Hi, I'm back! Back then, whenever there was a hot cartoon, movie, or show, video game developers nearly ALWAYS made a game for it. They knew kids would want it, and kids didn't have Internet to check if it was good or not, just their own guesses or tips from friends. LJN is a prime example of a company that cared about how famous the game was, and not how good it was. They made terrible games such as Bill and Ted and Karate Kid. I'd list more, but it'd be one hell of a long list. However, The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle and Friends -- that's a mouthful -- was vomit inducing, but it wasn't made by LJN. It was made by... THQ. THQ is epic (Well, was epic, since they're dead now. RIP), but back then, they weren't the best around. So, let's dig into this turd!
Graphics: I was going to give it a 1, but at least I could tell what most things were. On the other hand, the graphics are cheesy and cartoon-ish looking, and NOT in a good way. At all. It's an eyesore, just avoid it. 3/10
Sound: I tried to be nice, yet I just could not. The classic theme for the show had an awesome orchestral theme. The game's version of it? An 8-bit mess of scrambled notes and beeps, boops and crap. However, when you go to the next level, it gets worst, and actually gets SCARY. Do yourself a favour and mute the game. I don't want you to suffer from EAR CANCER. But then again, just don't play the game. 1/10
Depth: To be fair, the game does indeed offer you something cool. If your idea of cool is a steaming turd, then it's there. You have the option of switching from Bullwinkle the Moose to Rocky the Squirrel. But the game doesn't tell you that! It lets you know by there being a big pit where for Bullwinkle, it's impossible to pass. But if you're Rocky, you can zoom right by. I think you can switch characters with the select button, but I'm not exactly sure. 3/10
Difficulty: The game is difficult for many reasons. It's difficult for the controls, like stopping and pressing down to pick up items. It's difficult for leaving you clueless as to what to do, with having to switch characters without knowing how to do so. It's difficult to tolerate with terrible music, graphics that could give you eye strain, and all the above. I'm not even trying to be funny, just don't play this. Maybe on the Genesis or SNES, it's much better with improved control, sound and graphics, but I am not making any promises. 1/10
THQ screwed up really badly, but at least they improved. If you're curious to see what the game is like (GO AHEAD, I DARE YOU.), feel free to. I'm not stopping you. But if you want to have a great experience, this game isn't the place you'll find it in.
Final Rate: 1.5/10
I can has featured review? Hi, I'm back! Back then, whenever there was a hot cartoon, movie, or show, video game developers nearly ALWAYS made a game for it. They knew kids would want it, and kids didn't have Internet to check if it was good or not, just their own guesses or tips from friends. LJN is a prime example of a company that cared about how famous the game was, and not how good it was. They made terrible games such as Bill and Ted and Karate Kid. I'd list more, but it'd be one hell of a long list. However, The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle and Friends -- that's a mouthful -- was vomit inducing, but it wasn't made by LJN. It was made by... THQ. THQ is epic (Well, was epic, since they're dead now. RIP), but back then, they weren't the best around. So, let's dig into this turd!
Graphics: I was going to give it a 1, but at least I could tell what most things were. On the other hand, the graphics are cheesy and cartoon-ish looking, and NOT in a good way. At all. It's an eyesore, just avoid it. 3/10
Sound: I tried to be nice, yet I just could not. The classic theme for the show had an awesome orchestral theme. The game's version of it? An 8-bit mess of scrambled notes and beeps, boops and crap. However, when you go to the next level, it gets worst, and actually gets SCARY. Do yourself a favour and mute the game. I don't want you to suffer from EAR CANCER. But then again, just don't play the game. 1/10
Depth: To be fair, the game does indeed offer you something cool. If your idea of cool is a steaming turd, then it's there. You have the option of switching from Bullwinkle the Moose to Rocky the Squirrel. But the game doesn't tell you that! It lets you know by there being a big pit where for Bullwinkle, it's impossible to pass. But if you're Rocky, you can zoom right by. I think you can switch characters with the select button, but I'm not exactly sure. 3/10
Difficulty: The game is difficult for many reasons. It's difficult for the controls, like stopping and pressing down to pick up items. It's difficult for leaving you clueless as to what to do, with having to switch characters without knowing how to do so. It's difficult to tolerate with terrible music, graphics that could give you eye strain, and all the above. I'm not even trying to be funny, just don't play this. Maybe on the Genesis or SNES, it's much better with improved control, sound and graphics, but I am not making any promises. 1/10
THQ screwed up really badly, but at least they improved. If you're curious to see what the game is like (GO AHEAD, I DARE YOU.), feel free to. I'm not stopping you. But if you want to have a great experience, this game isn't the place you'll find it in.
Final Rate: 1.5/10
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