Upon operating said crane ,the car gives away from the crane due to the weight  ,and destroy a fellow person's car. You are dead.

I find a rare 50 cent piece on the ground.

vizzy900:  It turns out it is quite rare. One of a kind, even. You realize, before it's too late, it's rapper Curtis James Jackson III, A.K.A. 50 Cent's personal handgun, and he doesn't take too kindly to you handling it. You wrestle with him a bit, but that man is all muscle, and you eventually lose your grip. He then fires a couple shots into your stomach, and you slowly bleed to death... Sorry, but you are dead.


I'm listening to T.M. Revolution's song, Naked Arms, like all day long.

That sounds like death to me already, no probably more purgatory or hell, I digress. Listening all day at loud volumes leads to the ear drums perforating and becoming infected. The infection travels along the auditory canal and infects the meninges surrounding the brain which leads to toxicity growing and spreading the infection along the spinal column in the limbic fluid. The kidneys work overtime as a result and the liver. The eventual build up of cortisol as part of the HSA reaction leads to ulceration of the stomach lining and type 2 diabetes which eventually kills you when you forget to take your medication with you on holiday because all the stress was making you sick. You are dead - House style.



I am visiting Vizzed because I am bored and due to lack of will power and wasting my life away when I could be doing so much more with my life.

Your computer crashes and then explodes when you try to fix it, you are dead.

I am staring out my window at the snow.

zanderlex : you look how a car crash with a electric pole
the pole fall and electrocute the snow making it a Giant Snow monster 
called "Snow Ball" (Feel like in Regular Show)
who have fire breath and burn you and your house and
now you're dead

I'm playing with a soft pillow

Dark sword Z : Okay, but the pillow was actually a secret bomb. It blows up, suddenly. You are dead. I'm playing Hyrule Warriors.

You get very angry at the game and punch your sofa in anger but your arm gets caught in it and you have to saw off your arm and you are dead.


I am waiting for the subway.

zanderlex : You are dead, as the Subway that you get ends up having terrible food poisoning. 

I am playing Forza Horizon 2... 

thing1 : But suddenly, the enemies from this game comes in real life, killing you. You are dead. I'm eating Pringles (For those who don't know, they are chips).

Upon first consumption of said chips, one slides down your throat sideways cutting open your jugular vein. You are dead. I am doing nothing, absolutely nothing.

You die of boredom!




I install FEAR 1 on my pc.

omglolsguy22 : Okay, but your PC explodes because it was a hack. You are dead. I'm watching TV

greenluigi : But suddenly you get sucked inside the tv and you are in a transformers show! The decepticons find you. You are dead.

I build a snow Megaman!

FaithFighter : The snow mega man you built melts and its ghost swears to haunt you for the rest of your life. The ghost makes you go insane and eventually commit suicide.

I'm on Vizzed, typing this post.

Your computer crashes and catches fire. As a result you pour water over it to put out the fire and as a result, your computer and room burst into flames.

I am at the beach by my school.

zanderlex : You are trying to enjoy your day at the beach, but a kid brought his Lego's for some reason, and you step on one. You are dead.


I am reading Homestuck.

Then you spontaniously combust.

I drink from the holy grail and become imortal.

You missread it and it was really the Unholy grail. You are Dead.

I am biking through the park.

ender17 : to become immortal you had to be killed. Basically you have holy powers and will never decay, but your sort of an animated corpse, so technically your dead.

I'm eating rice.

zanderlex rides through the park and crashes into Mecha Leo ,who is eating rices, and pushes both of them over a cliff.

I am flying with superman.