legacyme3 : Tell me how that goes a year from now.

Battlefield Earth.

Look it up.

Nostalgia Critic did a review of it if you're interested in that.

Don't do it man. I've had more than one long distance relationship. Don't do it man. Don't do it. You date them for a year or two, then you pay a crapload of money to have them fly out to see you, or you fly out to see them, and then within the next two or three months you break up. I've had three of these. It's awful.

Don't do it, man.   

The Don't Stop Me Now with Phoenix Wright in the background. Love Queen.

If they were stuck in a burning building, I'd probably rescue link because the others could get out OK on their own.   

This is the best expletive thread I have ever seen in my expletive life.

In almost exactly 6 and 2/3rds years, I have posted 328 times.

Yay me.

warmaker : You have zero dollars. Most things cost more than 1 dollar. You are free to choose to do whatever you want. I don't believe in the government helping you.

I'm pretty sure the constitution says whatever I want it to say.

I'm good, the constitution is good, therefore, the constitution says everything I think and nothing more.

Instruction manual scans.

geeogree : I am 100% satisfied with this.

The story about Norway saddens me more than 9/11 did... Because of this http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1218276/Norway-crowned-best-place-world-live--UK-trails-21st-place.html

Norway was like a Utopia of perfection. It's depressing to learn that somebody might want to harm them.

I would like to add to your list the Broken Window fallacy and the Golden Mean fallacy.

Broken Window comes from the concept of deliberately smashing windows to spur the economy along by providing additional business to the window manufacturers. The idea is that this is a good thing because it circulates money (EG the window makers will then buy something with the money they've made selling new windows) but this is incorrect because there are much better ways to circulate money without deliberately destroying things. The money could have been spent on something more progressive and is instead wasted trying to return the world to where it was before you broke the windows. The Broken Window fallacy doesn't just apply to windows, mind you, but a lot of other concepts. For example, "Fixing the health care industry and providing government sponsored health care is a bad thing because it would put a lot of insurance agency workers out of a job." This is a broken window because the insurance agency is presently wasting money that could be used in other places, and the workers could certainly find new (perhaps not as lucrative or exploitative) jobs.

The Golden Mean fallacy is the idea that a compromise is always the best option. The easy to explain example of why a compromise isn't always the best answer is Prima argues that 1 + 1 = 2; Secunda argues 1 + 1 = 4; Trifecta, unable to tell who is correct declares the right answer must be that 1 + 1 = 3, a perfect marriage of the two opposing positions. The Golden Mean fallacy is very popular among people who are unable to admit that there are some dichotomies that are not false, and that there are some things that are true. A more applicable example of a Golden Mean fallacy would be a news organization that declares their content is unbiased (and therefore, correct) because they present both sides of the story. If we can't decide which story to tell, we will tell both sides of the story. Some people think we live on a round earth, and the other side thinks that we live on a flat earth. The subscriber to the Golden Mean fallacy would say that we should "Teach the controversy" rather than actually enforce one viewpoint over the other.

Remember, kids. The search for balance in news breeds imbalance because sometimes things are true.      

I've noticed this trend with conservative republicans which seems to be that they want to make absolutely sure that the rich stay rich and the poor stay poor. They also want to say that they believe in Christian values and teaching what Christ would have wanted.

These seem contradictory.

Is there some well formulated argument that aptly justifies this cognitive dissonance? I'd love to hear it.