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Best battletoads game 2k14

 
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05-07-14 07:17 AM
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Allow me to apologize in advance for any harm caused by this highly unprofessional and questionable review

Gosh this game makes my nipples rock hard
Released in 1994, Battletoads the arcade game (not to be confused with Battletoads and Battletoads) combines excellent presentation with satisfying if somewhat repetitive gameplay.
I'm gonna go ahead and divide every rated thingy like another one of those boring people because I lack the writing skill to write a coherent review :
Graphics - (9/10)
This game features excellent sprite work and nicely detailed backgrounds with a violent art style and toilet humor which is something everybody finds entertaining.
Sound - (7/10)
Catchy but somewhat forgettable music, alongside less than impressive sound effects and less than stellar voice acting.
Addictiveness - (6/10)
This game is fun enough to warrant a second playthrough, however there are only 2 levels that aren't straight up beat-em-up levels which is another one of those chasm levels a la level 2 of the NES Battletoads, and an on-rails space shooter level. Neither are particularly fun, and the beat-em-up gameplay eventually loses it's novelty.
Difficulty (8/10)
You will repeatedly get your ass handed to you while playing this game, as it's difficulty is intense. The only thing that makes this game even beatable here is the unlimited credits courtesy of MAME. With merciless enemies and stage hazards, this game is nothing short of hard, yet still not as hard as the original or Battlemaniacs

During stages, you can play as any Battletoad you want as this is one of the 2 games in the series where all 3 Toads are actually playable and they all play differently but everybody knows that Zitz is the best one and everyone should play as him forever.
One aspect of this game I haven't touched upon yet; the gore. Various combos done by the toads result in like 8 milliliters of blood to spill out every so often so clearly this game deserves to be rated M for mature

I'm actually really awful at portraying my love for a videogame, I just realised. Play this game. It's fun. IGN would've given it 12/10 if they were good.
Allow me to apologize in advance for any harm caused by this highly unprofessional and questionable review

Gosh this game makes my nipples rock hard
Released in 1994, Battletoads the arcade game (not to be confused with Battletoads and Battletoads) combines excellent presentation with satisfying if somewhat repetitive gameplay.
I'm gonna go ahead and divide every rated thingy like another one of those boring people because I lack the writing skill to write a coherent review :
Graphics - (9/10)
This game features excellent sprite work and nicely detailed backgrounds with a violent art style and toilet humor which is something everybody finds entertaining.
Sound - (7/10)
Catchy but somewhat forgettable music, alongside less than impressive sound effects and less than stellar voice acting.
Addictiveness - (6/10)
This game is fun enough to warrant a second playthrough, however there are only 2 levels that aren't straight up beat-em-up levels which is another one of those chasm levels a la level 2 of the NES Battletoads, and an on-rails space shooter level. Neither are particularly fun, and the beat-em-up gameplay eventually loses it's novelty.
Difficulty (8/10)
You will repeatedly get your ass handed to you while playing this game, as it's difficulty is intense. The only thing that makes this game even beatable here is the unlimited credits courtesy of MAME. With merciless enemies and stage hazards, this game is nothing short of hard, yet still not as hard as the original or Battlemaniacs

During stages, you can play as any Battletoad you want as this is one of the 2 games in the series where all 3 Toads are actually playable and they all play differently but everybody knows that Zitz is the best one and everyone should play as him forever.
One aspect of this game I haven't touched upon yet; the gore. Various combos done by the toads result in like 8 milliliters of blood to spill out every so often so clearly this game deserves to be rated M for mature

I'm actually really awful at portraying my love for a videogame, I just realised. Play this game. It's fun. IGN would've given it 12/10 if they were good.
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(edited by KelloggsFrosties on 05-07-14 07:25 AM)    

05-07-14 08:38 AM
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From battle creek michigan weighing 235 pounds ROB VAN DAM!!! Uh uhm.

Good review for a first but it's not easy to read. No spaces in between. it was Good for you're first review but for an arcade game 1000 words is good. I still liked this review a lot but. Vizzed is family friendly so things like you know what get handed to you is not a good idea.
From battle creek michigan weighing 235 pounds ROB VAN DAM!!! Uh uhm.

Good review for a first but it's not easy to read. No spaces in between. it was Good for you're first review but for an arcade game 1000 words is good. I still liked this review a lot but. Vizzed is family friendly so things like you know what get handed to you is not a good idea.
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05-07-14 09:50 PM
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For a first review, this isn't all that bad (that second line though sheesh XD) I would work on adding more depth and detail within each category rather than just stating what they offered or if they were good or bad rather you could say something along the lines of: 


The graphics of this game were pretty good despite being slightly blurry in some areas, however I think this could be improved.... 

This is an example mind you, but you should try to explain and answer what made each part of the game good or bad, how it earned the score you gave, how could it be made better, etc. 


I think if you try to answer these questions through each of your categories more, then you should be in good shape and length shouldn't be too much of an issue. Other than that, I would work on your spacing and overall organization of the review to make it look more professional, but it's all up to you. Keep it up though, with time and practice, I am sure you will eventually be able to write quality reviews!
For a first review, this isn't all that bad (that second line though sheesh XD) I would work on adding more depth and detail within each category rather than just stating what they offered or if they were good or bad rather you could say something along the lines of: 


The graphics of this game were pretty good despite being slightly blurry in some areas, however I think this could be improved.... 

This is an example mind you, but you should try to explain and answer what made each part of the game good or bad, how it earned the score you gave, how could it be made better, etc. 


I think if you try to answer these questions through each of your categories more, then you should be in good shape and length shouldn't be too much of an issue. Other than that, I would work on your spacing and overall organization of the review to make it look more professional, but it's all up to you. Keep it up though, with time and practice, I am sure you will eventually be able to write quality reviews!
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05-07-14 10:09 PM
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Cool review I guess, forget IGN's vote though - Vizzed gives it an 8.6 with 26 votes from players.
Cool review I guess, forget IGN's vote though - Vizzed gives it an 8.6 with 26 votes from players.
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