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04-25-12 03:53 PM
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Maxpowerfreak
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There are a lot of glitches in about every games, but my favorite glitches right now are the ones I am getting in The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.
I'll just compile a small list of what happened to me in my 100+ hours of gameplay on Skyrim mainly because I am bored and should be doing a school projetc. Damn, I am such a rebel. Ladies?

NOTE: Some of the stuff I'm about to write might sound VERY random but it is mainly because of the insane amount of mods I have on the game, and it tends to derp around at times.

*The moonwalk: Once upon a time, the Dragonborn entered the city of Solitude. Sadly, he hadn't learned from the news of the new cool thing in town. Everybody was doing the motion of walking forward, but was moving backwards. Silly Dragonborn, not listening to the news and stuff.

*The "OHGODIT'SEATINGMYHORSE": The Dragonborn was enjoying a nice casual stroll on his horse on the side of a mountain when suddenly, the mountain decided that there would be no horses in it's hood, oh hell naw. So it proceeded to make the horse sink inside of it. The Dragonborn got lucky and got off at the right time, only to see his horse slowly sinking down into the ground. The horse was never seen again. Goodnight kids, and try not to get yourself eaten by a mountain any time soon!

*Floor slippery when hot/cold/wet/dry: The Dragonborn, still mourning the death of his horse with which he had a lot of baby centaurs (all those lovely mental images), was walking casualy in the woods. Only for him to suddenly speed up to lightspeed levels and hit a tree and die. Yeah, I never really quite got that one either...

*Static mesh: (oh the joys of lazy titles) The Dragonborn, recently reborn from a satanic ritual known as the "Quickload", decided that to cheer himself up, it was time for some DRAGON HUNTING! YEAH! NOTHING CHEERS A MAN UP LIKE MURDERING A GIANT LETHAL FLYING FIREBREATHING LIZARD! Except for some lovely green tea while sitting down infront of the fireplace, reading and listening to classical music. Seriously, try it. Pretty relaxing. Anyway, to keep this one short cause it's already quite long with my all out caps rage. The dragon didn't have any animations and was just a flying paralyzed dragon. Turns out it was some stuff contradicting between two mods with dragons. Ah.

And I'll give you fine lads a last one, cause you sure seem like nice people.

*And yet it lives... and talks: Soon after seeing his life flash infront of his eyes right after his executioner got blown up by a dragon, the Dragonborn got back up and prepared to run to the tower for his life... but quickly got interrupted by the guy who got his head cut off right before him. The only thing that the... thing asked was: "Yes?". That was all that the Dragonborn remembered before waking up later half naked and with a massive pain the the buttocks.

Cheers to you all, that's about the same amount of words I was supposed to be writing for school. And now I'm wondering why I am still here writing this and not continuing my work. But anyway, this makes me remember that I should take more screenshots. Cause I really should keep all this stuff saved in a folder somewhere.
There are a lot of glitches in about every games, but my favorite glitches right now are the ones I am getting in The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.
I'll just compile a small list of what happened to me in my 100+ hours of gameplay on Skyrim mainly because I am bored and should be doing a school projetc. Damn, I am such a rebel. Ladies?

NOTE: Some of the stuff I'm about to write might sound VERY random but it is mainly because of the insane amount of mods I have on the game, and it tends to derp around at times.

*The moonwalk: Once upon a time, the Dragonborn entered the city of Solitude. Sadly, he hadn't learned from the news of the new cool thing in town. Everybody was doing the motion of walking forward, but was moving backwards. Silly Dragonborn, not listening to the news and stuff.

*The "OHGODIT'SEATINGMYHORSE": The Dragonborn was enjoying a nice casual stroll on his horse on the side of a mountain when suddenly, the mountain decided that there would be no horses in it's hood, oh hell naw. So it proceeded to make the horse sink inside of it. The Dragonborn got lucky and got off at the right time, only to see his horse slowly sinking down into the ground. The horse was never seen again. Goodnight kids, and try not to get yourself eaten by a mountain any time soon!

*Floor slippery when hot/cold/wet/dry: The Dragonborn, still mourning the death of his horse with which he had a lot of baby centaurs (all those lovely mental images), was walking casualy in the woods. Only for him to suddenly speed up to lightspeed levels and hit a tree and die. Yeah, I never really quite got that one either...

*Static mesh: (oh the joys of lazy titles) The Dragonborn, recently reborn from a satanic ritual known as the "Quickload", decided that to cheer himself up, it was time for some DRAGON HUNTING! YEAH! NOTHING CHEERS A MAN UP LIKE MURDERING A GIANT LETHAL FLYING FIREBREATHING LIZARD! Except for some lovely green tea while sitting down infront of the fireplace, reading and listening to classical music. Seriously, try it. Pretty relaxing. Anyway, to keep this one short cause it's already quite long with my all out caps rage. The dragon didn't have any animations and was just a flying paralyzed dragon. Turns out it was some stuff contradicting between two mods with dragons. Ah.

And I'll give you fine lads a last one, cause you sure seem like nice people.

*And yet it lives... and talks: Soon after seeing his life flash infront of his eyes right after his executioner got blown up by a dragon, the Dragonborn got back up and prepared to run to the tower for his life... but quickly got interrupted by the guy who got his head cut off right before him. The only thing that the... thing asked was: "Yes?". That was all that the Dragonborn remembered before waking up later half naked and with a massive pain the the buttocks.

Cheers to you all, that's about the same amount of words I was supposed to be writing for school. And now I'm wondering why I am still here writing this and not continuing my work. But anyway, this makes me remember that I should take more screenshots. Cause I really should keep all this stuff saved in a folder somewhere.

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04-08-12 08:29 PM
| ID: 564362 | 66 Words

Maxpowerfreak
Level: 21


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Well, the most I stayed awake was about... 37-8 hours? DAMN I'M COOL!

But really, I only went to sleep at those times because I was bored and had nothing to do. I never really tested how far I can go without sleep, but I could last a while. Maybe 3-4 days. Well, next time I have a big weekend I may as well try. ;P
Well, the most I stayed awake was about... 37-8 hours? DAMN I'M COOL!

But really, I only went to sleep at those times because I was bored and had nothing to do. I never really tested how far I can go without sleep, but I could last a while. Maybe 3-4 days. Well, next time I have a big weekend I may as well try. ;P

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04-07-12 04:31 PM
| ID: 563781 | 199 Words

Maxpowerfreak
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Well, I would sure love myself some horse armor!

No but seriously, seeing as if you no-clip out of the map you can see a bunch of landmass from the other provinces of Tamriel (

http://ppsh-41.tumblr.com/post/13145143504/entire-tamriel-landmass-built-into-skyrim), there could be a possibility that a future expansion would include the other provinces of Tamriel. Note: THAT WOULD BE AMAZING. I would love to see stuff like the Imperial City with the new engine for Skyrim, or just the terrain in general. Maybe a visit to the realms of oblivion would be fun too. Or maybe all this land could just be there as ground work for the next game. Can you imagine how awesome of a game it would be if it included the whole continent of Tamriel? Yeah, it would be a pretty big game with a bunch of years of developpement. But I'm sure it would be worth it. But back to the expansion stuff, I think they will follow the usual setup for their expansions. A new questline in new environments and all that good stuff. They can't really come up with a lot of stuff seeing how easy it is to create mods for the games.
Well, I would sure love myself some horse armor!

No but seriously, seeing as if you no-clip out of the map you can see a bunch of landmass from the other provinces of Tamriel (

http://ppsh-41.tumblr.com/post/13145143504/entire-tamriel-landmass-built-into-skyrim), there could be a possibility that a future expansion would include the other provinces of Tamriel. Note: THAT WOULD BE AMAZING. I would love to see stuff like the Imperial City with the new engine for Skyrim, or just the terrain in general. Maybe a visit to the realms of oblivion would be fun too. Or maybe all this land could just be there as ground work for the next game. Can you imagine how awesome of a game it would be if it included the whole continent of Tamriel? Yeah, it would be a pretty big game with a bunch of years of developpement. But I'm sure it would be worth it. But back to the expansion stuff, I think they will follow the usual setup for their expansions. A new questline in new environments and all that good stuff. They can't really come up with a lot of stuff seeing how easy it is to create mods for the games.


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01-22-12 05:33 PM
| ID: 534397 | 323 Words

Maxpowerfreak
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POSTS: 68/71
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My personal favorites are:

-Minecraft: Overall great sandbox which is also very modfriendly. The best fun is on multiplayer though!

-Terraria: Minecraft in 2D, with more content (easier to update for the devs) but with very very few mods.

-Binding of Isaac: The game I am currently playing the most. It's a highly addictive and disturbing game kind of top down shooter. Just youtube northernlion, he has over a 100 parts of the game.

-World of tanks: MMOFPS/TPS/RTS. It's a multiplayer shooter... with tanks. You're a tank, I'm a tank, they're tanks and oh god explosions. The early stuff does not require much thinking, just some basic flanking and a lot of shooting, but later on as you advance through the tiers you'll have to form strategies to find victory.

-Skyrim and Oblivion: 2 favorite games ever, I don't need to explain them, right?

-Dungeon Siege/ II and all the espansions for both: Dungeon Siege is one of my favorite games of all times. I recently found my cd and started playing it again, that game is one of my favorites ever. It's basicaly an RPG, I don't really know how to explain this all that well but you might as well youtube it if you're into RPGs. Sadly, they dropped the servers for the game. Dungeon Siege 2 is the same style of game with just a bit more gore and harder puzzles.

-DC Universe online: Checking it out (it's free but goshdarn huge), having a lot of fun with it playing an Archer with mental abilities. He's also very fast. It's a superhero/villain MMORPG which as a PVE and PVP server. It's also on both PC and PS3 and is thus playable with a controller.

And finally, the game I am anticipating the most is Guild Wars 2, whenever it decides to come out. I personally like to think of it as the MMORPG who will kill all the other MMORPGs.
My personal favorites are:

-Minecraft: Overall great sandbox which is also very modfriendly. The best fun is on multiplayer though!

-Terraria: Minecraft in 2D, with more content (easier to update for the devs) but with very very few mods.

-Binding of Isaac: The game I am currently playing the most. It's a highly addictive and disturbing game kind of top down shooter. Just youtube northernlion, he has over a 100 parts of the game.

-World of tanks: MMOFPS/TPS/RTS. It's a multiplayer shooter... with tanks. You're a tank, I'm a tank, they're tanks and oh god explosions. The early stuff does not require much thinking, just some basic flanking and a lot of shooting, but later on as you advance through the tiers you'll have to form strategies to find victory.

-Skyrim and Oblivion: 2 favorite games ever, I don't need to explain them, right?

-Dungeon Siege/ II and all the espansions for both: Dungeon Siege is one of my favorite games of all times. I recently found my cd and started playing it again, that game is one of my favorites ever. It's basicaly an RPG, I don't really know how to explain this all that well but you might as well youtube it if you're into RPGs. Sadly, they dropped the servers for the game. Dungeon Siege 2 is the same style of game with just a bit more gore and harder puzzles.

-DC Universe online: Checking it out (it's free but goshdarn huge), having a lot of fun with it playing an Archer with mental abilities. He's also very fast. It's a superhero/villain MMORPG which as a PVE and PVP server. It's also on both PC and PS3 and is thus playable with a controller.

And finally, the game I am anticipating the most is Guild Wars 2, whenever it decides to come out. I personally like to think of it as the MMORPG who will kill all the other MMORPGs.

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09-11-10 05:15 PM
| ID: 239065 | 30 Words

Maxpowerfreak
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Tu as beau dire que tu est "cool" mais tu ne peux pas battre Chuck Norris! (French)

(English) You may say that you're "cool" but you can't beat Chuck Norris!

Tu as beau dire que tu est "cool" mais tu ne peux pas battre Chuck Norris! (French)

(English) You may say that you're "cool" but you can't beat Chuck Norris!



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09-04-10 07:46 PM
| ID: 235477 | 20 Words

Maxpowerfreak
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Granted, but starting tomorrow you will be bored for the rest of your life.

I wish that... I wished something!
Granted, but starting tomorrow you will be bored for the rest of your life.

I wish that... I wished something!

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09-01-10 06:32 PM
| ID: 233884 | 18 Words

Maxpowerfreak
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Septemberfreak

Yep took off the n cause I am EBIL
I still didn't force myself I think ...
Septemberfreak

Yep took off the n cause I am EBIL
I still didn't force myself I think ...

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09-01-10 06:30 PM
| ID: 233882 | 129 Words

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(French)

ENFIN! Je peux parler ma langue d'origine sans avoir de problème! Hum... que pourai-je marquer... Je sais! Canada est genre, la meilleure place EVER! On fait le meilleur sirop d'érable et on adore le BACOOOOON!!!! Enfin moi au moin j'adore . Et c'est tout! Ça va être long à mettre en anglais par contre -.- ...

Finally! I can talk in my first language without any problem! Hum... what could I write... I know! Canada is like, the best place EVER! (Yea we use A LOT of English words in Canadian French ) We make the best maple syrup and we love BACOOOOON!!!! Well at least me I love it . And thats it! But its gonna be a pain to put in English -.- ...
(French)

ENFIN! Je peux parler ma langue d'origine sans avoir de problème! Hum... que pourai-je marquer... Je sais! Canada est genre, la meilleure place EVER! On fait le meilleur sirop d'érable et on adore le BACOOOOON!!!! Enfin moi au moin j'adore . Et c'est tout! Ça va être long à mettre en anglais par contre -.- ...

Finally! I can talk in my first language without any problem! Hum... what could I write... I know! Canada is like, the best place EVER! (Yea we use A LOT of English words in Canadian French ) We make the best maple syrup and we love BACOOOOON!!!! Well at least me I love it . And thats it! But its gonna be a pain to put in English -.- ...

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08-30-10 04:50 PM
| ID: 232627 | 15 Words

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jmc1097
my browser closed 2 times because I would hit escape instead of 1 XD
jmc1097
my browser closed 2 times because I would hit escape instead of 1 XD

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08-29-10 07:03 PM
| ID: 232128 | 5 Words

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Videogamegod

WOOOOT getting better
Videogamegod

WOOOOT getting better

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08-29-10 05:33 PM
| ID: 232051 | 20 Words

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I catch it by parachuting down the cliff but it "accidentally" slips and falls on a mad mad MAD dog
I catch it by parachuting down the cliff but it "accidentally" slips and falls on a mad mad MAD dog

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08-29-10 05:30 PM
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Me jumping down a cliff and surviving by falling on a fat guy...
Me jumping down a cliff and surviving by falling on a fat guy...

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08-29-10 05:27 PM
| ID: 232049 | 12 Words

Maxpowerfreak
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Granted, but you can't afford a violin.
I wish for pancake mix!
Granted, but you can't afford a violin.
I wish for pancake mix!

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08-29-10 12:04 PM
| ID: 231757 | 11 Words

Maxpowerfreak
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90, the approximate number of years I have left to live.
90, the approximate number of years I have left to live.

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08-28-10 05:20 PM
| ID: 231083 | 19 Words

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septembern : Change the l to r and you get preys (multiple prey) !

GIMME MA 50 Viz NAO
septembern : Change the l to r and you get preys (multiple prey) !

GIMME MA 50 Viz NAO

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08-27-10 04:07 PM
| ID: 230454 | 8 Words

Maxpowerfreak
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HEY YOU! Can I have you number?
HEY YOU! Can I have you number?

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08-27-10 11:57 AM
| ID: 230308 | 40 Words

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87 ! It's like 7 8 but in the other way like 8 7... And also on a more mathematical stuff :
87 is the 26th distinct semiprime and the 8 of the form. Probably no one understood that XD
87 ! It's like 7 8 but in the other way like 8 7... And also on a more mathematical stuff :
87 is the 26th distinct semiprime and the 8 of the form. Probably no one understood that XD

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08-27-10 11:54 AM
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528 ya it's getting old...
528 ya it's getting old...

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08-27-10 11:51 AM
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Wrong and now I say that the next person will be ...
DarkHyren
Wrong and now I say that the next person will be ...
DarkHyren


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08-27-10 11:41 AM
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MegaMario : died of his computer exploding because of an advertisement overflow ... Ouch
MegaMario : died of his computer exploding because of an advertisement overflow ... Ouch

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