weapons up his cloak while obama looked out the Russians' new motherlandship.

Meanwhile in prison, Ronald planned escape. His plan involved Hillary and some of barack obama's special hot chilli: when digested it would cause spontaneous combustion. Ronald's next method would involve ponies who ate the flameboyant hot chili and crapped fireballs before bursting into flames. Sad to say it burnt Australia, but we hope that Ronald doesn't like rats because he has to enter the sewers completely naked.

The next morning, Rasputin found raptor jesus and the awesomeness of Nacho Libre digging a hole during the day to get pokemon flavored livers tainted with grape jelly caused a global hysteria among emos who wore pink. The Grim Reaper was raped hard with mustard flavoured twiggy sticks.

Somewhere over the Mediterrainian, way up high in the sky there was a spaceship refueling platform with BBQ sauce and "friendship sauce" which, when eaten, causes head inflation and red hair that melts acid. And he has two huge eyes, 7 pig noses and male genitalia. Ronald's bad day evolved and killed his pet sandwich fluffy in hateful, disgustful, tasteless acts of extreme basketweaving.

The aliens decided that in order that they would stop this madness, they would need a large bunny made of wood. With a flaming ball of water they zagged mindofender into a corner. His head exploded on everyone. They cleaned up dogs' hair with his water bowl.

Once the wooden bunny destroyed mars with its laser vision, everyone was happy until a red water buffalo killed Barny the dinosaur, and ate the prime minister of England of which cursed an apple tree into a fiery demise. This new era of anarchy and crap politics would end mans quest for a sickly plotted pizza pie plant that squirts BBQ bacon cheese pies.

Giant Kangaroos attacked in revenge against marvin the martian who returned fire causing the earth to begin to grow facial hair and never shave.
Everyone renamed Earth "planet hairball" and giant fleas attacked the citizens of Neo Tokyo, which soon became submerged in cold fire.

The aliens returned, only to find that their kind had evolved into three toed anteaters and started stick out their green and purple brain sucking tongues.

They only thought to help everyone, they would need love. The end of the day couldn't come soon enough to do the horrible task. the sun exploded. A peanut was the only thing showing cannibalistic tendencies. All other foods licked painted walls, and suffered from moldy sausage disease. The doctors cried wolf because they could no longer eat tomatoes on their happy day. Meanwhile, on the alien home planet, rabid dust bunnies made anti-matter telescopes to see if

....
*revs up my old chainsaw and heads for DM*

Originally posted by Dragon master

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Originally posted by MidnightxRose

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Yeah, taking off my shirt seems like a good idea!

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I beg to differ.

You should listen to the tiny voices in your head. :3

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....
As long as I know it's you
I will not reply

There once was a man who had a laser and fired it at the moon and as the alien spaceship saw this it turned and shot missiles at Barack Obama while he was intoxicated during his meeting with the Russians so he turned Super Saiyan 6 and grew extremely long hair which he used to shoot a kirby doll into the face of Osama Bin Laden who immediately exploded 5 feet from the white house, but small enough to penetrate the invisible pink wall which was immediately blown to bits.

Unfortunately, while he blasted energy balls at the nearby Pokemon convention he tripped and fell and hit ash in the balls. Ash wet himself and screamed for French world domination of meat products as his balls fell off. When Ash lost all hope, pikachu exploded sending massive electric currents through everyone. Obama's hair triumphed.

Meanwhile in the mcnuggets appreciation club Ronald Mcdonald got arrested by the bathroom stalls for molesting young boys. He claimed he used protection, but the boys said the radiation suit had a hole, and now cancer cells infest Ronald's testicles as his lust for children grows.
The doctor burst in laughter, then cut him an origami of orange flavoured paper which was poisonous.

Through majestic facial dynamite powers, Mario saved the sad bald flying squirrel which then exploded into a cuddly teddy raptor jesus while eating a pink orange!
Mario then threw his fiery testicles at Barack Obama who got incinerated. He recovered, then grabbed Osama's body and used it to kill himself.

Ash started crying during Obama's inauguration. Obama magically reappeared in the shape he usually has under his skirt michelle forced him to hide under. His skirt, while weird, shoots lasers when he says: "I AM THESAURUS!". He did, and the meme began: "IMMA FIRIN MAH TESTICLES!!!!" and his skirt flew off.

Out of the iron curtain, Stalin stole obama's body for secret candy. Obama's soul then screamed for Pikachu to kill ash in Vegeta's name. Obama took over Stalin's body and did a dance, killing mario instantly. With Stalin in no control, Obama decided to go to Alaska and freeze to death. Failing, he went to volcano island and threw in Michelle.

Burning uncontrollably, he left her to eat cookies from the land-fill which was made of super AIDS, michelle died. Saddened, Barack married Mario's plunger and Luigi's favorite toilet sprouted mushrooms everywhere while Alaska exploded from spore poisoning.

All the oil turned into a GIANT FLAMING PHOENIX, which ate Mario and killed Obama... and so the secret service found Ex President Bush commanding the aliens. They fired many scud missles into the alien mothership while a ninja resurrected obama, but the Russians declared the ninja's witchcraft to be anti-communist and fired nuclear weapons up his cloak while obama looked out the Russians' new motherlandship.

Meanwhile in prison, Ronald planned escape. His plan involved Hillary and some of barack obama's special hot chilli: when digested it would cause spontaneous combustion. Ronald's next method would involve ponies who ate the flameboyant hot chili and crapped fireballs before bursting into flames. Sad to say it burnt Australia, but we hope that Ronald doesn't like rats because he has to enter the sewers completely naked.

The next morning, Rasputin found raptor jesus and the awesomeness of Nacho Libre digging a hole during the day to get pokemon flavored livers tainted with grape jelly caused a global hysteria among emos who wore pink. The Grim Reaper was raped hard with mustard flavoured twiggy sticks.

Somewhere over the Mediterrainian, way up high in the sky there was a spaceship refueling platform with BBQ sauce and "friendship sauce" which, when eaten, causes head inflation and red hair that melts acid. And he has two huge eyes, 7 pig noses and male genitalia. Ronald's bad day evolved and killed his pet sandwich fluffy in hateful, disgustful, tasteless acts of extreme basketweaving.

The aliens decided that in order that they would stop this madness, they would need a large bunny made of wood. With a flaming ball of water they zagged mindofender into a corner. His head exploded on everyone. They cleaned up dogs' hair with his water bowl.

Once the wooden bunny destroyed mars with its laser vision, everyone was happy until a red water buffalo killed Barny the dinosaur, and ate the prime minister of England of which cursed an apple tree into a fiery demise. This new era of anarchy and crap politics would end mans quest for a sickly plotted pizza pie plant that squirts BBQ bacon cheese pies.

Giant Kangaroos attacked in revenge against marvin the martian who returned fire causing the earth to begin to grow facial hair and never shave.
Everyone renamed Earth "planet hairball" and giant fleas attacked the citizens of Neo Tokyo, which soon became submerged in cold fire.

The aliens returned, only to find that their kind had evolved into three toed anteaters and started stick out their green and purple brain sucking tongues.

They only thought to help everyone, they would need love. The end of the day couldn't come soon enough to do the horrible task. the sun exploded. A peanut was the only thing showing cannibalistic tendencies. All other foods licked painted walls, and suffered from moldy sausage disease. The doctors cried wolf because they could no longer eat tomatoes on their happy day. Meanwhile, on the alien home planet rabid dust bunnies

Originally posted by wiredwabbits

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DM has the power to become the voice in your head...

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Nonsense!
No one can penetrate my mind in such a way!

Yeah, taking off my shirt seems like a good idea!

There once was a man who had a laser and fired it at the moon and as the alien spaceship saw this it turned and shot missiles at Barack Obama while he was intoxicated during his meeting with the Russians so he turned Super Saiyan 6 and grew extremely long hair which he used to shoot a kirby doll into the face of Osama Bin Laden who immediately exploded 5 feet from the white house, but small enough to penetrate the invisible pink wall which was immediately blown to bits.

Unfortunately, while he blasted energy balls at the nearby Pokemon convention he tripped and fell and hit ash in the balls. Ash wet himself and screamed for French world domination of meat products as his balls fell off. When Ash lost all hope, pikachu exploded sending massive electric currents through everyone. Obama's hair triumphed.

Meanwhile in the mcnuggets appreciation club Ronald Mcdonald got arrested by the bathroom stalls for molesting young boys. He claimed he used protection, but the boys said the radiation suit had a hole, and now cancer cells infest Ronald's testicles as his lust for children grows.
The doctor burst in laughter, then cut him an origami of orange flavoured paper which was poisonous.

Through majestic facial dynamite powers, Mario saved the sad bald flying squirrel which then exploded into a cuddly teddy raptor jesus while eating a pink orange!
Mario then threw his fiery testicles at Barack Obama who got incinerated. He recovered, then grabbed Osama's body and used it to kill himself.

Ash started crying during Obama's inauguration. Obama magically reappeared in the shape he usually has under his skirt michelle forced him to hide under. His skirt, while weird, shoots lasers when he says: "I AM THESAURUS!". He did, and the meme began: "IMMA FIRIN MAH TESTICLES!!!!" and his skirt flew off.

Out of the iron curtain, Stalin stole obama's body for secret candy. Obama's soul then screamed for Pikachu to kill ash in Vegeta's name. Obama took over Stalin's body and did a dance, killing mario instantly. With Stalin in no control, Obama decided to go to Alaska and freeze to death. Failing, he went to volcano island and threw in Michelle.

Burning uncontrollably, he left her to eat cookies from the land-fill which was made of super AIDS, michelle died. Saddened, Barack married Mario's plunger and Luigi's favorite toilet sprouted mushrooms everywhere while Alaska exploded from spore poisoning.

All the oil turned into a GIANT FLAMING PHOENIX, which ate Mario and killed Obama... and so the secret service found Ex President Bush commanding the aliens. They fired many scud missles into the alien mothership while a ninja resurrected obama, but the Russians declared the ninja's witchcraft to be anti-communist and fired nuclear weapons up his cloak while obama looked out the Russians' new motherlandship.

Meanwhile in prison, Ronald planned escape. His plan involved Hillary and some of barack obama's special hot chilli: when digested it would cause spontaneous combustion. Ronald's next method would involve ponies who ate the flameboyant hot chili and crapped fireballs before bursting into flames. Sad to say it burnt Australia, but we hope that Ronald doesn't like rats because he has to enter the sewers completely naked.

The next morning, Rasputin found raptor jesus and the awesomeness of Nacho Libre digging a hole during the day to get pokemon flavored livers tainted with grape jelly caused a global hysteria among emos who wore pink. The Grim Reaper was raped hard with mustard flavoured twiggy sticks.

Somewhere over the Mediterrainian, way up high in the sky there was a spaceship refueling platform with BBQ sauce and "friendship sauce" which, when eaten, causes head inflation and red hair that melts acid. And he has two huge eyes, 7 pig noses and male genitalia. Ronald's bad day evolved and killed his pet sandwich fluffy in hateful, disgustful, tasteless acts of extreme basketweaving.

The aliens decided that in order that they would stop this madness, they would need a large bunny made of wood. With a flaming ball of water they zagged mindofender into a corner. His head exploded on everyone. They cleaned up dogs' hair with his water bowl.

Once the wooden bunny destroyed mars with its laser vision, everyone was happy until a red water buffalo killed Barny the dinosaur, and ate the prime minister of England of which cursed an apple tree into a fiery demise. This new era of anarchy and crap politics would end mans quest for a sickly plotted pizza pie plant that squirts BBQ bacon cheese pies.

Giant Kangaroos attacked in revenge against marvin the martian who returned fire causing the earth to begin to grow facial hair and never shave.
Everyone renamed Earth "planet hairball" and giant fleas attacked the citizens of Neo Tokyo, which soon became submerged in cold fire.

The aliens returned, only to find that their kind had evolved into three toed anteaters and started stick out their green and purple brain sucking tongues.

They only thought to help everyone, they would need love. The end of the day couldn't come soon enough to do the horrible task. the sun exploded. A peanut was the only thing showing cannibalistic tendencies. All other foods licked painted walls, and suffered from moldy sausage disease. The doctors cried wolf because they could no longer eat tomatoes on their happy day. Meanwhile, on the

DH: "MidnightxRose! The continuing cause of DM's INSANITY!"
Ahh...
Yes.
I am willing to take that title.
And thankies for the kookie
*nibbles on kookie*

DM: Sheesh...
Someone full of themselves....

And I don't listen to anyone, besides the little voice in my head.
Sorry =P


I should take off my shirt

Originally posted by Dragon master

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Originally posted by MidnightxRose

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Why you are the way that your are, I don't know why...

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I'm willing to blame you if you're willing to take the blame.

Also, be an individual with originality. Shirt. Off.

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Hmm...
Lets see how that sounds...
MidnightxRose! The cause of DM's INSANITY!
I like it, but...
I am not one to take another's work, no matter how brilliant it may be....

Well I really wouldn't be original since you came up with the idea first
=/

There once was a man who had a laser and fired it at the moon and as the alien spaceship saw this it turned and shot missiles at Barack Obama while he was intoxicated during his meeting with the Russians so he turned Super Saiyan 6 and grew extremely long hair which he used to shoot a kirby doll into the face of Osama Bin Laden who immediately exploded 5 feet from the white house, but small enough to penetrate the invisible pink wall which was immediately blown to bits.

Unfortunately, while he blasted energy balls at the nearby Pokemon convention he tripped and fell and hit ash in the balls. Ash wet himself and screamed for French world domination of meat products as his balls fell off. When Ash lost all hope, pikachu exploded sending massive electric currents through everyone. Obama's hair triumphed.

Meanwhile in the mcnuggets appreciation club Ronald Mcdonald got arrested by the bathroom stalls for molesting young boys. He claimed he used protection, but the boys said the radiation suit had a hole, and now cancer cells infest Ronald's testicles as his lust for children grows.
The doctor burst in laughter, then cut him an origami of orange flavoured paper which was poisonous.

Through majestic facial dynamite powers, Mario saved the sad bald flying squirrel which then exploded into a cuddly teddy raptor jesus while eating a pink orange!
Mario then threw his fiery testicles at Barack Obama who got incinerated. He recovered, then grabbed Osama's body and used it to kill himself.

Ash started crying during Obama's inauguration. Obama magically reappeared in the shape he usually has under his skirt michelle forced him to hide under. His skirt, while weird, shoots lasers when he says: "I AM THESAURUS!". He did, and the meme began: "IMMA FIRIN MAH TESTICLES!!!!" and his skirt flew off.

Out of the iron curtain, Stalin stole obama's body for secret candy. Obama's soul then screamed for Pikachu to kill ash in Vegeta's name. Obama took over Stalin's body and did a dance, killing mario instantly. With Stalin in no control, Obama decided to go to Alaska and freeze to death. Failing, he went to volcano island and threw in Michelle.

Burning uncontrollably, he left her to eat cookies from the land-fill which was made of super AIDS, michelle died. Saddened, Barack married Mario's plunger and Luigi's favorite toilet sprouted mushrooms everywhere while Alaska exploded from spore poisoning.

All the oil turned into a GIANT FLAMING PHOENIX, which ate Mario and killed Obama... and so the secret service found Ex President Bush commanding the aliens. They fired many scud missles into the alien mothership while a ninja resurrected obama, but the Russians declared the ninja's witchcraft to be anti-communist and fired nuclear weapons up his cloak while obama looked out the Russians' new motherlandship.

Meanwhile in prison, Ronald planned escape. His plan involved Hillary and some of barack obama's special hot chilli: when digested it would cause spontaneous combustion. Ronald's next method would involve ponies who ate the flameboyant hot chili and crapped fireballs before bursting into flames. Sad to say it burnt Australia, but we hope that Ronald doesn't like rats because he has to enter the sewers completely naked.

The next morning, Rasputin found raptor jesus and the awesomeness of Nacho Libre digging a hole during the day to get pokemon flavored livers tainted with grape jelly caused a global hysteria among emos who wore pink. The Grim Reaper was raped hard with mustard flavoured twiggy sticks.

Somewhere over the Mediterrainian, way up high in the sky there was a spaceship refueling platform with BBQ sauce and "friendship sauce" which, when eaten, causes head inflation and red hair that melts acid. And he has two huge eyes, 7 pig noses and male genitalia. Ronald's bad day evolved and killed his pet sandwitch fluffy in hateful, disgustful, tastless acts of extreme basketweaving.

The aliens decided that in order that they would stop this madness, they would need a large bunny made of wood. With a flaming ball of water they zagged mindofender into a corner. His head exploded on everyone. They cleaned up dogs' hair with his water bowl.

Once the wooden bunny destroyed mars with its laser vision, everyone was happy until a red water buffalo killed Barny the dinosaur, and ate the prime minister of England of which cursed an apple tree into a fiery demise. This new era of anarchy and crap politics would end mans quest for a sickly plotted pizza pie plant that squirts BBQ bacon cheese pies.

Giant Kangaroos attacked in revenge against marvin the martian who returned fire causing the earth to begin to grow facial hair and never shave.
Everyone renamed Earth "planet hairball" and giant fleas attacked the citizens of Neo Tokyo, which soon became submerged in cold fire.

The aliens returned, only to find that their kind had evolved into three toed anteaters and started stick out their green and purple brain sucking tongues.

They only thought to help everyone, they would need love. The end of the day couldn't come soon enough to do the horrible task. the sun exploded. A peanut was the only thing showing cannibalistic tendencies. All other foods licked painted walls, and suffered from moldy sausage disease. The doctors cried wolf because they could no longer

Cookie?!
I want cookie DH

DM: You want to know why I think you're insane?
Well it's only because I have a 5th sense about these kind of things.
Yes. My 5th sense. I lost my sense to feel, due to a nuclear accident, but if it never had happened, I wouldn't have been able to detect your mental state. Why you are the way that your are, I don't know why...

And you lie!
Normal social behavior isn't to lift up one's shirt.
It's to kick one's shin.
It says so in this book, MidnightxRose : The Wise One's Guide To Achieving Normal Social Behavior
Phew! Good thing I wrot...I mean read it this morning.
I would've made a complete fool of myself.

Originally posted by Dragon master

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Originally posted by MidnightxRose

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No means 'you being sane'

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Who me?

What?

Seriously, what?

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You being sane = impossible to the 10 mil power

Originally posted by Dragon master

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No means yes and yes means anal?

Did I get it wrong?

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*blinkblink*

.....I see....

And that's very wrong...

No means 'you being sane' and that means 'never gonna happen'

Do you even know the definition of the word "no"?

Originally posted by Dragon master

Well you're obvious worth SOMETHING, I just need to find the right price.

How about $100.000?

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You obviously think I'm stupid
Since you think I won't notice the decimal point placed in the middle of the six zeros, huh?
=/...

Hey hey hey

"Riding"? There will be no "riding"!

If anyone want to "ride" they should talk to the crack lady on the street corner or find a horse (if you choose this then you are a zoophiliac, but I won't judge)

I'm not agreeing to anything

Besides...

I believe I'll be paid the same or maybe even more for just killing you

Why degrade myself?

Well..

Aren't you high on yourself

Since you're so "cool" as you say

You would'nt mind me pushing down a incinerator, riiiight?

If I can't cut off your balls, I'll might as well just watch the rest of you get burned to a crisp.

And as a side note
I'm worth much more than bucket of chicken wings and a slurpee from Seven Eleven
100 dollars? yea right!