MechaMento : heh. Now that I think about it, that kinda did sound like JonTron...  Except without things like a massive amount of flashy text, swearing, or bird partner to assist me.

I think this is the wrong sub-forum for this post... But yes, you do earn a variable amount of points for donating, depending on how much you donate. Although in my opinion, donating isn't the biggest contribution you can make to the site... I think that would be posting often to help keep the site active and/or referring people which can hopefully start a chain of referrals or contributors.

The worst movie I've watched? Birdemic: Shock and Terror. I don't even know where to begin with that mess of a movie. But I guess I'll put up a wall of text anyways. I could make an entire many-page essay on the things wrong with this movie, and I may do just that. 
The first thing wrong with the movie is that the opening credits are extremely slow paced. I can't (and don't want to) remember exactly how long they were, but they were lengthy. At least I could have laughed at who was involved with the movie at the time before I knew exactly how bad of a movie i was dealing with.
After we deal with the painfully slow opening sequence, a major thing you will start to notice is the broken sound recording. It completely cuts out at times, and the first time you notice it is when the waiter greets generic and beyond bad actor Rod in the cafe.
So after you notice that, you start to see the award-winning (obvious sarcasm) plot unfold. The Rod person just runs after some random girl he sees in the restaurant to ask a couple of questions. A whole bunch of nothing happens is literally the only way to describe what follows for me. You see Rod's entire day in the movie! You're not supposed to do that, directors of this film! And then you see cliche "things are going well for generic male actor and generic female actor" scenes of Rod and the other getting good luck stuff, I can't even remember her name. And then we see more pointless scenes like basketball and installing a solar panel... Really, directors and writers? Is that the best thing you could think of for your animal attack movie? Why not actually have the action instead of feeding us this null unneeded compilation of scenes? At least in this inert dribble there's an equally terrible romantic subplot to go "Really?" at. Rod proposes a date, and they talk. Then more stuff I can't be bothered to remember, and then... you see the first birds of the movie! They're feeding on a tree and not attacking, but there's finally birds! Then I noticed the birds seemed to be .gif files. At that point I paused the movie in frustration and went to go get a snack, which when I thought about it sounded like a scene that would happen multiple times in the movie if allowed.
The next day I remembered I was watching the movie, sighed and went back to it. More romance, then the girl goes to her home. Her mother jsut sounded so sincere it's like she wasn't even acting. Oddly, this technicality makes her the best "actor" of the movie so far. (Geez, I've already typed up this massive essay, and at this point I sorta phased out and pulled out my laptop while watching. So of course, I recall even less from that point on.) Then Rod's in a meeting for some acquisition or something. And then some clapping and applause, like the entire group's like "I don't understand a thing going on in this session" which drags on for so long. And some dialog, with another forced environmental message, this time about hybrids. More stuff. And then more stuff. I'm really giving up on trying to describe the movie as more than "stuff happens". And then... extremely awkward... clothed love scene. I again flipped something and turned off the movie again at that point. A few hours later, I go back t the movie because I realized I had nothing better to do. of course, that's when the movie decides to go crazy with the birds. The birds. Are DIVEBOMBING KAMIKAZE BIRDS. And this scene literally just shows up without any rhyme or reason in it. Then the gang decides to go out with coat hangers and... swat at the .gif birds! This looks so bad, you have to see it yourself. But I wouldn't recommend looking for the movie just to see it. Them much of the same happens, and they come across an old guy on a bridge. Who proceeds to ramble about the environment and how it's affecting the birds in such a way that they attack like this. His explanation... makes no sense. At all. Then... bird acid. yes. Bird acid. And so the crew decides to try to get a phone to try and get help, so they go to some guy's store. The guy was just probably minding his own business in the store, when these "movie producers" come in and say "Hey, you wanna be part of our movie?" Then after he posts expensive prices for gas, they buy some stuff and go on their way. After some driving, a guy comes up and asks if he can buy gas. The crew denies, so he pulls out a gun and is like "YOU'RE GOING TO SELL ME SOME GAS RIGHT NOW OR YOU'RE DEAD." So the gang sells him the gas... but he gets his neck slashed by a bird  The crew goes on without taking back the gas they sold the dead man. There are so many things wrong with that scene it hurts. Why would Gas Buyer need to buy the gas when he could just rob them? Why? WHY DID THE CREW NOT TAKE BACK THE GAS? Next scene, they're in the forest, then... What else? An environmentalist. They didn't even try to make his speech related ot the bird epidemic. So they go and... run out of gas. Gee, I wonder why you did at that point... /s More of literally nothing, then bird fight. And all the birds retreat, and the guys stand there for an unnecessarily long time. That's the end of the movie. That's it. I could have gone into much more detail than this, but I didn't. Overall, this movie has shoddy plot, terrible editing and directing, and so much more things wrong with it I typed up a massive wall of text on it. (I don't think I'm going to bother proofreading or formatting this.)

If the movie is a terrible one, I take a good look at the credits so I can see who made the mess and laugh or be shocked at their iMDB page if possible. Other than that, it's never usually what I do.

If it's on my main computer it's VLC. It's the only one I could get to cooperate with my Rainmeter skin when I decided to install it. It used to be Winamp, but I can't deal with unsupported software (they closed their doors December 20th last year ). Of course, if I'm on the go with my iPod, I haven't really got a choice but to use the inbuilt unnamed software.

As with most other forms of music, it depends on what you listen to. Some dubstep is so well crafted with its dirty bass I can actually bear listening to it. There are a few songs I've listened to which were so bad I haven't listened past the first few seconds.

Honestly, just creeping the New Posts is not a good way to find interesting discussion. If I'm really bored I go into them and look that way but that's not often.

It's pretty obvious you can't make any reasonable judgement on the One vs. the current 360 at this point, so I can't answer this properly if we're not talking about at launch. So I'll compare the two at immediate launch. 360 overheated and had technical issues. One forced you to buy a Kinect, although it wasn't required to use it. At the comparables for each console, I'd say the one had a better post-launch.

Before they introduced the free game deal, I would have definitely said yes. Now, I'm not completely sure about it. On one hand it would be easier to get in. On the other, there would be loads of hacks because it's free.

I had one of those weird famicom clones from the 90s, not the newer ones like the polystation. It accepted actual famicom cartridges, and didn't have any built-in games.

Laughter is not the best medicine. However, it does relieve stress very well. In the few times I've been angered in life, i simply turn on some sort of humor and calm down eventually. It's never relieved pain though.

Yes, I use Dictionary.com to look up words sometimes. Even then, I don't directly visit the site if I have access to DuckDuckGo, because typing "[word] definiton" in it will bring up a neat box with the definition.

I have no subscribers because I have no videos nor do I comment at all. Up until recently, I've had an excessive amount of subscriptions to people but I've cleaned them out so i only have about 20-30 subscriptions.

It suffered from seasonal decay (a term meaning as the show goes on, the episodes get slowly worse), but I will still miss this web series. it had quite a lot of funny moments, but quite a few boring ones as well.

It's decent. not the best, but not at all bad. I'd like to see if it takes the throne over something like Adventure Time (not likely for me). I got a few chuckles from the show, but no laugh-out-loud humor was found for me. I also found quite a bit of the dialog dumb, but it doesn't affect the show too much.

I have encountered 3 and failed to catch them because I either cause their faint, happen to have run out of Poke Balls, or run out of Poke Balls in the process. Can't remember which Pokemon they were, but they weren't rare pokemon if I recall correctly. It's worth noting I don't try to get shinies, they just happen to appear.

Unfortunately I only legally own a few games:


Yellow, LeafGreen, Diamond, Pearl, HeartGold, and White.


Once I get a 3DS I'll be able to own and play X or Y (future Pokemon games too), so I'm eager to get one.

There's classic cartoons, and there's stuff in the ranks of Looney Tunes and Tom and Jerry. Personally, though I'd pick Tom and Jerry because of its classic slapstick humor. Not really a fan of the newer Tom and Jerry stuff, though.

If you don't know what Tool Assisted Speedruns are, click here: http://tasvideos.org/WelcomeToTASVideos.html

Personally, if the TAS is good, i really like them. Their range from speedrunning a game as fast as possible with superhuman speeds, to just messing a game up so badly it's hilarious, are great.

Surprisingly, no. I'm usually pretty calm when it comes to games, even frustrating ones like, say, E.T. osu! (freeware version of Elite Beat Agents on DS for PC), and Super Meat Boy.