One day I woke up with a bumped head from drinking the previous night. Today my long-lost brother should be just about getting home. He was coming from the lost Valkyrie that he secretly meets every once in a while. Then the door slammed open and Bobby came walking in the kitchen pooping everywhere he went. I said "NOW BOBBY!, YOU f***ING RETARD, I am gonna get a bazzoka n' shoot the White House! Then I'm like "no i'll shoot President Bush!" Great idea. I could never shoot him tho. Then I'll go for Osama? I am shooting Bobby because... HE s*** ON MY FLOOR, and then jerked my dog off. SO I SHOT HIM!!! And played soccer with his head. This blast unfortunately blew-up the neighborhood. So I couldnt really kick his head. Cuz i am now in heaven where i watch porn all day....JUST KIDDING!
I hit on a young lady at a 24/7 waffle shack in heaven that only serves shots o'Jag. So then after many shots i invited her back to my place so we could preform sinful deads. And then I stuck my teddy in the place where sun don't shine. God immediatly sent me to the depths of hell. There I met Satan and Sadam Hussein and kicked him in the teeth. They were touching each in unclean ways. So I slapped them both for being such homosexuals. Then satan didn't like that, so he started to dance around me chanting "I WANT YOUR BOD, BOY!" So then satan took me, BUT I FAUGHT BACK! And ran into the lava, I then went back to heaven...then he got his soul and returned to earth to take the world over!
So he walked into the White Castle and ordered a burger. Then went to the white castle accross the street later. And then killed the President. President of the CHESS CLUB!I mean President of USA. I was taken-out by snipers that had water guns. So I walked home and took my clothes off, and got a liter of Jag. Then I took a shower and passed out on the floor. When I woke up there was a bear, two girls, so I knew somthin was up with this shizznat! What happen was they had a gotten drunk with me and then did somthin so amazing i said "OH MY GOOD-GOLLY-MISS-MOLLY!!!" So then I took them one-by-one and gave them a sweet and gentle........Massage! Afterwards I kicked them to the curb. Then I went to my homies crib, and played Grand Theft Auto and drank MGD Light and had shots of Jagermeister!!! Till he got real drunk and started to pee on his f***ing rug. Thats when he was all like "get the f*** outta my crib, bizznatches!" then he found a baseball bat, so I decided to run like a mother-f***er and found a good hiding spot.... I hid under the rug, but it was peed on


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One day I woke up with a bumped head from drinking the previous night. Today my long-lost brother should be just about getting home. He was coming from the lost Valkyrie that he secretly meets every once in a while. Then the door slammed open and Bobby came walking in the kitchen pooping everywhere he went. I said "NOW BOBBY!, YOU f***ING RETARD, I am gonna get a bazzoka n' shoot the White House! Then I'm like "no i'll shoot President Bush!" Great idea. I could never shoot him tho. Then I'll go for Osama? I am shooting Bobby because... HE s*** ON MY FLOOR, and then jerked my dog off. SO I SHOT HIM!!! And played soccer with his head. This blast unfortunately blew-up the neighborhood. So I couldnt really kick his head. Cuz i am now in heaven where i watch porn all day....JUST KIDDING!
I hit on a young lady at a 24/7 waffle shack in heaven that only serves shots o'Jag. So then after many shots i invited her back to my place so we could preform sinful deads. And then I stuck my teddy in the place where sun don't shine. God immediatly sent me to the depths of hell. There I met Satan and Sadam Hussein and kicked him in the teeth. They were touching each in unclean ways. So I slapped them both for being such homosexuals. Then satan didn't like that, so he started to dance around me chanting "I WANT YOUR BOD, BOY!" So then satan took me, BUT I FAUGHT BACK! And ran into the lava, I then went back to heaven...then he got his soul and returned to earth to take the world over!
So he walked into the White Castle and ordered a burger. Then went to the white castle accross the street later. And then killed the President. President of the CHESS CLUB!I mean President of USA. I was taken-out by snipers that had water guns. So I walked home and took my clothes off, and got a liter of Jag. Then I took a shower and passed out on the floor. When I woke up there was a bear, two girls, so I knew somthin was up with this shizznat! What happen was they had a gotten drunk with me and then did somthin so amazing i said "OH MY GOOD-GOLLY-MISS-MOLLY!!!" So then I took them one-by-one and gave them a sweet and gentle........Massage! Afterwards I kicked them to the curb. Then I went to my homies crib, and played Grand Theft Auto and drank MGD Light and had shots of Jagermeister!!! Till he got real drunk and started to pee on his f***ing rug. Thats when he was all like "get the f*** outta my crib, bizznatches!" then he found a baseball bat, so I decided to run like a mother-f***er and found a good hiding spot.... I hid under the rug, but it was peed on so i ran inside the

One day I woke up with a bumped head from drinking the previous night. Today my long-lost brother should be just about getting home. He was coming from the lost Valkyrie that he secretly meets every once in a while. Then the door slammed open and Bobby came walking in the kitchen pooping everywhere he went. I said "NOW BOBBY!, YOU f***ING RETARD, I am gonna get a bazzoka n' shoot the White House! Then I'm like "no i'll shoot President Bush!" Great idea. I could never shoot him tho. Then I'll go for Osama? I am shooting Bobby because... HE s*** ON MY FLOOR, and then jerked my dog off. SO I SHOT HIM!!! And played soccer with his head. This blast unfortunately blew-up the neighborhood. So I couldnt really kick his head. Cuz i am now in heaven where i watch porn all day....JUST KIDDING!
I hit on a young lady at a 24/7 waffle shack in heaven that only serves shots o'Jag. So then after many shots i invited her back to my place so we could preform sinful deads. And then I stuck my teddy in the place where sun don't shine. God immediatly sent me to the depths of hell. There I met Satan and Sadam Hussein and kicked him in the teeth. They were touching each in unclean ways. So I slapped them both for being such homosexuals. Then satan didn't like that, so he started to dance around me chanting "I WANT YOUR BOD, BOY!" So then satan took me, BUT I FAUGHT BACK! And ran into the lava, I then went back to heaven...then he got his soul and returned to earth to take the world over!
So he walked into the White Castle and ordered a burger. Then went to the white castle accross the street later. And then killed the President. President of the CHESS CLUB!I mean President of USA. I was taken-out by snipers that had water guns. So I walked home and took my clothes off, and got a liter of Jag. Then I took a shower and passed out on the floor. When I woke up there was a bear, two girls, so I knew somthin was up with this shizznat! What happen was they had a gotten drunk with me and then did somthin so amazing i said "OH MY GOOD-GOLLY-MISS-MOLLY!!!" So then I took them one-by-one and gave them a sweet and gentle........Massage! Afterwards I kicked them to the curb. Then I went to my homies crib, and played Grand Theft Auto and drank MGD Light and had shots of Jagermeister!!! Till he got real drunk and started to pee on his f***ing rug. Thats when he was all like "get the f*** outta my crib, bizznatches!" then he found a baseball bat, so I decided to run like a mother-f***er and found a good hiding spot.... I hid under the rug, but it was peed on so i ran inside the hallway closet, but he saw

One day I woke up with a bumped head from drinking the previous night. Today my long-lost brother should be just about getting home. He was coming from the lost Valkyrie that he secretly meets every once in a while. Then the door slammed open and Bobby came walking in the kitchen pooping everywhere he went. I said "NOW BOBBY!, YOU f***ING RETARD, I am gonna get a bazzoka n' shoot the White House! Then I'm like "no i'll shoot President Bush!" Great idea. I could never shoot him tho. Then I'll go for Osama? I am shooting Bobby because... HE s*** ON MY FLOOR, and then jerked my dog off. SO I SHOT HIM!!! And played soccer with his head. This blast unfortunately blew-up the neighborhood. So I couldnt really kick his head. Cuz i am now in heaven where i watch porn all day....JUST KIDDING!
I hit on a young lady at a 24/7 waffle shack in heaven that only serves shots o'Jag. So then after many shots i invited her back to my place so we could preform sinful deads. And then I stuck my teddy in the place where sun don't shine. God immediatly sent me to the depths of hell. There I met Satan and Sadam Hussein and kicked him in the teeth. They were touching each in unclean ways. So I slapped them both for being such homosexuals. Then satan didn't like that, so he started to dance around me chanting "I WANT YOUR BOD, BOY!" So then satan took me, BUT I FAUGHT BACK! And ran into the lava, I then went back to heaven...then he got his soul and returned to earth to take the world over!
So he walked into the White Castle and ordered a burger. Then went to the white castle accross the street later. And then killed the President. President of the CHESS CLUB!I mean President of USA. I was taken-out by snipers that had water guns. So I walked home and took my clothes off, and got a liter of Jag. Then I took a shower and passed out on the floor. When I woke up there was a bear, two girls, so I knew somthin was up with this shizznat! What happen was they had a gotten drunk with me and then did somthin so amazing i said "OH MY GOOD-GOLLY-MISS-MOLLY!!!" So then I took them one-by-one and gave them a sweet and gentle........Massage! Afterwards I kicked them to the curb. Then I went to my homies crib, and played Grand Theft Auto and drank MGD Light and had shots of Jagermeister!!! Till he got real drunk and started to pee on his f***ing rug. Thats when he was all like "get the f*** outta my crib, bizznatches!" then he found a baseball bat, so I decided to run like a mother-f***er and found a good hiding spot.... I hid under the rug, but it was peed on so i ran inside the hallway closet, but he saw my fat ass and chased

One day I woke up with a bumped head from drinking the previous night. Today my long-lost brother should be just about getting home. He was coming from the lost Valkyrie that he secretly meets every once in a while. Then the door slammed open and Bobby came walking in the kitchen pooping everywhere he went. I said "NOW BOBBY!, YOU f***ING RETARD, I am gonna get a bazzoka n' shoot the White House! Then I'm like "no i'll shoot President Bush!" Great idea. I could never shoot him tho. Then I'll go for Osama? I am shooting Bobby because... HE s*** ON MY FLOOR, and then jerked my dog off. SO I SHOT HIM!!! And played soccer with his head. This blast unfortunately blew-up the neighborhood. So I couldnt really kick his head. Cuz i am now in heaven where i watch porn all day....JUST KIDDING!
I hit on a young lady at a 24/7 waffle shack in heaven that only serves shots o'Jag. So then after many shots i invited her back to my place so we could preform sinful deads. And then I stuck my teddy in the place where sun don't shine. God immediatly sent me to the depths of hell. There I met Satan and Sadam Hussein and kicked him in the teeth. They were touching each in unclean ways. So I slapped them both for being such homosexuals. Then satan didn't like that, so he started to dance around me chanting "I WANT YOUR BOD, BOY!" So then satan took me, BUT I FAUGHT BACK! And ran into the lava, I then went back to heaven...then he got his soul and returned to earth to take the world over!
So he walked into the White Castle and ordered a burger. Then went to the white castle accross the street later. And then killed the President. President of the CHESS CLUB!I mean President of USA. I was taken-out by snipers that had water guns. So I walked home and took my clothes off, and got a liter of Jag. Then I took a shower and passed out on the floor. When I woke up there was a bear, two girls, so I knew somthin was up with this shizznat! What happen was they had a gotten drunk with me and then did somthin so amazing i said "OH MY GOOD-GOLLY-MISS-MOLLY!!!" So then I took them one-by-one and gave them a sweet and gentle........Massage! Afterwards I kicked them to the curb. Then I went to my homies crib, and played Grand Theft Auto and drank MGD Light and had shots of Jagermeister!!! Till he got real drunk and started to pee on his f***ing rug. Thats when he was all like "get the f*** outta my crib, bizznatches!" then he found a baseball bat, so I decided to run like a mother-f***er and found a good hiding spot.... I hid under the rug, but it was peed on so i ran inside the hallway closet, but he saw my fat ass and chased the mouse outside the house.

One day I woke up with a bumped head from drinking the previous night. Today my long-lost brother should be just about getting home. He was coming from the lost Valkyrie that he secretly meets every once in a while. Then the door slammed open and Bobby came walking in the kitchen pooping everywhere he went. I said "NOW BOBBY!, YOU f***ING RETARD, I am gonna get a bazzoka n' shoot the White House! Then I'm like "no i'll shoot President Bush!" Great idea. I could never shoot him tho. Then I'll go for Osama? I am shooting Bobby because... HE s*** ON MY FLOOR, and then jerked my dog off. SO I SHOT HIM!!! And played soccer with his head. This blast unfortunately blew-up the neighborhood. So I couldnt really kick his head. Cuz i am now in heaven where i watch porn all day....JUST KIDDING!
I hit on a young lady at a 24/7 waffle shack in heaven that only serves shots o'Jag. So then after many shots i invited her back to my place so we could preform sinful deads. And then I stuck my teddy in the place where sun don't shine. God immediatly sent me to the depths of hell. There I met Satan and Sadam Hussein and kicked him in the teeth. They were touching each in unclean ways. So I slapped them both for being such homosexuals. Then satan didn't like that, so he started to dance around me chanting "I WANT YOUR BOD, BOY!" So then satan took me, BUT I FAUGHT BACK! And ran into the lava, I then went back to heaven...then he got his soul and returned to earth to take the world over!
So he walked into the White Castle and ordered a burger. Then went to the white castle accross the street later. And then killed the President. President of the CHESS CLUB!I mean President of USA. I was taken-out by snipers that had water guns. So I walked home and took my clothes off, and got a liter of Jag. Then I took a shower and passed out on the floor. When I woke up there was a bear, two girls, so I knew somthin was up with this shizznat! What happen was they had a gotten drunk with me and then did somthin so amazing i said "OH MY GOOD-GOLLY-MISS-MOLLY!!!" So then I took them one-by-one and gave them a sweet and gentle........Massage! Afterwards I kicked them to the curb. Then I went to my homies crib, and played Grand Theft Auto and drank MGD Light and had shots of Jagermeister!!! Till he got real drunk and started to pee on his f***ing rug. Thats when he was all like "get the f*** outta my crib, bizznatches!" then he found a baseball bat, so I decided to run like a mother-f***er and found a good hiding spot.... I hid under the rug, but it was peed on so i ran inside the hallway closet, but he saw my fat ass and chased the mouse outside the house. Which is rather very silly.

One day I woke up with a bumped head from drinking the previous night. Today my long-lost brother should be just about getting home. He was coming from the lost Valkyrie that he secretly meets every once in a while. Then the door slammed open and Bobby came walking in the kitchen pooping everywhere he went. I said "NOW BOBBY!, YOU f***ING RETARD, I am gonna get a bazzoka n' shoot the White House! Then I'm like "no i'll shoot President Bush!" Great idea. I could never shoot him tho. Then I'll go for Osama? I am shooting Bobby because... HE s*** ON MY FLOOR, and then jerked my dog off. SO I SHOT HIM!!! And played soccer with his head. This blast unfortunately blew-up the neighborhood. So I couldnt really kick his head. Cuz i am now in heaven where i watch porn all day....JUST KIDDING!
I hit on a young lady at a 24/7 waffle shack in heaven that only serves shots o'Jag. So then after many shots i invited her back to my place so we could preform sinful deads. And then I stuck my teddy in the place where sun don't shine. God immediatly sent me to the depths of hell. There I met Satan and Sadam Hussein and kicked him in the teeth. They were touching each in unclean ways. So I slapped them both for being such homosexuals. Then satan didn't like that, so he started to dance around me chanting "I WANT YOUR BOD, BOY!" So then satan took me, BUT I FAUGHT BACK! And ran into the lava, I then went back to heaven...then he got his soul and returned to earth to take the world over!
So he walked into the White Castle and ordered a burger. Then went to the white castle accross the street later. And then killed the President. President of the CHESS CLUB!I mean President of USA. I was taken-out by snipers that had water guns. So I walked home and took my clothes off, and got a liter of Jag. Then I took a shower and passed out on the floor. When I woke up there was a bear, two girls, so I knew somthin was up with this shizznat! What happen was they had a gotten drunk with me and then did somthin so amazing i said "OH MY GOOD-GOLLY-MISS-MOLLY!!!" So then I took them one-by-one and gave them a sweet and gentle........Massage! Afterwards I kicked them to the curb. Then I went to my homies crib, and played Grand Theft Auto and drank MGD Light and had shots of Jagermeister!!! Till he got real drunk and started to pee on his f***ing rug. Thats when he was all like "get the f*** outta my crib, bizznatches!" then he found a baseball bat, so I decided to run like a mother-f***er and found a good hiding spot.... I hid under the rug, but it was peed on so i ran inside the hallway closet, but he saw my fat ass and chased the mouse outside the house. Which is rather very silly. Them I decided to take

One day I woke up with a bumped head from drinking the previous night. Today my long-lost brother should be just about getting home. He was coming from the lost Valkyrie that he secretly meets every once in a while. Then the door slammed open and Bobby came walking in the kitchen pooping everywhere he went. I said "NOW BOBBY!, YOU f***ING RETARD, I am gonna get a bazzoka n' shoot the White House! Then I'm like "no i'll shoot President Bush!" Great idea. I could never shoot him tho. Then I'll go for Osama? I am shooting Bobby because... HE s*** ON MY FLOOR, and then jerked my dog off. SO I SHOT HIM!!! And played soccer with his head. This blast unfortunately blew-up the neighborhood. So I couldnt really kick his head. Cuz i am now in heaven where i watch porn all day....JUST KIDDING!
I hit on a young lady at a 24/7 waffle shack in heaven that only serves shots o'Jag. So then after many shots i invited her back to my place so we could preform sinful deads. And then I stuck my teddy in the place where sun don't shine. God immediatly sent me to the depths of hell. There I met Satan and Sadam Hussein and kicked him in the teeth. They were touching each in unclean ways. So I slapped them both for being such homosexuals. Then satan didn't like that, so he started to dance around me chanting "I WANT YOUR BOD, BOY!" So then satan took me, BUT I FAUGHT BACK! And ran into the lava, I then went back to heaven...then he got his soul and returned to earth to take the world over!
So he walked into the White Castle and ordered a burger. Then went to the white castle accross the street later. And then killed the President. President of the CHESS CLUB!I mean President of USA. I was taken-out by snipers that had water guns. So I walked home and took my clothes off, and got a liter of Jag. Then I took a shower and passed out on the floor. When I woke up there was a bear, two girls, so I knew somthin was up with this shizznat! What happen was they had a gotten drunk with me and then did somthin so amazing i said "OH MY GOOD-GOLLY-MISS-MOLLY!!!" So then I took them one-by-one and gave them a sweet and gentle........Massage! Afterwards I kicked them to the curb. Then I went to my homies crib, and played Grand Theft Auto and drank MGD Light and had shots of Jagermeister!!! Till he got real drunk and started to pee on his f***ing rug. Thats when he was all like "get the f*** outta my crib, bizznatches!" then he found a baseball bat, so I decided to run like a mother-f***er and found a good hiding spot.... I hid under the rug, but it was peed on so i ran inside the hallway closet, but he saw my fat ass and chased the mouse outside the house. Which is rather very silly. Them I decided to take a purple pill called nexium.

One day I woke up with a bumped head from drinking the previous night. Today my long-lost brother should be just about getting home. He was coming from the lost Valkyrie that he secretly meets every once in a while. Then the door slammed open and Bobby came walking in the kitchen pooping everywhere he went. I said "NOW BOBBY!, YOU f***ING RETARD, I am gonna get a bazzoka n' shoot the White House! Then I'm like "no i'll shoot President Bush!" Great idea. I could never shoot him tho. Then I'll go for Osama? I am shooting Bobby because... HE s*** ON MY FLOOR, and then jerked my dog off. SO I SHOT HIM!!! And played soccer with his head. This blast unfortunately blew-up the neighborhood. So I couldnt really kick his head. Cuz i am now in heaven where i watch porn all day....JUST KIDDING!
I hit on a young lady at a 24/7 waffle shack in heaven that only serves shots o'Jag. So then after many shots i invited her back to my place so we could preform sinful deads. And then I stuck my teddy in the place where sun don't shine. God immediatly sent me to the depths of hell. There I met Satan and Sadam Hussein and kicked him in the teeth. They were touching each in unclean ways. So I slapped them both for being such homosexuals. Then satan didn't like that, so he started to dance around me chanting "I WANT YOUR BOD, BOY!" So then satan took me, BUT I FAUGHT BACK! And ran into the lava, I then went back to heaven...then he got his soul and returned to earth to take the world over!
So he walked into the White Castle and ordered a burger. Then went to the white castle accross the street later. And then killed the President. President of the CHESS CLUB!I mean President of USA. I was taken-out by snipers that had water guns. So I walked home and took my clothes off, and got a liter of Jag. Then I took a shower and passed out on the floor. When I woke up there was a bear, two girls, so I knew somthin was up with this shizznat! What happen was they had a gotten drunk with me and then did somthin so amazing i said "OH MY GOOD-GOLLY-MISS-MOLLY!!!" So then I took them one-by-one and gave them a sweet and gentle........Massage! Afterwards I kicked them to the curb. Then I went to my homies crib, and played Grand Theft Auto and drank MGD Light and had shots of Jagermeister!!! Till he got real drunk and started to pee on his f***ing rug. Thats when he was all like "get the f*** outta my crib, bizznatches!" then he found a baseball bat, so I decided to run like a mother-f***er and found a good hiding spot.... I hid under the rug, but it was peed on so i ran inside the hallway closet, but he saw my fat ass and chased the mouse outside the house. Which is rather very silly. Them I decided to take a purple pill called nexium. I also ate shrooms and

One day I woke up with a bumped head from drinking the previous night. Today my long-lost brother should be just about getting home. He was coming from the lost Valkyrie that he secretly meets every once in a while. Then the door slammed open and Bobby came walking in the kitchen pooping everywhere he went. I said "NOW BOBBY!, YOU f***ING RETARD, I am gonna get a bazzoka n' shoot the White House! Then I'm like "no i'll shoot President Bush!" Great idea. I could never shoot him tho. Then I'll go for Osama? I am shooting Bobby because... HE s*** ON MY FLOOR, and then jerked my dog off. SO I SHOT HIM!!! And played soccer with his head. This blast unfortunately blew-up the neighborhood. So I couldnt really kick his head. Cuz i am now in heaven where i watch porn all day....JUST KIDDING!
I hit on a young lady at a 24/7 waffle shack in heaven that only serves shots o'Jag. So then after many shots i invited her back to my place so we could preform sinful deads. And then I stuck my teddy in the place where sun don't shine. God immediatly sent me to the depths of hell. There I met Satan and Sadam Hussein and kicked him in the teeth. They were touching each in unclean ways. So I slapped them both for being such homosexuals. Then satan didn't like that, so he started to dance around me chanting "I WANT YOUR BOD, BOY!" So then satan took me, BUT I FAUGHT BACK! And ran into the lava, I then went back to heaven...then he got his soul and returned to earth to take the world over!
So he walked into the White Castle and ordered a burger. Then went to the white castle accross the street later. And then killed the President. President of the CHESS CLUB!I mean President of USA. I was taken-out by snipers that had water guns. So I walked home and took my clothes off, and got a liter of Jag. Then I took a shower and passed out on the floor. When I woke up there was a bear, two girls, so I knew somthin was up with this shizznat! What happen was they had a gotten drunk with me and then did somthin so amazing i said "OH MY GOOD-GOLLY-MISS-MOLLY!!!" So then I took them one-by-one and gave them a sweet and gentle........Massage! Afterwards I kicked them to the curb. Then I went to my homies crib, and played Grand Theft Auto and drank MGD Light and had shots of Jagermeister!!! Till he got real drunk and started to pee on his f***ing rug. Thats when he was all like "get the f*** outta my crib, bizznatches!" then he found a baseball bat, so I decided to run like a mother-f***er and found a good hiding spot.... I hid under the rug, but it was peed on so i ran inside the hallway closet, but he saw my fat ass and chased the mouse outside the house. Which is rather very silly. Them I decided to take a purple pill called nexium. I also ate shrooms and cialis, a once-a-day pill-for-natural male-enhancement.

One day I woke up with a bumped head from drinking the previous night. Today my long-lost brother should be just about getting home. He was coming from the lost Valkyrie that he secretly meets every once in a while. Then the door slammed open and Bobby came walking in the kitchen pooping everywhere he went. I said "NOW BOBBY!, YOU f***ING RETARD, I am gonna get a bazzoka n' shoot the White House! Then I'm like "no i'll shoot President Bush!" Great idea. I could never shoot him tho. Then I'll go for Osama? I am shooting Bobby because... HE s*** ON MY FLOOR, and then jerked my dog off. SO I SHOT HIM!!! And played soccer with his head. This blast unfortunately blew-up the neighborhood. So I couldnt really kick his head. Cuz i am now in heaven where i watch porn all day....JUST KIDDING!
I hit on a young lady at a 24/7 waffle shack in heaven that only serves shots o'Jag. So then after many shots i invited her back to my place so we could preform sinful deads. And then I stuck my teddy in the place where sun don't shine. God immediatly sent me to the depths of hell. There I met Satan and Sadam Hussein and kicked him in the teeth. They were touching each in unclean ways. So I slapped them both for being such homosexuals. Then satan didn't like that, so he started to dance around me chanting "I WANT YOUR BOD, BOY!" So then satan took me, BUT I FAUGHT BACK! And ran into the lava, I then went back to heaven...then he got his soul and returned to earth to take the world over!
So he walked into the White Castle and ordered a burger. Then went to the white castle accross the street later. And then killed the President. President of the CHESS CLUB!I mean President of USA. I was taken-out by snipers that had water guns. So I walked home and took my clothes off, and got a liter of Jag. Then I took a shower and passed out on the floor. When I woke up there was a bear, two girls, so I knew somthin was up with this shizznat! What happen was they had a gotten drunk with me and then did somthin so amazing i said "OH MY GOOD-GOLLY-MISS-MOLLY!!!" So then I took them one-by-one and gave them a sweet and gentle........Massage! Afterwards I kicked them to the curb. Then I went to my homies crib, and played Grand Theft Auto and drank MGD Light and had shots of Jagermeister!!! Till he got real drunk and started to pee on his f***ing rug. Thats when he was all like "get the f*** outta my crib, bizznatches!" then he found a baseball bat, so I decided to run like a mother-f***er and found a good hiding spot.... I hid under the rug, but it was peed on so i ran inside the hallway closet, but he saw my fat ass and chased the mouse outside the house. Which is rather very silly. Them I decided to take a purple pill called nexium. I also ate shrooms and cialis, a once-a-day pill-for-natural male-enhancement. So then I was trippin

One day I woke up with a bumped head from drinking the previous night. Today my long-lost brother should be just about getting home. He was coming from the lost Valkyrie that he secretly meets every once in a while. Then the door slammed open and Bobby came walking in the kitchen pooping everywhere he went. I said "NOW BOBBY!, YOU f***ING RETARD, I am gonna get a bazzoka n' shoot the White House! Then I'm like "no i'll shoot President Bush!" Great idea. I could never shoot him tho. Then I'll go for Osama? I am shooting Bobby because... HE s*** ON MY FLOOR, and then jerked my dog off. SO I SHOT HIM!!! And played soccer with his head. This blast unfortunately blew-up the neighborhood. So I couldnt really kick his head. Cuz i am now in heaven where i watch porn all day....JUST KIDDING!
I hit on a young lady at a 24/7 waffle shack in heaven that only serves shots o'Jag. So then after many shots i invited her back to my place so we could preform sinful deads. And then I stuck my teddy in the place where sun don't shine. God immediatly sent me to the depths of hell. There I met Satan and Sadam Hussein and kicked him in the teeth. They were touching each in unclean ways. So I slapped them both for being such homosexuals. Then satan didn't like that, so he started to dance around me chanting "I WANT YOUR BOD, BOY!" So then satan took me, BUT I FAUGHT BACK! And ran into the lava, I then went back to heaven...then he got his soul and returned to earth to take the world over!
So he walked into the White Castle and ordered a burger. Then went to the white castle accross the street later. And then killed the President. President of the CHESS CLUB!I mean President of USA. I was taken-out by snipers that had water guns. So I walked home and took my clothes off, and got a liter of Jag. Then I took a shower and passed out on the floor. When I woke up there was a bear, two girls, so I knew somthin was up with this shizznat! What happen was they had a gotten drunk with me and then did somthin so amazing i said "OH MY GOOD-GOLLY-MISS-MOLLY!!!" So then I took them one-by-one and gave them a sweet and gentle........Massage! Afterwards I kicked them to the curb. Then I went to my homies crib, and played Grand Theft Auto and drank MGD Light and had shots of Jagermeister!!! Till he got real drunk and started to pee on his f***ing rug. Thats when he was all like "get the f*** outta my crib, bizznatches!" then he found a baseball bat, so I decided to run like a mother-f***er and found a good hiding spot.... I hid under the rug, but it was peed on so i ran inside the hallway closet, but he saw my fat ass and chased the mouse outside the house. Which is rather very silly.
Then I decided to take a purple pill called nexium. I also ate shrooms and cialis, a once-a-day pill-for-natural male-enhancement. So then I was trippin & dancin' & singin' & movin' to-the-groovin'. Then

One day I woke up with a bumped head from drinking the previous night. Today my long-lost brother should be just about getting home. He was coming from the lost Valkyrie that he secretly meets every once in a while. Then the door slammed open and Bobby came walking in the kitchen pooping everywhere he went. I said "NOW BOBBY!, YOU f***ING RETARD, I am gonna get a bazzoka n' shoot the White House! Then I'm like "no i'll shoot President Bush!" Great idea. I could never shoot him tho. Then I'll go for Osama? I am shooting Bobby because... HE s*** ON MY FLOOR, and then jerked my dog off. SO I SHOT HIM!!! And played soccer with his head. This blast unfortunately blew-up the neighborhood. So I couldnt really kick his head. Cuz i am now in heaven where i watch porn all day....JUST KIDDING!
I hit on a young lady at a 24/7 waffle shack in heaven that only serves shots o'Jag. So then after many shots i invited her back to my place so we could preform sinful deads. And then I stuck my teddy in the place where sun don't shine. God immediatly sent me to the depths of hell. There I met Satan and Sadam Hussein and kicked him in the teeth. They were touching each in unclean ways. So I slapped them both for being such homosexuals. Then satan didn't like that, so he started to dance around me chanting "I WANT YOUR BOD, BOY!" So then satan took me, BUT I FAUGHT BACK! And ran into the lava, I then went back to heaven...then he got his soul and returned to earth to take the world over!
So he walked into the White Castle and ordered a burger. Then went to the white castle accross the street later. And then killed the President. President of the CHESS CLUB!I mean President of USA. I was taken-out by snipers that had water guns. So I walked home and took my clothes off, and got a liter of Jag. Then I took a shower and passed out on the floor. When I woke up there was a bear, two girls, so I knew somthin was up with this shizznat! What happen was they had a gotten drunk with me and then did somthin so amazing i said "OH MY GOOD-GOLLY-MISS-MOLLY!!!" So then I took them one-by-one and gave them a sweet and gentle........Massage! Afterwards I kicked them to the curb. Then I went to my homies crib, and played Grand Theft Auto and drank MGD Light and had shots of Jagermeister!!! Till he got real drunk and started to pee on his f***ing rug. Thats when he was all like "get the f*** outta my crib, bizznatches!" then he found a baseball bat, so I decided to run like a mother-f***er and found a good hiding spot.... I hid under the rug, but it was peed on so i ran inside the hallway closet, but he saw my fat ass and chased the mouse outside the house. Which is rather very silly.
Then I decided to take a purple pill called nexium. I also ate shrooms and cialis, a once-a-day pill-for-natural male-enhancement. So then I was trippin & dancin' & singin' & movin' to-the-groovin'. Then thats when it hit

One day I woke up with a bumped head from drinking the previous night. Today my long-lost brother should be just about getting home. He was coming from the lost Valkyrie that he secretly meets every once in a while. Then the door slammed open and Bobby came walking in the kitchen pooping everywhere he went. I said "NOW BOBBY!, YOU f***ING RETARD, I am gonna get a bazzoka n' shoot the White House! Then I'm like "no i'll shoot President Bush!" Great idea. I could never shoot him tho. Then I'll go for Osama? I am shooting Bobby because... HE s*** ON MY FLOOR, and then jerked my dog off. SO I SHOT HIM!!! And played soccer with his head. This blast unfortunately blew-up the neighborhood. So I couldnt really kick his head. Cuz i am now in heaven where i watch porn all day....JUST KIDDING!
I hit on a young lady at a 24/7 waffle shack in heaven that only serves shots o'Jag. So then after many shots i invited her back to my place so we could preform sinful deads. And then I stuck my teddy in the place where sun don't shine. God immediatly sent me to the depths of hell. There I met Satan and Sadam Hussein and kicked him in the teeth. They were touching each in unclean ways. So I slapped them both for being such homosexuals. Then satan didn't like that, so he started to dance around me chanting "I WANT YOUR BOD, BOY!" So then satan took me, BUT I FAUGHT BACK! And ran into the lava, I then went back to heaven...then he got his soul and returned to earth to take the world over!
So he walked into the White Castle and ordered a burger. Then went to the white castle accross the street later. And then killed the President. President of the CHESS CLUB!I mean President of USA. I was taken-out by snipers that had water guns. So I walked home and took my clothes off, and got a liter of Jag. Then I took a shower and passed out on the floor. When I woke up there was a bear, two girls, so I knew somthin was up with this shizznat! What happen was they had a gotten drunk with me and then did somthin so amazing i said "OH MY GOOD-GOLLY-MISS-MOLLY!!!" So then I took them one-by-one and gave them a sweet and gentle........Massage! Afterwards I kicked them to the curb. Then I went to my homies crib, and played Grand Theft Auto and drank MGD Light and had shots of Jagermeister!!! Till he got real drunk and started to pee on his f***ing rug. Thats when he was all like "get the f*** outta my crib, bizznatches!" then he found a baseball bat, so I decided to run like a mother-f***er and found a good hiding spot.... I hid under the rug, but it was peed on so i ran inside the hallway closet, but he saw my fat ass and chased the mouse outside the house. Which is rather very silly.
Then I decided to take a purple pill called nexium. I also ate shrooms and cialis, a once-a-day pill-for-natural male-enhancement. So then I was trippin & dancin' & singin' & movin' to-the-groovin'. Then thats when it hit me.... I WAS TRIPPIN' MAD

One day I woke up with a bumped head from drinking the previous night. Today my long-lost brother should be just about getting home. He was coming from the lost Valkyrie that he secretly meets every once in a while. Then the door slammed open and Bobby came walking in the kitchen pooping everywhere he went. I said "NOW BOBBY!, YOU f***ING RETARD, I am gonna get a bazzoka n' shoot the White House! Then I'm like "no i'll shoot President Bush!" Great idea. I could never shoot him tho. Then I'll go for Osama? I am shooting Bobby because... HE s*** ON MY FLOOR, and then jerked my dog off. SO I SHOT HIM!!! And played soccer with his head. This blast unfortunately blew-up the neighborhood. So I couldnt really kick his head. Cuz i am now in heaven where i watch porn all day....JUST KIDDING!
I hit on a young lady at a 24/7 waffle shack in heaven that only serves shots o'Jag. So then after many shots i invited her back to my place so we could preform sinful deads. And then I stuck my teddy in the place where sun don't shine. God immediatly sent me to the depths of hell. There I met Satan and Sadam Hussein and kicked him in the teeth. They were touching each in unclean ways. So I slapped them both for being such homosexuals. Then satan didn't like that, so he started to dance around me chanting "I WANT YOUR BOD, BOY!" So then satan took me, BUT I FAUGHT BACK! And ran into the lava, I then went back to heaven...then he got his soul and returned to earth to take the world over!
So he walked into the White Castle and ordered a burger. Then went to the white castle accross the street later. And then killed the President. President of the CHESS CLUB!I mean President of USA. I was taken-out by snipers that had water guns. So I walked home and took my clothes off, and got a liter of Jag. Then I took a shower and passed out on the floor. When I woke up there was a bear, two girls, so I knew somthin was up with this shizznat! What happen was they had a gotten drunk with me and then did somthin so amazing i said "OH MY GOOD-GOLLY-MISS-MOLLY!!!" So then I took them one-by-one and gave them a sweet and gentle........Massage! Afterwards I kicked them to the curb. Then I went to my homies crib, and played Grand Theft Auto and drank MGD Light and had shots of Jagermeister!!! Till he got real drunk and started to pee on his f***ing rug. Thats when he was all like "get the f*** outta my crib, bizznatches!" then he found a baseball bat, so I decided to run like a mother-f***er and found a good hiding spot.... I hid under the rug, but it was peed on so i ran inside the hallway closet, but he saw my fat ass and chased the mouse outside the house. Which is rather very silly.
Then I decided to take a purple pill called nexium. I also ate shrooms and cialis, a once-a-day pill-for-natural male-enhancement. So then I was trippin & dancin' & singin' & movin' to-the-groovin'. Then thats when it hit me.... I WAS TRIPPIN' MAD, so I thought to myself

One day I woke up with a bumped head from drinking the previous night. Today my long-lost brother should be just about getting home. He was coming from the lost Valkyrie that he secretly meets every once in a while. Then the door slammed open and Bobby came walking in the kitchen pooping everywhere he went. I said "NOW BOBBY!, YOU f***ING RETARD, I am gonna get a bazzoka n' shoot the White House! Then I'm like "no i'll shoot President Bush!" Great idea. I could never shoot him tho. Then I'll go for Osama? I am shooting Bobby because... HE s*** ON MY FLOOR, and then jerked my dog off. SO I SHOT HIM!!! And played soccer with his head. This blast unfortunately blew-up the neighborhood. So I couldnt really kick his head. Cuz i am now in heaven where i watch porn all day....JUST KIDDING!
I hit on a young lady at a 24/7 waffle shack in heaven that only serves shots o'Jag. So then after many shots i invited her back to my place so we could preform sinful deads. And then I stuck my teddy in the place where sun don't shine. God immediatly sent me to the depths of hell. There I met Satan and Sadam Hussein and kicked him in the teeth. They were touching each in unclean ways. So I slapped them both for being such homosexuals. Then satan didn't like that, so he started to dance around me chanting "I WANT YOUR BOD, BOY!" So then satan took me, BUT I FAUGHT BACK! And ran into the lava, I then went back to heaven...then he got his soul and returned to earth to take the world over!
So he walked into the White Castle and ordered a burger. Then went to the white castle accross the street later. And then killed the President. President of the CHESS CLUB!I mean President of USA. I was taken-out by snipers that had water guns. So I walked home and took my clothes off, and got a liter of Jag. Then I took a shower and passed out on the floor. When I woke up there was a bear, two girls, so I knew somthin was up with this shizznat! What happen was they had a gotten drunk with me and then did somthin so amazing i said "OH MY GOOD-GOLLY-MISS-MOLLY!!!" So then I took them one-by-one and gave them a sweet and gentle........Massage! Afterwards I kicked them to the curb. Then I went to my homies crib, and played Grand Theft Auto and drank MGD Light and had shots of Jagermeister!!! Till he got real drunk and started to pee on his f***ing rug. Thats when he was all like "get the f*** outta my crib, bizznatches!" then he found a baseball bat, so I decided to run like a mother-f***er and found a good hiding spot.... I hid under the rug, but it was peed on so i ran inside the hallway closet, but he saw my fat ass and chased the mouse outside the house. Which is rather very silly.
Then I decided to take a purple pill called nexium. I also ate shrooms and cialis, a once-a-day pill-for-natural male-enhancement. So then I was trippin & dancin' & singin' & movin' to-the-groovin'. Then thats when it hit me.... I WAS TRIPPIN' MAD, so I thought to myself drinka' glass o' water and

One day I woke up with a bumped head from drinking the previous night. Today my long-lost brother should be just about getting home. He was coming from the lost Valkyrie that he secretly meets every once in a while. Then the door slammed open and Bobby came walking in the kitchen pooping everywhere he went. I said "NOW BOBBY!, YOU f***ING RETARD, I am gonna get a bazzoka n' shoot the White House! Then I'm like "no i'll shoot President Bush!" Great idea. I could never shoot him tho. Then I'll go for Osama? I am shooting Bobby because... HE s*** ON MY FLOOR, and then jerked my dog off. SO I SHOT HIM!!! And played soccer with his head. This blast unfortunately blew-up the neighborhood. So I couldnt really kick his head. Cuz i am now in heaven where i watch porn all day....JUST KIDDING!
I hit on a young lady at a 24/7 waffle shack in heaven that only serves shots o'Jag. So then after many shots i invited her back to my place so we could preform sinful deads. And then I stuck my teddy in the place where sun don't shine. God immediatly sent me to the depths of hell. There I met Satan and Sadam Hussein and kicked him in the teeth. They were touching each in unclean ways. So I slapped them both for being such homosexuals. Then satan didn't like that, so he started to dance around me chanting "I WANT YOUR BOD, BOY!" So then satan took me, BUT I FAUGHT BACK! And ran into the lava, I then went back to heaven...then he got his soul and returned to earth to take the world over!
So he walked into the White Castle and ordered a burger. Then went to the white castle accross the street later. And then killed the President. President of the CHESS CLUB!I mean President of USA. I was taken-out by snipers that had water guns. So I walked home and took my clothes off, and got a liter of Jag. Then I took a shower and passed out on the floor. When I woke up there was a bear, two girls, so I knew somthin was up with this shizznat! What happen was they had a gotten drunk with me and then did somthin so amazing i said "OH MY GOOD-GOLLY-MISS-MOLLY!!!" So then I took them one-by-one and gave them a sweet and gentle........Massage! Afterwards I kicked them to the curb. Then I went to my homies crib, and played Grand Theft Auto and drank MGD Light and had shots of Jagermeister!!! Till he got real drunk and started to pee on his f***ing rug. Thats when he was all like "get the f*** outta my crib, bizznatches!" then he found a baseball bat, so I decided to run like a mother-f***er and found a good hiding spot.... I hid under the rug, but it was peed on so i ran inside the hallway closet, but he saw my fat ass and chased the mouse outside the house. Which is rather very silly.
Then I decided to take a purple pill called nexium. I also ate shrooms and cialis, a once-a-day pill-for-natural male-enhancement. So then I was trippin & dancin' & singin' & movin' to-the-groovin'. Then thats when it hit me.... I WAS TRIPPIN' MAD, so I thought to myself drinka' glass o' water and smoke some more weed. So

One day I woke up with a bumped head from drinking the previous night. Today my long-lost brother should be just about getting home. He was coming from the lost Valkyrie that he secretly meets every once in a while. Then the door slammed open and Bobby came walking in the kitchen pooping everywhere he went. I said "NOW BOBBY!, YOU f***ING RETARD, I am gonna get a bazzoka n' shoot the White House! Then I'm like "no i'll shoot President Bush!" Great idea. I could never shoot him tho. Then I'll go for Osama? I am shooting Bobby because... HE s*** ON MY FLOOR, and then jerked my dog off. SO I SHOT HIM!!! And played soccer with his head. This blast unfortunately blew-up the neighborhood. So I couldnt really kick his head. Cuz i am now in heaven where i watch porn all day....JUST KIDDING!
I hit on a young lady at a 24/7 waffle shack in heaven that only serves shots o'Jag. So then after many shots i invited her back to my place so we could preform sinful deads. And then I stuck my teddy in the place where sun don't shine. God immediatly sent me to the depths of hell. There I met Satan and Sadam Hussein and kicked him in the teeth. They were touching each in unclean ways. So I slapped them both for being such homosexuals. Then satan didn't like that, so he started to dance around me chanting "I WANT YOUR BOD, BOY!" So then satan took me, BUT I FAUGHT BACK! And ran into the lava, I then went back to heaven...then he got his soul and returned to earth to take the world over!
So he walked into the White Castle and ordered a burger. Then went to the white castle accross the street later. And then killed the President. President of the CHESS CLUB!I mean President of USA. I was taken-out by snipers that had water guns. So I walked home and took my clothes off, and got a liter of Jag. Then I took a shower and passed out on the floor. When I woke up there was a bear, two girls, so I knew somthin was up with this shizznat! What happen was they had a gotten drunk with me and then did somthin so amazing i said "OH MY GOOD-GOLLY-MISS-MOLLY!!!" So then I took them one-by-one and gave them a sweet and gentle........Massage! Afterwards I kicked them to the curb. Then I went to my homies crib, and played Grand Theft Auto and drank MGD Light and had shots of Jagermeister!!! Till he got real drunk and started to pee on his f***ing rug. Thats when he was all like "get the f*** outta my crib, bizznatches!" then he found a baseball bat, so I decided to run like a mother-f***er and found a good hiding spot.... I hid under the rug, but it was peed on so i ran inside the hallway closet, but he saw my fat ass and chased the mouse outside the house. Which is rather very silly.
Then I decided to take a purple pill called nexium. I also ate shrooms and cialis, a once-a-day pill-for-natural male-enhancement. So then I was trippin & dancin' & singin' & movin' to-the-groovin'. Then thats when it hit me.... I WAS TRIPPIN' MAD, so I thought to myself drinka' glass o' water and smoke some more weed.
So then the cops busted in

One day I woke up with a bumped head from drinking the previous night. Today my long-lost brother should be just about getting home. He was coming from the lost Valkyrie that he secretly meets every once in a while. Then the door slammed open and Bobby came walking in the kitchen pooping everywhere he went. I said "NOW BOBBY!, YOU f***ING RETARD, I am gonna get a bazzoka n' shoot the White House! Then I'm like "no i'll shoot President Bush!" Great idea. I could never shoot him tho. Then I'll go for Osama? I am shooting Bobby because... HE s*** ON MY FLOOR, and then jerked my dog off. SO I SHOT HIM!!! And played soccer with his head. This blast unfortunately blew-up the neighborhood. So I couldnt really kick his head. Cuz i am now in heaven where i watch porn all day....JUST KIDDING!
I hit on a young lady at a 24/7 waffle shack in heaven that only serves shots o'Jag. So then after many shots i invited her back to my place so we could preform sinful deads. And then I stuck my teddy in the place where sun don't shine. God immediatly sent me to the depths of hell. There I met Satan and Sadam Hussein and kicked him in the teeth. They were touching each in unclean ways. So I slapped them both for being such homosexuals. Then satan didn't like that, so he started to dance around me chanting "I WANT YOUR BOD, BOY!" So then satan took me, BUT I FAUGHT BACK! And ran into the lava, I then went back to heaven...then he got his soul and returned to earth to take the world over!
So he walked into the White Castle and ordered a burger. Then went to the white castle accross the street later. And then killed the President. President of the CHESS CLUB!I mean President of USA. I was taken-out by snipers that had water guns. So I walked home and took my clothes off, and got a liter of Jag. Then I took a shower and passed out on the floor. When I woke up there was a bear, two girls, so I knew somthin was up with this shizznat! What happen was they had a gotten drunk with me and then did somthin so amazing i said "OH MY GOOD-GOLLY-MISS-MOLLY!!!" So then I took them one-by-one and gave them a sweet and gentle........Massage! Afterwards I kicked them to the curb. Then I went to my homies crib, and played Grand Theft Auto and drank MGD Light and had shots of Jagermeister!!! Till he got real drunk and started to pee on his f***ing rug. Thats when he was all like "get the f*** outta my crib, bizznatches!" then he found a baseball bat, so I decided to run like a mother-f***er and found a good hiding spot.... I hid under the rug, but it was peed on so i ran inside the hallway closet, but he saw my fat ass and chased the mouse outside the house. Which is rather very silly.
Then I decided to take a purple pill called nexium. I also ate shrooms and cialis, a once-a-day pill-for-natural male-enhancement. So then I was trippin & dancin' & singin' & movin' to-the-groovin'. Then thats when it hit me.... I WAS TRIPPIN' MAD, so I thought to myself drinka' glass o' water and smoke some more weed.
So then the cops busted in and started to smoke too.

One day I woke up with a bumped head from drinking the previous night. Today my long-lost brother should be just about getting home. He was coming from the lost Valkyrie that he secretly meets every once in a while. Then the door slammed open and Bobby came walking in the kitchen pooping everywhere he went. I said "NOW BOBBY!, YOU f***ING RETARD, I am gonna get a bazzoka n' shoot the White House! Then I'm like "no i'll shoot President Bush!" Great idea. I could never shoot him tho. Then I'll go for Osama? I am shooting Bobby because... HE s*** ON MY FLOOR, and then jerked my dog off. SO I SHOT HIM!!! And played soccer with his head. This blast unfortunately blew-up the neighborhood. So I couldnt really kick his head. Cuz i am now in heaven where i watch porn all day....JUST KIDDING!
I hit on a young lady at a 24/7 waffle shack in heaven that only serves shots o'Jag. So then after many shots i invited her back to my place so we could preform sinful deads. And then I stuck my teddy in the place where sun don't shine. God immediatly sent me to the depths of hell. There I met Satan and Sadam Hussein and kicked him in the teeth. They were touching each in unclean ways. So I slapped them both for being such homosexuals. Then satan didn't like that, so he started to dance around me chanting "I WANT YOUR BOD, BOY!" So then satan took me, BUT I FAUGHT BACK! And ran into the lava, I then went back to heaven...then he got his soul and returned to earth to take the world over!
So he walked into the White Castle and ordered a burger. Then went to the white castle accross the street later. And then killed the President. President of the CHESS CLUB!I mean President of USA. I was taken-out by snipers that had water guns. So I walked home and took my clothes off, and got a liter of Jag. Then I took a shower and passed out on the floor. When I woke up there was a bear, two girls, so I knew somthin was up with this shizznat! What happen was they had a gotten drunk with me and then did somthin so amazing i said "OH MY GOOD-GOLLY-MISS-MOLLY!!!" So then I took them one-by-one and gave them a sweet and gentle........Massage! Afterwards I kicked them to the curb. Then I went to my homies crib, and played Grand Theft Auto and drank MGD Light and had shots of Jagermeister!!! Till he got real drunk and started to pee on his f***ing rug. Thats when he was all like "get the f*** outta my crib, bizznatches!" then he found a baseball bat, so I decided to run like a mother-f***er and found a good hiding spot.... I hid under the rug, but it was peed on so i ran inside the hallway closet, but he saw my fat ass and chased the mouse outside the house. Which is rather very silly.
Then I decided to take a purple pill called nexium. I also ate shrooms and cialis, a once-a-day pill-for-natural male-enhancement. So then I was trippin & dancin' & singin' & movin' to-the-groovin'. Then thats when it hit me.... I WAS TRIPPIN' MAD, so I thought to myself drinka' glass o' water and smoke some more weed.
So then the cops busted in and started to smoke too. And we had the best