Ok, we have all been 1-upped by somebody in our lives.  If you don't know what that means, it's simple.  When you are talking to someone, maybe bragging about an accomplishment, they come up with something that beats yours, whether it was them or someone they knew.  Now, it is crucial that you defend yourself against the 1-upper by 1-upping them back, or just dismissing it as nothing.  The point of this thread is to 1-up the person above you or you can choose to dismiss it and move on to another topic.

For example;

Person getting 1-upped:   "Last night I was soooo hungry that I ate 6 cheeseburgers!"

The 1-upper:  "Oh yea!!  Well that's nothin.  One time I wasn't even hungry and I ate 7 cheeseburgers!"

Person who got 1-upped:  "Oh Yea!!, Well my Cheeseburgers were actually 6 quadruple bypass bacon cheeseburgers from Heart Attack grill when I was in Las Vegas winning a million dollars!"

1-upper:  (sensing his defeat, changes the subject)  "Well last time I went to Las Vegas, I don't remember anything, but I did come back with 2 million dollars"

I think you get the idea, so I will start it off with:

I was at an Indian Casino and decided to try playing Craps.  It was my first time and I ended up winning $600 in less than an hour.

steel_attacker :
Oh yea!!  Well, when I play monopoly, I never land on anybody's properties and everybody always lands on mine.  All of that money would do you no good if you played against me.

Oh yeah? I beat Halo 2 in 4 1/2 hours on HARD!!! 

thing1 : That's easy, I have done that like a thousand times.  One time I did the Super Mario Bros 1-up trick for like 2 days straight and got like an infinity extra lives.

medieval zombie : Aww...That's nothing! I crushed Metroid Other M in hard mode, where you fight all enemies with 99 units of energy, 10 missiles, and no upgrades! (By the way, I love this idea!)

Pfft. That's nothing. I maxed out the score on Pac-Man without even eating any of the dots.

I did marching band for four years.

Just try to top that.

jmascis14 : I was in the Marine Corps for six years.  I fought for freedom and justice and traveled to four different continents, several countries, learned Japanese, got some great tattoos, and I now have a ton of interesting stories.  I was a sergeant of Marines when I got out with no extra holes in me.

warmaker :  Oh yea? I beat all of the Sonic the Hedgehog games in 1 second! I got a score of 999999 and now I am the best gamer ever!

(I am the first female to respond? I guess so)

ZeroTails : Is that so, well I beat the original PacMan level 256! Top that!

Oh yeah? When I think of the game, I WIN IT!!!!

No one can top that. NO ONE CAN. MWAHHAHAHAHHAHA!

DancingBagel : Oh, yea, mortal? When I simply think of the game's title, I win the game and get ALL ENDINGS AT THE SAME TIME! And only the good endings, too. And I get max high-score!