Ahem. Tough one zanthe. I think I will have to go with facing Beerus the destroyer and for my character I would choose to be Whis. Whis would win any time. P3: 1 / Btd: 0

 Facing a fictional character means I also get to be one for this purely fictional contest.

 For the next person, my question will also be fiction but a reality based scenario that probably would not happen.

 Would you rather get cosmonaut training and be fired into space for a six month adventure [as an unpaid trainee] before a celebrated triumphant return to Earth with your small team of cosmonauts OR be paid in the higher five figures to live on a tropical beach in a cottage and go to parties for three years with resort patrons? Which experience would you put your stamp on?

 P3

That's a good point Postman XD. I'd also have to agree if I was going to face Beerus I'd also have to be Whis.

Since being fictional characters is allowed I'd put my stamp on living on the beach with higher 5 figures and partying
with resort patrons but I'd do it as 007 in a classy gray flannel suit. Shaken not stirred.

Would you rather be 10ft tall or have spider powers?

I'd rather have some sick spider powers. I did grow up a Spiderman fan, after all.

Would you rather live in the Marvel Universe or the DC Universe?

I would rather live in the Marvel universe than the DC universe. I find the DC universe to be far more unrealistic than the Marvel. I don't want to spend the time to fully explain this here but I've always found the stories in Marvel to be more realistic and believable than DC.

Would you rather play games on PC or on a console?

I'd rather play games on a console simply because that's how I've always played them. The only reason I'm biased toward consoles is because I've never played games on a gaming pc before. Perhaps if I knew what the experience was like, my answer might be different.

Would you rather live until 80 in poverty or live until 40 in riches?

SacredShadow : I would rather live until 40 in riches because I want to make it a priority to enjoy the life I have rather than live as long as possible. Plus, I like helping others so being rich would allow me to pay for my friends at a restaurant and anything like that.

Would you rather type up a 5-page paper at the last second or type a 10-page paper with so much time to do it?

I could figure a way to type up a lot of words, but 5 pages is frankly impossible for me to come up with in one day. So I can take the 10 page paper.

Would you rather wear dirty underwear or use a dirty toothbrush?

Ugh...such a foul question...I'd choose neither if I had the option, but that's not how this works. Between the two of them, I guess I'd go with dirty underwear over a dirty toothbrush. I would not be able to rest easy knowing that I brushed my teeth with a less than adequately clean toothbrush. Thankfully I always gurgle mouthwash after I brush my teeth, but still...

Would you rather have all of your clothing be two sizes too big or one size too small? 

I'd rather my clothes be 2 sizes big it's easier to move around that
way and baggy clothes are cool I hear.

Would you rather go backward in time or forward?

Forward... Traveling back in time could be too disastrous, the future hasn't happened yet, so it can't get ruined! 

Would you rather have a sports car or a vintage car?

I'd rather have a nice sports car. I'm more into cars that look fast and look cool, and usually sports cars fits that demographic.

Would you rather receive a lifetime supply of gas for your car or a lifetime supply of food from your favorite resturant/fast food place?

Although food from a favorite restaurant is always nice, I don't think I would want or need a lifetime supply of it. I would quickly grow tired of it...not to mention it would be really unhealthy.That leaves me with a lifetime supply of gas for my car, which is pretty useful since gas prices can fluctuate and get quite expensive at times. For obvious reasons, I just hope that the supply of it is nowhere near where I live haha.

User below me, would you rather own a lightsaber, or be a pokemon trainer?

  I would rather be an honest to the maker Pokémon trainer. A light saber would be a dangerous weapon that by its very nature would definitely take time, practice and careful instruction to learn how to use. Even then, a highly skilled person could still lop their own foot off with such a perilous hand held weapon.

 Pokémon expertise is something I have already had years of fun training with under the assumption that all it would ever be was a super fun Nintendo game. If Pokémon came to life and we needed containment strategies to avoid being wiped off the face of the Earth by their sometimes vast level of power, being a Pokémon trainer responsible for making sure they used their powers as an influence of good in the world could be a role that I would eagerly slide into. I know more Pokémon than most. Certain more than a person who just caught on when Pokémon Go launched and they got it on their phone. My years of experience playing would translate much better with living Pokémon than any newbie who just plays Pokémon Go and never did anything else with Pokémon. They know next to nothing. Better me to handle that reality than people who get hit by vehicles while getting lost in their single minded pursuit.

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 zanthehero :    Yes. You could be a fictional character in these scenarios but why would you want to be anyone but yourself? Bond has to get called away frequently for his utility as being the " secret agent man " lead in his adventures. The space adventure has more in common with his portrayed life [ at least the space travel a la Moonraker but I did not mention anyone being shot with laser weapons ] than any time he gets to relax and have a prolonged stretch of fun. Even in Thunderball when he was supposed to take a vacation, there were still assassins looking for him. Then there's the propensity of beautiful women being killed because they interacted with the unequivocal spy. You do not want that happening around you , do you ? It would not take James Bond very long to stink up that idyllic existence.
 
 Also, in a reality based scenario [ stuff that is not too far out there to actually happen to someone ] , try to choose a more realistic character to fit into it. My chosen character fit the realities you had me choose between to a tee. That's because those cartoon characters your question featured were of complete " science fiction " narratives .

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  darthyoda :   Be careful what you wish for alternate timeline Yoda. Going into the future may seem a sure thing yet if you happened to doom the people of the future to utter annihilation just by being at the exact wrong juncture in future to immediately affect pivotal events that will not happen for hundreds of years from this date before being zipped back to your proper place in history, then you would have to live for the rest of your life knowing that everyone who descends from all the people that you know and everyone today that you have not gotten to meet will someday be destroyed because of your time travel action and in so doing, eliminate our collective legacy and testament on planet Earth.



  Any member below me, would you rather that Time Warner produced and released yet another Batman film or another Wonder Woman film? Please do elucidate on why you prefer better whichever one you happen to opt for.



 P3 signing off. Thank you. Have a wonderful time. 

I'm not really a fan of superhero movies to be honest, but I think I would prefer another Batman movie. I haven't seen the new Wonder Woman, so I may be biased, but I like how Batman doesn't need any super powers to kick ass.

User below me, would you rather be an average athlete on a really successful team, or the star player of a below average team?

To be honest, I'm not really much of a sports person, much less a team-oriented one. Of the two choices though, I'd rather be an average athlete on a really successful team. I don't think I would want all the pressure and attention that comes with being the star player of a team, even if it is a below average one.

User below me, would you rather skydive or swim with sharks?

Skydive. I've been wanting to go for a long time! And, why on Earth would I swim with Sharks... 

User below me, would you rather learn guitar, or drums?

Since I already know how to play guitar (albeit, it has been a while since I've played), I'll go with drums. I've always thought it would be cool to play the drums.

User below me, would you rather kiss a jellyfish or step on a crab? Strange question I know...

My first reaction is step on a crab, easy. But then it would kill the poor crab, right? So I'm not sure that it would be worth sparing myself. As for how it would affect me personally? The crab is the way to go.


User below me, would you rather eat tako (squid) or escargot (snail)?

I've actually eaten squid before and it was quite delicious. The thought of eating escargot to me is honestly a bit disgusting so I would definitely take squid again.

User below me, another food question: Would you rather eat cake or pie?

I would say cake. Who doesn't like a good cake? Plus,if you are creative,it can look awesome.

What would rather be forced to watch,another Transformers movie or another TMNT movie?