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07-16-13 12:01 PM
Chindogu is Offline
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Divine Aurora : After a short period of time the local authorities are alerted and begin searching the area around the asylum, but thankfully you got off the grounds before they were alerted. As your walking down the side of the highway someone stops and offers you a ride. Being extremely paranoid you think
he's a cop and kill him, get in his car and, not knowing what your doing, drive off the road and hit a tree leaving your body mangled and twisted beyond recognition. Seeing what was left of your body, I don't think they'll even be able to cremate you.



I turn on my fan.




Divine Aurora : After a short period of time the local authorities are alerted and begin searching the area around the asylum, but thankfully you got off the grounds before they were alerted. As your walking down the side of the highway someone stops and offers you a ride. Being extremely paranoid you think
he's a cop and kill him, get in his car and, not knowing what your doing, drive off the road and hit a tree leaving your body mangled and twisted beyond recognition. Seeing what was left of your body, I don't think they'll even be able to cremate you.



I turn on my fan.


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07-16-13 12:08 PM
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Your fan is then flicked on and the turbine sucks you in and shreds your body into a million bits leaving you dead, crippled, mangled and with blood splattered all over the wall. How unfortunate indeed




I set down my glass at a fancy restaurant and go to the restroom.
Your fan is then flicked on and the turbine sucks you in and shreds your body into a million bits leaving you dead, crippled, mangled and with blood splattered all over the wall. How unfortunate indeed




I set down my glass at a fancy restaurant and go to the restroom.
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07-18-13 06:15 AM
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Someone cracks the glass whilst you are peeing, and when you return go to drink, only for it to shatter in your mouth. You bleed to death.

I am waiting in a hospital for my wifes puppies, my children to be born.
Someone cracks the glass whilst you are peeing, and when you return go to drink, only for it to shatter in your mouth. You bleed to death.

I am waiting in a hospital for my wifes puppies, my children to be born.
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07-18-13 06:43 PM
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Tails the Fox : A sergin wielding his scalpel is running down the hall and he slips and slings his    scalpel into the air and it lands into you chest and punctures you heart and you die of internal bleeding.

I am walking down the street.
Tails the Fox : A sergin wielding his scalpel is running down the hall and he slips and slings his    scalpel into the air and it lands into you chest and punctures you heart and you die of internal bleeding.

I am walking down the street.
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07-18-13 06:45 PM
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I imagine a person who works at a Radiation power plant who accidentally gets locked in one of the chambers unsuspectingly and his co-worker turns the machine on spraying him with radiation and heating him slowly over 200 degrees. He doesn't die till the day after this accident due to the burns.
I imagine a person who works at a Radiation power plant who accidentally gets locked in one of the chambers unsuspectingly and his co-worker turns the machine on spraying him with radiation and heating him slowly over 200 degrees. He doesn't die till the day after this accident due to the burns.
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07-18-13 08:37 PM
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He gets shot in the stomach and bleeds nearly to death when he gets rescued by a helicopter that gets shot down my a Anti Air Machine. The helicopter spirals down into a pit of jagged glass and rocks where he is stabbed a hundred times by spikes. 
He gets shot in the stomach and bleeds nearly to death when he gets rescued by a helicopter that gets shot down my a Anti Air Machine. The helicopter spirals down into a pit of jagged glass and rocks where he is stabbed a hundred times by spikes. 
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07-19-13 12:52 PM
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Divine Aurora : And a tiny ninja squirrel jumps out of an alley way and

throws two tiny shurikens at your neck. Who knew squirrels could be ninjas?

I am trying to install an air conditioning unit myself


Divine Aurora : And a tiny ninja squirrel jumps out of an alley way and

throws two tiny shurikens at your neck. Who knew squirrels could be ninjas?

I am trying to install an air conditioning unit myself
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(edited by Chindogu on 07-22-13 07:23 PM)    

07-22-13 09:08 PM
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Chindogu : While fixing the air contionder you forget some parts, then you try and get off the ladder, but then as you slowly get down, the air contionder, crushes you're head to were you die.  I'm racing.
Chindogu : While fixing the air contionder you forget some parts, then you try and get off the ladder, but then as you slowly get down, the air contionder, crushes you're head to were you die.  I'm racing.
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07-24-13 07:00 PM
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And then your car slips on a puddle of oil and your car swerves out of control. Slamming the brakes, you crash into a wall and go up in flames. You're dead, obviously.

I am walking across the street to get the mail.
And then your car slips on a puddle of oil and your car swerves out of control. Slamming the brakes, you crash into a wall and go up in flames. You're dead, obviously.

I am walking across the street to get the mail.
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07-24-13 07:44 PM
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Razor-987 : then suddenly a girl who's boyfriend just broke up wither calls a baby and they scream WE WILL FIGHT FOR MOTHER RUSSIA! Then kill you by strangulation with willow smiths hair!^.^ please tag me in what happens to me!



I cuddle with every cute boy on the planet! <3




Razor-987 : then suddenly a girl who's boyfriend just broke up wither calls a baby and they scream WE WILL FIGHT FOR MOTHER RUSSIA! Then kill you by strangulation with willow smiths hair!^.^ please tag me in what happens to me!



I cuddle with every cute boy on the planet! <3


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(edited by Glaceonwhisper on 07-24-13 07:45 PM)    

07-24-13 11:56 PM
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Glaceonwhisper : only to find out that they aren't boys but horrible man eating ALIENS!
Glaceonwhisper : only to find out that they aren't boys but horrible man eating ALIENS!
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07-26-13 03:24 PM
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UFC : you never said what you were doing so I guess I'll make that up. As your sitting at home flicking the toob, a tabby cat jumps on your lap. You say "Get off me." the cat in response says "I must be pet or I claw your eyes out." not knowing if your dreaming you stare at the cat, bewildered because you never thought cats could ever speak. The cat says after several seconds of not being pet "I warned you." and then claws out your eyes. You slowly and painfully bleed out.

I am asleep

UFC : you never said what you were doing so I guess I'll make that up. As your sitting at home flicking the toob, a tabby cat jumps on your lap. You say "Get off me." the cat in response says "I must be pet or I claw your eyes out." not knowing if your dreaming you stare at the cat, bewildered because you never thought cats could ever speak. The cat says after several seconds of not being pet "I warned you." and then claws out your eyes. You slowly and painfully bleed out.

I am asleep
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07-26-13 03:27 PM
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Chindogu : So you like to sleep well unfortunately Freddy Kruger Likes to gruesomely  murder people when they are sleep so he comes into your dream and runs you down with a steam roller causing you to have a heart attack and you wake up and die.

I am eating a foot long at subway. 
Chindogu : So you like to sleep well unfortunately Freddy Kruger Likes to gruesomely  murder people when they are sleep so he comes into your dream and runs you down with a steam roller causing you to have a heart attack and you wake up and die.

I am eating a foot long at subway. 
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07-26-13 03:35 PM
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After finishing half of it, you then take a bite of the second part and then you take a look at the sub only to discover it is filled with maggots and insects, you then realize what you are eating and then you force yourself to vomit in the restroom, but you are already infected with parasites and they kill you from the inside out and you gush from bleeding internally and you become horribly infected by parasites crawling in your stomach and spreading throughout your body. You are dead.


I am listening to music on my ipod.
After finishing half of it, you then take a bite of the second part and then you take a look at the sub only to discover it is filled with maggots and insects, you then realize what you are eating and then you force yourself to vomit in the restroom, but you are already infected with parasites and they kill you from the inside out and you gush from bleeding internally and you become horribly infected by parasites crawling in your stomach and spreading throughout your body. You are dead.


I am listening to music on my ipod.
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07-26-13 03:42 PM
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Razor-987 : Some water falls on it and causes it to short. The ear buds you had in your head carried the charge and you were electrocuted to death.

I am building an epic minecraft village


Razor-987 : Some water falls on it and causes it to short. The ear buds you had in your head carried the charge and you were electrocuted to death.

I am building an epic minecraft village

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UFC : good thing im not a man

UFC : good thing im not a man
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You randomly explode since you didn't make a scenario.

I begin a Family Guy marathon.
You randomly explode since you didn't make a scenario.

I begin a Family Guy marathon.
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Your subconscious becomes convinced of mind over matter and when Peter Griffins head explodes in an episode yours does too.

I'm fixing my car.
Your subconscious becomes convinced of mind over matter and when Peter Griffins head explodes in an episode yours does too.

I'm fixing my car.
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When you're done, it turns out the car isn't yours but belongs to your worst enemy. When the car breaks down, he shoots you in the chest 24 times.

I am Frieza in an alternative universe where I defeated Goku and every Saiyan in the universe.
When you're done, it turns out the car isn't yours but belongs to your worst enemy. When the car breaks down, he shoots you in the chest 24 times.

I am Frieza in an alternative universe where I defeated Goku and every Saiyan in the universe.
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Goku490 : But then the fans of them come and beat you to death, You Are Dead.



I am trying to build a touch screen!
Goku490 : But then the fans of them come and beat you to death, You Are Dead.



I am trying to build a touch screen!
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