Thanks to my heightened reflexes, I manage to avoid it and subsequently turn it to ashes using a powerful fire magic spell. I do take a little bit of recoil damage from inhaling some of the ashes, so props to you for that.

Somehow, I throw a supernova at the user below me. Have fun with that.

Is it a scottish supernova? If it is, I ask for it's autograph cuz I love Noam Dar.


I throw an entire TV at the next user. Plus, it's one of those older TVs, so it's super heavy.

I quickly ninja roll out of the way, barely escaping with my life. But catching a lot of shrapnel from the glass. 

I throw the crew from the Office at the user below me!

Quite an odd thing to hurl at someone isn't it? XD, I use almighty push on them and send them flying through the air for several miles.

I throw the Transcontinental Railroad at the user below me!

ooo! I catch the Transcontinental Railroad and add it to one of my random galaxies.  Thank you! XD

I throw a giant diamond sign with an arrow that points down (it looks like a "V") at the user below me. =P

I manage to dodge it and the sign instead hits my English professor in the face while she's taking role call. She falls to the ground unconscious and everyone leaves class an hour early. That's what she gets for giving us such short deadlines for big essays.

I throw the dark web at the user below me.

I catch it and use it to learn about everything! 

I throw the Twilight Zone at the user below me! (Original TV show, by the way.)

  I completely missed the point of watching old television shows so the Twilight Zone sails right by me.

 I use my magnetic abeyance to fold that adamantium boned warrior known as Wolverine also known as "James Howlett" , "Patch" or "Logan" into a tight ball and then summon him to me so that his spine rests in my palm. I then exert temporary magnetic pressure to compress his metal skull and make him go berserk from the resulting extreme brain damage which will take a few minutes for him to fully recover from. I watch his eyes go manically nuts. Then I point him directly at the user posting below me and let off a stellar electro-magnetic pulse from my palm to propel him in a record-snapping velocity for his special long range attack known as the "fast ball special" while simultaneously allowing him his full range of motion once again to attack in his current state of mind whomever it is that posts next finding themselves brave enough to tangle with the berserk, long clawed, mutant monster man.

  P3

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i throw my nintendo 3ds at the user below and it shatters 

Must be a limited edition antique glass 3DS. I sidestep it at just the right time and take minimal damage. I kindly sweep up the 3ds fragments and return them to you. Maybe you can rebuild it? XD

I throw Buckingham Palace at the user below me.

ooo! Another one!!  I catch the Buckingham Palace and add it to the first planet I see. Thank you! =)

I throw a pair of silver katanas wrapped in bandages at the user below me.

  I make like Leonardo and catch both katanas behind my back before blitzing the refined metal weapons into a traditional kata exercise to keep my skills up where they belong ( expert level ) .  I can fight off scores of ninja with the weaponry you have just provided for my usage . I thank you , my kind , considerate ally .

 I use my sweet new katanas to chop pizza slices riddled with anchovies , artichoke hearts , black olives, pineapple bits , extra mozzarella and marble cheddar cheese , 100 % turkey sausage (sliced) , ranch dip , double tomato sauce and tortilla chips crushed into tiny triangles . I garnish each slice with a fresh sliced tomato piece .  I use my neat new katanas to spear each slice and wing them one by one with ninja level swiftness at the user posting below my post .

 Bon appetit .  P3

I tactically catch each slice with my mouth and down them just as quick. I haven't eaten much today and they are delicious.

I throw a 1Lb. bag of Cheeto's at the user below me.

I grab it and bring it to the potluck I'm going to. 

I throw the band Led Zeppelin at the user below me! (Including drums, guitar, amps... everything, by the way.)

Since I do like their music, I capture them in a masterball as they are flying towards me. This was I will be able to summon them and listen to them perform whenever I choose

I throw a Moai (or Easter Island Head) at the user below me.

I have no chance at catching or jumping on it, so I hit the dirt and pray that it flies over me. xD

I somehow survive the above and throw a Diet Mountain Dew at the user below me. Be thankful it wasn't a three ton hunk of stone. :p

I catch the Diet Mountain Dew and drink it. Thanking the user above me for not sentencing me to a most painful death and instead providing me with refreshment.

After finishing my drink I proceed to throw an Xbox 360 with the red ring of death at the user below me.

I catch said 360 and ship it directly to Microsoft by throwing it really hard to their headquarters. Amazingly, it stays intact.

I throw this entire thread at the person bellow me (cause it died for a little bit).

I use an AED on it and it comes back to life.

I throw a walkman at the next user.

I dodged said walkman!

I throw a blue bomb from The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild at the next user!