Oh no... Well if you haven't heard it from AVGN, prepare to hear it from me. Are you ready to dive head first into this pile of SNES poo? I hope you enjoy this review, because I sure won't. Enough annoying talk though, let's all lose a few brain cells because of this garbage. Note : I've taken into consideration that it would be best to leave my overall thoughts until last.
Graphics : 1/10
Usually I would joke saying : What graphics? Not for this game though, It's such a sad reality that not even hilarity can save it. The graphics stink, not like other games. This game avoids analogies, because it's that bad. It's so horrible it's impossible to compare to even the worst games I have ever seen. That is saying something. So I'm sorry, if you need an analogy or a comparison of any kind to know more about this game, I can't even try to compare. I personally think that any other game looks better. Of course Atari couldn't help being simple, that was the beginning of the video game evolution. This is 16 bit, so it is more complicated than the Atari 2600, 5200, or even the 7800. It still stunk though, even in 16 bit and it's magical powers.
Sound : 1/10
Don't get me wrong, I like "I love Beijing-Whatever it was called" But that song is annoying, and it doesn't even take a break. 10 seconds in you wonder if it will ever stop looping. Not even after restarting does it stop. If I recall, there is no other sounds, whatsoever! I think every other game sound is better, even the loops smaller than that! This is a comparison, and I said I couldn't even think of one, well I'm sorry. This games music and is bad. Just as bad as the graphics.
Addictiveness : 1/10
I will never play this again, and neither should you, it was a failed attempt, and should never be played more than once. I don't have anything else to say about it's replay value, because there is none.
Story : 2/10
I hate the story/ Since you can't feel my hate, allow me to tell you why I hate it. It is lame and it steal copyrighted images and people's names without any sort of consent or even knowledge of what is going on. Other than that, it's stupid. the only reason it gets 2/10 is it's so stupid, it's funny
Depth : 1/10
This is literally a 5 minute game. Worst complexity I've seen in a game. I don't even know where to begin. It contradicts the story, and still makes no sense. It's as deep as a wading pool. I think you would agree with me. I think the creators of the game would agree with me.
Difficulty : 10/10
Note : 10/10 difficulty means it's very hard. I don't even know what to think, It's impossible! You get killed by everything! I can't beat it, and it's so simple! So hard and no fun.
I know this review was so short, and this will not happen again. The circumstances of how bad this is though, there is nothing to say. I am being honest, play this and you will be speechless too. It's crap, I'm never reviewing something like this again unless it's personal demand. Goodnight/Morning/Afternoon, and please don't play this game. Don't play this game ever. I know I won't
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